Topic: Worst Case Scenario (Read 57340 times)

JeeKTan · « **Reply #240 on:** November 04, 2010, 08:02:47 PM »

A F-15 jet with a nuke missile is heading towards you!!

Uh oh...

daryl7478 · « **Reply #241 on:** November 04, 2010, 08:19:08 PM »

It turns out you're in a warzone.

WC_EEND · « **Reply #242 on:** November 07, 2010, 10:13:21 AM »

and the US Army is fighting against you

JeeKTan · « **Reply #243 on:** November 07, 2010, 07:31:18 PM »

because you are Osama bin Laden!!!

carkid1998 · « **Reply #244 on:** November 10, 2010, 03:59:51 PM »

And your followers are shocked at the lack of cheese, and are threatening to kill you if you don't get lots of mature cheddar.

GDO29Anagram · « **Reply #245 on:** November 10, 2010, 04:41:39 PM »

Kinda reminds me of that cheese cracker commercial I once saw... (And I can't even remember the name of that snack...)

By the way, while you weren't looking, the immature cheddar cheese wheels put a "Kick me" sign on your back...

Nego · « **Reply #246 on:** November 11, 2010, 02:25:38 PM »

Quote

Kinda reminds me of that cheese cracker commercial I once saw... (And I can't even remember the name of that snack...)

Oh, yeah! I remember those commercials. They were for Cheese-Its. The ironic thing is that I'm eating them right now!

Anyway...

So one of your followers who isn't so bright kicks you in the spine, resulting in you becoming permanently paralyzed from the waist down.

daryl7478 · « **Reply #247 on:** November 11, 2010, 03:30:11 PM »

You are then taken to the hospital and a power outage shuts down all the medical equipment.

carkid1998 · « **Reply #248 on:** November 11, 2010, 03:36:11 PM »

And then you wake up, and you can move! But an evil scientist is now experenting on you...

daryl7478 · « **Reply #249 on:** November 11, 2010, 04:06:58 PM »

It soon fails and you and the scientist explode.

Nego · « **Reply #250 on:** November 11, 2010, 09:25:50 PM »

You somehow survived the explosion, but now you have no limbs! You are also bruised, burned, and scraped up beyond recognition...

GDO29Anagram · « **Reply #251 on:** November 21, 2010, 06:24:48 PM »

And that immature cheese wheel returned and put TWO "Kick Me" signs on your back!!!

(I gotta do something to continue this somehow...)

WC_EEND · « **Reply #252 on:** November 22, 2010, 05:39:33 AM »

Which subsequently got you kicked from every game of COD: Black Ops

carkid1998 · « **Reply #253 on:** November 22, 2010, 10:28:55 AM »

Then the postman told you that you're PS3 is about to blow up just as he's delivering your copy of Gran Turismo 5.

WC_EEND · « **Reply #254 on:** November 23, 2010, 04:13:25 AM »

Ouch, that's really bad (especially for those waiting for GT5, like me)

And it's made worse by the fact that your 360 RROD'ed and your Wii got nicked...

JeeKTan · « **Reply #255 on:** November 24, 2010, 08:28:17 PM »

and when you tried to install COD: Black Ops on your PC, your PC died and your hard disk is wiped out.

Nego · « **Reply #256 on:** November 25, 2010, 09:53:15 PM »

Then thanks to all of the people shopping on black Friday, you couldn't buy a new computer because they were all sold out!!!

WC_EEND · « **Reply #257 on:** November 26, 2010, 07:57:00 AM »

So you head for the nearest international airport to book a flight to a country that doesn't have black friday sales (to buy a computer over there) only to find out that all flights are already fully booked due to the thanksgiving weekend.

JeeKTan · « **Reply #258 on:** November 26, 2010, 09:06:08 AM »

When you walk back home from the airport, a girl suddenly ~~raped~~ kidnapped you in a dark alley.

daryl7478 · « **Reply #259 on:** November 26, 2010, 10:31:59 AM »

The girl turns out to be an ugly Miley Cyrus impersonator.

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