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SC4D Off Topic Section => Matters of General Interest => Forum Games => Topic started by: dragonshardz on March 11, 2009, 09:02:56 PM

Title: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on March 11, 2009, 09:02:56 PM
This is a fun little game I learned from another forum I go to. You simply insert something into the vending machine, and the next poster states what they received, followed by what they inserted into the vending machine. Here's an example (with fake names):

Bob's post: *inserts five dollars*
Jane's post: *receives Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator* *inserts two dollars*

However, you are not restricted to inserting cash into the machine. The forum I got this from has some pretty crazy stuff coming out of the vending machine. The ideal way to post is with asterisks (*) in front of and behind what you get & receive. Making other comments is a-ok!

Please be respectful of each other and don't get too naughty. PG-13 MAX!

Also, two post rule applies! For example, Bob has to wait until someone has posted after Jane to reply.

Please, in the course of this game, do not insult anyone's custom content. This is meant to be a fun game and not a flame war.

I'll start us off:

*inserts three dollars*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 11, 2009, 09:26:28 PM
* receives a 3-dollar bill *

* inserts a stack of 500-Euro notes *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 11, 2009, 10:16:44 PM
* receives a Coca-Cola *

* inserts (U.S.) $1.50 *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Haljackey on March 11, 2009, 11:37:50 PM
* receives two shares of AIG Stock (worth less than $1 US nowadays :P) *

* inserts a Loonie ($1.00 CAD) *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on March 11, 2009, 11:47:15 PM
*Recieves a pass to go to 3RR (http://sc4devotion.com/forums/index.php?board=159.0)*

*inserts a nickle*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: bwatterud on March 12, 2009, 12:00:54 AM
*receives a Zimbabwean $1,000,000 dollar bill*

*inserts 12 Chuck E Cheeze tokens*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: The_Hutt on March 12, 2009, 12:22:39 AM
*receives a stuffed monkey and a dartboard*

*inserts a ATM card*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: mightygoose on March 12, 2009, 04:19:49 AM
*receives a government funded financial bailout*

*inserts £13.26.5 entirely in halfpenny coins*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: MandelSoft on March 12, 2009, 04:40:08 AM
* Recieve a fake I-pod*"

* Insert Nk.25 (Imaginia's currency, worth about 15 euro´s) *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 12, 2009, 07:59:42 AM
* Receives a 4 GB USB Flash Drive *

* Inserts a MasterCard credit card *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on March 12, 2009, 08:12:35 AM
* Recieves warm fuzzy feeling*

*Inserts lint from coat pocket*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: MandelSoft on March 12, 2009, 09:39:06 AM
* recieves the same lint from coat pocket *

* inserts SC4 CD *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: TheTeaCat on March 12, 2009, 01:08:02 PM
*recieves a cuppa Tea*

*inserts empty cup*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Haljackey on March 12, 2009, 01:18:20 PM
*receives paper cup of cold, year old hot chocolate in the empty tea cup *

*inserts a penny*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: ElPhantasmo69 on March 12, 2009, 01:29:03 PM
* Receives season's tickets to Edmonton Oilers

* Inserts used kleenex
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 12, 2009, 03:13:04 PM
* Receives used kleenex
* Inserts right index finger
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Haljackey on March 12, 2009, 03:34:28 PM
* Receives nerdly's chopped index finger

* Inserts nerdly's chopped index finger
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 12, 2009, 03:38:19 PM
* receives an argument about the speed of falling objects - Curse you, newton! :angrymore:

* inserts a physics textbook*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on March 12, 2009, 03:48:11 PM
*recieves rules about posting, " A Gamers Guide to play the Vending Machine "....

* Inserts a raw steak
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: ElPhantasmo69 on March 12, 2009, 03:52:02 PM
* Receives dead Vampyre

* Inserts DVD
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 12, 2009, 03:54:16 PM
* receives The Terminator on ye olde video casette

* inserts a dictionary
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BigSlark on March 12, 2009, 04:53:38 PM
*receives a bottle of cold Newcastle Ale

*puts in empty bottle of Newcastle Ale

/steals vending machine for an unlimited supply of beer!
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on March 12, 2009, 05:10:41 PM
ooiii Hey there Kevin no stealling the machine now tisk tisk!!!!

* Receives golden ticket for a new vending machine

* inserts nerdly_dood  :D
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: bob56 on March 12, 2009, 05:33:14 PM
*out comes a car automata* $%Grinno$%

*Inserts brown box*

Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 12, 2009, 05:37:25 PM
* Receives a dependency *

* Inserts hotel key card *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Gaston on March 12, 2009, 08:30:11 PM
*Receives a compromising video of metarvo in a hotel room with a ....*
*Inserts a Gummi Bear covered in cat hair*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: bwatterud on March 12, 2009, 08:37:21 PM
*recieves a large cat*
*inserts a key to a '77 Volkswagen Scirocco*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on March 12, 2009, 08:49:06 PM
*receives brand-new 2010 Ford F-150*

*inserts second set of keys to brand-new 2010 Ford F-150*

EDIT: Whoops broke the rules of my own game!
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 12, 2009, 09:37:10 PM
*Receives brand-new 2010 Ford F-150*

*Inserts 20 gallons of gas *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: sithlrd98 on March 12, 2009, 09:53:50 PM
*Doesn't make it out of the gas station*
*Inserts flash drive*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on March 12, 2009, 09:54:41 PM
*receives 2TB portable HD*

*inserts LAN cable from school*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on March 12, 2009, 10:22:05 PM
* Recieves free Internet

* Inserts old aptiva computer *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on March 13, 2009, 12:18:38 AM
*Receives 5.25" floppy disk.*

*Inserts like-new paper plate*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: bwatterud on March 13, 2009, 12:41:52 AM
*Receives a steak dinner*
*Inserts a fishing lure*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Swamper77 on March 13, 2009, 12:48:28 AM
*receives a large rainbow trout*

*inserts a small purple crystal*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: threestooges on March 13, 2009, 02:07:40 AM
*Receives a book on gemology*

*Inserts ticket to Disneyland*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: ElPhantasmo69 on March 13, 2009, 10:28:21 AM
* receives a posse of screaming kids to take along

* inserts additional 2GB RAM
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: MandelSoft on March 13, 2009, 11:01:59 AM
* Recieves a almost complete PC; only the 2GB RAM is missing  ;D

* Inserts ZB$1.000.000.000
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on March 13, 2009, 01:11:52 PM
* Recieves $ 5.00 USD

* Inserts same $ 5.00
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 13, 2009, 01:17:31 PM
*Receives a $5.00 footlong sandwich from Subway*

*Inserts a power line isolator*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Swamper77 on March 13, 2009, 02:25:29 PM
*receives a bucket truck and the insulator gets returned with it*

*inserts a box of rusty parts*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on March 13, 2009, 03:37:45 PM
*Receives can of WD-40.*

*Inserts ice cube.*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on March 13, 2009, 04:04:32 PM
LoL Joan would that be the regualer can of WD-40 or the industrial size barrel of WD-40???


* Recieves scotch on the rocks

* inserts Mini Cooper
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 13, 2009, 04:21:24 PM
* receives crumpled heap of destroyed Mini Cooper and a puddle of gasoline

* inserts a can of pinto beans
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 13, 2009, 04:30:20 PM
*Receives plastic spoon*

*Inserts bucket truck received earlier*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: ElPhantasmo69 on March 13, 2009, 06:23:33 PM
* Receives Bus Ticket

* Inserts 1.21 Gigawatts
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 13, 2009, 06:29:27 PM
* Receives 1.21 Watts

* Inserts fragment of shattered camshaft received earlier
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: mightygoose on March 13, 2009, 06:41:57 PM
receives totalled honda NSX

inserts microsoft zune
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: bwatterud on March 13, 2009, 07:59:08 PM
*recieves an Apple iPod*

*inserts 6 blank CD-R's*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 13, 2009, 08:08:42 PM
*Receives 6 blank DVD-R's*

*Inserts Shell gasoline credit card*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on March 13, 2009, 08:40:10 PM
*recieves free gas for life*

*Inserts FukitolTM Pill*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 13, 2009, 09:29:57 PM
* receives dozens of the best BATs out there

* inserts the copy of Life magazine from November 10, 1972 that's been lurking atop his bookshelf for the past several months for some reason
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: mightygoose on March 18, 2009, 06:10:32 AM
*receives 543 POW's and 1271 MIA's*

*inserts a Philosoraptor*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on March 18, 2009, 03:36:41 PM
*receives a reptilian philosopher*

*inserts the meaning of life*

Just a quick note: What you get does not have to make sense.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on March 18, 2009, 03:55:46 PM
*receives a DVD called: "Monty Python and The Meaning of Life"*

*inserts a USB stick*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: mightygoose on March 18, 2009, 04:09:42 PM
*receives a cupcake with byte missing*

*inserts a jar full of greed*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 18, 2009, 04:20:35 PM
*Receives a brown corrugated box full of debts*

*Inserts U.S. $1 gold coin*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: bob56 on March 18, 2009, 04:28:59 PM
*doesn't fit in slot*

*Out pops welder to aid you*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 18, 2009, 04:42:43 PM
* inserts welding equipment
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on March 18, 2009, 04:46:44 PM
* inserts welding equipment

*didn't get anything back because the welding equipment welded the slot shut*

*inserts stick of dynamite*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: kj3400 on March 18, 2009, 05:15:42 PM
*receives explosion*

*inserts sulfuric acid in a can*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on March 18, 2009, 06:35:07 PM
*Recieves a can of Coca-Cola*

*Inserts used tissue*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on March 18, 2009, 07:08:47 PM
*Gets an irresistible urge to sneeze*

*Inserts 1944 calendar*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: kj3400 on March 18, 2009, 08:15:32 PM
*Receives atomic bomb prototype*

*inserts laptop*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on March 19, 2009, 06:33:04 AM
Recieves pocket calculator

Inserts BarbyW
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: GNUCyberKat on March 19, 2009, 07:31:41 AM
*Receives incredible SimCity4 advice with a smile

*Inserts Nintendo Wii controller
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 19, 2009, 07:51:48 AM
*Receives ye olde Nintendo Entertainment System from 1985*

*Inserts 2 AA batteries*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: MandelSoft on March 19, 2009, 01:04:00 PM
* Recieve a Vandergraaf-generator

* Insert a Brainiac
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 19, 2009, 05:47:14 PM
* Receives a Rubik's cube

* Inserts Rubik's cube
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 19, 2009, 05:56:34 PM
*Receives scrambled Rubik's cube*

*Inserts baseball*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: mightygoose on March 19, 2009, 06:27:27 PM
*receives football stickers :P


*inserts armoured rage....
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on March 19, 2009, 07:05:43 PM
*Receives hot potato*

*Inserts spiral notebook*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on March 19, 2009, 07:23:18 PM
*receives the Gutenberg Bible*

*inserts 42*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: bwatterud on March 19, 2009, 07:33:00 PM
*receives a towel*

*inserts a bike wheel*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 19, 2009, 09:05:44 PM
* receives shreds of rubber and scraps of decimated aluminum and bits of thick wire knots

* inserts Godzilla
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: threestooges on March 20, 2009, 03:14:40 AM
*receives Mothra*

*Inserts can of bug spray*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on March 20, 2009, 03:17:38 AM
* Recieves dead bugs

* Inserts the final episode of BSG
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on March 20, 2009, 04:57:06 PM
*Receives new toaster*

*Inserts stale bread*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 20, 2009, 05:05:54 PM
*Receives French toast*

*Inserts §10*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: NASCAR_Guy on March 20, 2009, 06:11:39 PM
*gets punched by spring loaded Boxing Glove trap*

*inserts above poster*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on March 20, 2009, 06:48:10 PM
*Receives below poster*

*Inserts water bill*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 20, 2009, 07:14:03 PM
*Receives submersible water pump and gets water bill back*

*Inserts library card*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 20, 2009, 07:15:49 PM
* receives library

* inserts one of the library's ancient computers
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: mightygoose on March 20, 2009, 07:21:48 PM
*recieves Dell PC

*inserts the last seven hours spent waiting for ST6.0.... :angrymore:
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: kj3400 on March 20, 2009, 07:50:13 PM
*Receives ST 7.5*

*Inserts SC4D LEX DVD*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 20, 2009, 10:07:54 PM
* Receives 4 gigabytes of the best of the best SC4 custom content available anywhere

* Inserts the parking ticket on that car across the street
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 20, 2009, 10:24:07 PM
*Parking ticket has trouble going in, due to being somewhat wrinkled.*

*Re-inserts ticket after pressing it against the machine repeatedly in an attempt to flatten it.*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on March 20, 2009, 10:54:03 PM
* Recieves the fine for the ticket for illegally parking his fire truck

* Inserts 150,000 years later qoute from the last episode of BSG
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on March 20, 2009, 11:20:49 PM
*receives a crazy scientist and a time traveling DeLorean*

*Inserts flux capacitor*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 20, 2009, 11:44:03 PM
Fined for illegally parking your fire truck? It's perfectly legal for a fire truck to park in front of a fire hydrant! That's the only vehicle that's supposed to park there so they don't have to waste hose length to get to the fire... right?

Aaanyway.

* Receives a trip to 1997

* Inserts a 1997 calendar
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 21, 2009, 07:10:13 AM
*Receives ye olde SimCity 2000 CD*

*Inserts "Danger: High Voltage" sign*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on March 21, 2009, 07:13:10 AM
*recieves lightening bolt*

*inserts charred remains of hand*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: JoeST on March 21, 2009, 07:19:02 AM
receives some awesome bats... sligthly tingged

inserts a brick
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: XiahouDun on March 21, 2009, 07:28:29 AM
*recieves 1/10000th of a mansion* :D

*inserts a welcome mat*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: mightygoose on March 21, 2009, 07:50:19 AM
*receives a greeting

*inserts receptionist
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on March 21, 2009, 08:33:32 AM
*recieves a friendly reception*

*inserts MightyGoose*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: JoeST on March 21, 2009, 08:36:53 AM
receives an awesome podcast

inserts a spade
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: GNUCyberKat on March 21, 2009, 08:43:44 AM
receives a straight flush

inserts a solar panel
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 21, 2009, 08:46:14 AM
*Receives a compact fluorescent light bulb*

*Inserts §20*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on March 21, 2009, 08:57:33 AM
*recieves SimCity Societies*

*inserts SimCity Societies
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: JoeST on March 21, 2009, 09:00:13 AM
receives some dog poo...

inserts a hammer
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on March 21, 2009, 09:09:09 AM
*receives hundreds of buckled nails and a thick and aching thumb*

*inserts a screwdriver*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: MandelSoft on March 21, 2009, 09:45:52 AM
* recieve 42 screws

* insert Nardo's (In)famous Thoughts About The Game
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 21, 2009, 09:58:23 AM
*Receives a warning to make plenty of backups*

*Inserts NFL season tickets, without even bothering to see what team or game they were for.*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 21, 2009, 10:17:35 AM
* receives a reeeally bad game that was dead from the beginning

* inserts Cities XL
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: JoeST on March 21, 2009, 10:29:35 AM
receives a scratched disk

inserts another brick :D (through the window ;) XD)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on March 21, 2009, 10:35:24 AM
* receives The Wall *

* inserts The Eighties"
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: bwatterud on March 21, 2009, 12:35:25 PM
*receives the Nineties.*

*inserts several gallons of chocolate milk*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 21, 2009, 01:40:07 PM
* receives several gallons of Pepsi

* inserts a ballpoint pen
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 21, 2009, 02:14:10 PM
*Receives a yellow HB No.2 pencil*

*Inserts a Coca-Cola bottlecap that is a winning cap in a "1 in 6 wins a free Coca-Cola" contest
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on March 21, 2009, 08:56:39 PM
*Recieves sulfuric acid in a can

*Inserts upgraded but slightly flawed modded version of Maxis Props
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 21, 2009, 09:04:45 PM
* receives something Pegasus made

* inserts the PLEX
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on March 21, 2009, 10:04:40 PM
SG, n_d, I have to ask you to please not bash Pegasus. It's not as if he planned Prop Pox, and I believe bap's findings have been proven mistaken by bap him(?)self.

*receives some darn good custom content*

*inserts early SC4 custom content*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: MandelSoft on March 22, 2009, 05:21:17 AM
* Recieves NAM March 2009, included with all related plugins.

* Inserts SC4D Vending Machine
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on March 22, 2009, 06:08:53 AM
*recieves ..* *got clobbered with all the previous inserted things*

*inserts 0.02 Simoleons*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on March 22, 2009, 07:52:06 AM
*gets diddly squat*

*insterts London*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on March 22, 2009, 08:07:54 AM
*Recieves slight headache from BONG of Big Ben

*Inserts a more appropriate comment
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 22, 2009, 08:31:16 AM
*Receives gold medal*

*Inserts small package of seasonal tree seeds*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on March 22, 2009, 08:34:48 AM
*recieves a car*

*inserts a power trip*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: JoeST on March 22, 2009, 09:16:54 AM
*receives some wood*

*inserts narnia*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on March 22, 2009, 10:59:43 AM
*receives Lord Of The Rings*

*inserts Gandalf*

Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 22, 2009, 11:39:56 AM
* receives Sauron

* inserts Frodo Gollum
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: bwatterud on March 22, 2009, 01:22:20 PM
*revieves my precioussssssss*

*inserts a Ring-Pop*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Orange Julius on March 22, 2009, 02:03:56 PM
* receives a cavity*

* inserts a sadistic dentist*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 22, 2009, 04:41:29 PM
*Receives an electric drill*

*Inserts a Yellow Pages phone book*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: XiahouDun on March 22, 2009, 04:51:37 PM
*recieves a door stop*

*inserts a movie ticket*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on March 22, 2009, 05:08:24 PM
*Gets a box of popcorn*

*Inserts salt shaker*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 22, 2009, 05:13:42 PM
* Receives several pieces of shattered transparent plastic, a bit of twisted aluminum and a quantity of granulated white powder

* Inserts that semi-abandoned mall on Peters Creek Road [picture (http://landmproperties.net/images/rsfront.JPG)]
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on March 22, 2009, 06:37:22 PM
*recieves overexposed grainy photo*

*inserts ego*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on March 22, 2009, 08:32:52 PM
*Recieves error message "File does not exist".

*Inserts can of worms
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on March 22, 2009, 09:08:43 PM
*receives expensive NY state fishing license*

*inserts expensive NY state fishing license*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 22, 2009, 09:23:01 PM
* receives expensive VA state fishing license

* inserts a disc brake caliper off someone else's car

Woops...
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: XiahouDun on March 22, 2009, 10:00:30 PM
*recieves the inability to stop my car*

*inserts a nametag*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on March 22, 2009, 10:04:33 PM
* Recieves my name printed on a gold plate with the BSG symbol

* Inserts a new dollar bill with obamas face on it
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 22, 2009, 10:08:23 PM
* receives a big letter O

* inserts a sledgehammer
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 22, 2009, 10:12:13 PM
*Receives a Phillips screwdriver*

*Inserts an empty Pepsi bottle*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: bwatterud on March 22, 2009, 10:46:24 PM
*receives an empty Coke bottle, and "Mean" Joe Greene's jersey*

*inserts Disk 2 of SC4 vanilla*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: GNUCyberKat on March 22, 2009, 10:56:17 PM
* Receives "insert disc 1 message" :(

* Inserts analog wristwatch
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on March 22, 2009, 11:18:01 PM
* Recieves a sun dial with the wrong time on it

* inserts the sun dial
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 22, 2009, 11:30:35 PM
* receives an old grandfather clock

* inserts his grandfather

Sorry, granddad... it's gotta be done!
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on March 23, 2009, 04:55:47 AM
*gets nerdly's Dad 9 months later*

*inserts cell phone*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on March 23, 2009, 07:33:43 AM
*recieves cell phone bill

*inserts 8 years worth of Playboy magazines.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on March 23, 2009, 07:50:05 AM
*receives (censored)*

*inserts enjoyment*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 23, 2009, 08:22:56 AM
*Receives happiness*

*Inserts a 1925 U.S. silver dollar*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on March 23, 2009, 08:43:35 AM
*receives a 1.000.000.000.000 Reichsmark Bill from October 1923*

*inserts 1.000.000.000.000 Reichsmark Bill from October 1923*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: MandelSoft on March 23, 2009, 09:26:41 AM
* Recieves a bill of $0,04
* Insert Spore DVD-ROM
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on March 23, 2009, 07:51:27 PM
* Recieves a Staff Sargent

* Inserts a full blown Bird
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Gaston on March 23, 2009, 08:00:54 PM
*recieves a '69 Pontiac Firebird convertable
*inserts a "Dancing With the Stars" video.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on March 23, 2009, 08:16:40 PM
*Receives 1942 copy of Fred Astaire/Bing Crosby movie "Holiday Inn"*

*Inserts Snickers bar*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on March 23, 2009, 08:58:46 PM
*Recieves sugar rush

*Inserts 7 1/2 bits of info.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: mightygoose on March 23, 2009, 09:41:00 PM
*receives Sette-e-Mezzo rulebook [linkie] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sette_e_mezzo)

*inserts a royal flush
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: GNUCyberKat on March 23, 2009, 10:53:34 PM
* receives a king and queen plugged toilet

* inserts a jack of spades
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: threestooges on March 24, 2009, 12:52:00 AM
*receives a lifted car and a shovel*

*lowers the car and inserts the jack*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: NASCAR_Guy on March 24, 2009, 12:05:33 PM
*recieves John*


*inserts old 1979 Dodge Mirada*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on March 24, 2009, 12:15:36 PM
*dodges Mirada coming back out*

*inserts plans for world domination*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on March 24, 2009, 12:19:35 PM
*receives Pinky and the Brain*

*inserts Rohrschach*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on March 24, 2009, 04:04:02 PM
* Recieves something?

* Inserts a sack of nuts
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: threestooges on March 24, 2009, 04:21:00 PM
*receives sack of really cool BATs*

*inserts law books*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on March 24, 2009, 04:26:41 PM
*receives a stone bust from Otto von Bismarck and Napoleon*

*inserts theory of relativity*


Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 24, 2009, 04:37:19 PM
* receives string theory

* inserts physics textbook

Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 24, 2009, 06:17:27 PM
*Receives headache  ::)*

*Inserts manhole cover*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: bob56 on March 24, 2009, 06:22:00 PM
*Recieves Raw Sewage (No manhole to hold it in)*

*Inserts emoticon  :)*

Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 24, 2009, 06:31:41 PM
* Receives a piece of paper "$Deal"$

*Reads the piece of paper:

Quote
Thou shalt not speak Internet colloquialisms such as "noob" or "'leet" or "t3h" in real life.

* Inserts the piece of paper
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on March 24, 2009, 07:34:18 PM
*Recieves piece of paper..

(goes into bathroom and returns)

*Inserts slightly used piece of paper...
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: NASCAR_Guy on March 24, 2009, 08:03:39 PM
*recieves simgoobers autograph*

*puts in Simgoober*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 24, 2009, 08:17:34 PM
* giggles at simgoober's post

* receives the LEX DVD

* Inserts ST Live Chat
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 24, 2009, 08:33:00 PM
*Receives freeze*

*Inserts 30-amp circuit breaker*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on March 24, 2009, 09:40:04 PM
* Recieves a shock of his life

* Inserts AED after reading SG post
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on March 25, 2009, 05:04:01 AM
*received AED and throws it away having no idea what it is*

*inserts RA (random Acronym)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: mightygoose on March 25, 2009, 05:21:45 AM
* receives ADCOMSUBORDCOMPHIBSPAC [linkie] (http://www.answers.com/topic/adcomsubordcomphibspac) :)

* inserts amish barn raising [linkie] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barn_raising)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on March 25, 2009, 07:44:33 AM
*Recieves an idea that JMyers needs...

*Inserts Quote from "You might be a Redneck if..." calendar
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: XiahouDun on March 25, 2009, 08:19:45 AM
*Recieves a 365 page description of my family*

*inserts an internet cable*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on March 25, 2009, 08:30:55 AM
* receives a V.90 modem *

* inserts 10 miles of telegraph poles*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: MandelSoft on March 25, 2009, 08:34:52 AM
* Recieves a few 10 mile long telegraph wires.

* Insert 230 Volts
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on March 25, 2009, 09:42:42 AM
*recieves a power socket*

*inserts a Jeremy Clarkson quote saying: ,,POWER!!''*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 25, 2009, 09:45:34 AM
*Receives a power trip.*

*Inserts §100.*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: MandelSoft on March 25, 2009, 09:52:51 AM
* Recieves 10 pieces of SC4 Maxis road

* Insert -§1,000
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: rooker1 on March 25, 2009, 10:00:04 AM
*recieves 5 pieces SC4 Maxis highway

* Inserts - $10,000
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: MandelSoft on March 25, 2009, 10:55:57 AM
*recieves 5 pieces SC4 Maxis highway
LOL, I get something when I insert a negative amount of money  $%Grinno$%

* Recieves a $10,000 debt bill

* Insert Euro textures
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on March 25, 2009, 04:13:27 PM
(http://www.welchallyn.com/images/products/fullsize/Defibrillation/AEDs/AED10_970302E1_prodcut_MC.jpg)

Shaun that is AED... (Automated External Defibrillators)

* Recieves new American RHW standered textures by Tarkus

* Inserts Legacy RHW Support File

Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 25, 2009, 04:16:04 PM
* Receives what used to be called RHW v.13b

* Inserts what used to be called RHW v.17
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: mightygoose on March 25, 2009, 05:45:08 PM
*Recieves an idea that JMyers needs...

*Inserts Quote from "You might be a Redneck if..." calendar

jmyers doesnt need the idea he gave it too me...[linkie] (http://www.majhost.com/gallery/mightygoose/GRVII/1.5-4.jpg)

*receives old Tarkus album

*inserts Clann Zu album
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on March 25, 2009, 06:57:33 PM
Quote
jmyers doesnt need the idea he gave it too me...

Ahhh... didn't know he had posted pictures of it... lol...

*Recieves five thousand more cats fighting in a box

*Inserts hairball
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 25, 2009, 09:04:49 PM
* receives the box the cats were fighting in
* inserts a pair of socks
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: GNUCyberKat on March 25, 2009, 10:33:52 PM
* Receives one sock back - other lost forever

* Inserts Energizer AA battery
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on March 25, 2009, 11:01:13 PM
*Gets Energizer Bunny*

*Inserts 8-ball*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: MandelSoft on March 26, 2009, 02:54:18 AM
* Recieve the white ball

* Insert anti-matter
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: threestooges on March 26, 2009, 04:01:35 AM
*receives Unobtanium (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unobtanium)*

*Inserts Upsidasium (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upsidaisium)*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: tooheys on March 26, 2009, 04:17:00 AM
Receives: a vomiting 2 year old

Inserts: Recycled Carrots
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on March 26, 2009, 08:14:21 AM
*recieves snowmans nose*

*inserts alphabet soup*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on March 26, 2009, 08:54:22 AM
* Recieves a talking dog

* Inserts spare parts from last auto repair
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 26, 2009, 09:58:53 AM
*Vending machine breaks down and the spare parts are returned*

*Inserts specially ordered new parts to repair machine*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on March 26, 2009, 10:00:10 AM
*receives left over bits from any repair*

*inserts £3 note*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on March 26, 2009, 03:46:25 PM
*receives 5 pound dumb-bell*

*inserts 5 pound dumb-bell*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on March 26, 2009, 05:24:09 PM
*gets 200 pound idiot*

*Inserts bordertown results*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 26, 2009, 06:18:06 PM
*Receives big-time points  :)*

*Inserts gift certificate to expensive restaurant*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on March 26, 2009, 07:00:59 PM
*Gets indigestion*

*Inserts bottle of TUMS*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on March 26, 2009, 07:07:13 PM
*Recieves magazine full of SMUT*

*Inserts idea for new BAT.... *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 26, 2009, 09:26:02 PM
* Receives _________________
                                                 Insert BAT Name Here

* Inserts Czech Republic
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on March 26, 2009, 10:07:39 PM
* Recieves a Smiley Face

* Inserts a gold star
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: MandelSoft on March 27, 2009, 09:10:31 AM
* recieves "it'sa me, Mario!"

* Inserts 1337
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on March 27, 2009, 09:23:28 AM
*recieves a slap!*

*inserts welt*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on March 27, 2009, 12:35:35 PM
* Recieves a happy face  :D

* Inserts a whip
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 27, 2009, 03:59:31 PM
* receives a leather belt

* inserts a glass of water
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on March 27, 2009, 04:21:37 PM
*Gets two lemons*

*Inserts glass of lemonade*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on March 27, 2009, 05:39:32 PM
*recieves an "aaaahh!*

*inserts an empty glas*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on March 27, 2009, 05:47:40 PM
*receives a different kind of GLAS (http://glas.gsfc.nasa.gov/) back*

*inserts physicist*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Swamper77 on March 27, 2009, 06:04:24 PM
*Receives the Hadron Collider from Switzerland.*

*Inserts a particle*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on March 27, 2009, 06:13:10 PM
*receives a nucleus*

*inserts an electron*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 27, 2009, 07:06:26 PM
* receives a positron

* inserts two Up quarks and one Down quark
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on March 27, 2009, 09:21:13 PM
* Recieves Proton, protagonist, pronoun, pronunciation ......*

*Inserts used text books from ages gone by... *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 27, 2009, 10:08:34 PM
*Receives only 10% of the original cost  &mmm*

*Inserts alarm clock*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 27, 2009, 10:31:52 PM
* receives a very annoying noise:
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

* inserts the Snooze button
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on March 27, 2009, 10:33:53 PM
*receives 10 more minutes of blissful sleep*

*inserts pillow*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on March 27, 2009, 11:59:14 PM
* Receives biiiiiiig fluffy body pillow for the tired fire fighter

* Inserts Dirty smelly clothes
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 28, 2009, 05:13:04 PM
* receives washing machine

* inserts dishwasher
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: GNUCyberKat on March 28, 2009, 05:32:28 PM
* receives clean dishes

* inserts Garfield comic
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on March 28, 2009, 06:02:35 PM
*receives Hobbes*

*inserts Suzie*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 28, 2009, 06:08:51 PM
* receives the comics page

* inserts the Weather page
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on March 28, 2009, 07:08:14 PM
*Gets rained on*

*Inserts damp towel*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on March 28, 2009, 08:15:18 PM
*receives 35 minutes of tumble-drying in a dryer*

*inserts dryer lint*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Orange Julius on March 28, 2009, 08:24:23 PM
*receives belly-button lint*  $%Grinno$%

*inserts a bunch of moldy salsa*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on March 28, 2009, 08:30:50 PM
*Recieves a message "Thats what is is supposed to look like" *

*Inserts post in the banning game thread *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: GNUCyberKat on March 28, 2009, 09:30:36 PM
* Receives ban...hmmmmm...

* Inserts grudge
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: mightygoose on March 28, 2009, 09:37:14 PM
*gets second rate remake with Sarah Michelle Gellar.....

*inserts spike....
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Swamper77 on March 28, 2009, 09:42:33 PM
*receives enough materials to build miles of railroads*

*inserts an entire Douglas Fir Tree*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 28, 2009, 10:10:36 PM
* receives a lot of sawdust

* inserts a handmade limousine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6dCuz34LRU&feature=SeriesPlayList&p=793CABDF042A9514&index=108)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: XiahouDun on March 28, 2009, 10:49:26 PM
*Recieves a car that can't turn the corner*

*Inserts a pair of speakers*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on March 28, 2009, 10:57:20 PM
* Recieves the biggest subwoofer ever

* Inserts the worlds smallest amp ever
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on March 29, 2009, 02:11:49 AM
*receives BOSE stereo*

*inserts....hmmm.....my cousin Katrina*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: serebii666 on March 29, 2009, 03:50:59 AM
*recieves cousin George*

*Inserts Tru Blood*(*)


(*) I'm watching the series now :P
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on March 29, 2009, 02:55:29 PM
* Receives a bloodie mess

* Inserts Toilet Paper
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on March 29, 2009, 03:04:49 PM
*recieves ticket to the trots*

*inserts losing race ticket*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Orange Julius on March 29, 2009, 04:15:47 PM
*receives a dead horse and jockey's clothing*

*inserts own hand*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on March 29, 2009, 04:22:20 PM
* Receives the Orange Julius Drink yummies!!!!

* Inserts empty cup
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 29, 2009, 04:54:49 PM
*Receives $50 fine for littering*

*Inserts rural fence post*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on March 29, 2009, 08:25:24 PM
*Recieves massive splinter *

*Inserts pint of blood *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on March 29, 2009, 08:43:52 PM
*receives a cookie and a red "I donated!" sticker*

*inserts cookie*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on March 29, 2009, 08:53:55 PM
* Recieves a chipless chocolate chip cookie  :'(

* Inserts nasty cookie
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on March 30, 2009, 07:40:54 AM
* Recieves spyware *

* Inserts James Bond movie *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on March 30, 2009, 07:43:17 AM
*recieves englishman with scottish accent*

*inserts Billy Crystal*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: mightygoose on March 30, 2009, 07:54:42 AM
*receives Neil Diamond

*Inserts chocolate rain....
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: kj3400 on March 30, 2009, 08:21:25 AM
*receives vanilla snow*

*inserts canteen*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on March 30, 2009, 08:38:27 AM
*Recieves dehydration*

*inserts box of nails*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: RippleJet on March 30, 2009, 08:42:44 AM
*receives a bed*

*inserts a pillow*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on March 30, 2009, 01:59:54 PM
* Recieves a biiiiiig fluffie blanket

* Inserts night light
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 30, 2009, 03:17:44 PM
* receives fear of darkness

* inserts fear of subwoofers
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: threestooges on March 30, 2009, 05:54:00 PM
*Receives many tiny dogs*

*Inserts one large dog*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on March 30, 2009, 06:43:28 PM
*receives a huge dog droping*

*inserts the former content of a large cleenex box with a light smell of dog*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 30, 2009, 07:09:35 PM
Ewww.

* receives a kleen cleanex... or something like that.

* inserts a vending machine
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 30, 2009, 07:52:36 PM
*Receives a great number of sodas and candy bars.*

*Inserts 3 1/2" floppy disk*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: bwatterud on March 30, 2009, 07:55:02 PM
*receives a singularity collapse*dangit, ninja'd
*recieves a 400 terabyte hard drive* 

*inserts Army of Darkness on Blu-Ray*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on March 30, 2009, 09:30:32 PM
* Receives "Error : Media type not supported *   (Dang)

* Inserts Cup Holder *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on March 31, 2009, 06:57:52 AM
*receives a nice cop of very hot coffee*

*inserts some nice cookies for coffee*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on March 31, 2009, 07:24:17 AM
*recieves soggy biscuits*

*inserts wrist watch*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 31, 2009, 07:26:56 AM
*Receives railroad schedule*

*Inserts flashlight*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: MandelSoft on March 31, 2009, 07:31:26 AM
* Recieve two D-batteries

* Insert two AAA-batteries
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: mightygoose on March 31, 2009, 07:33:39 AM
*receives TV remote.*

*inserts a days hard labour*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: rooker1 on March 31, 2009, 08:22:43 AM
*recieves nothing*

*inserts some lent from my pocket*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on March 31, 2009, 08:48:02 AM
*recieves Easter*

*inserts egg laying rabbit*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: MandelSoft on March 31, 2009, 09:30:48 AM
*recieves rabbit laying egg  :P

*insert 404
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: kj3400 on March 31, 2009, 09:50:39 AM
*can not find received item*

*inserts mrtnrln's avatar*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on March 31, 2009, 10:19:38 AM
*receives Spore*

*inserts name*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: MandelSoft on March 31, 2009, 10:31:06 AM
*recieve ID number

*insert cake recipe
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 31, 2009, 11:11:29 AM
*Receives birthday cake*

*Inserts piece of office paper*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on March 31, 2009, 11:15:56 AM
*receives a full waste bin*

*inserts old inkjet printer with empty ink cartridges*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: threestooges on March 31, 2009, 01:31:02 PM
*Receives visit from Environmental Protection Agency*

*Inserts EPA*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on March 31, 2009, 03:55:05 PM
* Recieves Sector 7

* Inserts Cube
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 31, 2009, 03:58:06 PM
*Receives Borg Cube  ()borg()*

*Inserts U.S. $1.25*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: mightygoose on March 31, 2009, 04:48:47 PM
*receives floppy eared chicken*

*inserts christmas*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on March 31, 2009, 06:04:15 PM
* receives Boxing Day

* inserts a little letter N from Scrabble
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 31, 2009, 06:28:33 PM
*Receives 1 point*

*Inserts 2 points*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: mightygoose on March 31, 2009, 07:24:39 PM
*gets lager and a packet of crisps*



*inserts self esteem*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on March 31, 2009, 09:04:29 PM
* Recieves Uber Ego

* Inserts Ego before is reaches critical mass
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on April 01, 2009, 09:53:58 PM
* receives a pile of debris from the shattered mind of a poor soul whose ego vastly exceeded critical mass

* inserts the supermassive black hole at the center of our galaxy
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: MandelSoft on April 02, 2009, 07:37:45 AM
* Recieves Steve (if you have played Spore, you'll know what I mean  ;))
* Insert police car
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 02, 2009, 08:12:24 AM
@Nerdly Dood...   &apls  :D

*Recieves Fire Engine

*Inserts Pat
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: callagrafx on April 02, 2009, 08:26:19 AM
* receives error message ++out of cheese error: redo from start++

* inserts the question "why?"
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on April 02, 2009, 10:39:14 AM
*receives "because" as answer*

*inserts spring*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on April 02, 2009, 03:13:37 PM
* receives april showers [yes it is raining here]

* inserts May flowers  ()flower()
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on April 02, 2009, 05:08:11 PM
LMBO lol good ones there Goober and Lee!!!

* Recieves allergies

* Inserts Cuius testiculos habes habeas cardia et cerebellum qoute  ;)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: callagrafx on April 02, 2009, 05:43:33 PM
* receives a pain in the groin

* inserts sheep
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 02, 2009, 08:50:49 PM
* Recieves 7 happy Kiwis *

* Inserts left over pizza *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on April 02, 2009, 08:52:21 PM
*Receives heartburn*

*Inserts antacid*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Orange Julius on April 02, 2009, 09:00:56 PM
*Receives water and a salt  ()stsfd() *

* Inserts mouse (animal)*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on April 03, 2009, 12:07:14 AM
* Recieves Joan  :D

* Inserts Joan back in lol
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on April 03, 2009, 12:47:30 AM
*Receives NUTs*

*Inserts log cabin*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: callagrafx on April 03, 2009, 02:56:05 AM
* receives a moose

* inserts said moose
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 03, 2009, 07:26:02 AM
* Recieves Moose Steak

* Inserts Conundrum
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on April 03, 2009, 08:54:09 AM
*recieves base drum*

*inserts bad NZ sheep joke*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbyW on April 03, 2009, 08:55:28 AM
* receives Lee

* inserts BSC
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Yoder7652 on April 03, 2009, 10:46:48 AM
* receives quality custom content  ;)

* inserts a HD prop
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on April 03, 2009, 11:12:58 AM
*recieves lecture and a headache  &mmm

*inserts kayak
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Rayden on April 03, 2009, 11:19:08 AM
*Receives Arne's photo*

*inserts Taxi Barge ticket*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on April 03, 2009, 11:44:19 AM
*recieves gift from Daeley

*inserts pipe dream
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: JBSimio on April 03, 2009, 02:26:40 PM
*recieves a properly modified beach umbrella*

*inserts US Federal tax returns*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: z on April 03, 2009, 03:29:27 PM
*receives full-scale audit*

*inserts lawyer*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on April 03, 2009, 03:30:41 PM
* receives defendant

* inserts witness
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: TheTeaCat on April 03, 2009, 03:33:54 PM
*receives a confused and conflicting story *

*Inserts used teabag*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on April 03, 2009, 03:53:39 PM
*receives a cup of tea*

*inserts a dishwasher*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbyW on April 03, 2009, 03:59:29 PM
* receives husband

* inserts identity card
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: callagrafx on April 03, 2009, 04:55:14 PM
* receives a new identity

* inserts a sausage inna bun
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbyW on April 03, 2009, 04:57:54 PM
* receives Foul Ron

* inserts Librarian
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on April 03, 2009, 05:10:50 PM
* receives a book cart with nothing on it except a lone Bible and a copy of Lucifer's Hammer [Link[[url]]

* inserts Lucifer's Hammer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucifer's_Hammer)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on April 03, 2009, 05:26:28 PM
*receives "Don't Panic" from "The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy"

*inserts Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 03, 2009, 05:39:31 PM
* Recieves mugging

* Inserts new lot in the Orange Trophy contest.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on April 03, 2009, 05:44:07 PM
*Receives private BAT*

*Inserts SC4Tool*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Orange Julius on April 03, 2009, 06:23:50 PM
*receives an error message*

*inserts The Sims 2 CD*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: callagrafx on April 03, 2009, 06:30:24 PM
* Receives a drinks coaster

* Inserts a blast from the past
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on April 03, 2009, 08:38:13 PM
*receives a record player and a disco record*

*inserts record*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on April 03, 2009, 09:04:18 PM
*receives a grammophon*

*inserts a steam engine*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: threestooges on April 04, 2009, 02:17:09 AM
*Receives SP 4449*

*Inserts passenger train*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on April 04, 2009, 05:03:35 AM
*Recieves a smilie face  :) *

*inserts tinned spagetti*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbyW on April 04, 2009, 05:42:02 AM
* receives slice of toast

*inserts baked beans
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: cameron1991 on April 04, 2009, 05:44:35 AM
* Receives a whoopee cushion

* Inserts a vending machine
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: callagrafx on April 04, 2009, 06:00:06 AM
* Receives a paradox

* Inserts a gravity well
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on April 04, 2009, 06:16:02 AM
*recieves bucket full of gravity*

*inserts bucket*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 04, 2009, 06:26:58 AM
* Recieves pile of manure

* Inserts answer to a stupid question
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: callagrafx on April 04, 2009, 06:48:49 AM
* Receives a blond

* Inserts a redhead
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on April 04, 2009, 07:05:34 AM
*recieves a slap*

*inserts welt*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: sebes on April 04, 2009, 07:59:59 AM
*receives a pain*

*inserts lash*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Rayden on April 04, 2009, 08:16:37 AM
*recieves a Barbie

*inserts homework
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Orange Julius on April 04, 2009, 08:18:00 AM
*receives a really shoddy grade*

*inserts a lolcat*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Hogmeister on April 04, 2009, 09:45:29 AM
*Receives an indignant pussy*

*Inserts a Pineapple*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbyW on April 04, 2009, 09:52:42 AM
* receives cheese on a stick

* inserts Mrs Slocombe
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Hogmeister on April 04, 2009, 10:19:59 AM
*Receives Mr Humphries*

*Inserts a sheep*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on April 04, 2009, 10:42:22 AM
*Gets Lee excited*

*inserts HD prop*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: callagrafx on April 04, 2009, 10:43:15 AM
* gets a out of disk space error

* inserts a kiwi
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on April 04, 2009, 11:57:33 AM
*receives a marvelous Kiwi ice cream from the italian icemaker in the neighbour village*

*inserts "whiskey on the rocks" without whiskey*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: vester on April 04, 2009, 12:04:47 PM
* receives cold water

* insert a beer
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Hogmeister on April 04, 2009, 12:18:14 PM
*Receives a Squaddie*
*Inserts an Officer*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Orange Julius on April 04, 2009, 12:35:58 PM
*Receives a donut*

*Inserts a bagel with cream cheese*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: callagrafx on April 04, 2009, 01:13:42 PM
* Receives a Trixie

* Inserts Time
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: sebes on April 04, 2009, 01:58:01 PM
* receives a magazine

* inserts cover
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on April 04, 2009, 02:21:25 PM
*receives centerfold*

*inserts centerfold*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on April 04, 2009, 02:35:52 PM
* Recieves a dirty picture of a sheep in a praticular way

* Inserts said picture
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: JoeST on April 04, 2009, 02:36:50 PM
recieves some more happy kiwi's (thanks to goober)

inserts an eeepc
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Hogmeister on April 04, 2009, 04:09:57 PM
*Receives a Fox*
*Inserts an Ego*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbyW on April 04, 2009, 04:21:28 PM
* inserts a peg in a square hole

* receives a beach umbrella
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: callagrafx on April 04, 2009, 04:56:40 PM
* Receives nothing, it doesn't exist

* Inserts nothing
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Tarkus on April 04, 2009, 05:01:44 PM
*Receives everything

*Inserts RUL 0x10000001
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Orange Julius on April 04, 2009, 05:47:24 PM
*receives nonsense code*

*inserts Will Wright*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on April 04, 2009, 06:05:58 PM
*Receives ye olde SimCity Classic on floppy disk*

*Inserts signpost prop*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: sebes on April 04, 2009, 06:36:50 PM
*recieves seinpost pox

*inserts proof
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on April 04, 2009, 06:39:28 PM
* Recieves rejected statements

* inserts a theory
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Orange Julius on April 04, 2009, 06:43:53 PM
*receives a conclusion*


*inserts a Wal-Mart gift card*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 04, 2009, 08:44:43 PM
* Recieves three bags of Chinese junk.

* Inserts Theory of Relativity
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on April 04, 2009, 09:19:57 PM
*receives law of thermodynamics*

*Inserts last printed edition of the Seattle Post-Intelligencer
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on April 04, 2009, 09:26:11 PM
* Receives " Are smarter then a fish? take the dumb test" from imageshack direct link

* Inserts a fresh clean white sheep
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: callagrafx on April 05, 2009, 03:16:02 AM
* gets one very happily married Kiwi

* Inserts a spanner into the works
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: sebes on April 05, 2009, 04:53:32 AM
*receives an unfinished project

*inserts a new idea  &idea
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Hogmeister on April 05, 2009, 06:42:27 AM
*receives a black sheep*
*inserts a jumper*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 05, 2009, 08:35:18 AM
* Recieves a horrible mess

* Inserts angry troll with a short fuse
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: callagrafx on April 05, 2009, 09:37:32 AM
* gets a winged horse

* inserts a dalek
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Hogmeister on April 05, 2009, 11:15:42 AM
*receives a know it all fox*
*inserts a pack of hounds*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Orange Julius on April 05, 2009, 11:34:22 AM
*receives a chewed-up newspaper*

*inserts Lincoln's hat*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: callagrafx on April 05, 2009, 12:22:10 PM
* receives a ticket to a gay bar

* inserts a monkey
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbyW on April 05, 2009, 12:50:58 PM
* receives library book
* inserts a gladiator
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on April 05, 2009, 12:59:31 PM
* Recieves a mangled mess

* Inserts sleeping pills
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on April 05, 2009, 01:38:34 PM
*Receives energy drink*

*Inserts kitchen sink*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: callagrafx on April 05, 2009, 01:40:13 PM
* receives domestic servitude

* Inserts wife
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on April 05, 2009, 01:50:49 PM
*receives a ball and chain

*inserts chain
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on April 05, 2009, 04:51:55 PM
* receives fake pearl necklace

* inserts the candy I'm about to buy
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: callagrafx on April 05, 2009, 04:59:28 PM
* receives obesity

* Inserts a Big Mac
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on April 05, 2009, 06:50:54 PM
*receives burger-flipping clown named Ronald

*inserts clown
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on April 05, 2009, 07:46:31 PM
*receives Manfred Man record

*inserts nice old analog turntable with appr. 250 longplays*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on April 05, 2009, 08:23:47 PM
* receives 16gb iPod Touch

* inserts Area 51
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 05, 2009, 08:58:04 PM
* Recieves SimCity 6

* Inserts Pogo Stick
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on April 05, 2009, 11:59:26 PM
*Receives Walt Kelly's first and last comic strip Link (http://www.pogopossum.com/)*

*Inserts Herb Woodley*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 06, 2009, 07:41:52 AM
* Recieves Mr. Beasley

* Inserts Air Conditioner Repair Man
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on April 06, 2009, 08:09:14 AM
*Receives outrageous bill*

*Inserts fireworks*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: mightygoose on April 06, 2009, 08:18:24 AM
*receive cable guy*

*insert childhood longing*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: TheTeaCat on April 06, 2009, 01:23:38 PM
*receives broken dream*

*inserts psychotherapy*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on April 06, 2009, 02:09:33 PM
*receives mental disease*

*inserts capitalism*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: callagrafx on April 06, 2009, 02:48:05 PM
* receives the will to trample on your brother to get rich

* inserts greed
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on April 06, 2009, 03:12:35 PM
* receives generosity

* inserts a dollar
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on April 06, 2009, 03:18:18 PM
*receives a DM (Deutsche Mark)*

*inserts 0,56 Euro*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on April 06, 2009, 03:37:54 PM
*receives SFA*

*inserts british economy*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on April 06, 2009, 03:47:40 PM
* receives Neville Chamberlain

* inserts the hour hand of Big Ben
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Orange Julius on April 06, 2009, 04:20:49 PM
*Receives a digital watch*

*Inserts a fish head*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on April 06, 2009, 05:00:44 PM
*receives a bouillabaise*

*inserst "Linsen mit Spätzle (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linsen_mit_Spätzle)*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on April 06, 2009, 05:25:39 PM
*Receives a translator*

*Inserts crescent wrench*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbyW on April 06, 2009, 05:32:36 PM
*receives a croissant

*inserts Johnny Hallyday
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on April 06, 2009, 07:13:59 PM
* receives The King. (Elvis)

* inserts James Dean
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on April 06, 2009, 07:23:02 PM
*receives Marilyn Monroe*

*inserts Julia Roberts*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: mightygoose on April 06, 2009, 07:52:23 PM
*receives a pretty woman*

*inserts top gun*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 06, 2009, 09:07:59 PM
* Recieves Mighty Dead Goose

* Inserts problematic solution
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on April 06, 2009, 09:19:19 PM
* receives 42

* inserts the Question of Life, the Universe and Everything
If you haven't read "A Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", the ANSWER to said question is 42; however knowledge of one precludes knowledge of the other so since the answer is known to be 42, the question itself remains unknowable for the remainder of eternity.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: bwatterud on April 06, 2009, 09:30:26 PM
if nerdly hadn't put in the subtext, I almost certainly would have put "recieves 42," but instead, i'll actually get creative
*receives Blue Screen of Death*

*inserts the spinning beach ball of death*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: callagrafx on April 07, 2009, 02:59:12 AM
* receives a top end operating system

* inserts a cartoon penguin
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Rayden on April 07, 2009, 03:11:25 AM
*receives a happy surfer

*inserts a board
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbyW on April 07, 2009, 04:09:48 AM
* receives some posts

*inserts a patio chair
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: callagrafx on April 07, 2009, 06:42:36 AM
* receives a rest

* inserts a hammock
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: mightygoose on April 07, 2009, 07:06:19 AM
*recieves a banana*

*inserts a dragon fruit*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 07, 2009, 08:25:46 AM
* Recieves sour puss

* Inserts teaser shot of an upcoming BAT.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbyW on April 07, 2009, 08:31:25 AM
* receives an accolade

*inserts Trixie
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on April 07, 2009, 08:54:05 AM
*recieves nothing*

*inserts raspberry*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on April 07, 2009, 09:25:14 AM
*Receives Blackberry*

*Inserts cell phone*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 07, 2009, 09:37:11 AM
* Recieves Pay Phone

* Inserts 4,362 telemarketer calls
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Rayden on April 07, 2009, 09:42:53 AM
* Receives telemarketer call
* Inserts broken phone
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on April 07, 2009, 10:42:55 AM
*receives silence and peace like in heavan*

*inserts hellfire*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on April 07, 2009, 12:54:03 PM
* Recieves 20 hours of sitting in a tanker

* Inserts a sore behind  :D
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: sebes on April 07, 2009, 12:58:55 PM
*receives babyoil

*inserts oliveoil
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on April 07, 2009, 02:22:43 PM
*receives a nice mozarella and tomato salad*

*inserts a superb "Pizza Quaddro Stagioni" from my favorite pizza restaurant (nah, italian one, not that *censored* from Pizza Hut etc.)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Rayden on April 07, 2009, 04:06:45 PM
* Receives a slice
* Inserts a nice and cold Carlsberg
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on April 07, 2009, 04:32:35 PM
* receives a plastic cup of warm beer that's lost its fizz

* inserts a stiff dose of Malibu
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 07, 2009, 09:21:34 PM
* Recieves a good nights sleep

* Inserts snoring........................
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on April 07, 2009, 09:30:49 PM
*receives a sharp poke in the ribs from wife at 1:30am

*inserts ribs
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: kj3400 on April 07, 2009, 09:44:18 PM
*Receives cow*

*Inserts cow manure*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: mightygoose on April 07, 2009, 10:02:11 PM
*receives beautiful flowers*

*inserts azaleas*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on April 08, 2009, 01:17:38 AM
*Receives spring fever*

*Inserts plans for fishing trip*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: threestooges on April 08, 2009, 04:21:37 AM
*receives bait*

*inserts plans for bait*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on April 08, 2009, 04:46:26 AM
*recieves lecture on how elaborate death machine is going to kill me and destrgiving me sufficient time to escape, disable the death machine and capture the villian*

*inserts 'Laser'*  $%Grinno$%
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: mightygoose on April 08, 2009, 05:11:51 AM
*Mini-Me inserts humping implement*

*inserts goldmember*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Rayden on April 08, 2009, 05:45:07 AM
* Receives Goldfinger
* Inserts licence to kill
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 08, 2009, 07:08:46 AM
* Recieves bullseye on a winged animal....

* Inserts Trophy
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: mightygoose on April 08, 2009, 07:26:15 AM
*receives the fabled missing eye*

*inserts eyepatch*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Rayden on April 08, 2009, 11:11:09 AM
* Receives a dreadful buccaneer
* Inserts map with an X
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on April 08, 2009, 11:38:52 AM
*receives Robert. L. Stevenson'S "Treasure Island*

*inserts hours of juvenile dreams*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 08, 2009, 08:49:28 PM
* Recieves a poster of Heaher Locklear.

(I had a full sized poster of her in a towel on my bathroom door in college.... )

* Inserts Reality Check
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: mightygoose on April 08, 2009, 08:53:02 PM
* receives the Matrix*


*inserts Morpheus's sunglasses*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on April 08, 2009, 08:57:23 PM
* Receives David Dedgrens Manual to 3RR...

* Inserts Modding the NAM Manual
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on April 08, 2009, 09:46:40 PM
*Receives Double Height El-Rail over Diagonal El-RHW over FAR puzzle piece*

*Inserts T21 exemplar*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: callagrafx on April 09, 2009, 02:57:50 AM
* receives a headache

* inserts the bitterest pill
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: mightygoose on April 09, 2009, 07:41:44 AM
*receives sweetest dessert*

*inserts sickly taste*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 09, 2009, 08:15:15 AM
* Recieves a model from Turbosquid

* Inserts short fuse
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: XiahouDun on April 09, 2009, 08:37:52 AM
*recieves my temper :angrymore:*

*inserts a PS2 game*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on April 09, 2009, 08:41:56 AM
*receives a C64 *

*inserts CP/M*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: callagrafx on April 09, 2009, 08:47:35 AM
* receives a crappy IBM

* inserts a Mac II
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: cameron1991 on April 09, 2009, 08:49:27 AM
*Receives an apple*

*Inserts a banana*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on April 09, 2009, 11:59:29 AM
*Receives a monkey*
*inserts an elephant*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: xxdita on April 09, 2009, 12:31:00 PM
receives a happy monkey
inserts a chainsaw
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: rooker1 on April 09, 2009, 12:51:27 PM
recieves a little cut on my finger.
inserts a piece of chewed gum.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: sebes on April 09, 2009, 01:55:45 PM
*receives sticky mess

*inserts messy room
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 09, 2009, 02:06:25 PM
* Recieves 6 year old child

* Inserts 3 month old, but worn out expensive childrens shoes.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on April 09, 2009, 03:44:51 PM
*Receives soccer ball*

*Inserts GLR timetable*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: NASCAR_Guy on April 09, 2009, 04:40:51 PM
*recieves default Maxis Monorail station*

*inserts Pat into vending machine*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: N1_2888 on April 09, 2009, 04:57:44 PM
*receives a model fire engine*

*inserts particularly popular Pedriana's Plants*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on April 09, 2009, 05:11:13 PM
* Recieves the Mod to block Maxis stuff

* Inserts a Happy Monkey!!!
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on April 09, 2009, 06:16:18 PM
*Receives xxdita*

*Inserts bitmap image*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 09, 2009, 08:58:16 PM
* Recieves Fax

* Inserts brain surgeon
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: GNUCyberKat on April 09, 2009, 09:40:10 PM
* gets rewired brain

* inserts a couple hundred feet of various electrical wires
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on April 09, 2009, 09:43:24 PM
*receives unpleasant zap

*inserts circuit breakers
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: NASCAR_Guy on April 09, 2009, 09:46:44 PM
*recieves DVD of Short Circut 2*


*inserts old stale bread*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: sebes on April 10, 2009, 04:22:44 AM
*receives crums

*inserts Tom Thumb
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 10, 2009, 06:29:06 AM
* Recieves worlds smallest dog

* Inserts frisbee
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Rayden on April 10, 2009, 06:42:16 AM
* Receives bump on the forehead
* Inserts boomerang
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: mightygoose on April 10, 2009, 08:45:39 AM
*receives boomerang* (obvious really)

*inserts broken boomerang*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on April 10, 2009, 02:58:10 PM
*receives a piece of kindling

*inserts Kindle (http://www.amazon.com/Kindle-Amazons-Wireless-Reading-Generation/dp/B00154JDAI/ref=amb_link_83624371_1?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=center-1&pf_rd_r=0XWY9W5TSDEWPV58M533&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=473527691&pf_rd_i=507846)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on April 10, 2009, 04:09:16 PM
*receives patent infringement allegations*

*inserts typing monkey*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 10, 2009, 06:25:29 PM
* Recieves complaint about things actually explained in a readme file....

* Inserts cold glass of Beer
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on April 10, 2009, 06:40:38 PM
* receives a spritini

* inserts a stiff dose of coke & malibu
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on April 10, 2009, 07:17:55 PM
*receives a hangover

*inserts Passover
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: sebes on April 11, 2009, 06:03:08 AM
*receives a matzo
*inserts a seder
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Orange Julius on April 13, 2009, 04:19:58 PM
*receives a dollar (sorry, I don't know what you're talking about)

*inserts advertisement for services (see my sig)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on April 13, 2009, 06:51:48 PM
* Receives the allstate helping hand award

* Inserts the Geico
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on April 13, 2009, 07:29:48 PM
*Receives 15% savings on car insurance*

*Inserts 20-ounce bottle of Dr Pepper*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: bob56 on April 13, 2009, 07:43:10 PM
*20-once Dr. Pepper is spit back out!!! The vending machine hates pop!!! That's why it became an awesome accepting-anything vending machine in the first place!!!*

*Inserts bottle of flavored water* :P
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on April 13, 2009, 08:07:23 PM
*Receives* coupon for free case of bottled water

*Inserts* lucky penny
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on April 13, 2009, 08:11:52 PM
* receives twenty dollars

...in pennies.

* inserts $990 USD in two-dollar bills
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on April 13, 2009, 08:13:14 PM
* Receives a ticket for a free reskin by the dood

* Inserts a chocolate wrapper
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 13, 2009, 09:11:00 PM
* Recieves winning lottery ticket printed on the inside of said wrapper.

* Inserts Geothermal Vent
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on April 13, 2009, 09:45:22 PM
*receives eco-friendly power source
*inserts tree-hugger

Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on April 13, 2009, 09:48:18 PM
* Receives a shredded tree hugger parts  :D

* Inserts the shredder
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 14, 2009, 08:55:55 AM
* Recieves garbled innards of the Vending Machine.

* Inserts roll of Duct Tape
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: mightygoose on April 14, 2009, 09:22:14 AM
*recieves The SC4D Vending Machine v2.0*

*inserts 50 pence*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: kj3400 on April 14, 2009, 10:13:31 AM
*receives 50 cents*
*inserts a dollar*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on April 14, 2009, 10:39:29 AM
*gets $50 billion dollars in return federal gov't spending*

*inserts budget deficit*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: JBSimio on April 14, 2009, 12:11:35 PM
*receives a standard politician's attitude of indifference*

*inserts public outcry for government reform*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on April 14, 2009, 01:24:03 PM
*receives anarchy*
*inserts republicanism*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on April 14, 2009, 01:31:32 PM
* receives Soviet-style communism

* inserts a hammer and a sickle
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: N1_2888 on April 14, 2009, 03:54:04 PM
*receives Austrian coat of arms (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coat_of_arms_of_Austria)*

*inserts Keynesianism*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Rayden on April 14, 2009, 04:16:44 PM
* Receives a stone wheel
* Inserts a stone club
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: barneystinson on April 14, 2009, 04:25:19 PM
* Receives barbarian
* Inserts awesomeness
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on April 14, 2009, 04:43:45 PM
* receives Supreme Ruler

* inserts lowly peasant
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on April 14, 2009, 05:10:55 PM
*recieves* generous friend

*Inserts* pinecone
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 14, 2009, 08:58:50 PM
* Recieves daughters craft project.

* Inserts Federal Tax Return
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Swamper77 on April 14, 2009, 09:03:10 PM
* Receives nice tax refund *

* Inserts $675 *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on April 14, 2009, 09:03:33 PM
* receives the Whiskey Rebellion

* inserts the Boston Tea Party
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on April 15, 2009, 04:41:22 AM
*receives Sam Adams

*inserts cherry wheat
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nexis4Jersey on April 15, 2009, 11:37:16 PM
Receives : A Cherry Coke and Wheat Bread

Inserts: 200,000 lbs of Milk Chocolate
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Swamper77 on April 15, 2009, 11:59:10 PM
* Receives countless little snack-sized, candy bars *

* Inserts thoughts of going up to the Cascades *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on April 16, 2009, 02:56:27 AM
*receives a map of the Falls*
*inserts a map of Belgium*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on April 16, 2009, 04:31:20 AM
*receives an awesome vacation

*inserts pictures from said vacation
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 16, 2009, 08:01:55 AM
* Recieves one BAT of a Building in Belgium

* Inserts 462,763 stupid people.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: kj3400 on April 16, 2009, 08:10:50 AM
*receives one person smart to get back out*
*inserts new MD*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on April 16, 2009, 08:20:31 AM
*Receives OSITM award*

*Inserts railroad switch*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on April 16, 2009, 09:53:16 AM
*receives train wreck*
*inserts better (train) driver*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: serebii666 on April 16, 2009, 02:34:40 PM
*recieves TGV*

*Inserts czech dubbed version of Desperate Housewives*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on April 16, 2009, 06:00:37 PM
*receives pirated and dubbed Korean release of "Knowing"

*inserts threatening legal notices about piracy from the MPAA
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on April 16, 2009, 06:54:47 PM
*Receives* a lawyer

*Inserts* "Get out of Jail Free" card
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on April 16, 2009, 07:02:24 PM
*Receives two dice*

*Inserts $100*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 16, 2009, 07:50:43 PM
*Recieves 30 minutes with "Lola"

*Inserts prescription for penicillin
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on April 16, 2009, 08:04:28 PM
* receives a bit of mold on a petri dish

* inserts a bacteria-covered petri dish with a round void in the bacteria, with a small spot of mold in the middle of the void
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: bob56 on April 16, 2009, 08:27:04 PM
*Receives penicillin*

*Inserts insurance card to cover cost of penicillin*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: kj3400 on April 16, 2009, 10:42:29 PM
*receives insanely complicated insurance forms to be filled out in triplicate, copied and faxed to the appropriate addresses*

*inserts angry customer*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 17, 2009, 06:31:27 AM
* Recieves free pass to complaint department

* Inserts alligator tooth removed from arse, recieved in complaint department
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: sebes on April 18, 2009, 06:57:42 AM
*recieves an alligator bite
*inserts leather shoes
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on April 18, 2009, 07:20:01 AM
*receives a pair of dirty socks*

*inserts that pair of dity socks*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on April 18, 2009, 08:30:31 AM
*receives a bad case of athlete's foot

*inserts athlete
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on April 18, 2009, 11:42:13 AM
*receives golden medal at olympics*
*insert  laurel wreath*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on April 18, 2009, 03:10:41 PM
*Receives* Hardy laugh

*Inserts* tuxedo
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: N1_2888 on April 18, 2009, 07:39:57 PM
*receives dinner*

*inserts Grecian historians*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on April 19, 2009, 03:41:50 AM
*receives clues for the location of Atlantis*
*inserts notebook with all the clues penned down*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: sebes on April 19, 2009, 06:07:55 AM
* receives very long legs

* inserts a don't disturb sign
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 19, 2009, 06:48:19 AM
* Recieves disturbing photograph

* Inserts troubled mind
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on April 19, 2009, 06:54:04 AM
*Receives counseling*

*Inserts random key with no idea what it goes with*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on April 19, 2009, 09:51:28 AM
*recieves key to the city*

*inserts chocolate bar*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on April 19, 2009, 12:28:19 PM
*gets an advertising campaign consisting entirely of made-up words

*inserts urban dictionary
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on April 19, 2009, 12:33:03 PM
* Receives slang on the word "word"

* Inserts the urban dictionary again
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on April 19, 2009, 02:18:34 PM
*Receives* warning: "NEVER insert same item twice in a row"

*Inserts* thermometer
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on April 19, 2009, 02:21:43 PM
*receives a soring flue*

*inserts bitter medicine*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: mightygoose on April 19, 2009, 04:33:37 PM
*receives a spoon full of sugar*

*inserts umbrella*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: serebii666 on April 19, 2009, 04:42:33 PM
*Recieves Mary Poppins*

*Inserts Super Nanny*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on April 19, 2009, 09:14:15 PM
* receives insane child

* inserts docile child
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on April 20, 2009, 02:52:32 AM
*receives insane adult*
*inserts shrink*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on April 20, 2009, 04:18:04 AM
*Receives* shirt one size too small

*Inserts* bar of soap
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 20, 2009, 05:58:29 AM
* Recieves bath

* Inserts wet towels
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on April 20, 2009, 07:36:12 AM
*receives dry towel*

*inserts "Don't Panic"*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on April 20, 2009, 08:40:31 AM
*recieves blind panic*

*inserts lace*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on April 20, 2009, 07:33:20 PM
*receives a commission to design new items for Victoria's Secret

*inserts commission
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: kj3400 on April 20, 2009, 07:46:17 PM
*receives drill sergeant*

*inserts boot camp*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 20, 2009, 08:10:33 PM
* Recieves 42 page instructional booklet on the proper method of making a campfire.

* Inserts pack of matches.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on April 20, 2009, 08:18:31 PM
* receives a sealed jug of gasoline next to a burning cigarette, and a powerful deer rifle
* shoots the gas can from a safe distance ()flamdev()

* inserts the resulting explosion
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Swamper77 on April 20, 2009, 08:21:45 PM
* receives destroyed vending machine *
* inserts magic "fix-it-all" spell into the remains of the vending machine *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: serebii666 on April 20, 2009, 09:24:24 PM
*recieves invisible vending machine*

*inserts quarter*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on April 21, 2009, 04:15:37 AM
*receives a dime*

*inserts nickel*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on April 21, 2009, 04:42:34 AM
*Receives* portrait of Thomas Jefferson

*Inserts* portrait of George Washington
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on April 21, 2009, 05:46:30 AM
*receives blue coat*
*inserts red coat*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on April 21, 2009, 03:53:40 PM
* receives 1770s British soldier

* inserts a crate of tea that survived the Boston Tea Party
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on April 21, 2009, 05:04:24 PM
*Receives* bill for taxes due

*Inserts* $3,000 in Monopoly money
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on April 21, 2009, 05:46:36 PM
*receives rent for Park Place w/ hotel

*inserts "Go to Jail" card
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on April 21, 2009, 05:50:14 PM
*Receives "Get Out Of Jail Free" card*

*Inserts 1" PVC pipe T-connection*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on April 22, 2009, 02:54:36 AM
yikes - imperial units  :bomb:  %bur2$

*receives a DN110 vitrified clay pipe designed for aggressive chemical environment*

*inserts a DN400 ductile cast iron pipe for earthquake regions*

(did I ever mentioned that I am a civil engineer? ;D )
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 22, 2009, 06:42:19 AM
*Recieves a hurricane instead

*Inserts 5 days without electricity
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on April 22, 2009, 07:43:39 AM
*Receives vending machine that won't work for 5 days*

*Inserts gasoline-powered generator to get machine going again*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on April 22, 2009, 10:52:37 AM
*receives an empty gasoline can*

*inserts hamster*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: N1_2888 on April 22, 2009, 12:59:43 PM
*receives hamster that bites you* :angrymore:

*inserts a dog* ::)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on April 22, 2009, 03:40:19 PM
*receives the wrong animal for this year's Chinese new year

*inserts an ox
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on April 22, 2009, 03:46:19 PM
*receives a bull*

*inserts slightly used red cloth*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on April 22, 2009, 04:01:50 PM
*Receives* bullfighter (ole!)

*Inserts bullhorn
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Blue Lightning on April 22, 2009, 04:24:43 PM
*Recieves foghorn*

*Inserts clouds*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on April 22, 2009, 04:51:02 PM
*Receives lightning*

*Inserts wind turbine blade*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on April 22, 2009, 05:56:34 PM
*receives shredded electric cables*
*inserts electrocuted hairpiece*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 22, 2009, 06:06:45 PM
* Recieves strange smell

* Inserts Paprika
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: N1_2888 on April 22, 2009, 06:55:13 PM
*receives chips*

*inserts tablet* ::)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: mightygoose on April 22, 2009, 07:39:06 PM
*receives pill*

*inserts hernia repair surgery*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on April 22, 2009, 07:59:15 PM
*receives botched surgery*

*inserts malpractice lawsuit*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Blue Lightning on April 22, 2009, 08:07:40 PM
*recieves lawyer*

*inserts Judge Judy*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: kj3400 on April 22, 2009, 10:26:41 PM
*receives Judge Joe Brown*
*inserts money earned from court case*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on April 22, 2009, 10:34:17 PM
*Receives* judgment

*Inserts* official transcript of court proceeding
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: threestooges on April 23, 2009, 02:19:13 AM
*receives bill from court for cost of transcript*

*inserts bill to client for bill from court*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 23, 2009, 08:28:43 AM
* Recieves anxiety attack

* Inserts empty bottle of Jack Daniels.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on April 23, 2009, 08:37:34 AM
*receives a blackout*

*inserts a bad headache*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: sebes on April 23, 2009, 02:02:31 PM
*receives a headbanger

*inserts a hardrock band
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on April 23, 2009, 05:11:27 PM
* receives a rap-metal band

* inserts Linkin Park
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on April 23, 2009, 05:41:23 PM
*receives The Who*

*inserts "Talking 'bout my Generation"
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on April 24, 2009, 05:45:58 PM
*Receives book entitled "The Greatest Generation"

*Inserts Baby Boomer
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 24, 2009, 06:10:28 PM
* Recieves vacation on the Gulf Coast of Florida

* Inserts sand from beach
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: TheTeaCat on April 24, 2009, 06:33:39 PM
*receives: rash due to allergy to sand

*inserts: used ointment tube
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on April 24, 2009, 08:20:47 PM
*Receives* litter bag containing used tube.

*Inserts*
circus ticket.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on April 25, 2009, 02:36:07 AM
*receives a very happy son*

*inserts a double-sized cotton candy*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 25, 2009, 06:35:39 AM
* Recieves bouncing.... bouncing... boing!  Child who has magically overcome the restrictions of gravity.

* Inserts several explicitives......
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbyW on April 25, 2009, 06:45:19 AM
* Receives smack from spouse

* Inserts handbag
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Rayden on April 25, 2009, 07:23:53 AM
*Receives women's deadliest weapon
*Inserts licence to kill
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on April 25, 2009, 07:44:37 AM
*receives goldfinger*
*inserts bondgirl*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 25, 2009, 08:30:39 PM
* Recieves the biggest smile ever, and many happy memories.

* Inserts eternal gratitude
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on April 25, 2009, 08:54:10 PM
LOL To much I will have to pass on this one but I couldn't resist in saying so lol  :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on April 26, 2009, 07:06:38 PM
hmm... judging on Pat's reply, I think the vending machine didn't think much of gratitude

*Receives nothing

*Inserts sour grapes
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on April 26, 2009, 07:55:22 PM
*Receives* glass of wine

*Inserts* cork from empty wine bottle
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 27, 2009, 07:14:08 AM
* Recieves empty wine bottle

* Inserts carbonated water
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on April 27, 2009, 07:35:32 AM
*Receives 20-ounce Pepsi bottle*

*Inserts 100 pack of yellow Post-It notes*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Rayden on April 27, 2009, 08:04:40 AM
*Receives a Yellow Post-it on forehead
*Inserts the idiot who did it  :angrymore:

Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Diggis on April 27, 2009, 09:09:44 AM
*recieves Metarvo*

*inserts fukitol*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on April 27, 2009, 09:44:55 AM
*Receives SimGoober*

*Inserts Diggis*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Rayden on April 27, 2009, 11:28:10 AM
*Receives kiwi schnapps
*Inserts a headache
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on April 27, 2009, 11:45:45 AM
*receives CAT-scan*
*insert x-ray*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on April 27, 2009, 08:08:21 PM
* Receives electrically charged Silvio

* Inserts burnt biscut
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 27, 2009, 08:54:56 PM
* Recieves country music.

* Inserts "Yee-Ha!"
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on April 28, 2009, 03:39:49 AM
*receives a Texan

*Inserts Texan
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on April 28, 2009, 08:37:28 AM
* Recieves Hokie Pokie (You put your Texan in, you take your Texan out...)

* Inserts Chicken Dance Polka
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on April 28, 2009, 02:51:38 PM
*Receives* fox trot

*Inserts* bag of dog food

(edited typo)

Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: MandelSoft on April 29, 2009, 02:36:33 PM
* recieves dog

* inserts skyscraper
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on April 30, 2009, 11:12:19 AM
* Receives LEX DvD Disk with the Petornas Towers on it.....

* Inserts Euro 25 for said disk
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on April 30, 2009, 08:54:39 PM
*receives 25 euro*

*inserts 25 euro*

Incidentally, 30 pages already WOW!
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on April 30, 2009, 10:15:13 PM
*Receives LEX DVD in mail

*inserts thank you letter
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: kj3400 on April 30, 2009, 10:44:01 PM
*Receives super exclusive SC4 content*
*inserts better looking city*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on May 01, 2009, 04:01:17 AM
*receives award for best looking city*
*inserts medallion*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on May 02, 2009, 08:35:08 AM
*receives a handshake

*inserts a milkshake
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on May 02, 2009, 07:00:21 PM
*Receives* an empty cup and used straw

*Inserts* brick
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on May 02, 2009, 07:27:59 PM
* Recieves recipe for Grandmas Meatloaf

* Inserts trip to McDonalds.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on May 02, 2009, 08:18:50 PM
*receives double BigMac

*Inserts triple bypass
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Ryusuke516 on May 02, 2009, 08:49:46 PM
*receives bent light saber
*inserts c3po's left index finger
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on May 02, 2009, 11:08:56 PM
*Receives silver robotic leg*

*Inserts blaster*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: MandelSoft on May 03, 2009, 04:17:53 AM
* recives a painfull shot (ouch!)

* insert quantummechanics
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on May 03, 2009, 06:57:15 AM
* Recieves Headache
 
* Inserts two aspirins
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Ryusuke516 on May 03, 2009, 11:11:19 AM
*receives bacon and a guitar pick!? ()what()

*inserts bed
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: CasperVg on May 03, 2009, 11:31:29 AM
* receives some nightmares

* inserts psychiatrist
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on May 03, 2009, 01:56:34 PM
*receives a mental disorder

*inserts the space coyote (http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/The_Space_Coyote)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on May 03, 2009, 03:30:31 PM
* Recieves Guatemalan chili peppers

* Inserts slightly funky salsa
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on May 04, 2009, 04:10:39 PM
*recieves mexican flu*

*inserts a doctor*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on May 04, 2009, 04:29:09 PM
Receives* bill for $&@#&.00

*Inserts* I.O.U.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on May 06, 2009, 02:44:22 PM
*Receives an angry visit from a loan shark

*Inserts a shark
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nexis4Jersey on May 06, 2009, 07:13:13 PM
* Receives a nasty bite on the rear

* Inserts Mr. Michael Oppenheimer (the Worlds most annoying telemarketer)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: sebes on May 08, 2009, 05:33:13 AM
*receives: global warming

*inserts: arctic icebergs
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on May 08, 2009, 06:20:35 AM
* Recieves bottle of spring water

* Inserts empty bottle
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: mightygoose on May 08, 2009, 07:15:06 AM
*receives hangover

*inserts wanton destruction
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: carkid1998 on May 08, 2009, 01:03:56 PM

*receives burning building

*inserts random hero to save dying children inside
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on May 08, 2009, 09:17:07 PM
* Recieves : "There's no need to fear, Underdog is here!"

* Inserts : Websters Dictionary
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on May 08, 2009, 10:14:33 PM
*Receives* list of four-letter words

*Inserts* four-letter word
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on May 09, 2009, 03:03:25 AM
*receives sticker parental advisory*
*inserts Al Gore*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on May 09, 2009, 06:07:15 AM
* Recieves Internet

* Inserts "Error 404; web site not found"
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: sebes on May 09, 2009, 07:23:50 AM
*receives: a black hole
*inserts: a flash light
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on May 09, 2009, 02:31:34 PM
*Receives* burned-out light bulb

*Inserts* live wire
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on May 09, 2009, 03:25:16 PM
*receives a nasty shock

*inserts a role of electrical tape
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on May 09, 2009, 07:26:13 PM
*Receives power line isolator*

*Inserts roll of duct tape*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on May 09, 2009, 07:54:52 PM
* Recieves Can of WD-40

* Inserts Tool box with two most important tools in the world.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on May 09, 2009, 08:03:16 PM
*Receives* BAT and LotEditor

*Inserts* model
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on May 09, 2009, 08:30:55 PM
*Receives .SC4MODEL file*

*Inserts .SC4MODEL file*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on May 09, 2009, 08:32:47 PM
*receives an awesome lot

*inserts the lot
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on May 09, 2009, 08:54:20 PM
* Receives a master piece from BLS...

* Inserts a wishing well
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on May 09, 2009, 08:59:41 PM
* receives a regular well used to get water

* inserts a wet wooden bucket
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: carkid1998 on May 10, 2009, 02:24:49 AM

 * Receives water down front.

 * Inserts bucket with no holes
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: sebes on May 10, 2009, 05:48:03 AM
*receives : a bucketshop ticket

*inserts: a peanutless flight
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on May 10, 2009, 08:55:32 AM
*receives a 1 hr flight with my 15 month old son crying all the time*

*inserts a 20 hour train ride in a 2 person cabin in a sleeping car*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: carkid1998 on May 10, 2009, 11:28:09 AM

*receives swearing*

*inserts sc4deluxe edition and NAM*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on May 10, 2009, 08:24:46 PM
*Recieves more options than any one person can truley ever understand.

*Inserts Option # 113.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on May 10, 2009, 10:23:28 PM
*receives a prime number  (I have absolutely no idea what Option #113 is...thanks google  ()what()  :P)

*inserts prime rib
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on May 10, 2009, 10:28:43 PM
*Receives* book of jokes

*Inserts good laugh
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: threestooges on May 10, 2009, 10:32:42 PM
*Receives bad pun*

*Inserts snappy comeback*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on May 11, 2009, 09:10:09 AM
* Recieves soft go forward.

* Inserts Epiphany
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: carkid1998 on May 11, 2009, 10:17:52 AM

*Recieves R&B rapping*

*Inserts mute button*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on May 11, 2009, 10:18:52 AM
*receives "you have been muted" message*

*inserts "unmute request"*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on May 11, 2009, 11:08:14 AM
*Receives sudden burst of loud music*

*Inserts headphones* &opr
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: carkid1998 on May 11, 2009, 12:07:21 PM

*Receives brain exploding*

*Inserts funeral*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on May 11, 2009, 12:10:04 PM
*receives ashes*
*inserts ashtray*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on May 11, 2009, 04:21:37 PM
*receives oversized "No Smoking" - Sign*

*inserts a deep breath of fresh clean air*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on May 11, 2009, 05:28:33 PM
*Receives air polluted by industry*

*Inserts railroad switch*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on May 11, 2009, 05:46:08 PM
*Receives* a Ride on the Reading Railroad card

*Inserts* Home key
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on May 11, 2009, 06:47:28 PM
*receives an open door

*inserts welcome mat
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on May 11, 2009, 09:14:33 PM
* Recieves small print ... now go home!

* Inserts deadbolt key
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on May 11, 2009, 10:30:03 PM
*Receives locked door*

*Inserts hammer*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on May 11, 2009, 11:17:20 PM
*Receives* broken glass

*Inserts* Band-Aid
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on May 12, 2009, 01:02:23 AM
* Recieves Bloodie mess of Joan's finger.....

* Inserts a "How to sew on body parts" instructions
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on May 12, 2009, 03:12:20 AM
*receives frankenstein*
*inserts dracula*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: threestooges on May 12, 2009, 03:14:58 AM
*Receives new Mel Brooks movie*

...That's Fronk-en-steen!

... and I'm eye-gor.

*Inserts Frau Blücher*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: carkid1998 on May 12, 2009, 10:07:53 AM

*Recieves young frankenstien*

*Inserts screaming cinema audience*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on May 12, 2009, 06:58:24 PM
* Recieves "The Blob".

* Inserts green slime
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on May 12, 2009, 07:00:30 PM
*receives a bad cough and a cold*

*inserts a cup of hot chamomile tea with three spoons of honey*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on May 12, 2009, 08:12:41 PM
*Receives* sting from angry honeybee

*Inserts* ice pack
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on May 12, 2009, 08:43:41 PM
*receives an iceberg

*inserts the Titanic  :shocked2:
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on May 12, 2009, 08:48:03 PM
* receives Leonardo Dicaprio

" inserts the Lusitania
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on May 13, 2009, 02:42:12 AM
*receives U-boat*
*inserts tiger tank*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on May 13, 2009, 10:09:28 AM
*receives panzer III*

*inserts ICBM*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: carkid1998 on May 13, 2009, 11:01:35 AM

*Recieves possible mass destruction*

*Inserts (good) people from an action film to save the day*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on May 13, 2009, 01:34:52 PM
*receives George Clooney in The Peacemaker*
*inserts Dany Ocean*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on May 13, 2009, 01:49:29 PM
*receives 11*
*inserts 12*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on May 13, 2009, 01:51:50 PM
*Receives -1*
*Inserts Cleanitol file*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on May 13, 2009, 09:26:04 PM
*receives a list of missing dependencies

*inserts a Mega-Pack
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on May 14, 2009, 07:29:07 AM
* Recieves Dat Packer

* Inserts Kobyashi Maru
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: carkid1998 on May 14, 2009, 11:51:51 AM

*Recieves annoyance at having to google simgoobers inserted things*

*Inserts happy pills*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: sebes on May 14, 2009, 04:47:14 PM
*receives XTC

*inserts Rohypnol
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on May 14, 2009, 08:15:19 PM
* Receieves foggy memories and an awkward feeling.

* Inserts Fukitol Pill
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: CasperVg on May 14, 2009, 11:56:16 PM
* receives lots of side-effects *

* inserts abnormal belly ache *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on May 15, 2009, 01:26:03 AM
*Receives* bag of little green apples

*Inserts* apple core
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on May 15, 2009, 04:45:46 AM
*receives a dual-core and a little sticker saying "Intel Inside"

*inserts sticker
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on May 15, 2009, 07:23:28 AM
*Receives U.S. postage stamp*

*Inserts pipe wrench*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: carkid1998 on May 15, 2009, 11:22:13 AM

*Recieves big gash in head*

*Inserts random hospital lot*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on May 15, 2009, 11:30:10 AM
*receives doctors on strike*

*inserts random police station*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on May 15, 2009, 01:54:31 PM
*Receives oppressive over-funded police*

*Inserts random fire station*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on May 15, 2009, 04:18:30 PM
*receives pat the firefighter*
*inserts david edgren*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on May 15, 2009, 08:02:21 PM
*receives oodles of awesome content and tutorials*

*inserts 3RR: The Inhabited Version*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on May 15, 2009, 09:04:16 PM
* Receives massives collection of goodies

* Inserts ramblings of a podcaster

BTW BarbarossaS LoL loved that one!!!!
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on May 15, 2009, 10:20:15 PM
*receives hearing aid   :P

*inserts a frosty 1812 Amber Ale
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on May 16, 2009, 04:11:42 AM
*receives stomacache from too cold beer*
*inserts immodium*

@pat: that one was to good to ignore  ;)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: carkid1998 on May 16, 2009, 04:13:46 AM

*Recieves instant relief*

*Inserts money*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: MandelSoft on May 16, 2009, 06:15:49 AM
* recieves a product
* insert BAT model
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on May 16, 2009, 08:28:06 AM
*receives a Batman

*inserts the Joker
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: sebes on May 16, 2009, 08:55:32 AM
*receives : Harley Quinn
*inserts : Mia Sara
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on May 16, 2009, 06:25:45 PM
*Recieves picture of a beautiful woman...

(http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/photo/mia_sara.jpg)

* Inserts picture of ... something else ...

(http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff13/stephanie_iscool_2007/ugly.jpg)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: N1_2888 on May 16, 2009, 07:03:30 PM
*receives Christmas tree*

*inserts old illegible text with Gothic types* (http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/ekelig/k025.gif)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on May 16, 2009, 07:18:11 PM
*receives large stone with egyption text in hieroglyphics, old greek text in greek letters and latin text in latin letters from the 3rd century B.C.*

*inserts Discos of Phaistos*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on May 16, 2009, 11:11:22 PM
*receives a four-toed statue

*inserts Jacob
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on May 17, 2009, 01:55:35 AM
*receives the imposter*
*inserts dead locke*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: sebes on May 17, 2009, 05:48:51 AM
*receives a frozen fight
*inserts a box of matches
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: FrankU on May 17, 2009, 08:54:11 AM
*receives a large fire*

*Inserts bucket of water*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on May 17, 2009, 09:48:21 AM
*receives a mop

*inserts a can of wax
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on May 17, 2009, 05:18:36 PM
*Recieves Can of worms

*Inserts empty can
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Ryusuke516 on May 17, 2009, 06:03:58 PM
*received: crushed can, and a paintball.
*inserts: empty bottle and a can tab.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on May 17, 2009, 08:13:20 PM
*Receives Coke bottle and Pepsi can*

*Inserts No Road Zot*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on May 17, 2009, 09:57:57 PM
*Receives* invisible road

*Inserts* No Job zot
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on May 18, 2009, 07:53:17 AM
* Recieves same frustration, different year of play.
 
* Inserts bulldozer.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Rayden on May 18, 2009, 10:16:24 AM
*Receives debris and dust
*Inserts cough and tears
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: JBSimio on May 18, 2009, 11:19:14 AM
*receives swine flu

*inserts resulting panic and mass hysteria
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on May 18, 2009, 11:30:42 AM
* Recieves happy news media

* Inserts media blackout
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: sebes on May 18, 2009, 12:11:45 PM
*receives silence
*inserts rumours
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on May 18, 2009, 04:14:36 PM
*receives hot air

*inserts a politician
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on May 18, 2009, 06:28:08 PM
*Receives* campaign contribution

*Inserts* vote
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: N1_2888 on May 22, 2009, 10:37:31 PM
*receives faulty punched card*

*inserts confusion*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on May 23, 2009, 02:53:15 AM
*receives obfuscation

*inserts a thesaurus
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on May 23, 2009, 03:20:50 AM
*Receives* verbiage

*Inserts* bookmark
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on May 23, 2009, 11:34:42 AM
*Receives a tattered worn ribbon...

*Inserts a brand new Blue Ribbon...
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: serebii666 on May 23, 2009, 06:01:56 PM
*Recieves sad B-Day present*

*inserts refund*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on May 23, 2009, 06:06:47 PM
*Receives* gift card

*Inserts* shopping spree
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on May 23, 2009, 07:41:03 PM
*receives 2 pairs of shoes, 3 pairs of pants, 5 polo shirts, 13 books, and an X-Box game

*inserts newly-purchased pants
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Blue Lightning on May 24, 2009, 02:51:43 PM
*receives old trousers

*inserts new whip
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on May 24, 2009, 03:08:11 PM
*Receives* winning pari-mutuel ticket

*Inserts* jockey
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on May 24, 2009, 03:18:15 PM
*receives horse*

*inserts horseshoe*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on May 24, 2009, 09:26:58 PM
* Recieves hand grenade

* Inserts Pin
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Blue Lightning on May 25, 2009, 08:09:12 AM
*Recieves thread

*Inserts knitting grandma
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on May 25, 2009, 08:57:43 AM
*receives dozens of hand knitted itching woolen socks*

*inserts itching feet*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on May 25, 2009, 04:35:25 PM
* Recieves new feet to replace ones blown off by grenade

* Inserts ticking time bomb
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on May 25, 2009, 04:42:01 PM
*receives a CEXC (http://smallwarsjournal.com/mag/docs-temp/52-phillips.pdf) (pronounced "sexy") bomb technician

*inserts sexy bomb technician
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on May 25, 2009, 06:42:13 PM
*receives a bombshell blonde*

*inserts date with bombshell blonde*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on May 25, 2009, 06:47:47 PM
*receives an empty box of condoms*

*inserts pregnancy test*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on May 25, 2009, 08:41:26 PM
* Recieves Results

* Inserts Emotional Response
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on May 25, 2009, 09:00:26 PM
*receives significant emotional event

*inserts child support
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: sebes on May 29, 2009, 05:26:56 AM
*receives a spoiled brat

*inserts a rain check
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on May 29, 2009, 10:33:10 AM
*receives a wet check*

*inserts a rubber check*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on May 29, 2009, 11:35:22 AM
*Check doesn't go in*

*Receives $25.00 returned check charge*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on May 29, 2009, 09:12:53 PM
* Recieves Penalty for Metarvo : "Critical Error: Nothing inserted. 7.8% Chance of CTD the next time you play SC4."

* Inserts spare parts from last tune up.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on May 29, 2009, 09:18:06 PM
* Receives 6gigs Ram machine, 500gig HD, 23in Monitor all from HP*

* Inserts bifocal glasses*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on May 29, 2009, 09:47:31 PM
*Receives* recording of "I saw the light."

*Inserts* Big Chief tablet.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on May 29, 2009, 11:25:05 PM
* receives Benadryl tablet

* inserts the Greatest Song Ever Conceived by Mankind (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXUJsz1yJyU) [YouTube link]
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: carkid1998 on May 30, 2009, 03:36:48 AM

*Recieves annoyance at not having CD player*

*Inserts CD player
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on May 30, 2009, 03:54:33 AM
*receives Opheliac Limited edition CD by Emilie Autumn*

insetrts a buch of utterly useless DVD's*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: sebes on May 30, 2009, 06:13:08 AM
*receives: a series of belgian DVD's without subtitles

*inserts: a series of broken belgian DVD's without subtitles
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on May 30, 2009, 06:53:03 AM
* Recieves interesting wind chime

* Inserts wind
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on May 30, 2009, 06:56:39 AM
*Receives air*

*Inserts wind turbine*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on May 30, 2009, 04:48:42 PM
*receives Francis turbine*

*inserts water falls*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on May 30, 2009, 05:15:26 PM
*Receives* water bill

*Insert* check
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on May 30, 2009, 08:44:37 PM
* receives one of those gadgets you slide your credit card through

* inserts a severed "Cancel" button from one such gadget
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: NaliLeader on June 04, 2009, 11:22:29 AM
you get a notice that your power will get turned off in the middle of winter

Inserts the "ban game"
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: N1_2888 on June 04, 2009, 05:40:25 PM
*receives Nardo*

*inserts railway*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on June 04, 2009, 07:51:41 PM
*receives > 30 years of enthusiasm*

*inserts railway ticket Berlin->Beijing*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on June 04, 2009, 09:12:37 PM
*Receives railroad enthusiast's dream*

*Inserts electric bill*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: sebes on June 05, 2009, 04:29:51 AM
*receives a shock

*inserts a battery charger
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on June 05, 2009, 04:50:12 AM
*Receives* charged battery

*Inserts* automata
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on June 06, 2009, 12:02:43 AM
*Receives HSRP*

*Inserts the NAM*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: sebes on June 06, 2009, 08:27:25 AM
*Receives: best of SC4

*Inserts: roadgeekery

Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Blue Lightning on June 06, 2009, 09:30:10 AM
*Recieves RHW textures*

*Inserts RHW*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: carkid1998 on June 06, 2009, 09:41:30 AM
 
*recieves people asking for RHW euro textures*

*inserts american textures*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on June 06, 2009, 08:27:35 PM
*Recieves American testicles.

(Yikes!)

*Inserts qualified surgeon
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on June 06, 2009, 11:07:16 PM
*receives nose job*

*inserts the Moore Street Girls (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Wake)*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: carkid1998 on June 07, 2009, 03:46:52 AM

*Recieves people badly singing along*

*Inserts cotton buds*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: sebes on June 07, 2009, 05:14:14 AM
Receives: Johnson & Johnson

Inserts: Jansen & Jansen

(http://members.tele2.nl/sandrademaar/Klassementen_files/image003.jpg)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on June 08, 2009, 03:21:31 PM
*receives Milli Vanilli

*inserts New Kids on the Block
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on June 08, 2009, 09:05:27 PM
* Recieves gag reflex

* Inserts Pepto Bismal
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: carkid1998 on June 10, 2009, 11:48:15 AM

*Recieves relief*

*Inserts cheesy advert*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on June 12, 2009, 05:42:39 PM
*receives a can of spam (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_(food))*

*inserts an email account overflown with spam mails*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on June 13, 2009, 11:58:34 AM
*receives a ban for spamming"

*inserts a double ban in The Banning Game (http://sc4devotion.com/forums/index.php?topic=6955)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: carkid1998 on June 14, 2009, 05:41:18 AM

*Recieves 2 bans*

*Inserts ban smiley %ban%*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on June 14, 2009, 05:56:46 AM
*Receives* red stamp pad

*Inserts* reprieve

Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on June 14, 2009, 07:54:55 AM
*Recieves Privateer

*Inserts Pieces if Eight
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on June 15, 2009, 07:25:46 PM
*receives three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky

*inserts seven rings for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on June 15, 2009, 07:44:56 PM
*receives One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne, In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.*

*inserts Sméagol*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on June 16, 2009, 03:50:41 PM
*receives Bilbo Baggins*

*inserts Gandalf*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on June 17, 2009, 04:58:42 AM
*Receives Saruman*
*Inserts Count Dooku*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on June 17, 2009, 06:32:51 AM
*Recieves Count Chocula

*Inserts bowl of cereal
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on June 17, 2009, 07:26:34 AM
*receives a happy kid*

*inserts Commander Keen*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on June 17, 2009, 10:18:24 AM
*receives the Vorticon

*inserts a Decepticon
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: carkid1998 on June 17, 2009, 10:29:32 AM

*Recieves Sam Witwicky*

* Inserts Bumblebee*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on June 18, 2009, 03:21:50 AM
*Receives car stereo*
*Inserts superloud stereo boxes*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on June 18, 2009, 06:23:49 AM
Huh?  What?  What did you say??  I CANT HEAR YOU!!

*Inserts Ear Plugs
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on August 03, 2009, 05:49:59 PM
*receives deafness*

*inserts blindness*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: carkid1998 on August 04, 2009, 02:41:52 AM

*Recieves Guide dog*

*Inserts neighbours annoyed because of barking*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Jmouse on August 04, 2009, 02:44:57 AM
*Receives* flea collar.

*Inserts* dogcatcher.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: NaliLeader on August 05, 2009, 02:14:41 PM
* receives electric fence

* inserts disaster...
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on August 05, 2009, 02:41:00 PM
*Receives Hurricane Katrina*

*Inserts slow response to natural disasters*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Albus of Garaway on August 09, 2009, 07:29:40 PM
*Receives American Government*

*Inserts Epson standard-capacity ink cartridges (One cyan, one magenta, one yellow)*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on August 09, 2009, 07:58:39 PM
Recieves four printed pieces of paper, and empty ink cartridges.

Inserts crayons
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on August 09, 2009, 08:21:46 PM
*receives Franz Marc (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franz_Marc)'s Blue Horses*

*inserts Wassily Kandinsky (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wassily_Kandinsky)*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on August 09, 2009, 11:47:57 PM
*receives Russian abstract art*

*inserts Basshunter's Privjet Russia*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on August 21, 2009, 06:51:49 PM
* receives Eiffel 65's Europop

* inserts Linkin Park's Reanimation
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: JoeST on August 22, 2009, 04:30:36 AM
*receives some anime*

*inserts some lego*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on August 23, 2009, 04:28:18 PM
*receives a to-scale LEGO model of the Death Star II*

*inserts superlaser.*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on August 23, 2009, 04:37:09 PM
*Receives blaster cannons*

*Inserts S-foils*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on August 23, 2009, 06:20:35 PM
*receives X-wing*

*inserts Red 5*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on September 01, 2009, 05:40:49 AM
*Receives Luke Skywalker*
*Inserts Leia Organa Solo*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: gottago on September 01, 2009, 05:50:43 AM
*receives harangue from Hollywood agent*

*Inserts decaf Moccha Latte*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on September 01, 2009, 12:56:22 PM
*receives a brown obscure liquid*

*inserts 500g of finest Arabica*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on September 01, 2009, 01:29:00 PM
* receives 487g of sand *

* inserts the lid off a soda bottle *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on September 01, 2009, 03:42:50 PM
*Receives nothing, because the lid says "Please Try Again"*

*Inserts piece of bubble gum*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on September 01, 2009, 04:21:41 PM
*receives package of Home Plate bubble gum*

*inserts...a zombie*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on September 01, 2009, 05:31:59 PM
*receives Umbrella Corporation*

*inserts Milla Jovovich*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: gottago on September 02, 2009, 05:04:50 AM
*steals vending machine*

*puts new vending machine in its place and inserts fifth element*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on September 02, 2009, 08:38:00 AM
*receives headache

*inserts aspirin
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on September 02, 2009, 10:16:11 AM
* receives pack of Skittles

* inserts Skittles wrapper
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: jimbo_jj on September 02, 2009, 04:16:48 PM
*receives Funyuns* yum  $%Grinno$%

*inserts car key*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on September 02, 2009, 04:28:34 PM
*receives bicycle*

*inserts air pump*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: simmaster07 on September 02, 2009, 04:32:22 PM
*receives ban more tire pressure*
*inserts himself*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on September 02, 2009, 05:59:07 PM
*receives nothing*

*inserts a handful of Euro, cents, yen and yuan*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on September 02, 2009, 06:17:11 PM
*receives yin and yang*

*inserts...Fallout 3 DLC*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on September 02, 2009, 06:18:26 PM
*receives Doom*

*inserts a 80486DX2-66*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: NaliLeader on September 02, 2009, 07:39:39 PM
*receives nihil*

*inserts random cd*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on September 02, 2009, 08:44:53 PM
*Receives error message because the machine couldn't read the CD*

*Re-inserts CD*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on September 03, 2009, 02:15:01 AM
*receives a 33 rpm longplay*

*inserts turntable*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: gottago on September 03, 2009, 02:28:54 AM
*receives uncomprehending stare from passing 8-year-old*

*inserts 8-track tape*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: carkid1998 on September 03, 2009, 01:10:15 PM

*Recieves Classical Music*

*Inserts glueing mates car stereo with rap CD at max volume and runs of with remote :D :D*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on September 03, 2009, 01:16:33 PM
*Receives earplugs*

*Inserts safety glasses*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: jimbo_jj on September 03, 2009, 03:35:29 PM
*receives lab coat*

*inserts knowledge*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on September 04, 2009, 03:39:59 AM
*receives a database*

*inserts book*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on September 04, 2009, 02:45:37 PM
*receives "PCs for Dummies"*

*inserts mangled copy of "PCs for Dummies"*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on September 05, 2009, 08:44:16 AM
* receives a nonfunctional PC and a dummy *

* inserts PC that works just fine, and a dummy *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on September 06, 2009, 04:53:54 AM
*receives a Mac*

*inserts an abacus*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: simsamerica on September 06, 2009, 09:05:17 PM
*recives the stupidity he is currently feeling*

*inserts a vending machine*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on September 06, 2009, 09:41:22 PM
* receives one of those dudes who goes around to vending machines and restocks them when they're empty *

* inserts the driver's side door off the restocker-dude's truck *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: meinhosen on September 07, 2009, 05:06:07 PM
*receives a copy of "Dude, Where's My Car?"*

*inserts rejection letter from Sundance Film Festival*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on September 08, 2009, 06:05:19 PM
*receives bad film*

*Inserts "Monster" from Skillet's album "Awake"*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: gottago on September 10, 2009, 05:01:54 AM
*receives yawning fried Godzilla*

*inserts flattened car"
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on September 11, 2009, 05:44:46 PM
* receives newspaper article about the first Cash for Clunkers expansion, from $1b to $3b in total rebates *

* inserts the front bumper off a Ford Fusion hybrid *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on September 11, 2009, 06:44:27 PM
*Receives insurance settlement*

*Inserts water bill*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on September 11, 2009, 07:10:50 PM
*receives AAAaaaaaaaaaargh!******

*inserts heart attack*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Blue Lightning on September 11, 2009, 07:13:37 PM
*inserts hospital*

*recieves paper gown*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: N1_2888 on September 12, 2009, 06:52:56 PM
*receives blood*

*inserts faint*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: simmaster07 on September 12, 2009, 07:22:00 PM
*receives unconsciousness*
*inserts doctor*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on September 12, 2009, 07:26:54 PM
*receives an empty pack of Aspirin*

*inserts headache*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on September 12, 2009, 07:49:21 PM
* receives Friday afternoon * (i had a headache)

* inserts a college-level astronomy textbook *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on September 12, 2009, 08:06:40 PM
*Receives another headache*

*Inserts medicine*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on September 14, 2009, 03:47:56 PM
* receives swine flu *

The local newspaper says there's a lot of flu going around lately and nearly all of it is swine flu... and try to guess what respiratory illness i'm getting over right now ... :p

* inserts a monkey and a typewriter *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on September 14, 2009, 08:11:19 PM
*receives the collect work of Edgar Allan Poe*

*inserts "nevermore!"*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on September 15, 2009, 02:43:00 AM
*receives a raven*

*inserts an eagle*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: joelyboy911 on September 15, 2009, 03:42:58 AM
*receives America*

*tries to force America back into the slot...*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on September 15, 2009, 04:06:36 AM
*receives damaged slot*
*inserts bigger slot, so it won't be damaged again*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on September 15, 2009, 04:16:26 AM
*receives the universe*

*inserts "Deep Thought"*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: joelyboy911 on September 15, 2009, 04:36:41 AM
*receives creationism*

*inserts buddha*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: MandelSoft on September 15, 2009, 07:45:25 AM
*Recieves monk robe*

*Inserts Cities XL DVD-ROM*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on September 15, 2009, 08:51:36 AM
*Receives City Mania*

(it's an open-source city-builder project being run by Nique)

*inserts SC4 disc 1 & 2*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: jimbo_jj on September 16, 2009, 03:09:29 PM
*receives enlightenment*

*inserts SC4 disk upside-down*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on September 16, 2009, 03:24:53 PM
* receives thin, vaguely round charred piece of plastic *

* inserts a CD burner that burns your CDs to destroy them, not to add data to them *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: serebii666 on September 16, 2009, 03:45:43 PM
*recieves silicon ashes*

*inserts facebook*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on September 16, 2009, 11:28:14 PM
*receives a new job opening at a local store*

*inserts copy of application for new job opening*

(the story behind this is that someone I know made a post on his Wall calling his boss various & sundry names and got fired for it via Facebook*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: joelyboy911 on September 17, 2009, 12:15:13 AM
*receives job offer*

*Inserts: "whats the pay?"*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: thomil on September 17, 2009, 06:46:20 AM
*receives cold stare*

*inserts unemployment benefit*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on September 17, 2009, 07:30:06 AM
*receives depression*

*inserts fukitol*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on September 17, 2009, 09:50:05 AM
*receives massive income from Fukitol profits*

*inserts income tax*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on September 17, 2009, 10:04:51 AM
*Receives income tax refund*  :)

*Inserts income tax refund check*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: carkid1998 on September 18, 2009, 03:16:44 PM

* Recieves big approved stamp*

* Inserts anti stamp stuff*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on September 18, 2009, 03:29:45 PM
* receives the "e" off the sign marking the local "Post Offic  "

* inserts the "o" off the sign marking the local "P st Offic "
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: serebii666 on September 19, 2009, 12:01:59 AM
*recieves x*

Attention: Really Random Change of Direction (RRCoD) coming up ahead >--< In other news, Pandas have overun the Forbidden Palace; President Obakodev of the Republic of Grenanda had annouced that September 21 will mark the begining of Chocolate week; Venice, Italy has asked the Italian government to help with the ongoing lack of land transit routes in the city, says a citizen "I bought a new BMW only to realize there were no roads in this city!"; Libraries all across the Country have reported a drop in traffic citing "It's beacuse of that stupid Internet"...

*inserts sweatshop worker*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on September 19, 2009, 01:55:35 AM
*receives cruddy rip-off off popular toy*

*inserts Mirror's Edge game disc*

PS: serebii, you have the idea down pat. What you insert doesn't have to be related to what you receive!
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on September 19, 2009, 06:41:44 AM
Recieves shaving cut.

Inserts band aids.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on September 19, 2009, 02:44:49 PM
*receives Bob Geldorf*

*inserts Mondays*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on September 19, 2009, 02:49:50 PM
* Receives : Dermabond (http://video.yahoo.com/watch/5746306/15051031) *

* Inserts : Super Glue (http://www.supergluecorp.com/)

maybe a little TMI but I think its kinda cool though is that is what the docs used to seal me right up is that Dermabond all eleven cuts into me...


EDIT gaaaaaah Bernard you beat me in here lol.... I guess that what I get for taking to long for trying to think lol.... so if someone wants to play off mine OK if not that is fine too....
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on September 19, 2009, 04:46:24 PM
* receives a vending machine that won't work cause it's all glommed up with super-glue *

Silly pat... $%Grinno$%

* inserts a new, super-glue-resistant vending machine *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on September 20, 2009, 07:08:47 AM
Recieves plastic box. (In my experience the ONLY thing superglue tends to stick to is my skin!)

Inserts purchase order for magical widgets to fill vending machine.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: MandelSoft on September 20, 2009, 07:13:11 AM
* recieves message: "Cannot confirm command. Administrator rights required." (seems like the machine is running on Vista  $%Grinno$% )

* inserts stoplights
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on September 20, 2009, 07:18:52 AM
*Receives stop signs*

*Inserts Vista update*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: kbieniu7 on September 20, 2009, 07:24:08 AM
*Receives System error message printed on the paper*

*Inserts screwdriver*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: CasperVg on September 20, 2009, 07:35:17 AM
* Receives Ikea (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IKEA) furniture.
* Inserts Smörgåsbord (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sm%C3%B6rg%C3%A5sbord)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: serebii666 on September 20, 2009, 08:13:09 PM
*recieves man who wont go home at 2 am when the buffet closes

*inserts NACHOS!!!XP
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on September 20, 2009, 09:05:53 PM
Recieves Mexican Operating System for a 286 computer.

Inserts 26 models into a batch folder for just one more render...
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: joelyboy911 on September 20, 2009, 11:53:47 PM
*Receives LEX Scrutineering*

*Inserts "Gotta fix that someday...."*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: jimbo_jj on September 21, 2009, 04:23:06 PM
*Receives procrastination*

*Inserts proton*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on September 21, 2009, 04:39:19 PM
*Receives neutron*

*Inserts electron*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on September 21, 2009, 08:18:25 PM
Recieves corrupt politicians.

Inserts Anarchy.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: serebii666 on September 21, 2009, 09:11:20 PM
*recieves monarchy

*inserts Prague
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on September 21, 2009, 09:19:37 PM
* receives "Czech it out!" T-shirt *

* inserts a new green cotton shirt *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Strategist01 on September 22, 2009, 01:02:56 AM
*recieves green cotton shirt filled with holes*

Ugh. Rats. Again.

*inserts a rentokill vermin exterminator team*

That should clear it up...
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: serebii666 on September 22, 2009, 02:04:25 PM
*recieves larger rat infestation and $900 bill+

+true story

*inserts angry banker
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on September 22, 2009, 04:31:27 PM
* receives a bill for $100,000 from the bank

* inserts a lawyer to try to get them to realize that just cause the banker's angry doesn't mean they have to put me in debt up to my eyeballs
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on September 22, 2009, 10:07:12 PM
Recieves laughter from lawyer who is in cahoots with the bankers....

Inserts Insanity Plea
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Strategist01 on September 22, 2009, 11:59:10 PM
/recieves mad woman

/inserts lavender tea to calm down banker
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: joelyboy911 on September 23, 2009, 02:58:14 AM
*Receives McDonalds coffee*

*Inserts the urge to vomit*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on September 23, 2009, 03:29:31 AM
*receives airplane vomit bag*
*Insert A320*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: gottago on September 23, 2009, 08:47:28 AM
*receives dutyfree magazine*
*inserts perfume*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: jimbo_jj on September 23, 2009, 10:41:31 AM
*receives nauseatingly flowery stench*

*inserts electric fan*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: serebii666 on September 23, 2009, 12:29:10 PM
recieves severed finger*

*(morbid I know)

Inserts ice
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Strategist01 on September 23, 2009, 01:20:19 PM
/recieves rising sea levels

/Inserts global cooling
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on September 23, 2009, 09:31:40 PM
Recieves Ice Age 3 from Netflix.

Inserts Popcorn.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on September 24, 2009, 02:19:14 AM
*receives nachos*
*inserts number one finger*

(http://www.oneinhundred.com/Upfiles/upimg6/Stock-outline-open-cell-number-5070906.jpg)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: townscape on September 24, 2009, 08:41:39 AM
*receives GPS *
*inserts coordinates*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on September 24, 2009, 01:11:35 PM
*receives almost bankrupt bank, called Fortis*

*inserts economic crisis*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on September 25, 2009, 06:27:45 PM
* receives stimulus package

* inserts tax increase
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on September 25, 2009, 11:08:24 PM
*Receives tax refund*

*Inserts rural fence post*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: CasperVg on September 26, 2009, 04:01:53 AM
* receives sheep
* inserts high-quality wool
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: kbieniu7 on September 26, 2009, 04:41:01 AM
*recieves jumper*
*inserts cotton socks *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: gottago on September 26, 2009, 01:26:37 PM
*receives athlete's foot*

*inserts NY Yankees*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: CasperVg on September 26, 2009, 01:30:32 PM
*receives hit from thrown-away baseball bat*
*inserts broken femur surgery*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: kbieniu7 on September 26, 2009, 03:06:07 PM
*recieves health service reform*
*inserts chair from hospital's waiting room"
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: jimbo_jj on September 27, 2009, 11:43:02 PM
*receives sign-in forms*
*inserts stethoscope*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on September 28, 2009, 08:31:41 AM
*Receives hospital bill  :o*

*Inserts CTD*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Strategist01 on September 29, 2009, 08:29:47 AM
*Recieves Bluescreen! ()sad()*

*inserts Mac* ()stsfd()
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on September 29, 2009, 09:06:01 AM
*Receives apple*
*Inserts banana*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: serebii666 on September 29, 2009, 12:48:06 PM
*recieves typing monkey

*inserts potatoe
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Strategist01 on September 29, 2009, 02:32:28 PM
*recieves Yam*

*Inserts generic cruciferous vegetables*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on September 29, 2009, 03:01:52 PM
* receives dictionary but doesn't bother looking up "cruciferous"

* inserts the third dictionary page entirely devoted to the letter K
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: kbieniu7 on September 29, 2009, 03:19:15 PM
*recieves english translation from polish word "krzesło" (chair)*  $%Grinno$%
*inserts this chair*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Strategist01 on September 29, 2009, 03:46:48 PM
*recieves stool sample*

*Inserts laboratory tox screen*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: joelyboy911 on September 29, 2009, 04:14:15 PM
*receives toxic 3rd form science teacher*

*inserts concentrated sulfuric acid*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on September 30, 2009, 06:44:15 AM
Recieves frozen orange juice.

Inserts dirty drinking glass
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Strategist01 on September 30, 2009, 08:09:52 AM
*recieves mould on a stick*

*inserts penicillin*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: CasperVg on September 30, 2009, 10:34:31 AM
*receives antibiotic resistance*

*inserts tamiflu*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on September 30, 2009, 11:13:05 AM
*receives -ha ha ha haaaaatscheeeee! *

*inserts influenca*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Strategist01 on September 30, 2009, 11:20:20 AM
*Recieves swine flu! :o*

*inserts WHO*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on September 30, 2009, 09:17:51 PM
Recieves 3,462 yards of red tape.

Inserts box of matches.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: jimbo_jj on September 30, 2009, 09:41:35 PM
*receives fire extinguisher*
*inserts pressurized carbon dioxide*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on September 30, 2009, 11:05:45 PM
*Receives fire hydrant*

*Inserts 42*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Strategist01 on October 01, 2009, 05:38:44 AM
*recieves division by zero!*

*inserts universe implosion*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: gottago on October 01, 2009, 05:52:49 AM
*receives singularity*

*inserts black hole*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on October 01, 2009, 08:07:01 AM
Recieves boat.

Inserts life jacket.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: kbieniu7 on October 01, 2009, 08:30:49 AM
*receives wet T-shirt*
*inserts washing machine*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: gottago on October 01, 2009, 09:41:00 AM
*receives clean wet t-shirt*
*inserts contest*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Strategist01 on October 01, 2009, 11:45:31 AM
*recieves excitement*

*inserts sillicone $%Grinno$%*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on October 01, 2009, 12:54:05 PM
Recieves bodacious ta tas

Inserts .... hmmm.... nahh.... eye strain
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: jimbo_jj on October 01, 2009, 04:47:02 PM
*receives headache*

*inserts ice pack*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on October 01, 2009, 04:57:33 PM
* receives pack ice

* inserts one of those icebreaker ships
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: gottago on October 02, 2009, 01:35:53 AM
*receives scrapyard*
*inserts global warming*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on October 02, 2009, 06:41:22 AM
Recieves bottle of Crown...

Inserts empty bottle.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on October 02, 2009, 07:24:39 AM
*receives deposit*

*inserts a nickel*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: joelyboy911 on October 02, 2009, 07:26:43 AM
*Receives Nickel-Cadmium battery*

*Inserts voided warranty*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: gottago on October 02, 2009, 08:01:39 AM
*receives nothing*
*inserts corporate lawyer*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Strategist01 on October 02, 2009, 08:22:16 AM
*recieves lawsuit*

*inserts claim to its frivolity*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on October 02, 2009, 08:27:09 AM
*Receives dismissal of lawsuit*

*Inserts counter lawsuit*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on October 02, 2009, 03:10:38 PM
Recieves 2.5 tonnes of paper.

inserts paper clips
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on October 02, 2009, 03:43:10 PM
* receives straightened paper clip

* inserts paper clip bent into a & shape
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: gottago on October 02, 2009, 07:39:23 PM
*receives patent*

*inserts leather shoes*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on October 02, 2009, 08:34:20 PM
*Receives 20-ounce Pepsi bottle*

*Inserts yesterday's newspaper*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: CasperVg on October 03, 2009, 05:19:53 AM
* receives molybdenum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molybdenum) (atomic number 42).
* inserts technitium
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on October 03, 2009, 06:32:13 AM
Recieves Ruthenium

Inserts Radical Ions
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Strategist01 on October 03, 2009, 08:01:49 AM
*recieves unstable molecules*

*inserts Cesium Tetraperchloratoiodate and a pocket laser*

*runs away very fast*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on October 05, 2009, 03:33:29 PM
* receives an explosion

* repairs the vending machine

* inserts Cesium Chloroxenate and a cross-eyed stare

* runs away real fast, but not before showing this link (http://www.cs.rochester.edu/~nelson/cesium/cesium_faq.html)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: gottago on October 06, 2009, 04:10:00 AM
*receives "My Little Chemist" toybox*
*inserts DHS anti-terrorist SWAT team*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on October 06, 2009, 07:28:50 AM
*receives lots of hot air*

*inserts paranoia*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on October 06, 2009, 08:45:33 PM
Recieves strnge feeling that everyone is watching me, waiting for something....

Inserts new Fukitol Ultra! BAT.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: gottago on October 07, 2009, 02:41:12 AM
*receives shameless plug  ;)

*inserts SC4 cd
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: serebii666 on October 07, 2009, 03:14:15 AM
*recieves Tycoon City New York CD

*inserts Atari
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Strategist01 on October 07, 2009, 01:11:06 PM
*recieves crap games*

*inserts Cesium ozonate into some pens*

*inserts pens*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on October 07, 2009, 02:57:18 PM
*receives a glad 20 month old boy*

*inserts crying 20 month old boy*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: kbieniu7 on October 07, 2009, 03:39:38 PM
*receives his screaming mother*

*inserts...* hmm... *all possible things that could make them calm*  :D
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on October 07, 2009, 05:33:48 PM
*receives bottle of exactly the right temperature of milk*
*inserts dirty diaper*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: N1_2888 on October 07, 2009, 05:38:18 PM
*receives malodour*

*inserts air freshener*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: jimbo_jj on October 07, 2009, 05:42:16 PM
*receives new car smell*

*inserts new car*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on October 07, 2009, 06:29:15 PM
* receives old car

* inserts old car smell
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on October 07, 2009, 08:23:54 PM
Recieves pine tree air freshener.

Inserts pine tree
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on October 07, 2009, 11:50:36 PM
*receives 3RR's STCJHOF award*

*inserts SimCity 3000 disc*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: gottago on October 08, 2009, 06:24:51 AM
*receives slip lanes
*inserts dial-up telephone
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on October 08, 2009, 04:23:17 PM
*receives 300 bps modem*

*inserts telegraph*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: joelyboy911 on October 08, 2009, 04:29:22 PM
*Receives Text Message (SMS)*

*Inserts cancer of all forms*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on October 08, 2009, 04:33:12 PM
* receives chemotherapy

* inserts a bit of hair that just fell out
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on October 08, 2009, 04:35:27 PM
*receives wig*

*inserts skin*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on October 09, 2009, 06:08:38 AM
*receives tattoo*
*inserts star girl*

(http://s1.hbvl.be/imgpath/assets_img_gvl/2009/06/18/478993/sterrenmeisje-kimberley-roept-hulp-advocaat-in_5_460x0.jpg)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on October 09, 2009, 06:52:27 AM
Recieves therapy.

Inserts therapy results
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: joelyboy911 on October 09, 2009, 06:53:56 AM
*Receives no progress and a huge fee*

*Inserts bankruptcy notice*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: gottago on October 09, 2009, 09:21:27 AM
*receives eviction notice
*inserts half-consumed box of Fukitoltm pills
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Strategist01 on October 09, 2009, 01:40:29 PM
*recieves random pills *

*sells them*

*inserts red and green Myprodol pills(TM) Laptops don't allow alt-codes...:(*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on October 09, 2009, 03:57:41 PM
* receives red Tylenol pills

* inserts ancient red Dodge pickup
(http://image.automotive.com/f/images/10649098+pheader/0202_CLTP_03_z_95-97-RedRam.jpg)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Strategist01 on October 10, 2009, 01:11:06 AM
Recieves one of these:
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_W9MuPehhrxQ/SMK2b9ZQOlI/AAAAAAAAAIs/6aq24OglbMg/s400/CAR4.jpg)

*drives away, but not before inserting one of these:
(http://www.bestautobits.com/images/pt_276.jpeg)
:D*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: adroman on October 10, 2009, 04:03:09 PM
*recieves chicks*

*inserts English Assignment*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on October 10, 2009, 07:24:23 PM
*Receives an "A"*

*Inserts 1 ounce of gold*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Strategist01 on October 11, 2009, 12:30:20 AM
*recieves fluctuating gold prices*

*inserts good crude oil prices*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on October 11, 2009, 03:18:21 AM
*Receives the OPEC*

*inserts a huge deep hole for brown coal mining*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: serebii666 on October 11, 2009, 10:16:17 AM
*recieves Suburbia's 30 year old, super hot, underground fire

*Inserts mass evacuation notices
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: SimGoober on October 11, 2009, 08:28:14 PM
Recieves yawn, and completel dismissal of the possibility of a problem....

Inserts left foot.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Strategist01 on October 12, 2009, 11:54:40 AM
receives mangles pedestrian device

Inserts organ donor bag
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: serebii666 on October 12, 2009, 12:03:50 PM
*recieves 200 kidneys from good semaritan"

*inserts chicken

"it's the subject of an Onion News Network video. It's very funny and it's on youtube.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on October 12, 2009, 01:00:34 PM
*Receives something that tastes like chicken*

*Inserts TV remote*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: joelyboy911 on October 12, 2009, 01:47:20 PM
*Receives used-up batteries*

*Inserts burning acid*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: adroman on October 12, 2009, 04:07:43 PM
*receives flask*

*Inserts Coffee Beans*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Dreamcat on October 12, 2009, 04:45:39 PM
*receives cappuccino*

*inserts WW2 Springfield*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on October 13, 2009, 05:42:25 AM
*receives Springfield from Fallout 3*

*inserts T-51B Power Armor*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on October 13, 2009, 02:20:44 PM
*receives experimental MIRV*

*inserts a huge amount of mini-nukes*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on October 13, 2009, 03:19:23 PM
*Receives one large nuke*

*Inserts $1.00 USD*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on October 13, 2009, 03:27:42 PM
* receives $0.50 USD and a can of Pepsi

* inserts $0.50 USD and an empty Pepsi can
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on October 13, 2009, 03:43:44 PM
*receives "Falling Down"*

*inserts Michael Douglas*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on October 13, 2009, 04:40:17 PM
*receives Cal Lightman*

*inserts Ria Torres*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: thomil on October 14, 2009, 06:49:30 AM
*receives The "Who???"*

*Inserts "My Generation"*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: serebii666 on October 15, 2009, 12:38:52 AM
*recieves Chapeaumelon

*inserts Eurotrip
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on October 15, 2009, 09:18:16 AM
*receives a lot of €500 bills*

*inserts bank account*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on October 15, 2009, 11:44:13 AM
*Receives §0*

*Inserts paycheck*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: serebii666 on October 15, 2009, 11:58:58 AM
* recieves $0.01

*inserts poketto monstaa hatogorudo
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Strategist01 on October 16, 2009, 12:21:11 AM
Recieves angry Japanese guy

Inserts manga book
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on October 18, 2009, 05:18:10 PM
*receives anime film*

*inserts merchandising*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on October 18, 2009, 05:36:59 PM
* receives advertisement

* advertises the latest and greatest in SimCity law enforcement transportation
Download now! (http://www.simtropolis.com/stex/details.cfm?id=22688)

* inserts Classified section of "The Roanoke Times"
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: adroman on October 18, 2009, 06:05:24 PM
*recieves free kittens

*inserts Gum Boots
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on October 19, 2009, 05:14:46 AM
*receives stinky feet*

*inserts clean white socks*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: N1_2888 on October 20, 2009, 04:55:39 AM
*receives Clinton's cat*

*inserts Obama's dog*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on October 20, 2009, 06:21:05 PM
* receives Obama action figure [Pix] (http://update.microsoft.com/windowsupdate/v6/thanks.aspx?ln=en&&thankspage=5)

* inserts Windows 7 installation DVD
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on October 20, 2009, 06:25:30 PM
*Receives DVD back; the machine couldn't read the DVD*

*Inserts new DVD drive*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on October 21, 2009, 04:29:30 PM
* Receives one of the original 5MB hard drives

* Inserts a metal disc removed from a dismantled hard drive
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on October 22, 2009, 01:31:12 AM
*receives 15 neodymium magnets*

*inserts a magnet from the LHC*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Strategist01 on October 22, 2009, 08:31:23 AM
*recieves anti-matter*

*inserts division by zero*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on October 22, 2009, 05:06:36 PM
*Receives infinity*

*Inserts nothing*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Strategist01 on October 23, 2009, 12:06:48 AM
*recieves singularity*

*inserts wormhole*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on October 23, 2009, 01:27:05 AM
*receives the Borg*

*inserts 8472*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: thomil on October 23, 2009, 01:43:29 AM
*Receives the Vorlons*


*Inserts the White Star*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Strategist01 on October 23, 2009, 11:13:37 AM
*receives death Star*

*Inserts a galaxy far, far away.*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on October 23, 2009, 01:12:33 PM
*Receives probe droid*

*Inserts shield generator*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on October 26, 2009, 03:07:48 AM
*receives AT-AT*
*Inerts General Veers*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on October 26, 2009, 04:47:22 AM
*receives Lando Calrissian*

*inserts X-Wing*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on October 26, 2009, 07:00:02 AM
*Receives R2-D2*

*Inserts tow cable*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: adroman on October 26, 2009, 07:03:05 AM
* Receives Stolen Death Star Plans*

*inserts Ewok*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Strategist01 on October 27, 2009, 12:29:15 AM
*recieves wookie*

Hey, whose mom is this!?!

*inserts "meet the spartans"*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on October 27, 2009, 06:10:17 PM
*receives "Remember the Titans" DVD*

*inserts Zamgrh*

Zamgrh: A zombie language invented by the players of Urban Dead.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: adroman on October 28, 2009, 05:53:19 AM
*Recives Zamgrh - to - English Dictionary

*Inserts Model Plane
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on October 28, 2009, 09:12:42 AM
*Receives airport BAT*

*Inserts bus ticket*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on October 28, 2009, 12:19:23 PM
*receives 2 hours bus ride during rushhour*

*inserts Lighttail*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: N1_2888 on November 01, 2009, 06:01:02 PM
*receives typing error*

*inserts light rail*

;)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: emgmod on November 01, 2009, 06:52:55 PM
*receives a 12 lane highway*

*inserts a lego block*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BarbarossaS on November 02, 2009, 04:15:33 AM
*receives building plans*
*inserts lego castle*

(http://julianaheng.com/wp-content/images/lego_castle_6090-1.jpg)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on December 12, 2009, 11:39:14 AM
*Receives castle BAT*
*Inserts baseball bat*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on December 12, 2009, 03:36:38 PM
*receives soccer BAT*
*inserts Soccer World Championship*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Strategist01 on December 18, 2009, 03:53:57 AM
*receives SA in 2010*
Ugh.
*inserts atom bomb*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on December 18, 2009, 05:13:58 AM
*Receives Megaton (and blows it up in a spectacular bang)*

*Inserts Very Evil Karma*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Strategist01 on December 18, 2009, 05:16:08 AM
* receives very evil karma*

Nom.

*inserts neutral karma*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: joelyboy911 on December 18, 2009, 06:00:21 AM
*Receives Switzerland*

*Inserts Hannibal (either one is fine)*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: xxdita on December 18, 2009, 06:08:29 AM
*Receives some fava beans and a nice chianti*

*Inserts Jay & Silent Bob*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: ecoba on December 18, 2009, 06:27:46 AM
*Receives Canada...*

*Inserts a piece of moldy bread..hehe..*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Strategist01 on December 18, 2009, 06:29:31 AM
*receives grade 9 biology project* (seriously, i experimented with mold this year!)

*inserts a ninja*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: ecoba on December 18, 2009, 06:36:21 AM
*receives a kick in the face (from Strategist's ninja.. :bomb:..*

*inserts a single Pound Sterling*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: CasperVg on December 18, 2009, 06:45:48 AM
*receives 1.12806 EUR*

*inserts 2.68 Trinidad and Tobago Dollars (TTD)*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: xxdita on December 18, 2009, 06:50:01 AM
*Receives Spice World double disc collector's edition dvd*

*Inserts real American money*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: joelyboy911 on December 18, 2009, 06:52:32 AM
*Receives pretend American Money*

*Inserts a sub-prime mortgage*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: adroman on December 18, 2009, 07:55:09 AM
* receives Financial Crisis*

*inserts Recession*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: xxdita on December 18, 2009, 08:09:59 AM
*Receives Unemployment Check*

*Inserts Food Stamp card*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on December 18, 2009, 09:03:26 AM
*Receives Nuka-Cola bottle (even thouh I wanted a Nuka-Cola Quantum)*

*inserts bottle caps"

(can anyone guess what game I'm playing ::))
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Strategist01 on December 18, 2009, 10:53:50 AM
*recieves flatenned bottle caps* Hmmm, must be a train in there...

*inserts 16 100ths of a rand in  coins*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Cyclone1001 on December 18, 2009, 09:26:59 PM
*recieves 37 shrimp and fish tacos*

*inserts leather jacket*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Strategist01 on December 18, 2009, 11:27:08 PM
*recieves steak*
Mmmm. *nom*
*inserts animal rights activists*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: xxdita on December 18, 2009, 11:41:05 PM
*Receives 5year membership for the NRA*

*Inserts AK-47*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: adroman on December 18, 2009, 11:58:19 PM
*receives UN Security Council Mandate*

*inserts SCUD Missile*

Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: xxdita on December 19, 2009, 12:19:38 AM
*Receives dissent from the opposition party & media*

*Inserts GreenDay's American Idiot cd*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on December 19, 2009, 02:44:39 AM
* Receives a coaster set *

* Inserts lame horse *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: adroman on December 20, 2009, 08:44:44 PM
*receives Overweight Jockey*

*inserts Toaster*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: xxdita on December 20, 2009, 09:00:05 PM
*Receives script for new Transformers movie*

*Inserts Michael Bay*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Strategist01 on December 20, 2009, 11:57:52 PM
*receives Megan Fox*
Mmmm.
*inserts PR promotional*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Cyclone1001 on December 21, 2009, 09:01:48 AM
*Recieves football signed by Brett Favre*

*Inserts slightly used leather jacket*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on December 21, 2009, 10:10:05 AM
* Receives Kramer's jacket (you know, the one he warmed up in his oven? yeah, that one.)

* Inserts a handful of laser-printer toner
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on December 21, 2009, 09:26:31 PM
* receives an empty inkjet cartridge

* inserts 5g of pure gold
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on December 22, 2009, 04:53:15 AM
*receives a high amount of money*

*inserts cash deposit*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: adroman on December 22, 2009, 06:28:11 AM
*receives a Merry Christmas*

*inserts Adrian's Special Egg Nog*  :P
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: xxdita on December 22, 2009, 06:30:52 AM
*Receives 2 years probation for contributing to the delinquency of a minor*

*Inserts PrisonBreak Season 1 DVD*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on December 22, 2009, 07:16:25 AM
*Receives DVD back.  The machine doesn't read it for some reason.*

*Inserts gift wrapping paper.*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Cyclone1001 on December 22, 2009, 08:09:28 AM
*recieves rift gapping paper*
The machine got a little confused...
*Inserts Koenigsegg CCX*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on December 22, 2009, 09:32:35 AM
*receives POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!*

*Inserts Jeremy Clarkson Quote ("I think Koenigsegg is Swedish for: Oh no, my head's just exploded")*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Cyclone1001 on December 22, 2009, 10:12:51 AM
*Recieves important link- Link (http://translate.google.com/?hl=en&tab=wT#sv|en|Koenigsegg)*

*Inserts McLaren F1*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: xxdita on December 22, 2009, 10:42:40 AM
*Receives sunken Battleship*

*Inserts dominos*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Korot on December 22, 2009, 12:21:45 PM
*Receives domino day.*

*Inserts FC Barcelona.*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: canyonjumper on December 22, 2009, 12:33:12 PM
**Receives football with Spanish flag on it**

**Inserts Toshiba laptop**
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Cyclone1001 on December 22, 2009, 12:42:55 PM
*Receives slightly burnt rubble*

*Inserts Metallica's Ride the Lightning CD*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Korot on December 22, 2009, 01:06:17 PM
*Get's struck by lightning.*

*Inserts ashes.*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on December 23, 2009, 03:08:29 PM
*receives Major Tom*

*inserts David Bowie*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: xxdita on December 24, 2009, 12:18:26 AM
*Receives Annie Lennox*

*Inserts "Here Comes The Rain Again" 45*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Korot on December 25, 2009, 06:54:00 AM
*Receives a truck load of snow on his head.*

*Inserts Christmas Tree.*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Cyclone1001 on December 25, 2009, 02:51:58 PM
*Receives Santa Hat*

*Inserts snowball fight*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on December 25, 2009, 02:59:05 PM
*Receives Sint-Pietersplein and Citadelpark in Ghent*

*inserts Facebook group about snowball fights at said places*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Korot on December 25, 2009, 03:20:48 PM
*Receives snow in neck.*

*Inserts TNT.*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on December 25, 2009, 03:28:27 PM
*Receives a fleet of airplanes*

*Inserts "Aeroport de Liège-Bierset" (their hub in Belgium)*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: adroman on December 26, 2009, 03:11:08 AM
*receives Spam*

*Inserts Virus*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on December 26, 2009, 05:28:01 AM
*receives swine flu*

*inserts artificial exaggerated and unnecessary panic*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Korot on December 26, 2009, 06:10:48 AM
*Receives a chunk of ice.*

*Inserts Global Warming.*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: N1_2888 on December 26, 2009, 06:25:34 AM
*receives Al Gore*

*inserts voting machine*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on December 26, 2009, 06:38:23 AM
*receives Obama as president*

*Inserts plan to reform healthcare*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Korot on December 26, 2009, 07:08:33 AM
*Receives Hospital.*

*Inserts Route 66.*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on December 26, 2009, 08:23:33 AM
*receives Harley-Davidson*

*inserts broken motorbike*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: canyonjumper on December 26, 2009, 02:12:49 PM
*receives toolkit*

*inserts Trevor Linden*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Korot on December 27, 2009, 04:57:39 AM
*Receives coffin.*

*Inserts oven.*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: alj on December 27, 2009, 05:42:11 AM
*makes himself a pizza*

*inserts a 115+ pages Bat tutorial*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on December 27, 2009, 06:22:58 AM
*receives LEX DVD exclusive BATs*

*inserts money to pay for said DVD*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Korot on December 27, 2009, 08:20:30 AM
*Receives bankruptcy.*

*Inserts Bill Gates' money.*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on December 27, 2009, 10:14:19 AM
*Receives Windows Vista*

*Inserts burned (as in destroyed) Windows Vista installation disc (caused by numerous UAC prompts)*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on December 27, 2009, 10:50:48 AM
* Receives Windows 7

* Inserts burned (as in destroyed) Windows 7 installation disc (caused by repeated failed installations because it doesn't like my video card driver)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Korot on December 27, 2009, 10:52:01 AM
*Receives Windows DOS.*

*Inserts transistor*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: ecoba on December 27, 2009, 11:35:08 AM
*Receives Mac OSX Leopard*

*Inserts Sigh of Relief*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: canyonjumper on December 27, 2009, 01:35:08 PM
**Receives Mac Guy**

**Inserts Toshiba laptop**
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Korot on December 27, 2009, 01:36:10 PM
*Receives Japan.*

*Inserts Tokio.*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Dr.Desastro on January 13, 2010, 12:51:34 PM
*Receives Tokio Hotel CD*

*Inserts bleeding ears and ripped-out eyes*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: thingfishs on January 13, 2010, 01:09:38 PM
*Receives typical meat pie*

*Inserts, hmmm...(checks pockets), a used tissue*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: canyonjumper on January 13, 2010, 05:27:30 PM
*receives burnt cinders*

*Inserts a map of Vancouver*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Dr.Desastro on January 13, 2010, 05:30:07 PM
*receives Vancouver.sc4m - yay!*

*Inserts italian telephone card*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Cyclone1001 on January 13, 2010, 06:01:00 PM
*Receives picture of Mussolini*

*Inserts Joseph Stalin*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: canyonjumper on January 13, 2010, 06:14:12 PM
*receives Hitler*

*throws Hitler back inside*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: N1_2888 on January 13, 2010, 07:14:38 PM
*receives The Great Dictator (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Dictator)*

*inserts Charlie Chaplin*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Dr.Desastro on January 14, 2010, 06:54:08 AM
*receives a bowler's hat and a walking stick*

*inserts lame jokes*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: carkid1998 on January 15, 2010, 11:20:56 AM

*recieves uninthusiastic laugh

*inserts random sneeze
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Dr.Desastro on January 15, 2010, 12:57:29 PM
*receives swine flu*

*inserts bottle of tabasco*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on January 15, 2010, 03:30:34 PM
*receives szechuan pepper*

*inserts a very hot and spicy chinese meal*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: sc-4 on January 16, 2010, 02:29:57 AM
*recieves a red army soldier*

*inserts a marines*

Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Dr.Desastro on January 16, 2010, 08:31:26 AM
*receives hippies*

*inserts Woodstock CD compilation*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: earwax_man on January 16, 2010, 09:21:58 AM
* Receives Jimi Hendrix *

* Inserts Battlefield 2142 CD *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: sc-4 on January 16, 2010, 09:26:57 AM
*Recieves Enclave Power Armor*

*Inserts liberty Prime*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on January 16, 2010, 04:18:57 PM
*Receives Adams Air Force Base*

*Inserts Mothership Zeta*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Cyclone1001 on January 16, 2010, 06:17:04 PM
*Receives LOLcats*

*Inserts Cliff Burton*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Dr.Desastro on January 16, 2010, 08:54:54 PM
*receives Metallica's "Kill 'em all"-Album*

*inserts "Volksmusik-CD"*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: sc-4 on January 17, 2010, 11:07:00 AM
*receives Walkman*

*inserts Iphone*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: earwax_man on January 17, 2010, 12:49:06 PM
*Receives Nexus One*

*Inserts scrap metal*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: canyonjumper on January 17, 2010, 12:53:19 PM
*receives welder*

*inserts Windows 7*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: sc-4 on January 17, 2010, 12:56:02 PM
*receives Win7 64bits*

*inserts Windows Me*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on January 17, 2010, 01:09:08 PM
*receives a bucketload of BSOD's*

*inserts RROD*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on January 17, 2010, 03:04:40 PM
*Receives repaired XBOX 360*

*Inserts wireless controller*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: canyonjumper on January 17, 2010, 03:21:30 PM
*receives chicken wire*

*inserts George Lucas*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Dr.Desastro on January 17, 2010, 06:29:50 PM
*receives a "Greedo shot first" - T-Shirt*

*inserts some Midichlorians*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on January 17, 2010, 07:12:42 PM
*receives "The Force"*

*inserts Space Balls*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: earwax_man on January 19, 2010, 01:16:53 PM
*Receives a pogo stick(...?)*
*Inserts popcorn*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Blue Lightning on January 19, 2010, 01:58:57 PM
*receives liquid butter*

*inserts heart attack on a stick*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Cyclone1001 on January 19, 2010, 05:13:37 PM
*Receives Dethklok*

*inserts briefcase full of guts*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: pilotdaryl on January 19, 2010, 06:48:18 PM
*Receives empty briefcase*

*Inserts a stick of old, broken computer memory*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: canyonjumper on January 19, 2010, 07:22:05 PM
*Receives 1TB of SC4 plugins*

*inserts J.R.R. Tolkien*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: adroman on January 19, 2010, 11:56:52 PM
*Receives LotR DVD Set*

*Receives New Zealand*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on January 20, 2010, 12:20:01 AM
*receives a truck load of kiwi*

*inserts a truck load of oranges*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on January 20, 2010, 07:33:03 AM
*receives orange juice*

*inserts breakfast*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: canyonjumper on January 20, 2010, 09:03:21 AM
*receives stomach ache*

*inserts Jay Lenno*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: sc-4 on January 20, 2010, 09:17:18 AM
*receives Tank Car*

*inserts M1A1 Abrams*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on January 20, 2010, 10:15:15 AM
*receives war*

*inserts nuke to end the war*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on January 20, 2010, 10:42:55 AM
*receives the ultimate weapon*

*inserts club*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Dr.Desastro on January 20, 2010, 02:18:44 PM
*Receives Club-sandwich*

*inserts Diarrhea*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on January 20, 2010, 02:42:34 PM
*receives immodium*

*inserts vicodin*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: dragonshardz on January 20, 2010, 06:38:50 PM
*receives Dr. House*

*Inserts Dr. Cutty*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: BuildingUp on January 26, 2010, 02:25:42 PM
* receives fainting spell*

*inserts cellphone with bad coverage*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on January 26, 2010, 02:53:08 PM
*receives the Alps*

*inserts Europe*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: canyonjumper on January 26, 2010, 05:36:33 PM
*receives Asia*

*inserts Vancouver*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nego on April 11, 2010, 12:07:21 PM
*Receives the Olympics*

*Inserts $200 (US)*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on April 11, 2010, 02:32:00 PM
*receives 300 TL (Turkish Lira)*

*inserts 150 Euro*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Highrise99 on June 30, 2010, 07:02:10 PM
*receives 6 SC4D LEX DVD 1s*
*inserts one dollar*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: ecoba on June 30, 2010, 07:56:27 PM
*receives .5 pound sterling*

*inserts HM Queen Elizabeth II*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: ShultzCity on July 01, 2010, 12:09:56 AM
*receives Australia*

*inserts strange jumping marsupials*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: adroman on July 01, 2010, 12:36:47 AM
*receives Kangaroo Steak*

*Inserts Tomato Sauce*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Highrise99 on July 01, 2010, 07:08:28 AM
*receives pizza*
*inserts a restaurant*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on July 01, 2010, 08:00:04 AM
*Receives a Burger King*

*Inserts a $1.00 off 2L Coca-Cola coupon*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on July 01, 2010, 08:16:04 AM
*receives discount on said Coca-Cola bottle*

*inserts extra money to buy another bottle*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: ecoba on July 01, 2010, 08:49:08 AM
*receives money*  ::)

*inserts sunglasses bought with that money*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nego on July 01, 2010, 09:17:29 AM
*receives a visor*

*inserts a beach towel*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Shingure on July 01, 2010, 10:26:02 AM
* recieves umbrella *

* inserts 10,000 yen *
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nego on July 01, 2010, 10:52:10 AM
*receives $114.45 (US dollar)*

*inserts arm*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: daryl7478 on July 01, 2010, 01:57:37 PM
*Gets a pack of Starburst*
*Inserts $1.00 (US)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Cyclone1001 on July 01, 2010, 02:50:53 PM
*recieves lottery ticket*

*inserts SC4 disc*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on July 01, 2010, 05:01:57 PM
* receives SimEarth floppy disc

* inserts SkyscraperCity (http://www.skyscrapercity.com/index.php)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Highrise99 on July 13, 2010, 07:47:21 AM
*recieves simtropolis*
*inserts 25 USD*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: carkid1998 on July 13, 2010, 10:50:59 AM
*recieves notice fron Royal Mail that donation disc was lost.

*inserts angry letter of complaint
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on July 13, 2010, 01:50:30 PM
*Receives letter back from the Royal Mail*

*Inserts a lawsuit*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: joelyboy911 on July 13, 2010, 06:05:13 PM
*Receives litigation culture.

*Inserts jaywalkers.



Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: kbieniu7 on July 14, 2010, 03:06:31 AM
*Receives an accident
*inserts a ticket
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nego on July 14, 2010, 08:56:09 AM
*receives debt*

*inserts loan application*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on July 14, 2010, 10:00:21 AM
*receives house*

*inserts Wilson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Wilson_%28House%29)*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nego on July 14, 2010, 10:49:08 AM
*receives Fox*

*inserts ABC*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: daryl7478 on July 14, 2010, 10:58:54 AM
*gets America's Funniest Videos*

*inserts Pokemon HeartGold Version*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: carkid1998 on July 14, 2010, 12:19:04 PM
*recieves DS game

*inserts 3DSiXL (or DS with bits added on and made bigger)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: kbieniu7 on July 14, 2010, 12:37:54 PM
*recieves 40-years-old TV

*inserts a video tape
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nego on July 14, 2010, 01:30:35 PM
*receives outdated technology*

*inserts Digital Video Disk*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: kbieniu7 on July 14, 2010, 01:39:28 PM
*recieves DVD-recorder

*inserts instruction about it
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on July 14, 2010, 02:05:49 PM
*receives a whole stash of Blu-ray discs*

*inserts PS3*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: carkid1998 on July 14, 2010, 02:35:42 PM

*receives pure awesomeness

*inserts Gran Turismo 5 (or more awesomeness)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nego on July 14, 2010, 10:50:47 PM
*receives brand new 64GB iPod touchTM*

*inserts iPhoneTM 4*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: kbieniu7 on July 15, 2010, 11:32:10 AM
*recieves its battery

*inserts a charger
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: daryl7478 on July 15, 2010, 11:46:40 AM
*gets electrocuted*

*inserts a Pokeball*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on July 15, 2010, 05:41:29 PM
*receives bird seed*

* Inserts

http://www.youtube.com/v/2WNrx2jq184&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: daryl7478 on July 15, 2010, 05:44:26 PM
*gets bird poop*

*inserts bag of manure*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Highrise99 on July 19, 2010, 10:40:51 AM
*recieves a bag of mulch*
*inserts a garden*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on July 20, 2010, 06:38:00 AM
*receives some flowers*

*inserts trees*

PS: Pat, you really like that episode of Family Guy, don't you? (rightly so :P)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: canyonjumper on July 20, 2010, 12:44:11 PM
*receives shade from the scorching summer heat.*

*inserts the Opera 10 browser*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Highrise99 on July 21, 2010, 04:19:57 PM
*recieves a message that the requested server timed out*
*inserts google chrome*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: GDO29Anagram on July 21, 2010, 10:59:11 PM
(Receives the following message: "The following plug-in has crashed: Shockwave Flash")

(Inserts the F5 button torn right off my keyboard)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nego on July 23, 2010, 10:25:47 AM
*receives the beginning of a PowerPoint Presentation (the F5 key is the keyboard shortcut that starts PPT presentations)*

*inserts Microsoft Office disk 1*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: samerton on July 24, 2010, 05:12:48 AM
*receives Microsoft Office for Mac - Professional Edition
*inserts an apple
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: GDO29Anagram on July 24, 2010, 05:29:14 AM
(Receives a worm)

(http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/7052/witburgaug2154127915390.jpg)

A WORM?!! AAAHHH!!! (Falls over and faints again) &dd

(Inserts the worm back into the machine)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Highrise99 on July 24, 2010, 07:43:25 AM
*receives a snake*
*inserts $0.01*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nego on July 24, 2010, 09:07:14 AM
*receives candy*

*Inserts brand new 13inch MacBook Pro (http://www.apple.com/macbookpro/why-mac.html)*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: samerton on July 27, 2010, 09:20:06 AM
*receives a Sega Mega Drive*
*inserts Sonic the Hedgehog*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: GDO29Anagram on July 27, 2010, 04:52:00 PM
(Receives a gold ring and a dead hedgehog)

(Inserts a porcupine)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nego on July 27, 2010, 11:10:25 PM
*receives a poke in the eye*

*inserts glass eye*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: therealqdivision on July 28, 2010, 12:39:17 AM
*recieves creepy looks*

*inserts small child*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: GDO29Anagram on July 28, 2010, 12:59:14 AM
(Receives a subpoena)  %plc/&

(Inserts microwaved Mighty Putty) ()testing()
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: samerton on July 28, 2010, 10:23:55 AM
*receives a microwave Spaghetti Carbonara meal*
*inserts a fork*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nego on July 28, 2010, 11:44:51 AM
*receives spork (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spork)*

*inserts spoon*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on July 28, 2010, 01:59:25 PM
*Receieves Australian knife (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xqghpm4gXf4)*

*Inserts Kangeroo meat*

PS: not meant to insult the Aussies, that spoon just reminded me of that particular episode
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: samerton on August 01, 2010, 01:57:18 PM
*receives a barbecue*
*inserts a grill*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: GDO29Anagram on August 01, 2010, 02:02:31 PM
(Receives a lot of burgers)

(Inserts an iPod)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nego on August 01, 2010, 08:09:02 PM
*receives iPod touch (it's NOT an iTouch or an IPod touch or an iPod Touch, it's an iPod touch spelled and capitalized exactly like that)*

*inserts iPhone
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: samerton on August 02, 2010, 09:00:53 AM
*receives water damage*

*inserts a fireplace (for drying things  ;))*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on August 02, 2010, 09:27:36 AM
*receives wood*

*inserts forests*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nego on August 02, 2010, 09:31:41 AM
*receives trees*

*inserts tree branch*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: samerton on August 09, 2010, 09:40:33 AM
*receives bark* (from the tree)

*inserts a cat*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: art128 on August 09, 2010, 02:46:47 PM
*receive a dog*

*inserts a trumpet*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: GDO29Anagram on August 09, 2010, 04:44:35 PM
(Receives a tuba)

(Inserts a trombone)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: art128 on August 10, 2010, 03:22:52 AM
*Receive a smashed electric guitar*

*insert a coin*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: samerton on August 11, 2010, 11:53:37 AM
*receives a chocolate bar from a normal vending machine*

*inserts a wrapper*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: townscape on August 12, 2010, 11:31:13 AM
*the machine pushes back the wrapper:"5 dollar bills only!"

*insert 5 Canadian dollars*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: samerton on August 13, 2010, 11:30:52 AM
*recieves 5 British pennies*

*inserts a 5 pound note*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: kbieniu7 on August 13, 2010, 02:16:32 PM
*Recieves 24,52 PLN*

*Inserts 20 PLN note*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: GDO29Anagram on August 14, 2010, 05:25:16 AM
(Receives an IOU)

("Inserts" spray cheese into the coin slot as an act of revenge)  :D
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: kbieniu7 on August 14, 2010, 02:21:08 PM
*Recieves police prevention team as an answer*

*Inserts a helmet*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: kbieniu7 on August 14, 2010, 02:40:20 PM
*Recieves Police prevention team*

*Inserts police water-cannon-vechicle*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: samerton on August 20, 2010, 11:06:57 AM
*Receives a car with no windscreen wipers*

*inserts a steering wheel*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: citybuilderx on August 20, 2010, 12:49:06 PM
*recieves a parking ticket*
*inserts a tooth*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Sciurus on August 20, 2010, 01:18:19 PM
*Recieves a cow*
*Insterts a pine*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nego on August 21, 2010, 11:22:51 AM
*receives a tree*

*Inserts fire wood*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: MandelSoft on August 21, 2010, 11:57:09 AM
*recieves campfire*

*inserts $0.02*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: GDO29Anagram on August 21, 2010, 09:55:49 PM
(Receives an IOU)

(Inserts "confetti")

Little note: Actually, the confetti is actually the IOU, only it's now all torn up... Out of frustration...  :bomb:
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nego on August 22, 2010, 02:30:59 PM
*receives a $50 voided check*

*inserts sprayed silly string in act of revenge*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: canyonjumper on August 23, 2010, 11:33:04 PM
*receives silly putty*

*inserts scorching heat*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: samerton on August 25, 2010, 01:52:01 PM
*receives an ice-cream van*

*inserts some sauce*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nego on August 25, 2010, 02:13:49 PM
*receives some stains on your shirt*

*inserts fabric softener*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: samerton on August 29, 2010, 11:20:05 AM
*receives a washing machine*

*inserts a shop*

(where you buy your fabric softener)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: WC_EEND on August 31, 2010, 10:15:05 AM
*receives a building*

*inserts some wood, cement, a few stones and windows*

Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nego on August 31, 2010, 12:51:31 PM
*receives a house*

*inserts a home*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: samerton on August 31, 2010, 02:08:14 PM
*receives a garden*

*inserts a tuft of grass*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: GDO29Anagram on August 31, 2010, 04:29:25 PM
(Receives a lawnmower... And a lot of lawnmower-related injuries afterwards...)

(Inserts a woodchipper)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: samerton on September 01, 2010, 11:34:44 AM
*receives a chainsaw*

*inserts a chain*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nego on September 01, 2010, 07:57:07 PM
*receives bike*

*inserts unicycle*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: samerton on September 02, 2010, 10:28:39 AM
*receives a clown*

*inserts a circus*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nego on February 27, 2011, 05:05:14 PM
*receives elephant* &dance

*inserts peanuts*

Edit: Reply #1200!!! (http://www.simtropolis.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/39.gif)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: GDO29Anagram on February 27, 2011, 05:22:45 PM
(Receives a choking hazard... Then the Heimlich Manoeuvre)

(Inserts a subpoena)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: ps2owner on March 11, 2011, 05:13:58 PM
*recieves a ??????*

*Inserts PlaystationPortable Pandora Battery*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Nardo69 on March 11, 2011, 05:33:18 PM
receives closed pandora's box

inserts OPENED  pandora's box
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 11, 2011, 08:04:50 PM
*Receives 42 ;) *

*Inserts concrete power pole base*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: GDO29Anagram on March 11, 2011, 11:02:33 PM
(Receives the rest of the power pole, with the lines still attached to them)

(Inserts a half-dead car battery)

Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: ps2owner on March 12, 2011, 09:47:30 AM
* Receives Jumper Cable*

*inserts StarWars BattleFront 2 Disc*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Dcerv5633 on March 30, 2011, 02:07:02 PM
*Receives Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope*

*Inserts a US Nickel from 1910*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on March 30, 2011, 03:33:09 PM
*Receives a U.S. gold dollar from 2010*

*Inserts empty Coca-Cola can*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: GDO29Anagram on March 30, 2011, 05:07:12 PM
Receives a full can of 7up... :) Flying at me... :o Towards my face... &cry2 At 96 MPH... &dd (Refer to this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkgQFOOr7ug)

Inserts one of the cans back into the machine.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Dcerv5633 on March 31, 2011, 08:57:12 PM
*Receives a piece of coal*

*Inserts SC4Devotion homepage link*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: nerdly_dood on April 02, 2011, 12:53:45 AM
* receives error message from Simtropolis, something about llamas and broccoli

* inserts the past
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: GDO29Anagram on April 02, 2011, 06:28:58 PM
Receives a one-way ticket to Room 101. (1984 reference...)

Inserts POURS a bottle of Victory Gin into the insert slot.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Dcerv5633 on April 03, 2011, 05:55:56 PM
* receives MACHINE BLOWS UP!

* inserts a Boeing 727
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Risu on April 17, 2011, 06:55:13 PM
*Receives round-trip plane ticket from DIA to SAN*

Aw man, it isn't refundable. :(

*Inserts round-trip plane ticket from DIA to SAN*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: GDO29Anagram on April 17, 2011, 07:04:04 PM
(Receives money) Haha!!! ::)

(Inserts a Frisbee)
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Risu on April 17, 2011, 09:20:39 PM
*Gets a bowling ball*

KLONK!!

*Inserts $.75*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: metarvo on April 18, 2011, 08:40:10 AM
*Receives can of Pepsi*

*Inserts concrete stepping stone*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Flatron on April 19, 2011, 02:53:14 PM
*receives limestone*

*inserts 2.50€*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Risu on May 12, 2011, 08:26:58 PM
*Recieves (whatever the exchange rate is) in American dollars.*

*Inserts the awesomeface*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: greckman on May 12, 2011, 08:34:45 PM
receives canyonjumper
inserts a raisin
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: GDO29Anagram on May 13, 2011, 12:01:16 AM
(Receives some wine)

(Inserts a pack of playing cards that has missing cards.)

By the way, 2.50 Euros is 3.57 USD.
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Risu on May 17, 2011, 11:57:17 PM
*Receives pack of Yugioh cards*

...What....? ???

*Inserts LEX disk*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Pat on May 20, 2011, 04:39:14 AM
*Receives a slightly worn out Pat*

lol

*Inserts back slightly worn out Pat*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Skimbo on December 09, 2011, 03:37:31 PM
*recieves a LEX DISK AGAIN?!*


*inserts a STEX disk....."
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Risu on December 09, 2011, 11:26:10 PM
*gets banned from ST for being intolerant, like I did*

*inserts in a foam pirate hat*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: simcitystex1 on January 20, 2012, 03:37:05 PM
*receives a bucket of octopus*

*inserts $1.50*

Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Popper14 on June 05, 2012, 12:15:48 AM
receives: a (US) 2 dollar bill

 inserts: small chiwawa   
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: mave94 on June 05, 2012, 02:40:24 PM
*receives some bones*

*inserts a key*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Mike Machine on July 01, 2012, 09:57:41 PM
*Recieves a tomato*

*Inserts a half eaten tomato*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Flatron on July 02, 2012, 06:28:15 AM
*receives salsa pizzaiola*

*inserts 5 Auros(The official currency of a street festival in my hometown(glass coins ;D))*
Title: Re: The SC4D Vending Machine
Post by: Mike Machine on July 02, 2012, 09:37:13 AM
*Recives an ice cube*

Melts it

*Inserts cup of water*

EDIT: hello, this has not been posted from along with others with my name on "Last post: Mike Machine, July 2, 2012." ()what() Whats the matter?