The Legend of Wouanagaine

[Fred_Ginger]

It is a widely held belief that the titanic sank after striking an iceberg, however, the truth is that it actually ran into Wouanagaine who was out doing laps between France and Canada. 

Wow, Wouanagaine, I didn't know you were that old!  What was life like back then and how did you transition to computers so easily?

[wouanagaine]

Let me state that I have no age, so I'm not old or young, I am, that's all

[Diggis]

When wouanagain does pushups he's actually pushing the world down.

Wouanagains ricies don't say "snap crackle and pop", they say "shush, here he comes"

[Alek King of SC4]

Wilt Chamberlin claims to have been with over 1,000 women, Wouanagaine calls this a slow day.

[Eddie]

I'm smarter than wouanagaine!

OW! My legs!!!!

[dedgren]

Dealing with wouanagaine, you're lucky you can still feel your legs, Eddie.


David

[Cali]

i am blind because wouanagaine did not permit me to look upon him.

[Masochist]

The DAT Packer doesn't compress your plug-in files.  wouanagaine does it himself.  With his bare hands.

[Eddie]

I'm glad too, Dedgren. I only lost 2 of my legs.

[dedgren]

Wounagaine just had a minute to take a down payment, Eddie.  Don't worry, he'll be back for the rest.

Oh, and

...God does not play dice with the universe...

    ...and wouanagaine does not play dice with God.

[Gaston]

We are all but dust mites in the lint in the bottom of the pocket of the cast off clothes of Wouanagaine.

- attributed to Sun Tzu [ linkie ].

[Doc]

Wouanagaine holds the world record for having made only ONE mistake in his entire life. He had once thought he was wrong about something, but then it turned out that he wasn't!

[meinhosen]

Wouanagaine and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

[Diggis]

wouanagaine is so tough he irons his own shirts.... while still wearing them. 

[Diggis]

Wouanagaine is so powerful a clearly off topic thread about him was moved to SC4 community related, cos he is the daddy of all of us.

[dioangel]

If you add the king of all gods in classical music Ludwig Van Beethoven and add Wouanagaine together......WOW now that's what I call real music for the world!! 

[Cali]

Wounagaine actually TAUGHT Beethoven how to play the piano.

[dioangel]

I thought Beethoven taught him to know everything!  oh yes...

[rooker1]

too funny, but very deserving.  Thanks for all you have done.  I now bow and walk away.

[dioangel]

Wouangaine is also the heavy metal gods along with Ronnie James Dio!