[dragonshardz]

This is a fun little game I learned from another forum I go to. You simply insert something into the vending machine, and the next poster states what they received, followed by what they inserted into the vending machine. Here's an example (with fake names):

Bob's post: *inserts five dollars*
Jane's post: *receives Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator* *inserts two dollars*

However, you are not restricted to inserting cash into the machine. The forum I got this from has some pretty crazy stuff coming out of the vending machine. The ideal way to post is with asterisks (*) in front of and behind what you get & receive. Making other comments is a-ok!

Please be respectful of each other and don't get too naughty. PG-13 MAX!

Also, two post rule applies! For example, Bob has to wait until someone has posted after Jane to reply.

Please, in the course of this game, do not insult anyone's custom content. This is meant to be a fun game and not a flame war.

I'll start us off:

*inserts three dollars*

[nerdly_dood]

* receives a 3-dollar bill *

* inserts a stack of 500-Euro notes *

[metarvo]

* receives a Coca-Cola *

* inserts (U.S.) $1.50 *

[Haljackey]

* receives two shares of AIG Stock (worth less than $1 US nowadays ) *

* inserts a Loonie ($1.00 CAD) *

[Pat]

*Recieves a pass to go to 3RR*

*inserts a nickle*

[bwatterud]

*receives a Zimbabwean $1,000,000 dollar bill*

*inserts 12 Chuck E Cheeze tokens*

[The_Hutt]

*receives a stuffed monkey and a dartboard*

*inserts a ATM card*

[mightygoose]

*receives a government funded financial bailout*

*inserts £13.26.5 entirely in halfpenny coins*

[MandelSoft]

* Recieve a fake I-pod*"

* Insert Nk.25 (Imaginia's currency, worth about 15 euro´s) *

[metarvo]

* Receives a 4 GB USB Flash Drive *

* Inserts a MasterCard credit card *

[SimGoober]

* Recieves warm fuzzy feeling*

*Inserts lint from coat pocket*

[MandelSoft]

* recieves the same lint from coat pocket *

* inserts SC4 CD *

[TheTeaCat]

*recieves a cuppa Tea*

*inserts empty cup*

[Haljackey]

*receives paper cup of cold, year old hot chocolate in the empty tea cup *

*inserts a penny*

[ElPhantasmo69]

* Receives season's tickets to Edmonton Oilers

* Inserts used kleenex

[nerdly_dood]

* Receives used kleenex
* Inserts right index finger

[Haljackey]

* Receives nerdly's chopped index finger

* Inserts nerdly's chopped index finger

[nerdly_dood]

* receives an argument about the speed of falling objects - Curse you, newton!

* inserts a physics textbook*

[Pat]

*recieves rules about posting, " A Gamers Guide to play the Vending Machine "....

* Inserts a raw steak

[ElPhantasmo69]

* Receives dead Vampyre

* Inserts DVD