Worst Case Scenario

[JeeKTan]

A F-15 jet with a nuke missile is heading towards you!!



Uh oh...

[daryl7478]

It turns out you're in a warzone.

[WC_EEND]

and the US Army is fighting against you

[JeeKTan]

because you are Osama bin Laden!!!

[carkid1998]

And your followers are shocked at the lack of cheese, and are threatening to kill you if you don't get lots of mature cheddar.

[GDO29Anagram]

Kinda reminds me of that cheese cracker commercial I once saw... (And I can't even remember the name of that snack...)

By the way, while you weren't looking, the immature cheddar cheese wheels put a "Kick me" sign on your back... 

[Nego]

Kinda reminds me of that cheese cracker commercial I once saw... (And I can't even remember the name of that snack...)

Oh, yeah! I remember those commercials. They were for Cheese-Its. The ironic thing is that I'm eating them right now!


Anyway...

So one of your followers who isn't so bright kicks you in the spine, resulting in you becoming permanently paralyzed from the waist down.

[daryl7478]

You are then taken to the hospital and a power outage shuts down all the medical equipment.

[carkid1998]

And then you wake up, and you can move! But an evil scientist is now experenting on you...

[daryl7478]

It soon fails and you and the scientist explode.

[Nego]

You somehow survived the explosion, but now you have no limbs! You are also bruised, burned, and scraped up beyond recognition...

[GDO29Anagram]

And that immature cheese wheel returned and put TWO "Kick Me" signs on your back!!!

(I gotta do something to continue this somehow...)

[WC_EEND]

Which subsequently got you kicked from every game of COD: Black Ops

[carkid1998]

Then the postman told you that you're PS3 is about to blow up just as he's delivering your copy of Gran Turismo 5.

[WC_EEND]

Ouch, that's really bad (especially for those waiting for GT5, like me)

And it's made worse by the fact that your 360 RROD'ed and your Wii got nicked...

[JeeKTan]

and when you tried to install COD: Black Ops on your PC, your PC died and your hard disk is wiped out.

[Nego]

Then thanks to all of the people shopping on black Friday, you couldn't buy a new computer because they were all sold out!!!

[WC_EEND]

So you head for the nearest international airport to book a flight to a country that doesn't have black friday sales (to buy a computer over there) only to find out that all flights are already fully booked due to the thanksgiving weekend.

[JeeKTan]

When you walk back home from the airport, a girl suddenly raped kidnapped you in a dark alley.

[daryl7478]

The girl turns out to be an ugly Miley Cyrus impersonator.