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Title: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on June 13, 2007, 06:10:26 PM
surprised this isnt here yet....

the rules are simple. everyone posts 3 words that continue the sentence/story the person above posted 3 words of (if your post starts a new page you are to post the summarized story. you'll be able to see this from page 5 on)

Example - Person 1: "there was a"  person 2: "man that ate" and so on

I'll start.

Once upon a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: metasmurf on June 13, 2007, 06:11:57 PM
time I vomited
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Post by: flame1396 on June 13, 2007, 06:13:39 PM
on a goldfish
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Post by: metasmurf on June 13, 2007, 06:14:24 PM
which belonged to
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Post by: Masochist on June 13, 2007, 06:18:25 PM
my sister Natalie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: metasmurf on June 13, 2007, 06:20:56 PM
's imaginary friend
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on June 13, 2007, 06:47:45 PM
. The imaginary goldfish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rooker1 on June 14, 2007, 06:56:37 AM
said, "Stop or
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Post by: Tarkus on June 14, 2007, 07:00:15 AM
eat fried squid."
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Post by: TheTeaCat on June 14, 2007, 12:48:54 PM
Why can we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rooker1 on June 14, 2007, 01:26:40 PM
not get along?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on June 15, 2007, 05:29:21 AM
The reason we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rooker1 on June 15, 2007, 12:09:53 PM
don't get along
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TheTeaCat on June 15, 2007, 12:16:24 PM
is because a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on June 15, 2007, 04:03:35 PM
car crashed into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: metasmurf on June 15, 2007, 04:26:07 PM
my parents fishbowl.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: sebes on June 15, 2007, 04:51:24 PM
In fact, they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on June 15, 2007, 05:32:17 PM
wanted it to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TheTeaCat on June 15, 2007, 07:01:15 PM
squash the gorilla
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Post by: metasmurf on June 15, 2007, 07:03:00 PM
, but instead it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on June 16, 2007, 05:14:44 AM
squashed them into
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Post by: tooheys on June 16, 2007, 05:38:25 AM
positions they never
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on June 16, 2007, 05:50:14 AM
dreamed of being
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on June 16, 2007, 06:04:45 AM
ever able to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: sebes on June 16, 2007, 08:05:02 AM
get out again
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on June 16, 2007, 11:03:54 AM
. Next, the gorilla
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Post by: metasmurf on June 16, 2007, 11:06:19 AM
attacked the fishbowl
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Post by: TheTeaCat on June 16, 2007, 01:01:17 PM
using a large
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Post by: sebes on June 16, 2007, 03:33:25 PM
stick, that was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on June 16, 2007, 04:27:01 PM
covered with fireants
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TheTeaCat on June 16, 2007, 04:28:44 PM
Which set the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: sebes on June 16, 2007, 04:37:54 PM
poor little fishies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TheTeaCat on June 16, 2007, 04:51:21 PM
tails on fire
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Post by: rickmastfan67 on June 16, 2007, 05:00:55 PM
, however the water
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on June 17, 2007, 05:32:12 AM
put the fire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TheTeaCat on June 17, 2007, 05:52:49 AM
out, as though
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Tarkus on June 17, 2007, 05:55:05 AM
it never existed,
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on June 17, 2007, 06:01:14 AM
are we all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TheTeaCat on June 17, 2007, 03:18:13 PM
so blind thta
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: metasmurf on June 17, 2007, 03:20:29 PM
we cannot see
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: sebes on June 17, 2007, 03:55:56 PM
who is to
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Post by: BigSlark on June 17, 2007, 05:39:52 PM
really punish the
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Post by: TheTeaCat on June 17, 2007, 05:51:43 PM
the observing aliens
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Post by: rickmastfan67 on June 17, 2007, 09:43:09 PM
that come from
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Post by: metasmurf on June 17, 2007, 09:50:49 PM
mars with vengeance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on June 17, 2007, 10:05:22 PM
because the mars
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on June 17, 2007, 10:53:49 PM

people was soooooooooo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on June 18, 2007, 04:15:54 AM
pissed.  The people
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Post by: tooheys on June 18, 2007, 05:20:28 AM
here on Earth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on June 18, 2007, 06:22:09 AM
hate the people
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Post by: Pat on June 18, 2007, 12:35:48 PM

over yonder at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TheTeaCat on June 18, 2007, 12:39:09 PM
that place because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on June 18, 2007, 04:43:30 PM
their farts are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: metasmurf on June 18, 2007, 04:46:48 PM
toxic to humans
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TheTeaCat on June 18, 2007, 06:18:27 PM
. Naturally , of course
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: metasmurf on June 18, 2007, 06:20:03 PM
they didn't intend
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Tarkus on June 18, 2007, 06:47:16 PM
to poison people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on June 18, 2007, 08:18:19 PM
, however when they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on June 18, 2007, 11:20:49 PM

fart all know
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Post by: tooheys on June 19, 2007, 03:52:30 AM
they are about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on June 19, 2007, 04:15:58 AM
to go nuclear
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Strechnitz on June 19, 2007, 05:25:51 AM
So this means
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on June 19, 2007, 12:17:35 PM
the moral of



OK folks as for your reading pleasure here is the whole story as of today 6/19
finished off with my post. I did very little editing to keep what everyone posted to
the original post. I only added a few puncs and corrected some small spelling errors.

Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of.........
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TheTeaCat on June 19, 2007, 01:16:36 PM
this long winded




PS nice one Pat for bringing together what we had so far :thumbsup:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: sebes on June 19, 2007, 04:22:36 PM
but also very
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Strechnitz on June 19, 2007, 04:58:49 PM
mind bogling story
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on June 19, 2007, 05:32:38 PM
is that we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mightygoose on June 19, 2007, 06:00:10 PM
all want exemption
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Filasimo on June 20, 2007, 08:57:47 AM
from monkeys that
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Post by: rooker1 on June 20, 2007, 09:57:20 AM
do our taxes.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TheTeaCat on June 20, 2007, 12:08:55 PM
. Because the high
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: metasmurf on June 20, 2007, 12:22:58 PM
taxes actually affects
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on June 20, 2007, 07:12:45 PM
the bottom line
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rooker1 on June 21, 2007, 09:25:43 AM
and gross profits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on June 21, 2007, 10:01:07 AM
of economic enterprises.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: jimmymac on June 21, 2007, 01:24:08 PM
With more money
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: pickled_pig on June 21, 2007, 01:39:07 PM
we can hire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on June 21, 2007, 01:52:43 PM
more intelligent nuts.



I was wondering how often would you all like to see the story pulled together?
I was thinking once every other page?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: sebes on June 21, 2007, 04:40:03 PM
With more nuts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: pickled_pig on June 21, 2007, 06:07:43 PM
...we will never...

Pat Every other page is fine, but perhaps every page might be better.  Perhaps whoever starts the page should post the story as it currently is then.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on June 21, 2007, 07:03:24 PM
have any problems
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: pickled_pig on June 21, 2007, 07:33:25 PM
...with human starvation.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on June 22, 2007, 06:06:09 AM
So wrapping up,
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: sebes on June 22, 2007, 04:41:55 PM
we can say
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: pickled_pig on June 22, 2007, 04:59:32 PM
The story so far
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.  So wrapping up, we can say...

...with complete certainty...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TheTeaCat on June 22, 2007, 05:14:41 PM
that the implications
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: sebes on June 22, 2007, 05:32:35 PM
of the bloody
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on June 22, 2007, 06:45:01 PM
war between worlds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on June 23, 2007, 05:17:11 AM
has had no
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mightygoose on June 23, 2007, 05:20:42 AM
tangible retardation regarding.....
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: pickled_pig on June 23, 2007, 08:29:48 AM
Keynesian economic theory.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: BigSlark on June 23, 2007, 09:44:06 AM
Then Michael slapped
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on June 23, 2007, 11:09:13 AM

all of us
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TheTeaCat on June 23, 2007, 12:42:32 PM
with a notion
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: pickled_pig on June 23, 2007, 02:35:06 PM
...that God didn't...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: sebes on June 23, 2007, 03:23:52 PM
ever imagine to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on June 23, 2007, 06:06:02 PM
think of, because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on June 24, 2007, 04:55:33 AM
at the time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TheTeaCat on June 24, 2007, 08:41:03 AM
no tea was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: metasmurf on June 24, 2007, 08:49:07 AM
to obtain from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: sebes on June 24, 2007, 12:24:57 PM
the planet that

Dang..I am the first at a new page:
The story so far


Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.  So wrapping up, we can say
that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that....
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mightygoose on June 24, 2007, 01:02:27 PM
the ancients built
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on June 25, 2007, 05:15:26 AM
for the ridiculous
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Post by: metasmurf on June 25, 2007, 05:30:47 AM
purpose that eventually
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on June 25, 2007, 05:46:08 AM
was lost in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mightygoose on June 25, 2007, 09:14:54 AM
that fateful night
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TheTeaCat on June 25, 2007, 12:45:40 PM
long ago. However
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: metasmurf on June 25, 2007, 12:55:15 PM
we're entering the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mightygoose on June 25, 2007, 01:38:58 PM
tertiary acceleration phase
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: sebes on June 25, 2007, 02:49:25 PM
and what else
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: jmyers2043 on June 25, 2007, 03:23:27 PM
could go wrong
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on June 25, 2007, 06:14:50 PM
is unknown due
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on June 25, 2007, 09:06:19 PM
to external factors.




...we will never...

Pat Every other page is fine, but perhaps every page might be better.  Perhaps whoever starts the page should post the story as it currently is then.

Good Idea, I'll edit the first post.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: metasmurf on June 26, 2007, 12:35:26 AM
Hence, we ought
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on June 26, 2007, 01:03:35 AM
to find the



Flame ty as it only seemed kinda cool to actualy see what was the story
and maybe get a better idea of the direction...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on June 26, 2007, 04:42:15 AM
lost city of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on June 26, 2007, 05:59:10 AM
Atlantis, as the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mightygoose on June 26, 2007, 06:03:04 AM
famous dancing slugs
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Post by: metasmurf on June 26, 2007, 06:07:23 AM
makes us all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on June 26, 2007, 06:38:53 AM
go crazy enough
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on June 26, 2007, 08:53:32 AM
to want to

EDIT: Putting the compilation in....

Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation. 

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to.....
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on June 28, 2007, 04:54:00 AM
excrete a slippery
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: jmyers2043 on June 29, 2007, 08:58:19 AM
element composed of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TheTeaCat on June 29, 2007, 02:50:30 PM
grease. But now
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on June 29, 2007, 02:56:17 PM
we want to



Crapola.... I started the new page last time I posted... Time to compile the story....  :angrymore:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: jmyers2043 on June 29, 2007, 03:09:51 PM
fnd a happy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on June 29, 2007, 03:14:56 PM
ending to our
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TheTeaCat on June 29, 2007, 03:16:29 PM
miserable occupations. Unfortunately
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on June 29, 2007, 03:18:13 PM
the cheesecake monster



So so so stupid... Sorry  $%Grinno$%
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: jmyers2043 on June 29, 2007, 03:26:16 PM
attained escape velocity
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on June 29, 2007, 03:42:02 PM
and so it



"destroyed the Earth" anyone?  :P
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: jmyers2043 on June 29, 2007, 04:40:45 PM
launched emergency beacons


Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on June 29, 2007, 05:46:37 PM
that summoned backup
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on June 29, 2007, 07:09:18 PM
cheesecake monster armies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mightygoose on June 30, 2007, 06:37:32 AM
to retaliate, however
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on June 30, 2007, 11:50:16 PM

they got whipped.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: BigSlark on July 01, 2007, 01:25:07 AM
Paris Hilton lost
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on July 01, 2007, 04:03:32 AM
what little mind
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on July 01, 2007, 04:46:35 AM
she never had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TheTeaCat on July 01, 2007, 06:55:28 AM
by declaring hostilities
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mightygoose on July 01, 2007, 07:55:19 AM
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to fnd a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities.....

[edit] flame- i didnt realise what you meant till the second time you wrote it :P (¬_¬)


against said armies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on July 01, 2007, 11:33:13 AM
in the instant



Ha Ha! Mightygoose! Gotta edit that one and put in the compilation!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on July 01, 2007, 09:40:11 PM
of pure rage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on July 01, 2007, 09:56:58 PM
following her time


c'mon, I set this one up for the next poster :D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on July 01, 2007, 10:51:18 PM
in LA County
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on July 02, 2007, 01:12:06 AM

jail. Pooooor Paris
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on July 02, 2007, 11:02:09 PM
, nobody cared though


Alright rickmast, exactly what I planned!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on July 02, 2007, 11:12:04 PM
because she's a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mightygoose on July 03, 2007, 01:55:03 PM
non sc4 player
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on July 03, 2007, 03:38:54 PM
. Meanwhile, the other


mightygoose. your psot at the page top needs to have the compilation added  ;)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on July 03, 2007, 06:46:06 PM
inmates at LA
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mightygoose on July 03, 2007, 08:49:44 PM
County went extrasolar....


(outside the solar system)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on July 04, 2007, 05:14:50 PM
but got cold
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mightygoose on July 04, 2007, 09:02:40 PM
so they burned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on July 04, 2007, 09:56:29 PM
Paris's grand cell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mightygoose on July 05, 2007, 07:26:53 AM
to the ground.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: jmyers2043 on July 05, 2007, 03:53:17 PM
Her charismatic ectoplasm's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on July 06, 2007, 06:12:12 AM
effect on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on July 06, 2007, 10:02:22 AM
quantum doohicky array
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on July 06, 2007, 01:51:06 PM

had no effect.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TheTeaCat on July 06, 2007, 02:28:33 PM
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.





 The Gamma-ray transmogrifier
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on July 06, 2007, 02:32:12 PM
Hey Derry you started a new page...
you know what that means? time to carry over our story as it stands today


Thank you Derry for taking care of it....
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Shadow Assassin on July 07, 2007, 12:12:46 AM
transmogrified someone into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mightygoose on July 07, 2007, 05:00:43 AM
an iradiated transmogrification
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on July 07, 2007, 05:42:11 AM
that then started
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TheTeaCat on July 07, 2007, 06:09:53 AM
psychological corroborations  attributed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on July 07, 2007, 06:13:30 AM
to repressed memories
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on July 07, 2007, 06:32:32 AM
of Paris Hilton's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on July 07, 2007, 10:26:04 AM
well-deserved jail


can I get a "term" anyone :P
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on July 08, 2007, 12:39:30 PM

term that was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TheTeaCat on July 08, 2007, 05:22:25 PM
shortened due to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on July 08, 2007, 08:04:44 PM
an idiot judge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on July 10, 2007, 05:15:48 AM
who liked nothing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on July 10, 2007, 05:55:21 AM
but to watch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on July 10, 2007, 09:06:34 AM

poor Paris sit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TheTeaCat on July 10, 2007, 02:28:33 PM
back and sing.




Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mightygoose on July 10, 2007, 05:03:05 PM
some lexicalogically superfluous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on July 12, 2007, 12:03:38 AM

with toooooo many
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on July 13, 2007, 07:41:39 PM
Whoa whoa whoa....

what the hell? This thing got off track... the last 2 posts make no sense.

(This post has no story continuation)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on July 13, 2007, 11:50:28 PM
UnOffical Post:

I think my post made alot of sense as did MG's...

"with tooo many?"  leads it into any thing...

"some lexicalogically superfluous" is look here for superfluous (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superfluous_man)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TheTeaCat on July 14, 2007, 02:16:22 PM
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many


Verses about how
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Fledder200 on July 15, 2007, 07:51:25 PM
to paint her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on July 15, 2007, 11:37:47 PM

ugly mug shot.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: BigSlark on July 16, 2007, 01:12:12 AM
Then Jake Green (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_Green)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TheTeaCat on July 16, 2007, 01:42:42 AM
pulled out his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on July 16, 2007, 05:59:57 AM
radioactivity detector and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on July 16, 2007, 06:46:02 AM
threw it at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Fledder200 on July 16, 2007, 07:47:22 AM
the very ugly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on July 16, 2007, 11:30:18 AM
cheesemonger's sister. Later
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TheTeaCat on July 16, 2007, 01:18:03 PM
that night I
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on July 16, 2007, 09:16:18 PM

sat awake wondering
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on July 16, 2007, 11:14:00 PM
about this nonsensical
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: BigSlark on July 18, 2007, 07:16:28 PM
time in Stropon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on July 18, 2007, 07:49:01 PM
when I drank
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: freedo50 on July 19, 2007, 04:30:00 PM
a whole bottle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mightygoose on July 19, 2007, 06:09:26 PM
of delectable fortified
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on July 19, 2007, 07:41:26 PM

of pure german
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: NASCAR_Guy on July 19, 2007, 08:31:06 PM
Chocalate flovered bubblegum
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on July 27, 2007, 12:36:09 PM

which tasted good...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Fledder200 on July 27, 2007, 12:51:00 PM
I couldn't believe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: NASCAR_Guy on July 27, 2007, 04:32:23 PM
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.

Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure german chocalate flovered bubblegum which tasted good...

I couldn't believe



Jeronij hadn't stripped

 :P
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Russell on July 27, 2007, 04:35:03 PM
until now, but
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on July 29, 2007, 03:23:22 AM
all the ladies

(NASCAR Guy: you drew the short straw, time to update the story)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on July 29, 2007, 03:39:39 PM

went hog wild,
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on July 30, 2007, 06:08:55 AM
when they saw
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: RippleJet on July 30, 2007, 07:04:23 AM
the pale colour

(NASCAR Guy: you drew the short straw, time to update the story)
Fixed ;)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on July 31, 2007, 04:14:12 AM
We could get ourselves all banned if we take this too far ::)

of his tight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: jmyers2043 on July 31, 2007, 06:06:13 AM
fitting tee-shirt.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on August 01, 2007, 04:40:08 AM
It clung to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on August 01, 2007, 04:41:08 AM
his masculine body.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mightygoose on August 01, 2007, 05:37:00 AM
like it was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on August 01, 2007, 05:50:19 AM
a leech on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mightygoose on August 01, 2007, 09:00:32 AM
a bloodpack. elsewhere
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on August 01, 2007, 02:46:54 PM

We saw Dedgren
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on August 02, 2007, 12:55:11 AM
the mighty Alaskan
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TheTeaCat on August 02, 2007, 01:05:28 AM
Intellectual heavyweight charging
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on August 02, 2007, 06:08:17 AM
towards a group
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: jmyers2043 on August 02, 2007, 08:18:06 AM
of unsuspecting cheesmonsters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rooker1 on August 02, 2007, 08:37:56 AM
when he decided
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on August 02, 2007, 03:49:13 PM
to make 3RR
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Fledder200 on August 02, 2007, 04:38:34 PM
with a red
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on August 02, 2007, 10:02:55 PM
blue and green


btw ferry its your turn to bring this story to full circle todate.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on August 03, 2007, 05:35:48 AM
stream that flowed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Shadow Assassin on August 03, 2007, 07:45:00 AM
much like a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: jmyers2043 on August 03, 2007, 04:13:09 PM
cascading Niagara. A
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: NASCAR_Guy on August 03, 2007, 04:32:31 PM
Very Embarressed Johnny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rushman5 on August 06, 2007, 12:21:55 PM
Appleseed reached up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: NASCAR_Guy on August 06, 2007, 08:10:59 PM
To Kick Fledder's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rushman5 on August 06, 2007, 08:36:21 PM
butt with a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on August 07, 2007, 05:04:39 AM
steel capped boot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on August 07, 2007, 06:59:23 AM
, but the boot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on August 07, 2007, 11:04:30 PM
got stuck up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on August 07, 2007, 11:05:25 PM
someone's very large _________________
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on August 10, 2007, 05:43:44 AM
Pat, you're trying to set up someone for a fall, and surprise, surprise here I am ;D

Sorry, didn't bite :P

chimney flue, which



Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rushman5 on August 11, 2007, 09:43:58 PM
widened the size

btw, this is really going sour    -    keep it up!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on August 11, 2007, 10:02:33 PM
of Toohey's ummmmm   :D :D :D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on August 12, 2007, 01:25:13 AM
insight into Pat's  :P
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on August 12, 2007, 03:57:27 PM

very irregular mind....   $%Grinno$%
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on August 13, 2007, 04:42:49 AM
which causes him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: jmyers2043 on August 13, 2007, 11:27:45 AM
to play Sim
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on August 13, 2007, 08:34:41 PM
City 7 when

----------------------------

Story up to date:

Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.

Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure german chocalate flovered bubblegum which tasted good...

I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale colour of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara. A Very Embarressed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim.........................
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on August 13, 2007, 08:37:05 PM

finaly someone made



Rickmastfan guess what you get the honours of doing??? bringing the story full circle to date lol....


Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: jmyers2043 on August 14, 2007, 06:35:13 AM
a wonderful suggestion
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mightygoose on August 14, 2007, 08:37:36 AM
into a weapon.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on August 15, 2007, 04:30:33 AM
that would cause
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: jmyers2043 on August 15, 2007, 04:41:40 PM
underdog, spiderman, and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on August 15, 2007, 04:44:14 PM
Batman to switch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on August 15, 2007, 08:22:34 PM

places with BSC
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Shadow Assassin on August 16, 2007, 01:14:35 AM
, who dressed up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on August 16, 2007, 04:32:37 AM
with their underpants
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Shadow Assassin on August 16, 2007, 07:50:49 AM
inside out, so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on August 16, 2007, 10:47:46 AM
omg omg omg  :D  ok on with it ummmm lol

that they was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Shadow Assassin on August 16, 2007, 11:25:59 PM
nuttier than squirrel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on August 17, 2007, 06:52:46 AM
high on crack
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Vario80 on August 17, 2007, 12:08:24 PM
and low on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on August 17, 2007, 12:39:20 PM
cash that BLaM
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: jmyers2043 on August 17, 2007, 08:49:01 PM
spent frivolously on 
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on August 18, 2007, 06:47:56 AM
secondhand bats from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: NASCAR_Guy on August 18, 2007, 04:00:55 PM
SC4's main website
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on August 18, 2007, 07:03:04 PM
which BLaM turned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: jmyers2043 on August 19, 2007, 09:46:00 PM
Story up to date:

Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.

Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure german chocalate flovered bubblegum which tasted good...

I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale colour of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara. A Very Embarressed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finaly someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon. That would cause underdog, spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned

...

 into beautiful, attractive,
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on August 19, 2007, 10:45:41 PM
useful lot's... So
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on August 20, 2007, 05:19:46 AM
why is it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: jmyers2043 on August 20, 2007, 06:59:27 AM
that Wisconsin is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mightygoose on August 20, 2007, 04:37:08 PM
green on tuesdays..
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: NASCAR_Guy on August 21, 2007, 10:31:57 AM
While a Naked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Vario80 on August 21, 2007, 10:47:40 AM
woman is jumping
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Post by: screamingman12 on August 21, 2007, 05:37:38 PM
Into a pool
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Post by: Pat on August 21, 2007, 05:59:06 PM

full of jello.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mightygoose on August 21, 2007, 07:06:52 PM
did you know
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: jmyers2043 on August 21, 2007, 07:14:58 PM
Sim Cities history?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on August 22, 2007, 05:45:14 AM
Well it's a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Vario80 on August 22, 2007, 08:23:15 AM
long time ago
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on August 22, 2007, 08:26:50 AM

When the god
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Post by: Orange Julius on August 22, 2007, 12:55:33 PM
mode was created
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on August 23, 2007, 05:22:43 AM
which gave ordinary
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: jmyers2043 on August 23, 2007, 07:21:53 AM
gamers abilities beyond
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Orange Julius on August 23, 2007, 08:41:04 AM
the Mayor mode.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on August 24, 2007, 02:01:55 AM
to have fun
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Post by: tooheys on August 24, 2007, 04:29:33 AM
where no fun
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Vario80 on August 24, 2007, 04:35:04 AM
loving kids were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on August 24, 2007, 10:43:36 PM

hanging out by
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Post by: flame1396 on August 25, 2007, 12:17:55 AM
the post office



Hey vario... you started a new page... You know what to do. Have fun.  :D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Vario80 on August 29, 2007, 07:14:21 PM
Okay here's the belated update of the story....

Story up to date:

Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.

Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure german chocalate flovered bubblegum which tasted good...

I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale colour of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara. A Very Embarressed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finaly someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon. That would cause underdog, spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots. So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of jello? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office.

But eventually one...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on August 29, 2007, 08:44:26 PM
caused the big
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on August 30, 2007, 01:44:04 AM

bang theory to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on August 30, 2007, 04:12:32 AM
happen in downtown
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nardo69 on August 30, 2007, 09:29:32 AM
right before the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Vario80 on August 30, 2007, 10:08:44 AM
almighty Cheeziz has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mightygoose on August 30, 2007, 11:27:45 AM
summoned cheescake monsters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nardo69 on August 30, 2007, 05:19:03 PM
creating big singulary
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Vario80 on August 30, 2007, 06:43:09 PM
quarrels about the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on August 30, 2007, 10:16:11 PM
super tall skyscrapers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on August 30, 2007, 10:27:08 PM
that was big.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Shadow Assassin on August 31, 2007, 08:06:09 AM
These super tall
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rooker1 on August 31, 2007, 08:07:57 AM
skyscrapers were falling
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Post by: Constantina on August 31, 2007, 08:18:35 AM
into the subway
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Post by: rooker1 on August 31, 2007, 08:19:38 AM
and collapsing the
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Post by: Shadow Assassin on August 31, 2007, 09:00:57 AM
moose which happened
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rooker1 on August 31, 2007, 09:11:55 AM
to cross exactly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Vario80 on August 31, 2007, 09:56:28 AM
Edit ah me again.

Story up to date:

Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.

Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure german chocalate flovered bubblegum which tasted good...

I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale colour of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara. A Very Embarressed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finaly someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon. That would cause underdog, spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots. So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of jello? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheescake mionsters creating big singulary quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly.....


the four laned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mightygoose on August 31, 2007, 10:30:56 AM
rural highway. however
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on August 31, 2007, 12:09:25 PM
the NAM road
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: screamingman12 on August 31, 2007, 12:10:38 PM
Modd was not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rooker1 on August 31, 2007, 12:32:05 PM
up to standards
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Vario80 on August 31, 2007, 02:02:07 PM
so the official
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mightygoose on August 31, 2007, 03:03:26 PM
city journal statistics
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: sc4luv2 on August 31, 2007, 04:55:53 PM
threw a meteor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on August 31, 2007, 10:36:10 PM
into the way
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: threestooges on September 01, 2007, 01:30:15 PM
and it struck
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: screamingman12 on September 01, 2007, 03:23:41 PM
The house of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Vario80 on September 01, 2007, 05:39:22 PM
the forgotten batters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nardo69 on September 01, 2007, 06:39:49 PM
destroying all the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on September 02, 2007, 02:56:08 AM
archived models...  Before
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: sc4luv2 on September 02, 2007, 02:01:22 PM
the year 1987
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat Riot on September 02, 2007, 02:25:44 PM
Furious, 1987 BATters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: screamingman12 on September 02, 2007, 06:22:06 PM
Decided to get...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: threestooges on September 02, 2007, 06:38:29 PM
ahold of some
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: NASCAR_Guy on September 02, 2007, 07:02:50 PM
Free passes to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat Riot on September 02, 2007, 07:54:56 PM
Walt Disney World!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: jmyers2043 on September 02, 2007, 08:24:12 PM
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.

Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure german chocalate flovered bubblegum which tasted good...

I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale colour of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara. A Very Embarressed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finaly someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon. That would cause underdog, spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots. So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of jello? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheescake mionsters creating big singulary quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get ahold of somefFree passes to Walt Disney World!



Where Mickey still
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on September 02, 2007, 08:54:26 PM

Had a secret
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: sc4luv2 on September 02, 2007, 09:10:12 PM
and it's bad
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Thundercry on September 02, 2007, 10:55:38 PM
he still wets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat Riot on September 03, 2007, 06:41:00 AM
his pants and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: screamingman12 on September 03, 2007, 07:48:54 AM
drinks out of...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: sc4luv2 on September 03, 2007, 07:50:06 AM
a trash can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: jmyers2043 on September 03, 2007, 08:16:50 AM
Sized martini glass.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat Riot on September 03, 2007, 09:03:21 AM
The BATters discovered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Krio on September 03, 2007, 09:17:15 AM
that huge grater
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Thundercry on September 03, 2007, 11:45:35 AM
over at the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat Riot on September 03, 2007, 12:30:51 PM
Cheese Grater Shrine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on September 03, 2007, 10:51:09 PM
(blessed by Jesus)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on September 04, 2007, 01:29:33 AM

was 100% pure
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on September 04, 2007, 05:11:28 AM
teflon, essential for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on September 04, 2007, 03:14:59 PM

non-stick cooking of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat Riot on September 04, 2007, 04:06:24 PM
Holy cheese from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: sc4luv2 on September 04, 2007, 04:51:54 PM
inside North Dakota
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat Riot on September 04, 2007, 08:04:28 PM
They used it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: jmyers2043 on September 04, 2007, 08:13:21 PM
Liberally on coyotes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: threestooges on September 04, 2007, 09:17:59 PM
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.

Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure german chocalate flovered bubblegum which tasted good...

I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale colour of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara. A Very Embarressed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finaly someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon. That would cause underdog, spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots. So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of jello? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheescake mionsters creating big singulary quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get ahold of somefFree passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.

The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes

Well that's it up until now. Now for my addition...

in order to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on September 05, 2007, 02:41:57 AM
give roadrunners advance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on September 05, 2007, 06:06:37 AM
notice of bombs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on September 05, 2007, 06:07:58 AM
that may be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on September 05, 2007, 06:11:20 AM
hidden under the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nardo69 on September 05, 2007, 10:45:58 AM
only palm tree
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rooker1 on September 05, 2007, 10:47:46 AM
in all the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Vario80 on September 05, 2007, 11:19:44 AM
sub siberian highlands
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Thundercry on September 05, 2007, 02:33:42 PM
on planet mars
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat Riot on September 05, 2007, 03:51:31 PM
However,President Bush
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Vario80 on September 05, 2007, 04:52:00 PM
refused to take
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: pickled_pig on September 05, 2007, 05:10:40 PM
Russia's attack seriously
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: screamingman12 on September 05, 2007, 05:15:20 PM
So the military...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: jmyers2043 on September 05, 2007, 06:29:58 PM
BATted a weapon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Vario80 on September 05, 2007, 06:38:35 PM
which looked like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on September 05, 2007, 08:10:28 PM

something that came
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on September 05, 2007, 10:17:30 PM
from Florida. Which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Glenni on September 05, 2007, 11:03:34 PM
a man shot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mightygoose on September 06, 2007, 12:29:02 AM
by stalin found
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Vario80 on September 06, 2007, 01:40:59 AM
in a tea
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on September 06, 2007, 05:59:43 AM
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.

Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure german chocalate flovered bubblegum which tasted good...

I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale colour of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara. A Very Embarressed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finaly someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon. That would cause underdog, spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots. So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of jello? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheescake mionsters creating big singulary quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get ahold of somefFree passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.

The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub siberian highlands on planet mars However,President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military...  BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida. Which a man shot by stalin found in a tea


chest, slightly rusted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: pickled_pig on September 06, 2007, 02:09:19 PM
due to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat Riot on September 06, 2007, 02:19:35 PM
Overweight Monkeys from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: screamingman12 on September 06, 2007, 05:53:03 PM
The planet of...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: jmyers2043 on September 06, 2007, 06:17:34 PM
SimMars. Guess what
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on September 06, 2007, 07:42:03 PM
I found today:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on September 06, 2007, 08:37:07 PM
A 500 pound
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on September 06, 2007, 09:25:25 PM
beast of a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on September 06, 2007, 09:26:41 PM
quite perplexing nature
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on September 06, 2007, 09:58:40 PM
that looked like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on September 06, 2007, 10:03:42 PM
it ate something
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: jmyers2043 on September 06, 2007, 10:12:37 PM
heavy. The beast
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on September 06, 2007, 10:13:43 PM
was sitting near
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on September 06, 2007, 11:10:43 PM
a river, it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rooker1 on September 07, 2007, 06:17:30 AM
had eaten all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mightygoose on September 07, 2007, 07:46:58 AM
the reeds, exposing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rooker1 on September 07, 2007, 08:36:25 AM
a nuclear bomb
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on September 07, 2007, 12:19:26 PM

which was undetonated?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Vario80 on September 07, 2007, 12:26:56 PM
So a profesional
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: pickled_pig on September 07, 2007, 02:06:42 PM
alligator wrestler, licensed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on September 07, 2007, 02:08:03 PM

ooooooooh no look what i get to do eeeeeeeek lol



Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.

Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure german chocalate flovered bubblegum which tasted good...

I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale colour of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara. A Very Embarressed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finaly someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon. That would cause underdog, spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots. So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of jello? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheescake mionsters creating big singulary quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get ahold of somefFree passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.

The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub siberian highlands on planet mars However,President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military...  BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.

Which a man shot by stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys The planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river, it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated?  So a profesional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Austrlia tried............



so that is the complete story to date - pat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat Riot on September 07, 2007, 02:28:04 PM
to say "Crickey!.......
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: pickled_pig on September 07, 2007, 04:48:40 PM
but instead said
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: sc4luv2 on September 07, 2007, 05:21:36 PM
bee, boo, bop!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on September 07, 2007, 06:40:23 PM
He was sued
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Vario80 on September 07, 2007, 06:48:36 PM
with a large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: sc4luv2 on September 07, 2007, 07:03:46 PM
1,000,000,000 fine and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on September 07, 2007, 07:41:01 PM
threatened with the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat Riot on September 07, 2007, 08:11:09 PM
Knive he found
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on September 07, 2007, 08:16:59 PM
under a giant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: jmyers2043 on September 07, 2007, 08:58:16 PM
teflon cheese grater.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: pickled_pig on September 07, 2007, 10:20:31 PM
But Malaqat conjured
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on September 07, 2007, 11:26:17 PM

the high courts.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on September 08, 2007, 01:06:31 AM
However, nobody cared
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on September 08, 2007, 03:47:20 AM
that a crazy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat Riot on September 08, 2007, 06:14:11 AM
Croc Hunter had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: screamingman12 on September 08, 2007, 07:28:56 AM
Decided to try
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Vario80 on September 08, 2007, 08:36:36 AM
shooting twelve adorable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat Riot on September 08, 2007, 09:50:41 AM
naked mole rats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: redguy on September 08, 2007, 10:25:28 AM
which were busy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Vario80 on September 08, 2007, 12:34:25 PM
doing some nasty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat Riot on September 08, 2007, 12:42:33 PM
Community Service for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on September 08, 2007, 01:38:40 PM
heinous hate crimes.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat Riot on September 08, 2007, 05:58:32 PM
The rats said
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Vario80 on September 08, 2007, 06:11:31 PM
that they would
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: jmyers2043 on September 08, 2007, 06:34:50 PM
play SimCity until
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on September 08, 2007, 06:47:02 PM
the cows came
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: screamingman12 on September 09, 2007, 07:57:58 AM
To clean the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on September 09, 2007, 01:21:05 PM
red light district's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Vario80 on September 09, 2007, 06:13:44 PM
so that some
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat Riot on September 10, 2007, 02:06:55 PM
drunk hookers named
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: screamingman12 on September 10, 2007, 05:52:36 PM
fjskdl, eruigfrio, and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on September 10, 2007, 07:22:35 PM
Malcolm Achbar Mustafa
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat Riot on September 10, 2007, 07:35:09 PM
were able to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on September 10, 2007, 08:06:35 PM
get double pay
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Starmanw402007 on September 14, 2007, 11:15:04 PM
That Was Good
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat Riot on September 15, 2007, 10:42:39 AM
for buying illegal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on September 15, 2007, 04:38:40 PM
underground ping-pong leagues
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on September 15, 2007, 05:59:35 PM
jumbo sized explosive
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat Riot on September 21, 2007, 03:32:11 PM
ten pound balls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Orange Julius on September 22, 2007, 10:03:11 PM
(places period after "balls")
They were crushed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on September 23, 2007, 12:31:24 AM
into orange julius
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat Riot on September 24, 2007, 03:17:58 PM
by a gigantic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: iamgoingtoeatyou on September 24, 2007, 03:37:35 PM
hungry weiner dog
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on September 24, 2007, 07:50:23 PM
that was over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: NASCAR_Guy on September 25, 2007, 04:51:11 PM
Taking Sexy Back
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat Riot on September 26, 2007, 05:26:05 PM
by the Stripclub.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on October 09, 2007, 04:49:35 AM
Then the local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Shadow Assassin on October 09, 2007, 06:17:15 AM
paint stripper decided


EDIT: OJ, you know what to do. Now, compile the story!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on October 09, 2007, 06:22:34 AM
to get to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: jmyers2043 on October 09, 2007, 07:22:54 AM
Patches Paint for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mightygoose on October 11, 2007, 05:36:53 AM
ne stocking fillers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: NASCAR_Guy on October 12, 2007, 06:14:41 PM
.


When David Degren
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: jmyers2043 on October 12, 2007, 07:13:49 PM
went to Nebraska
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: sc4luv2 on October 12, 2007, 07:50:34 PM
and got hit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: screamingman12 on October 12, 2007, 09:12:12 PM
With a large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on October 12, 2007, 10:30:25 PM
cob of corn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Heblem on October 15, 2007, 02:59:51 AM
he decided to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: NASCAR_Guy on October 15, 2007, 01:03:14 PM
Curse at BarbyW
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat Riot on October 15, 2007, 05:26:59 PM
who slapped him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: porter66083 on October 29, 2007, 01:05:29 PM
with a flounder
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on February 26, 2008, 07:06:56 AM
which was dead
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rooker1 on February 26, 2008, 07:12:43 AM
She than picked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat Riot on February 26, 2008, 03:44:08 PM
a new ipod
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on February 26, 2008, 05:13:08 PM
mini that was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: NASCAR_Guy on February 26, 2008, 05:30:23 PM
Previuosly owned by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on February 26, 2008, 10:44:36 PM
by them monkey...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on February 27, 2008, 01:01:25 AM
.  Unfortunately for her,
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on February 27, 2008, 05:37:37 AM
David had a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rooker1 on February 27, 2008, 05:47:37 AM
lazer gun pointed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on February 27, 2008, 06:05:42 AM
directly at the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rooker1 on February 27, 2008, 06:17:17 AM
new iPod which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Shadow Assassin on February 27, 2008, 07:50:29 AM
was crawling up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on February 27, 2008, 09:24:53 AM
his thigh bone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on February 27, 2008, 06:11:05 PM
and then went
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on February 27, 2008, 07:40:56 PM
all the way
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on February 28, 2008, 02:06:22 AM
into his new
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on February 28, 2008, 03:15:49 AM
shoulder pads that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on February 28, 2008, 03:55:34 AM
glowed in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on February 28, 2008, 03:58:06 AM
dark.  While that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on February 28, 2008, 04:06:14 AM
happened she fell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on February 28, 2008, 04:09:12 AM
out of a(n)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on February 28, 2008, 04:32:43 AM
tub of pudding,
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Earth quake on February 28, 2008, 05:33:32 AM
with the juice of orange and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on February 28, 2008, 05:49:01 AM
said three words:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rooker1 on February 28, 2008, 06:27:23 AM
"What the **ll"?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on March 03, 2008, 03:23:43 AM
which really meant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on March 03, 2008, 04:50:53 AM
there was no
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on March 03, 2008, 05:00:35 AM
iPod at all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on March 03, 2008, 05:49:50 AM
and that she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Meastro444 on March 03, 2008, 05:53:33 AM
had to pee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on March 03, 2008, 05:57:10 AM
in an outhouse.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on March 03, 2008, 06:02:03 AM
The outhouse was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on March 03, 2008, 06:55:32 AM
then set on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: porter66083 on March 03, 2008, 11:16:00 PM
on top of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on March 04, 2008, 12:12:01 AM
the big long...............
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on March 04, 2008, 12:14:57 AM
pit that leads
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on March 04, 2008, 03:19:38 AM
to the center
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rooker1 on March 04, 2008, 09:11:09 AM
square in town.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on March 04, 2008, 09:13:25 AM
The townspeople all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rooker1 on March 04, 2008, 09:13:51 AM
threw up over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on March 04, 2008, 09:16:43 AM

the pit's rim
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on March 04, 2008, 06:00:13 PM
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent’s fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.

Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...

I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale colour of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.

A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.

That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.

So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get ahold of somefFree passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.

The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military...  BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.

Which a man shot by stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys The planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river, it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated?  So a profesional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Austrlia tried to say "Crickey! 

But instead said bee, boo, bop!  He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater.  But Malaqat conjured the high courts.  However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.

The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's.  So that some drunk hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls.  They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry weiner dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Stripclub. 

Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers.  When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit With a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW.  Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead.  She than picked a new ipod mini that was Previously owned by by them monkey.  Unfortunately for her, David had a lazer gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark.  While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words:  "What the **ll"?

Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse.  The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town.  The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim__________________ 

that was green,



OK that is the story upto date with my entry at the bottom there,  Please people for the love and easy of the game if you flip the page please bring the story over to your post, thank you Patrick.................................
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on March 04, 2008, 08:48:14 PM
(Hoping to God I never flip the page)

and smelled like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on March 04, 2008, 10:14:28 PM
they ate a(n)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on March 05, 2008, 12:22:05 AM
entire bag of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on March 05, 2008, 06:53:07 PM
greeen funkie smelly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dragonshardz on March 05, 2008, 07:08:37 PM
cheese. It was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on March 05, 2008, 07:16:46 PM
that Brett Favre
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on March 06, 2008, 05:33:31 AM
had a cheese
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rooker1 on March 06, 2008, 05:41:12 AM
sandwhich with pickles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on March 06, 2008, 05:49:08 AM
embedded into his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rooker1 on March 06, 2008, 06:03:28 AM
right pocket was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on March 06, 2008, 06:08:17 AM
a GMAX model
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rooker1 on March 06, 2008, 06:16:20 AM
of the CNTower.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on March 06, 2008, 08:11:03 AM
Who here thinks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on March 06, 2008, 08:12:46 AM
they have the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rooker1 on March 06, 2008, 08:12:49 AM
ipod hidden in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on March 06, 2008, 08:17:15 AM
a dump truck?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on March 06, 2008, 08:29:19 AM
Well of course
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on March 06, 2008, 08:32:47 AM
Well of course

Steve Jobs knew
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on March 06, 2008, 10:18:12 AM
OK Handson its your turn to fill us upto date with the whole story to your post  ;)



now with mine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on March 06, 2008, 10:28:56 AM
OK Handson its your turn to fill us upto date with the whole story to your post  ;)



 :'( Got caught!! Ergo,  the epic thus far:
------------------------------------------------

Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent’s fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.

Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...

I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale colour of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.

A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.

That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.

So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get ahold of somefFree passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.

The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military...  BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.

Which a man shot by stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys The planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river, it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated?  So a profesional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Austrlia tried to say "Crickey! 

But instead said bee, boo, bop!  He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater.  But Malaqat conjured the high courts.  However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.

The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's.  So that some drunk hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls.  They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry weiner dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Stripclub. 

Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers.  When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit With a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW.  Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead.  She than picked a new ipod mini that was Previously owned by by them monkey.  Unfortunately for her, David had a lazer gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark.  While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words:  "What the **ll"?

Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse.  The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town.  The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of greeen funkie smelly cheese.

It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the ipod hidden in a dump truck?

Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine...


 never playing Madonna
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on March 06, 2008, 10:39:43 AM
hehehe busted yuppers that is me the buster lol, sorry Handson that it had to be you to bring the story this time  :D



would be good.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on March 06, 2008, 06:37:56 PM
Time for us
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on March 07, 2008, 02:03:46 AM
to dance into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on March 07, 2008, 02:18:27 AM
the yellowing aquarium
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on March 07, 2008, 06:55:15 AM
because we are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on March 07, 2008, 07:02:16 AM
born innocent, believe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rooker1 on March 07, 2008, 08:06:06 AM
me when I
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dragonshardz on March 07, 2008, 07:14:40 PM
sing my song
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on March 07, 2008, 08:17:12 PM
that I'm far
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on March 08, 2008, 05:23:27 AM
away from you
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on March 08, 2008, 01:05:28 PM
while in fact
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on March 09, 2008, 06:06:53 AM
your mother wears
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on March 09, 2008, 07:28:40 AM
a sixties' dress
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rooker1 on March 09, 2008, 08:13:12 AM
and huge underwear.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: sc4luv2 on March 09, 2008, 02:58:52 PM
So we see
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on March 10, 2008, 02:28:49 AM
the bad moon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rooker1 on March 10, 2008, 07:03:55 AM
arising.
I see
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on March 10, 2008, 07:54:27 AM
trouble on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rooker1 on March 10, 2008, 09:05:38 AM
on the way.
 :D

Because I'm a nice guy.....I'll post this for Nate.  :thumbsup:

Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent’s fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.

Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...

I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale colour of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.

A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.

That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.

So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get ahold of somefFree passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.

The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military...  BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.

Which a man shot by stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys The planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river, it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated?  So a profesional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Austrlia tried to say "Crickey! 

But instead said bee, boo, bop!  He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater.  But Malaqat conjured the high courts.  However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.

The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's.  So that some drunk hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls.  They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry weiner dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Stripclub. 

Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers.  When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit With a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW.  Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead.  She than picked a new ipod mini that was Previously owned by by them monkey.  Unfortunately for her, David had a lazer gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark.  While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words:  "What the **ll"?

Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse.  The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town.  The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of greeen funkie smelly cheese.

It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the ipod hidden in a dump truck?

Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine...

 never playing Madonna would be good.  Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent, believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear.  So we see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the on the way.


Nate you owe me one, buddy.
Robin  ;)



Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on March 11, 2008, 05:18:17 AM
(Sorry bout that, forgot to count the posts)

Don't come around
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on March 11, 2008, 09:05:15 AM
to borrow my
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: jmyers2043 on March 11, 2008, 11:25:16 AM
Sim City Diskette.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on March 11, 2008, 11:57:27 AM
that hasn't been
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on March 13, 2008, 03:48:01 PM
out of my
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on March 14, 2008, 02:59:51 AM
mind since the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rooker1 on March 14, 2008, 06:31:12 AM
monkeys laughed at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: SimsReporter on March 14, 2008, 09:48:02 AM
me on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on March 15, 2008, 05:08:53 AM
Jello Pudding Pops
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on March 15, 2008, 10:50:57 AM
that was totaly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on March 16, 2008, 04:29:27 AM
melted on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on March 16, 2008, 04:30:42 AM
dashboard of a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: pagenotfound on March 16, 2008, 12:36:21 PM
old beatup Toyota 
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on March 16, 2008, 03:42:47 PM
that smelt like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on March 16, 2008, 07:45:43 PM
her sponsor's left
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on March 17, 2008, 04:33:42 AM
butt cheek.  Now
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on March 17, 2008, 04:58:18 AM
toxic fumes fill
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on March 17, 2008, 07:28:56 AM
not only the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rooker1 on March 17, 2008, 07:31:32 AM


Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent’s fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.

Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...

I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale colour of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.

A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.

That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.

So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get ahold of somefFree passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.

The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military...  BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.

Which a man shot by stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys The planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river, it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated?  So a profesional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Austrlia tried to say "Crickey! 

But instead said bee, boo, bop!  He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater.  But Malaqat conjured the high courts.  However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.

The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's.  So that some drunk hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls.  They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry weiner dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Stripclub. 

Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers.  When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit With a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW.  Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead.  She than picked a new ipod mini that was Previously owned by by them monkey.  Unfortunately for her, David had a lazer gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark.  While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words:  "What the **ll"?

Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse.  The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town.  The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of greeen funkie smelly cheese.

It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the ipod hidden in a dump truck?

Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine...

 never playing Madonna would be good.  Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent, believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear.  So we see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the on the way.

Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette.  that hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at  me on the Jello Pudding Pops that was totaly melted on the dashboard of a old beatup Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek.  Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on March 17, 2008, 11:10:27 AM
oooooooo Robin has to bring the story over to the new paaaaaaaaaaaaaage hehehehe.....  Dont worry Robin you can edit your post to bring it over

 :D ;D ()stsfd() ;)





the entire state.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on March 17, 2008, 05:58:42 PM
Mandatory evacuations have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on March 18, 2008, 12:33:31 AM
been delayed while
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on March 18, 2008, 01:02:49 AM
the National Guard
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on March 18, 2008, 02:21:00 AM
is too busy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: porter66083 on March 18, 2008, 02:58:06 AM
watching infomercials and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Heblem on March 18, 2008, 03:07:33 AM
helping people to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on March 18, 2008, 03:10:21 AM
tone their abs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on March 18, 2008, 05:00:22 AM
or to punt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on March 18, 2008, 11:51:45 AM
that Katrina incedent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on March 20, 2008, 04:49:14 AM
back to George
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on March 20, 2008, 05:11:25 AM
, who was vacationing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on March 20, 2008, 06:20:39 PM
in Cuba against
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on March 22, 2008, 06:15:56 AM
the Pentagon's request
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on March 22, 2008, 06:20:51 AM
because of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on March 22, 2008, 07:02:16 AM
failed cigar embargo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on March 22, 2008, 07:22:53 AM
sabotaged by monkeys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on March 22, 2008, 08:12:46 AM
from the NSA
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rickmastfan67 on March 22, 2008, 08:54:42 PM
.  The monkeys then
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Heblem on March 22, 2008, 09:10:48 PM
smoked all the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: squidi on March 22, 2008, 09:16:05 PM
stuff we decided
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Heblem on March 22, 2008, 09:34:51 PM
to pick off.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on March 25, 2008, 03:45:51 AM
So then we




Hey Heblem I belive you have the honor's of bringing over the story to date...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on March 25, 2008, 04:12:17 AM
worshipped the monkeys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rooker1 on March 25, 2008, 05:56:47 AM
although we like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on March 25, 2008, 06:17:13 AM
Since it needs to be done..:

The Story thus far..

Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent’s fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.

Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...

I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale colour of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.

A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.

That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.

So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get ahold of somefFree passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.

The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.

Which a man shot by stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys The planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river, it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated?  So a profesional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Austrlia tried to say "Crickey! 

But instead said bee, boo, bop!  He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater.  But Malaqat conjured the high courts.  However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.

The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's.  So that some drunk hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls.  They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry weiner dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Stripclub. 

Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers.  When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit With a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW.  Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead.  She than picked a new ipod mini that was Previously owned by by them monkey.  Unfortunately for her, David had a lazer gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark.  While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words:  "What the **ll"?

Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse.  The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town.  The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of greeen funkie smelly cheese.

It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the ipod hidden in a dump truck?

Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good.  Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent, believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear.  So we see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the on the way.

Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette.  That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at  me on the Jello Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beatup Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek.  Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.

Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incedent back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA.  The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.

So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too, and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on March 28, 2008, 01:28:53 AM
penguins, but monkeys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on March 28, 2008, 02:27:23 AM
are prettier then
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on March 28, 2008, 10:15:16 AM
an elephant's butt.


Handson thank you for bringing the story over!! You are a true sportsman!!!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rooker1 on March 28, 2008, 10:20:40 AM
But what I
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on March 28, 2008, 11:02:59 AM
ate this afternoon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on March 28, 2008, 03:44:21 PM
was crocodile, indeed,
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on March 28, 2008, 07:28:24 PM
they say it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on March 29, 2008, 06:42:17 AM
tastes like chicken,
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on March 29, 2008, 05:35:49 PM
better than monkey,
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Orange Julius on April 14, 2008, 02:42:59 PM
but resembles yogurt.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on April 14, 2008, 05:12:30 PM
A lightning storm
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on April 14, 2008, 05:52:58 PM
blew in faster
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on April 14, 2008, 08:05:38 PM
she had expected
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: NASCAR_Guy on April 16, 2008, 07:40:07 PM
The Story to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on April 16, 2008, 08:30:04 PM
take a turn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: j-dub on April 16, 2008, 10:49:58 PM
but so far
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on April 17, 2008, 03:27:30 AM
no such luck.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on April 17, 2008, 05:10:13 AM
since her Simian
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: NASCAR_Guy on April 17, 2008, 09:13:19 AM
Decided to Leave.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on April 17, 2008, 09:20:54 AM
The ape had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: j-dub on April 18, 2008, 06:47:59 PM
been threatening of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on April 18, 2008, 07:31:52 PM
running for Congress
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: NASCAR_Guy on April 18, 2008, 08:18:51 PM
. The Congress of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on April 18, 2008, 11:09:29 PM
Hey Nascar_guy you paged flip and if you could please bring the story over to date in your first post, thank you  :thumbsup:



all xx monkeys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on April 19, 2008, 04:30:16 AM
disproving Darwin's theory
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on April 19, 2008, 05:50:43 AM
and eating bananasplits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on April 19, 2008, 01:46:30 PM
that truely only
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on April 19, 2008, 04:22:50 PM
contained fake icecream
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on April 20, 2008, 02:05:23 AM
that melted soon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on April 26, 2008, 02:24:13 PM
despite the climatic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on April 29, 2008, 04:03:07 AM
shifts Al Gore
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on April 29, 2008, 04:06:35 AM
shifts Al Gore
induced with flavoured
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: j-dub on April 30, 2008, 08:23:20 PM
global warming icees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on May 01, 2008, 12:41:28 AM
which are quite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on May 01, 2008, 04:14:58 AM
tasty morsels despite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Diggis on May 01, 2008, 05:50:42 AM
being made of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on May 01, 2008, 08:29:45 AM
cool liquid nitrogen.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on May 01, 2008, 11:42:35 AM
"No problem!", said
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: superhands on May 01, 2008, 11:48:26 AM
Ronald Mcdonald, as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on May 01, 2008, 12:00:26 PM
Hannah Montana took
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on May 01, 2008, 12:01:20 PM
enough horse tranquilizers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: JoeST on May 01, 2008, 12:03:28 PM
to make it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on May 01, 2008, 12:07:34 PM
intersitng for Al
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: superhands on May 01, 2008, 12:12:26 PM
gore, for he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on May 01, 2008, 12:16:03 PM
wanted to create
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: JoeST on May 01, 2008, 12:17:49 PM
a huge statue
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on May 01, 2008, 12:19:16 PM
for polar bears
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: JoeST on May 01, 2008, 12:22:13 PM
of himself wearing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: superhands on May 01, 2008, 12:22:13 PM
in a city
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on May 01, 2008, 12:25:56 PM
where a monkey,




is soo bad that he needs to bring the story over to the current page lol....

HINT HINT cough cough
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: JoeST on May 01, 2008, 12:27:01 PM
is confused about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on May 01, 2008, 12:33:38 PM
the whole thing.

Inspired by the latest Geico commercials, I'll now be retelling the whole story to date, interpreted by monkeys.

(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k301/ditareinvented/thconfused.gif)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: JoeST on May 01, 2008, 12:34:21 PM
Some weird monkey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on May 01, 2008, 12:35:07 PM
with a camera
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: JoeST on May 01, 2008, 12:36:10 PM
starts making gestures
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on May 01, 2008, 12:37:36 PM
to remove the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on May 01, 2008, 12:39:49 PM
dammit I did it again.

Oh, I mean... um...

old people from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on May 01, 2008, 12:41:08 PM
(http://sc4devotion.com/forums/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=2848;type=avatar)

yes yes you did nate now you got 2 pages to catch up on lol....



the dark depths
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: JoeST on May 01, 2008, 12:41:45 PM
where they were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on May 01, 2008, 12:43:57 PM
regurgetated by sharks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: JoeST on May 01, 2008, 12:46:52 PM
because they tasted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on May 01, 2008, 12:50:33 PM
like my wife's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: JoeST on May 01, 2008, 12:51:25 PM
(uhh....) mothers cooking. They
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on May 01, 2008, 12:52:40 PM
were much too
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: JoeST on May 01, 2008, 12:55:08 PM
salty and they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on May 03, 2008, 10:27:17 PM
tasted so much,
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on May 04, 2008, 01:50:24 AM
like deepfreezed turkey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on May 04, 2008, 02:37:41 AM
from last year's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on May 04, 2008, 03:57:43 AM
Christmas holliday. Meanwhile
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on May 04, 2008, 05:26:31 AM
I sat pondering
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: JoeST on May 04, 2008, 05:29:55 AM
all about the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on May 04, 2008, 07:52:55 AM
twists and turns
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dragonshardz on May 04, 2008, 01:06:45 PM
of the mysteries
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on May 04, 2008, 11:57:49 PM
The Story thus far..

Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent’s fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculour purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extrasolar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohicky array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an iradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.

Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...

I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale colour of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.

A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.

That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.

So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get ahold of somefFree passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.

The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.

Which a man shot by stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys The planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river, it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated?  So a profesional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Austrlia tried to say "Crickey! 

But instead said bee, boo, bop!  He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater.  But Malaqat conjured the high courts.  However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.

The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's.  So that some drunk hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls.  They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry weiner dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Stripclub. 

Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers.  When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit With a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW.  Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead.  She than picked a new ipod mini that was Previously owned by by them monkey.  Unfortunately for her, David had a lazer gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark.  While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words:  "What the **ll"?

Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse.  The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town.  The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of greeen funkie smelly cheese.

It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the ipod hidden in a dump truck?

Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good.  Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent, believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear.  So we see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the on the way.

Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette.  That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at  me on the Jello Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beatup Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek.  Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.

Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incedent back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA.  The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.

So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too and penguins, but monkeys are prettier then an elephant's butt.  But what I ate this afternoon was crocodile, indeed, they say it tastes like chicken, better than monkey, but resembles yogurt.  A lightning storm blew in faster she had expected. The Story to take a turn but so far no such luck.

Since her Simian decided to leave.  The ape had been threatening of running for Congress.  The Congress of all xx monkeys disproving Darwin's theory and eating banana splits that truly only contained fake ice cream.  That melted soon despite the climatic shifts Al Gore induced with flavored global warming icees..

Which are quite tasty morsels despite being made of cool liquid nitrogen.  "No problem!" said Ronald McDonald… As Hannah Montana took enough horse tranquilizers to make it interesting for Al Gore… For he wanted to create a huge statue for polar bears of himself wearing in a city where a monkey, is confused about the whole thing.

Some weird monkey with a camera starts making gestures to remove the old people from the dark depths… Where they were regurgetated by sharks because they tasted like my wife's (uhh....) mothers cooking. They were much too salty and they tasted so much, like deep freezed turkey from last year's Christmas holiday.

Meanwhile I sat pondering all about the twists and turns of the mysteries of the deeeeeep



So that is the story to the current!!! Please remember if you page flip that to bring the story over… Also this is a 3 word story so words like icecream are actually 2 words ice cream… So “I like icecream” don’t count cause that is 4 words and not 3, so it should go like this “ I like ice”…  thank you and lets have some fun!!!!

thanks Pat

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oooooh btw if you think about in MS Word this about 4 pages loooooooong WOW!!!    :D ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on May 05, 2008, 04:34:47 AM
and onerous mind,
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on May 05, 2008, 04:45:24 AM
using big words
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on May 05, 2008, 04:51:33 AM
of English idioms
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on May 05, 2008, 04:52:36 AM
confusing the monkeys,
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on May 05, 2008, 07:07:28 AM
speaking only American,
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on May 05, 2008, 07:49:24 AM
through Japanese translators,
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on May 05, 2008, 07:57:54 AM
whose questionable linguistics
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on May 05, 2008, 08:03:04 AM
and snazy wardrobes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on May 05, 2008, 11:38:49 AM
are very intellectual..
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: screamingman12 on May 05, 2008, 03:31:39 PM
but they later...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on May 05, 2008, 11:41:33 PM
was asked to




screamingman I was ending that sentence lol
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on May 06, 2008, 12:11:16 AM
join the order
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on May 06, 2008, 04:22:20 AM
of retired zoologists
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on May 06, 2008, 11:00:51 AM
who now only
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on May 06, 2008, 12:22:38 PM
aped the apes.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on May 06, 2008, 12:57:49 PM
OMG screamed Nate!!!!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on May 07, 2008, 03:35:31 AM
She was stunned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on May 07, 2008, 04:06:36 AM
Huh? She who?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on May 07, 2008, 04:29:18 AM
A valid question
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on May 07, 2008, 05:47:57 AM
requiring full investigation,
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on May 07, 2008, 05:54:52 AM
said Detective Colombo,
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on May 07, 2008, 09:41:52 AM
who has 42
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on May 07, 2008, 11:36:20 AM
under paid monkey's...




Nate its your honor to bring the story over to the new page  ;)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on May 07, 2008, 12:24:07 PM
fluent in Chinese
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on May 30, 2008, 08:18:38 AM
speaking. The results

Man, no one posted on this topic for a month!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on May 30, 2008, 08:34:12 AM
The Story thus far..

Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said:

"Stop or eat fried squid." 

Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent’s fishbowl. In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fire-ants. Which set the poor little fishes tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish them? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculous purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extra-solar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohickey array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an irradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.

Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...

I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale color of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.

A very embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.

That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.

So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four-laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get a hold of some free passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.

The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure Teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub Siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.

Which a man shot by Stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys The planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river, it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated?  So a professional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Australia tried to say "Crickey! 

But instead said bee, boo, bop!  He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater.  But Malaqat conjured the high courts.  However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.

The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's.  So that some drunk hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls.  They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry wiener dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Strip-club. 

Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers.  When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit With a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW.  Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead.  She then picked a new iPod mini that was Previously owned by them monkey.  Unfortunately for her, David had a laser gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark.  While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words:  "What the **ll"?

Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse.  The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town. The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of green funky smelly cheese.

It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the iPod hidden in a dump truck?

Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good.  Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent, believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear.  So we see the bad moon arising.

I see trouble on the on the way.

Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette.  That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at  me on the Jell-O Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beat-up Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek.  Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.

Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incident back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA.  The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.

So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too and penguins, but monkeys are prettier than an elephant's butt.  But what I ate this afternoon was crocodile, indeed, they say it tastes like chicken, better than monkey, but resembles yogurt.  A lightning storm blew in faster she had expected. The Story to take a turn but so far no such luck.

Since her Simian decided to leave. The ape had been threatening of running for Congress. The Congress of all xx monkeys disproving Darwin's theory and eating banana splits that truly only contained fake ice cream. That melted soon despite the climatic shifts Al Gore induced with flavored global warming icees..

Which are quite tasty morsels despite being made of cool liquid nitrogen. 

"No problem!" said Ronald McDonald, as Hannah Montana took enough horse tranquilizers to make it interesting for Al Gore. For he wanted to create a huge statue for polar bears of himself wearing in a city where a monkey, is confused about the whole thing.

Some weird monkey with a camera starts making gestures to remove the old people from the dark depths… Where they were regurgitated by sharks because they tasted like my wife's (uhh....) mothers cooking. They were much too salty and they tasted so much, like deep freeze turkey from last year's Christmas holiday.

Meanwhile I sat pondering all about the twists and turns of the mysteries of the deeeeeep and onerous mind, using big words of English idioms confusing the monkeys, speaking only American, through Japanese translators, whose questionable linguistics and snazzy wardrobes are very intellectual, but they later were asked to join the order of retired zoologists who now only aped the apes.
OMG screamed Nate!!!! She was stunned.

"Huh? She who?"

A valid question, requiring full investigation, said Detective Colombo, who has 42 under paid monkeys fluent in Chinese speaking. The results
 
were inaudible English
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: el_cozu on May 30, 2008, 09:50:25 AM
. They wanted bananas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on May 31, 2008, 01:14:41 AM
which then Nate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on May 31, 2008, 06:08:47 AM
threw at Tarkus
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on May 31, 2008, 07:04:04 AM
causing every devotee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on May 31, 2008, 03:21:39 PM
to do a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on June 01, 2008, 03:32:39 AM
trilple salto backwards.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on June 01, 2008, 01:12:32 PM
Then all the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on June 01, 2008, 11:29:25 PM
monkeys danced around
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on June 02, 2008, 01:58:33 AM
RJ's census tower
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on June 02, 2008, 08:44:18 AM
and then they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: j-dub on June 02, 2008, 10:31:47 AM
went to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on June 02, 2008, 10:53:20 AM
outback, waltzing with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: j-dub on June 02, 2008, 11:34:09 AM
wallabies, koalas, kangaroos,
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on June 03, 2008, 06:03:10 AM
The Story thus far..

Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said:

"Stop or eat fried squid."

Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent’s fishbowl. In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fire-ants. Which set the poor little fishes tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish them? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculous purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extra-solar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohickey array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an irradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.

Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...

I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale color of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.

A very embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.

That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.

So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four-laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get a hold of some free passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.

The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure Teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub Siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.

Which a man shot by Stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys The planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river, it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated?  So a professional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Australia tried to say "Crickey!

But instead said bee, boo, bop!  He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater.  But Malaqat conjured the high courts.  However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.

The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's.  So that some drunk hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls.  They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry wiener dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Strip-club.

Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers.  When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit With a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW.  Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead.  She then picked a new iPod mini that was Previously owned by them monkey.  Unfortunately for her, David had a laser gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark.  While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words:  "What the **ll"?

Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse.  The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town. The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of green funky smelly cheese.

It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the iPod hidden in a dump truck?

Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good.  Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent, believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear.  So we see the bad moon arising.

I see trouble on the on the way.

Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette.  That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at  me on the Jell-O Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beat-up Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek.  Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.

Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incident back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA.  The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.

So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too and penguins, but monkeys are prettier than an elephant's butt.  But what I ate this afternoon was crocodile, indeed, they say it tastes like chicken, better than monkey, but resembles yogurt.  A lightning storm blew in faster she had expected. The Story to take a turn but so far no such luck.

Since her Simian decided to leave. The ape had been threatening of running for Congress. The Congress of all xx monkeys disproving Darwin's theory and eating banana splits that truly only contained fake ice cream. That melted soon despite the climatic shifts Al Gore induced with flavored global warming icees..

Which are quite tasty morsels despite being made of cool liquid nitrogen.

"No problem!" said Ronald McDonald, as Hannah Montana took enough horse tranquilizers to make it interesting for Al Gore. For he wanted to create a huge statue for polar bears of himself wearing in a city where a monkey, is confused about the whole thing.

Some weird monkey with a camera starts making gestures to remove the old people from the dark depths… Where they were regurgitated by sharks because they tasted like my wife's (uhh....) mothers cooking. They were much too salty and they tasted so much, like deep freeze turkey from last year's Christmas holiday.

Meanwhile I sat pondering all about the twists and turns of the mysteries of the deeeeeep and onerous mind, using big words of English idioms confusing the monkeys, speaking only American, through Japanese translators, whose questionable linguistics and snazzy wardrobes are very intellectual, but they later were asked to join the order of retired zoologists who now only aped the apes.
OMG screamed Nate!!!! She was stunned.

"Huh? She who?"

A valid question, requiring full investigation, said Detective Colombo, who has 42 under paid monkeys fluent in Chinese speaking. The results were inaudible English. They wanted bananas which then Nate threw at Tarkus, causing every devotee to do a trilple salto backwards. Then all the monkeys danced around RJ's census tower and then they went to the outback, waltzing with wallabies, koalas, kangaroos, dingo's and some
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Post by: HandsOn on June 03, 2008, 06:09:10 AM
Matildas. But the


mrtnrln: your turn to bring the story over to this page..  $%Grinno$%
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Post by: xxdita on June 03, 2008, 06:26:50 AM
armadillos were left
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Post by: Pat on June 03, 2008, 12:17:24 PM
stunned and confussed.
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Post by: xxdita on June 03, 2008, 06:42:52 PM
They had missed
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Post by: rushman5 on June 03, 2008, 07:19:39 PM
the crucial meeting
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Post by: xxdita on June 03, 2008, 07:24:54 PM
to negotiate the
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Post by: Pat on June 03, 2008, 08:16:38 PM
the surrender of
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Post by: xxdita on June 03, 2008, 08:23:31 PM
their top secret
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Post by: Pat on June 03, 2008, 08:27:04 PM
highly protected forumla,
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Post by: j-dub on June 03, 2008, 08:33:05 PM
the bannana launchers
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Post by: xxdita on June 03, 2008, 08:35:49 PM
which the monkeys
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Post by: Pat on June 03, 2008, 08:44:23 PM
wanted to mass
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Post by: xxdita on June 03, 2008, 08:53:17 PM
produce in order
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Post by: Pat on June 03, 2008, 09:19:35 PM
for complete and
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Post by: Yoman on June 03, 2008, 09:54:56 PM
total destruction of
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Post by: Orange Julius on June 03, 2008, 10:14:12 PM
Earth failed because
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Post by: j-dub on June 03, 2008, 10:29:08 PM
no one agreed
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Post by: Pat on June 03, 2008, 10:44:51 PM
on what type
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Post by: xxdita on June 03, 2008, 10:46:05 PM
of bananas to
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Post by: Pat on June 03, 2008, 10:47:15 PM
have pureayed...  So



The Story thus far..

Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said:

"Stop or eat fried squid."

Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent’s fishbowl. In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fire-ants. Which set the poor little fishes tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish them? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculous purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extra-solar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohickey array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an irradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.

Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...

I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale color of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.

A very embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.

That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.

So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four-laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get a hold of some free passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.

The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure Teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub Siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.

Which a man shot by Stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys The planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river, it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated?  So a professional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Australia tried to say "Crickey!

But instead said bee, boo, bop!  He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater.  But Malaqat conjured the high courts.  However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.

The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's.  So that some drunk hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls.  They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry wiener dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Strip-club.

Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers.  When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit With a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW.  Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead.  She then picked a new iPod mini that was Previously owned by them monkey.  Unfortunately for her, David had a laser gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark.  While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words:  "What the **ll"?

Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse.  The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town. The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of green funky smelly cheese.

It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the iPod hidden in a dump truck?

Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good.  Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent, believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear.  So we see the bad moon arising.

I see trouble on the on the way.

Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette.  That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at  me on the Jell-O Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beat-up Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek.  Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.

Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incident back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA.  The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.

So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too and penguins, but monkeys are prettier than an elephant's butt.  But what I ate this afternoon was crocodile, indeed, they say it tastes like chicken, better than monkey, but resembles yogurt.  A lightning storm blew in faster she had expected. The Story to take a turn but so far no such luck.

Since her Simian decided to leave. The ape had been threatening of running for Congress. The Congress of all xx monkeys disproving Darwin's theory and eating banana splits that truly only contained fake ice cream. That melted soon despite the climatic shifts Al Gore induced with flavored global warming icees..

Which are quite tasty morsels despite being made of cool liquid nitrogen.

"No problem!" said Ronald McDonald, as Hannah Montana took enough horse tranquilizers to make it interesting for Al Gore. For he wanted to create a huge statue for polar bears of himself wearing in a city where a monkey, is confused about the whole thing.

Some weird monkey with a camera starts making gestures to remove the old people from the dark depths… Where they were regurgitated by sharks because they tasted like my wife's (uhh....) mothers cooking. They were much too salty and they tasted so much, like deep freeze turkey from last year's Christmas holiday.

Meanwhile I sat pondering all about the twists and turns of the mysteries of the deeeeeep and onerous mind, using big words of English idioms confusing the monkeys, speaking only American, through Japanese translators, whose questionable linguistics and snazzy wardrobes are very intellectual, but they later were asked to join the order of retired zoologists who now only aped the apes.
OMG screamed Nate!!!! She was stunned.

"Huh? She who?"

A valid question, requiring full investigation, said Detective Colombo, who has 42 under paid monkeys fluent in Chinese speaking. The results were inaudible English. They wanted bananas which then Nate threw at Tarkus, causing every devotee to do a trilple salto backwards. Then all the monkeys danced around RJ's census tower and then they went to the outback, waltzing with wallabies, koalas, kangaroos, dingo's and some Matildas. But the armadillos were left stunned and confussed.

They had missed the crucial meetingto negotiate the the surrender of their top secret highly protected forumla, the bannana launchers which the monkeys wanted to mass produce in order for complete and total destruction of Earth failed because no one agreed on what type of bananas to have pureayed...  So
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Post by: xxdita on June 03, 2008, 10:48:12 PM
instead, they decided
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on June 03, 2008, 10:49:23 PM
that the best
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Heblem on June 03, 2008, 10:51:13 PM
thing to do
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rodrigogua on June 03, 2008, 11:10:24 PM
was to go
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Post by: xxdita on June 03, 2008, 11:21:57 PM
for drinks at
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Post by: j-dub on June 03, 2008, 11:36:29 PM
Pat and Dave's
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Post by: xxdita on June 04, 2008, 12:01:18 AM
and after many
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Post by: Pat on June 04, 2008, 12:19:01 AM
loooong hard hours
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Post by: xxdita on June 04, 2008, 12:20:23 AM
chewing the menus
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Post by: Pat on June 04, 2008, 12:20:44 AM
and also the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on June 04, 2008, 02:59:33 AM
bills, which were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on June 04, 2008, 03:02:14 AM
much too salty,
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Post by: MandelSoft on June 04, 2008, 03:38:43 AM
very rapidly. Did
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Post by: HandsOn on June 04, 2008, 05:51:26 AM
anyone see their
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Post by: xxdita on June 04, 2008, 06:01:24 AM
private jet take
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Post by: MandelSoft on June 04, 2008, 09:07:34 AM
off from LAX
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Post by: HandsOn on June 04, 2008, 09:10:58 AM
(Lower Austrialian Xenoport)
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Post by: xxdita on June 04, 2008, 04:20:12 PM
narrowly escaping the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rodrigogua on June 04, 2008, 10:10:35 PM
long and contrived
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Post by: xxdita on June 05, 2008, 01:07:51 AM
I knew I should've counted posts first. OK, from the top.

The Story thus far..

Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said:

"Stop or eat fried squid."

Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent’s fishbowl. In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fire-ants. Which set the poor little fishes tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish them? The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance. Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans. Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts. With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculous purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extra-solar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohickey array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an irradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.

Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...

I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale color of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.

A very embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.

That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.

So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim Cities history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four-laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get a hold of some free passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.

The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure Teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub Siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.

Which a man shot by Stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys The planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river, it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated?  So a professional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Australia tried to say "Crickey!

But instead said bee, boo, bop!  He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater.  But Malaqat conjured the high courts.  However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.

The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's.  So that some drunk hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls.  They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry wiener dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Strip-club.

Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers.  When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit With a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW.  Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead.  She then picked a new iPod mini that was Previously owned by them monkey.  Unfortunately for her, David had a laser gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark.  While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words:  "What the **ll"?

Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse.  The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town. The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of green funky smelly cheese.

It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the iPod hidden in a dump truck?

Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good.  Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent, believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear.  So we see the bad moon arising.

I see trouble on the on the way.

Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette.  That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at  me on the Jell-O Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beat-up Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek.  Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.

Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incident back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA.  The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.

So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too and penguins, but monkeys are prettier than an elephant's butt.  But what I ate this afternoon was crocodile, indeed, they say it tastes like chicken, better than monkey, but resembles yogurt.  A lightning storm blew in faster she had expected. The Story to take a turn but so far no such luck.

Since her Simian decided to leave. The ape had been threatening of running for Congress. The Congress of all xx monkeys disproving Darwin's theory and eating banana splits that truly only contained fake ice cream. That melted soon despite the climatic shifts Al Gore induced with flavored global warming icees..

Which are quite tasty morsels despite being made of cool liquid nitrogen.

"No problem!" said Ronald McDonald, as Hannah Montana took enough horse tranquilizers to make it interesting for Al Gore. For he wanted to create a huge statue for polar bears of himself wearing in a city where a monkey, is confused about the whole thing.

Some weird monkey with a camera starts making gestures to remove the old people from the dark depths… Where they were regurgitated by sharks because they tasted like my wife's (uhh....) mothers cooking. They were much too salty and they tasted so much, like deep freeze turkey from last year's Christmas holiday.

Meanwhile I sat pondering all about the twists and turns of the mysteries of the deeeeeep and onerous mind, using big words of English idioms confusing the monkeys, speaking only American, through Japanese translators, whose questionable linguistics and snazzy wardrobes are very intellectual, but they later were asked to join the order of retired zoologists who now only aped the apes.
OMG screamed Nate!!!! She was stunned.

"Huh? She who?"

A valid question, requiring full investigation, said Detective Colombo, who has 42 under paid monkeys fluent in Chinese speaking. The results were inaudible English. They wanted bananas which then Nate threw at Tarkus, causing every devotee to do a trilple salto backwards. Then all the monkeys danced around RJ's census tower and then they went to the outback, waltzing with wallabies, koalas, kangaroos, dingo's and some Matildas. But the armadillos were left stunned and confussed.

They had missed the crucial meetingto negotiate the the surrender of their top secret highly protected forumla, the bannana launchers which the monkeys wanted to mass produce in order for complete and total destruction of Earth failed because no one agreed on what type of bananas to have pureayed...  So instead, they decided that the best thing to do was to go for drinks at Pat and Dave's, and after many loooong hard hours chewing the menus and also the bills, which were much too salty, very rapidly. Did anyone see their private jet take off from LAX (Lower Australian Xenoport), narrowly escaping the long and contrived Michael Moore documentary...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on June 05, 2008, 03:51:58 AM
about Llamas with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on June 05, 2008, 06:54:54 AM
smelly bellies? Why
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on June 05, 2008, 08:44:45 AM
did everyone want
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TopCliff on June 05, 2008, 09:55:50 AM
Moldy chili cheese . . .
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on June 05, 2008, 11:16:02 AM
That's because we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on June 05, 2008, 11:19:33 AM
all thrive on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TopCliff on June 05, 2008, 12:18:54 PM
Chili cheese dogs.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on June 05, 2008, 01:00:36 PM
This by far
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dragonshardz on June 05, 2008, 01:15:40 PM
is the silliest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on June 05, 2008, 01:18:43 PM
run of this
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TopCliff on June 05, 2008, 01:22:46 PM
Fascinating and complex . . .
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on June 05, 2008, 01:23:44 PM
mind blowing story.



new sentence
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on June 06, 2008, 04:42:24 AM
Meanwhile, in GRV
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on June 06, 2008, 05:13:17 AM
people discussed about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: sim4 on June 06, 2008, 07:49:06 AM
cannibals eating people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on June 06, 2008, 09:52:42 AM
, one more fascinating
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Patricius Maximus on June 06, 2008, 04:05:55 PM
hoax conspirators perpetrated.

(new sentence)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TopCliff on June 06, 2008, 04:18:02 PM
Nevertheless, the invasion . . .
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Yoman on June 06, 2008, 04:49:16 PM
of Canada was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on June 06, 2008, 05:15:23 PM
The Story thus far..

Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent’s fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fire-ants. Which set the poor little fishes tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish them?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculous purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extra-solar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohickey array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an irradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.

Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...

I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale color of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.

A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.

That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.

So why is it that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim City’s history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four-laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get a hold of some free passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.

The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure Teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub Siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.

Which a man shot by Stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys of the planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river, it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated?  So a professional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Australia tried to say "Crickey! 

But instead said bee, boo, bop!  He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater.  But Malaqat conjured the high courts.  However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.

The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's.  So that some drunken hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls.  They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry wiener dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Strip-club. 

Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers.  When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit with a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW.  Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead.  She then picked a new iPod mini that was previously owned by them monkey.  Unfortunately for her, David had a laser gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark.  While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words:  "What the **ll"?

Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse.  The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town.  The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of green funky smelly cheese.

It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the iPod hidden in a dump truck?

Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good.  Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent; believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear.  So we see the bad moon arising.
I see trouble on the on the way.

Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette.  That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at me on the Jell-O Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beat-up Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek.  Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.

Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incident back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA.  The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.

So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too and penguins, but monkeys are prettier than an elephant's butt.  But what I ate this afternoon was crocodile, indeed, they say it tastes like chicken, better than monkey, but resembles yogurt.  A lightning storm blew in faster she had expected. The Story to take a turn but so far no such luck, since her Simian decided to leave.  The ape had been threatening of running for Congress.  The Congress of all xx monkeys disproving Darwin's theory and eating banana splits that truly only contained fake ice cream.  That melted soon despite the climatic shifts Al Gore induced with flavored global warming icees..

Which are quite tasty morsels despite being made of cool liquid nitrogen. 
"No problem!" said Ronald McDonald, as Hannah Montana took enough horse tranquilizers to make it interesting for Al Gore. For he wanted to create a huge statue for polar bears of himself wearing in a city where a monkey is confused about the whole thing.

Some weird monkey with a camera starts making gestures to remove the old people from the dark depths… Where they were regurgitated by sharks because they tasted like my wife's (uhh....) mothers cooking. They were much too salty and they tasted so much, like deep freeze turkey from last year's Christmas holiday.

Meanwhile I sat pondering all about the twists and turns of the mysteries of the deeeeeep and onerous mind, using big words of English idioms confusing the monkeys, speaking only American, through Japanese translators, whose questionable linguistics and snazzy wardrobes are very intellectual, but they later were asked to join the order of retired zoologists who now only aped the apes.
OMG screamed Nate!!!! She was stunned.

"Huh? She who?"

"A valid question, requiring full investigation.", said Detective Colombo, who has 42 under paid monkeys fluent in Chinese speaking. The results were inaudible English. They wanted bananas which then Nate threw at Tarkus, causing every devotee to do a triple salto backwards. Then all the monkeys danced around RJ's census tower and then they went to the outback, waltzing with wallabies, koalas, kangaroos, dingoes and some Matilda’s. But the armadillos were left stunned and confused.

They had missed the crucial meeting to negotiate the surrender of their top secret highly protected formula, the banana launchers which the monkeys wanted to mass produce in order for complete and total destruction of Earth failed because no one agreed on what type of bananas to have pureed.  So instead, they decided that the best thing to do was to go for drinks at Pat and Dave's, and after many loooong hard hours chewing the menus and also the bills, which were much too salty, very rapidly. Did anyone see their private jet take off from LAX (Lower Australian Xenoport), narrowly escaping the long and contrived Michael Moore documentary about Llamas with smelly bellies? Why did everyone want mouldy chilli cheese? That's because we all thrive on Chilli cheese dogs. This by far is the silliest run of this fascinating and complex, mind blowing story.
Meanwhile, in GRV people discussed about cannibals eating people, one more fascinating hoax conspirators perpetrated. Nevertheless, the invasion of Canada was Al's next agenda


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which means this equals an average submission to the NY Times..just more interesting..

Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on June 06, 2008, 05:25:53 PM
to have Sam
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: j-dub on June 06, 2008, 05:55:39 PM
took a turn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TopCliff on June 06, 2008, 06:16:09 PM
When the Great . . .
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on June 06, 2008, 07:55:40 PM
Wouanagaine intervened, to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on June 07, 2008, 01:09:33 AM
stop all the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on June 07, 2008, 01:32:35 AM
ninja monkeys from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on June 07, 2008, 08:25:14 AM
saying: "We are . . .
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on June 07, 2008, 08:45:15 AM
way better then
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on June 07, 2008, 08:55:53 AM
educated gorillas populating
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on June 07, 2008, 09:02:16 AM
trashy pubs during
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on June 07, 2008, 09:38:56 AM
the Olympics for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on June 07, 2008, 09:44:41 AM
cryin out loud.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on June 07, 2008, 10:03:42 AM
Those gorilla's were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on June 07, 2008, 02:22:42 PM
Republicans - of course -
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on June 07, 2008, 02:28:33 PM
that Bush sent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TopCliff on June 07, 2008, 04:22:28 PM
While eating pie.

New sentence.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on June 08, 2008, 01:17:12 AM
It was discovered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on June 08, 2008, 04:02:02 AM
that he has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on June 08, 2008, 04:39:13 AM
a very small
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on June 08, 2008, 05:45:48 AM
The Story thus far..

Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent’s fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fire-ants. Which set the poor little fishes tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish them?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculous purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extra-solar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohickey array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an irradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.

Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...

I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale color of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.

A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.

That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.

So why it is that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim City’s history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four-laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get a hold of some free passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.

The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure Teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub Siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.

Which a man shot by Stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys of the planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river; it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated?  So a professional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Australia tried to say "Crickey! 

But instead said bee, boo, bop!  He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater.  But Malaqat conjured the high courts.  However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.

The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's.  So that some drunken hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls.  They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry wiener dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Strip-club. 

Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers.  When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit with a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW.  Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead.  She then picked a new iPod mini that was previously owned by them monkey.  Unfortunately for her, David had a laser gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark.  While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words:  "What the **ll"?

Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse.  The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town.  The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of green funky smelly cheese.

It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the iPod hidden in a dump truck?

Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good.  Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent; believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear.  So we see the bad moon arising.

I see trouble on the on the way.

Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette.  That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at me on the Jell-O Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beat-up Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek.  Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.

Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incident back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA.  The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.

So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too and penguins, but monkeys are prettier than an elephant's butt.  But what I ate this afternoon was crocodile, indeed, they say it tastes like chicken, better than monkey, but resembles yogurt.  A lightning storm blew in faster she had expected. The Story to take a turn but so far no such luck, since her Simian decided to leave.  The ape had been threatening of running for Congress.  The Congress of all xx monkeys disproving Darwin's theory and eating banana splits that truly only contained fake ice cream.  That melted soon despite the climatic shifts Al Gore induced with flavored global warming icees..

Which are quite tasty morsels despite being made of cool liquid nitrogen. 
"No problem!" said Ronald McDonald, as Hannah Montana took enough horse tranquilizers to make it interesting for Al Gore. For he wanted to create a huge statue for polar bears of himself wearing in a city where a monkey is confused about the whole thing.

Some weird monkey with a camera starts making gestures to remove the old people from the dark depths… Where they were regurgitated by sharks because they tasted like my wife's (uhh....) mothers cooking. They were much too salty and they tasted so much, like deep freeze turkey from last year's Christmas holiday.

Meanwhile I sat pondering all about the twists and turns of the mysteries of the deeeeeep and onerous mind, using big words of English idioms confusing the monkeys, speaking only American, through Japanese translators, whose questionable linguistics and snazzy wardrobes are very intellectual, but they later were asked to join the order of retired zoologists who now only aped the apes.

"OMG", screamed Nate!!!! She was stunned.

“Huh? She who?”

“A valid question, requiring full investigation.”, said Detective Colombo, who has 42 under paid monkeys fluent in Chinese speaking. The results were inaudible English. They wanted bananas which then Nate threw at Tarkus, causing every devotee to do a triple salto backwards. Then all the monkeys danced around RJ's census tower and then they went to the outback, waltzing with wallabies, koalas, kangaroos, dingoes and some Matilda’s. But the armadillos were left stunned and confused.

They had missed the crucial meeting to negotiate the surrender of their top secret highly protected formula, the banana launchers which the monkeys wanted to mass produce in order for complete and total destruction of Earth failed because no one agreed on what type of bananas to have pureed.  So instead, they decided that the best thing to do was to go for drinks at Pat and Dave's, and after many loooong hard hours chewing the menus and also the bills, which were much too salty, very rapidly. Did anyone see their private jet take off from LAX (Lower Australian Xenoport), narrowly escaping the long and contrived Michael Moore documentary about Llamas with smelly bellies? Why did everyone want mouldy chilli cheese? That's because we all thrive on Chilli cheese dogs. This by far is the silliest run of this fascinating and complex, mind blowing story.

Meanwhile, in GRV people discussed about cannibals eating people, one more fascinating hoax conspirators perpetrated. Nevertheless, the invasion of Canada was Al's next agenda to have Sam took a turn when the Great Wouanagaine intervened, to stop all the ninja monkeys from saying:

"We are way better than educated gorillas populating trashy pubs during the Olympics, for crying out loud.”

Those gorillas were Republicans - of course - that Bush sent while eating pie. It was discovered that he has a very small middle finger, which


Why me - again..  :'(
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on June 08, 2008, 06:11:04 AM
holds his brain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on June 08, 2008, 09:22:23 AM
to the center.



end sentence and Handson you do such a wonderful job at bringing the story full circle and make it truly enjoyable to read!!! Thank you for your hard work on it!!!   :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on June 08, 2008, 10:37:35 AM
"That's interesting", said


I've attached a Dutch translation of the 3 word story. It's not completely right, but it's readable.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on June 08, 2008, 11:56:33 AM
Dick Cheney's wife
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on June 08, 2008, 12:04:50 PM
who's middle finger
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: klaascornelis on June 08, 2008, 12:11:40 PM
was very large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on June 08, 2008, 12:41:54 PM
compared to Bushes.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TopCliff on June 08, 2008, 12:48:45 PM
Suddenly a giant . . .
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on June 08, 2008, 12:56:26 PM
Clinton finger pointed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on June 08, 2008, 01:01:36 PM
at RippleJets belly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TopCliff on June 08, 2008, 01:09:18 PM
Because a man-eating . . .
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on June 08, 2008, 01:20:27 PM
man-eater eats a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: rodrigogua on June 09, 2008, 09:31:34 AM
man in such
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on June 09, 2008, 09:41:31 AM
way, the president
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on June 09, 2008, 09:43:17 AM
must activate the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TopCliff on June 09, 2008, 06:16:34 PM
Anti-man-eating dart throwing . . . (not end of sentence).
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on June 09, 2008, 11:13:49 PM
evil monkey's from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dragonshardz on June 10, 2008, 01:55:14 PM
outer space that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on June 10, 2008, 11:15:59 PM
smoke too much,
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: j-dub on June 11, 2008, 12:40:07 AM
and got stoned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on June 11, 2008, 01:53:48 AM
as monkeys do.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on June 11, 2008, 02:39:33 AM
So kids, remember:



Your turn to bring the story over, j-dub!  ;)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on June 11, 2008, 05:14:19 AM
smoking and eating
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on June 11, 2008, 05:21:36 AM
is what monkeys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: XiahouDun on June 11, 2008, 05:32:08 AM
do for fun.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on June 11, 2008, 06:28:36 AM
Guess I shall do it instead, I've always wanted to  :)

Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent’s fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fire-ants. Which set the poor little fishes tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish them?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculous purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extra-solar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohickey array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an irradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.

Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...

I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale color of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.

A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.

That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.

So why it is that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim City’s history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four-laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get a hold of some free passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.

The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure Teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub Siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.

Which a man shot by Stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys of the planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river; it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated?  So a professional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Australia tried to say "Crickey!

But instead said bee, boo, bop!  He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater.  But Malaqat conjured the high courts.  However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.

The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's.  So that some drunken hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls.  They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry wiener dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Strip-club.

Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers.  When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit with a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW.  Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead.  She then picked a new iPod mini that was previously owned by them monkey.  Unfortunately for her, David had a laser gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark.  While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words:  "What the **ll"?

Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse.  The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town.  The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of green funky smelly cheese.

It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the iPod hidden in a dump truck?

Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good.  Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent; believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear.  So we see the bad moon arising.

I see trouble on the on the way.

Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette.  That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at me on the Jell-O Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beat-up Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek.  Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.

Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incident back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA.  The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.

So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too and penguins, but monkeys are prettier than an elephant's butt.  But what I ate this afternoon was crocodile, indeed, they say it tastes like chicken, better than monkey, but resembles yogurt.  A lightning storm blew in faster she had expected. The Story to take a turn but so far no such luck, since her Simian decided to leave.  The ape had been threatening of running for Congress.  The Congress of all xx monkeys disproving Darwin's theory and eating banana splits that truly only contained fake ice cream.  That melted soon despite the climatic shifts Al Gore induced with flavored global warming icees..

Which are quite tasty morsels despite being made of cool liquid nitrogen.
"No problem!" said Ronald McDonald, as Hannah Montana took enough horse tranquilizers to make it interesting for Al Gore. For he wanted to create a huge statue for polar bears of himself wearing in a city where a monkey is confused about the whole thing.

Some weird monkey with a camera starts making gestures to remove the old people from the dark depths… Where they were regurgitated by sharks because they tasted like my wife's (uhh....) mothers cooking. They were much too salty and they tasted so much, like deep freeze turkey from last year's Christmas holiday.

Meanwhile I sat pondering all about the twists and turns of the mysteries of the deeeeeep and onerous mind, using big words of English idioms confusing the monkeys, speaking only American, through Japanese translators, whose questionable linguistics and snazzy wardrobes are very intellectual, but they later were asked to join the order of retired zoologists who now only aped the apes.

"OMG", screamed Nate!!!! She was stunned.

“Huh? She who?”

“A valid question, requiring full investigation.”, said Detective Colombo, who has 42 under paid monkeys fluent in Chinese speaking. The results were inaudible English. They wanted bananas which then Nate threw at Tarkus, causing every devotee to do a triple salto backwards. Then all the monkeys danced around RJ's census tower and then they went to the outback, waltzing with wallabies, koalas, kangaroos, dingoes and some Matilda’s. But the armadillos were left stunned and confused.

They had missed the crucial meeting to negotiate the surrender of their top secret highly protected formula, the banana launchers which the monkeys wanted to mass produce in order for complete and total destruction of Earth failed because no one agreed on what type of bananas to have pureed.  So instead, they decided that the best thing to do was to go for drinks at Pat and Dave's, and after many loooong hard hours chewing the menus and also the bills, which were much too salty, very rapidly. Did anyone see their private jet take off from LAX (Lower Australian Xenoport), narrowly escaping the long and contrived Michael Moore documentary about Llamas with smelly bellies? Why did everyone want mouldy chilli cheese? That's because we all thrive on Chilli cheese dogs. This by far is the silliest run of this fascinating and complex, mind blowing story.

Meanwhile, in GRV people discussed about cannibals eating people, one more fascinating hoax conspirators perpetrated. Nevertheless, the invasion of Canada was Al's next agenda to have Sam took a turn when the Great Wouanagaine intervened, to stop all the ninja monkeys from saying:

"We are way better than educated gorillas populating trashy pubs during the Olympics, for crying out loud.”

Those gorillas were Republicans - of course - that Bush sent while eating pie. It was discovered that he has a very small middle finger, which holds his brain to the center.

"That's interesting," said Dick Cheney's wife who's middle finger was very large compared to Bushes. Suddenly a giant Clinton finger pointed at RippleJet's belly because a man eating man-eater eats a man in such way, the president must activate the anti-man-eating dart throwing evil monkeys from outer space that smoke to much, and got stoned as monkeys do.

So kids: remember smoking and eating is what monkeys do for fun.

It was thus
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TopCliff on June 11, 2008, 02:52:54 PM
The ancient prophecy . . .
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: sim4 on June 11, 2008, 11:31:00 PM
of ancient prophecies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: threestooges on June 12, 2008, 12:46:04 AM
explained that the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on June 12, 2008, 02:02:44 AM
cheesecakemonster would return
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Shadow Assassin on June 12, 2008, 02:29:49 AM
and spread its
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: j-dub on June 12, 2008, 10:18:12 AM
stickiness onto those
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on June 12, 2008, 11:34:43 AM
that do evil
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on June 12, 2008, 11:52:04 AM
like motorriders and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Vandy on June 12, 2008, 01:01:38 PM
writers of words

psst.  hi, all!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TopCliff on June 12, 2008, 01:58:14 PM
Because Overlord Twinkie . . .
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: nerdly_dood on June 12, 2008, 02:01:09 PM
makes police cars...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: threestooges on June 12, 2008, 03:58:34 PM
that vaguely resemble
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: TopCliff on June 12, 2008, 04:12:19 PM
Giant flaming Lamborghinis.

(new sentence)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on June 12, 2008, 04:58:47 PM
The Story thus far..

Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent’s fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fire-ants. Which set the poor little fishes tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish them?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculous purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extra-solar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohickey array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an irradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.

Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...

I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale color of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.

A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.

That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.

So why it is that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim City’s history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four-laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get a hold of some free passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.

The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure Teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub Siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.

Which a man shot by Stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys of the planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river; it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated?  So a professional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Australia tried to say "Crickey! 

But instead said bee, boo, bop!  He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater.  But Malaqat conjured the high courts.  However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.

The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's.  So that some drunken hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls.  They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry wiener dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Strip-club. 

Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers.  When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit with a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW.  Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead.  She then picked a new iPod mini that was previously owned by them monkey.  Unfortunately for her, David had a laser gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark.  While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words:  "What the **ll"?

Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse.  The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town.  The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of green funky smelly cheese.

It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the iPod hidden in a dump truck?

Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good.  Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent; believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear.  So we see the bad moon arising.

I see trouble on the on the way.

Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette.  That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at me on the Jell-O Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beat-up Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek.  Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.

Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incident back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA.  The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.

So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too and penguins, but monkeys are prettier than an elephant's butt.  But what I ate this afternoon was crocodile, indeed, they say it tastes like chicken, better than monkey, but resembles yogurt.  A lightning storm blew in faster she had expected. The Story to take a turn but so far no such luck, since her Simian decided to leave.  The ape had been threatening of running for Congress.  The Congress of all xx monkeys disproving Darwin's theory and eating banana splits that truly only contained fake ice cream.  That melted soon despite the climatic shifts Al Gore induced with flavored global warming icees..

Which are quite tasty morsels despite being made of cool liquid nitrogen. 
"No problem!" said Ronald McDonald, as Hannah Montana took enough horse tranquilizers to make it interesting for Al Gore. For he wanted to create a huge statue for polar bears of himself wearing in a city where a monkey is confused about the whole thing.

Some weird monkey with a camera starts making gestures to remove the old people from the dark depths… Where they were regurgitated by sharks because they tasted like my wife's (uhh....) mothers cooking. They were much too salty and they tasted so much, like deep freeze turkey from last year's Christmas holiday.

Meanwhile I sat pondering all about the twists and turns of the mysteries of the deeeeeep and onerous mind, using big words of English idioms confusing the monkeys, speaking only American, through Japanese translators, whose questionable linguistics and snazzy wardrobes are very intellectual, but they later were asked to join the order of retired zoologists who now only aped the apes.

OMG screamed Nate!!!! She was stunned.

“Huh? She who?”

“A valid question, requiring full investigation.”, said Detective Colombo, who has 42 under paid monkeys fluent in Chinese speaking. The results were inaudible English. They wanted bananas which then Nate threw at Tarkus, causing every devotee to do a triple salto backwards. Then all the monkeys danced around RJ's census tower and then they went to the outback, waltzing with wallabies, koalas, kangaroos, dingoes and some Matilda’s. But the armadillos were left stunned and confused.


They had missed the crucial meeting to negotiate the surrender of their top secret highly protected formula, the banana launchers which the monkeys wanted to mass produce in order for complete and total destruction of Earth failed because no one agreed on what type of bananas to have pureed.  So instead, they decided that the best thing to do was to go for drinks at Pat and Dave's, and after many loooong hard hours chewing the menus and also the bills, which were much too salty, very rapidly. Did anyone see their private jet take off from LAX (Lower Australian Xenoport), narrowly escaping the long and contrived Michael Moore documentary about Llamas with smelly bellies? Why did everyone want mouldy chilli cheese? That's because we all thrive on Chilli cheese dogs. This by far is the silliest run of this fascinating and complex, mind blowing story.

Meanwhile, in GRV people discussed about cannibals eating people, one more fascinating hoax conspirators perpetrated. Nevertheless, the invasion of Canada was Al's next agenda to have Sam took a turn when the Great Wouanagaine intervened, to stop all the ninja monkeys from saying:
"We are way better than educated gorillas populating trashy pubs during the Olympics, for crying out loud.”

Those gorillas were Republicans - of course - that Bush sent while eating pie. It was discovered that he has a very small middle finger, which holds his brain to the centre.

“That's interesting”, said Dick Cheney's wife, who's middle finger was very large compared to Bush’s. Suddenly a giant Clinton finger pointed at RippleJets belly, because a man-eating man-eater eats a man in such way, the president must activate the anti-man-eating dart throwing evil monkeys from outer space that smoke too much, and got stoned, as monkeys do.

So kids, remember: smoking and eating is what monkeys do for fun.

It was thus the ancient prophecy of ancient prophecies explained that the cheesecake-monster would return and spread its stickiness onto those that do evil like motor-riders and writers of words, because Overlord Twinkie makes police cars that vaguely resemble giant flaming Lamborghinis.

These Lada immitations


I shall get to the bottom of this! This is a conspiracy, making me port the now minor pamphlet-sized story over again..! Where's the CIA when you need them?  %confuso

Hello, Vandy..
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on June 17, 2008, 09:59:02 AM
were just too
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on June 17, 2008, 10:10:22 AM
close for comfort
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: j-dub on June 18, 2008, 11:09:51 AM
and were also
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on June 18, 2008, 11:17:56 AM
a lot cheaper
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on June 18, 2008, 11:47:18 AM
than outsourcing to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on June 18, 2008, 12:13:18 PM
the Macintosh retailers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on June 19, 2008, 02:12:08 AM
who spoke Australian(?!?!)



"Australian?" - Answer from a top model on the question "What language do they speak in Australia?"
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: NASCAR_Guy on June 24, 2008, 10:51:08 AM
The poker dealers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on June 24, 2008, 10:55:40 AM
dealt another round
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: NASCAR_Guy on June 24, 2008, 11:18:51 AM
 Of Delta Airlines
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HandsOn on June 24, 2008, 01:14:37 PM
peanuts and rum
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on June 25, 2008, 04:47:07 AM
. They puked, because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: sim4 on June 25, 2008, 08:17:38 AM
they wanted to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Moshi on June 25, 2008, 08:39:10 AM
prove the point
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tankmank on June 26, 2008, 11:37:53 AM
that i couldn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: flame1396 on June 26, 2008, 12:08:58 PM
see vomit without

______________________________


Glad to see my old thread is alive and well :P
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on June 26, 2008, 01:45:48 PM
causing the ... WHAT?!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: NASCAR_Guy on July 01, 2008, 08:44:09 PM
Exclaimed an Unhappy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on July 13, 2008, 12:28:36 PM
... something. Coming soon:



Next poster has to bring over the whole story  ;)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on July 13, 2008, 01:05:49 PM
The Story thus far..

Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent’s fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fire-ants. Which set the poor little fishes tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish them?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculous purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extra-solar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohickey array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an irradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.

Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...

I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale color of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.

A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.

That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.

So why it is that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim City’s history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four-laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get a hold of some free passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.

The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure Teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub Siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.

Which a man shot by Stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys of the planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river; it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated?  So a professional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Australia tried to say "Crickey!

But instead said bee, boo, bop!  He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater.  But Malaqat conjured the high courts.  However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.

The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's.  So that some drunken hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls.  They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry wiener dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Strip-club.

Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers.  When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit with a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW.  Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead.  She then picked a new iPod mini that was previously owned by them monkey.  Unfortunately for her, David had a laser gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark.  While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words:  "What the **ll"?

Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse.  The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town.  The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of green funky smelly cheese.

It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the iPod hidden in a dump truck?

Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good.  Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent; believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear.  So we see the bad moon arising.

I see trouble on the on the way.

Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette.  That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at me on the Jell-O Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beat-up Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek.  Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.

Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incident back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA.  The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.

So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too and penguins, but monkeys are prettier than an elephant's butt.  But what I ate this afternoon was crocodile, indeed, they say it tastes like chicken, better than monkey, but resembles yogurt.  A lightning storm blew in faster she had expected. The Story to take a turn but so far no such luck, since her Simian decided to leave.  The ape had been threatening of running for Congress.  The Congress of all xx monkeys disproving Darwin's theory and eating banana splits that truly only contained fake ice cream.  That melted soon despite the climatic shifts Al Gore induced with flavored global warming icees..

Which are quite tasty morsels despite being made of cool liquid nitrogen.
"No problem!" said Ronald McDonald, as Hannah Montana took enough horse tranquilizers to make it interesting for Al Gore. For he wanted to create a huge statue for polar bears of himself wearing in a city where a monkey is confused about the whole thing.

Some weird monkey with a camera starts making gestures to remove the old people from the dark depths… Where they were regurgitated by sharks because they tasted like my wife's (uhh....) mothers cooking. They were much too salty and they tasted so much, like deep freeze turkey from last year's Christmas holiday.

Meanwhile I sat pondering all about the twists and turns of the mysteries of the deeeeeep and onerous mind, using big words of English idioms confusing the monkeys, speaking only American, through Japanese translators, whose questionable linguistics and snazzy wardrobes are very intellectual, but they later were asked to join the order of retired zoologists who now only aped the apes.

OMG screamed Nate!!!! She was stunned.

“Huh? She who?”

“A valid question, requiring full investigation.”, said Detective Colombo, who has 42 under paid monkeys fluent in Chinese speaking. The results were inaudible English. They wanted bananas which then Nate threw at Tarkus, causing every devotee to do a triple salto backwards. Then all the monkeys danced around RJ's census tower and then they went to the outback, waltzing with wallabies, koalas, kangaroos, dingoes and some Matilda’s. But the armadillos were left stunned and confused.


They had missed the crucial meeting to negotiate the surrender of their top secret highly protected formula, the banana launchers which the monkeys wanted to mass produce in order for complete and total destruction of Earth failed because no one agreed on what type of bananas to have pureed.  So instead, they decided that the best thing to do was to go for drinks at Pat and Dave's, and after many loooong hard hours chewing the menus and also the bills, which were much too salty, very rapidly. Did anyone see their private jet take off from LAX (Lower Australian Xenoport), narrowly escaping the long and contrived Michael Moore documentary about Llamas with smelly bellies? Why did everyone want mouldy chilli cheese? That's because we all thrive on Chilli cheese dogs. This by far is the silliest run of this fascinating and complex, mind blowing story.

Meanwhile, in GRV people discussed about cannibals eating people, one more fascinating hoax conspirators perpetrated. Nevertheless, the invasion of Canada was Al's next agenda to have Sam took a turn when the Great Wouanagaine intervened, to stop all the ninja monkeys from saying:
"We are way better than educated gorillas populating trashy pubs during the Olympics, for crying out loud.”

Those gorillas were Republicans - of course - that Bush sent while eating pie. It was discovered that he has a very small middle finger, which holds his brain to the centre.

“That's interesting”, said Dick Cheney's wife, who's middle finger was very large compared to Bush’s. Suddenly a giant Clinton finger pointed at RippleJets belly, because a man-eating man-eater eats a man in such way, the president must activate the anti-man-eating dart throwing evil monkeys from outer space that smoke too much, and got stoned, as monkeys do.

So kids, remember: smoking and eating is what monkeys do for fun.

It was thus the ancient prophecy of ancient prophecies explained that the cheesecake-monster would return and spread its stickiness onto those that do evil like motor-riders and writers of words, because Overlord Twinkie makes police cars that vaguely resemble giant flaming Lamborghinis.

These Lada immitations were just too close for comfort and were also a lot cheaper then outsourcing to the Macintosh retailers who spoke Australian.

The poker dealers dealt another round of Delta Airlines peanuts and rum. They puked, because they wanted to prove the point that I couldn't see vomit without causing the... WHAT, exclaimed an unhappy something.

Coming soon: new iPhones with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: redlinefever on July 13, 2008, 01:12:05 PM
SUPT (Special UF Police Tazor) option and ....
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on July 14, 2008, 04:14:49 AM
in-built NARS (Nuked Anti-Robbery System) for ...

Fill in the prize at the dots
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on July 14, 2008, 04:21:44 AM
900 pineapples that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: j-dub on July 14, 2008, 10:50:49 AM
have sharp pricks
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Post by: CasperVg on July 15, 2008, 03:18:41 AM
with paralyzing orange-juice
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Post by: MandelSoft on July 15, 2008, 04:23:05 AM
inside them. I
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Post by: etherian on July 15, 2008, 08:17:57 AM
couldn't believe that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on July 15, 2008, 08:34:32 AM
these iPhones are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on July 15, 2008, 09:19:53 AM
actually the prime-minister's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on July 15, 2008, 10:02:07 AM
secret weapon to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on July 15, 2008, 10:07:54 AM
bring the sheep
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dragonshardz on July 15, 2008, 10:34:59 AM
back from Alabama...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on July 15, 2008, 12:14:43 PM
Meanwhile at Maxis
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on July 15, 2008, 12:23:30 PM
the armadillos decided
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on July 16, 2008, 05:43:39 AM
to have a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on July 16, 2008, 06:03:01 AM
device that could
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: etherian on July 17, 2008, 04:55:48 AM
point and shake
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on July 17, 2008, 05:10:43 AM
James Bond's Martini ...



'Shaken, not stirred' - One of James Bond's mostly known quotes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on July 17, 2008, 05:20:06 AM
and a watch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on July 17, 2008, 10:32:17 AM
The Story thus far..

Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent’s fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fire-ants. Which set the poor little fishes tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish them?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculous purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extra-solar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohickey array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an irradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.

Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...

I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale color of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.

A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.

That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.

So why it is that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim City’s history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four-laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get a hold of some free passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.

The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure Teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub Siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.

Which a man shot by Stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys of the planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river; it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated?  So a professional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Australia tried to say "Crickey!

But instead said bee, boo, bop!  He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater.  But Malaqat conjured the high courts.  However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.

The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's.  So that some drunken hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls.  They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry wiener dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Strip-club.

Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers.  When David Degren went to Nebraska and got hit with a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW.  Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead.  She then picked a new iPod mini that was previously owned by them monkey.  Unfortunately for her, David had a laser gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark.  While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words:  "What the **ll"?

Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse.  The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town.  The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of green funky smelly cheese.

It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the iPod hidden in a dump truck?

Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good.  Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent; believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear.  So we see the bad moon arising.

I see trouble on the on the way.

Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette.  That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at me on the Jell-O Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beat-up Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek.  Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.

Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incident back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA.  The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.

So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too and penguins, but monkeys are prettier than an elephant's butt.  But what I ate this afternoon was crocodile, indeed, they say it tastes like chicken, better than monkey, but resembles yogurt.  A lightning storm blew in faster she had expected. The Story to take a turn but so far no such luck, since her Simian decided to leave.  The ape had been threatening of running for Congress.  The Congress of all xx monkeys disproving Darwin's theory and eating banana splits that truly only contained fake ice cream.  That melted soon despite the climatic shifts Al Gore induced with flavored global warming icees..

Which are quite tasty morsels despite being made of cool liquid nitrogen.
"No problem!" said Ronald McDonald, as Hannah Montana took enough horse tranquilizers to make it interesting for Al Gore. For he wanted to create a huge statue for polar bears of himself wearing in a city where a monkey is confused about the whole thing.

Some weird monkey with a camera starts making gestures to remove the old people from the dark depths… Where they were regurgitated by sharks because they tasted like my wife's (uhh....) mothers cooking. They were much too salty and they tasted so much, like deep freeze turkey from last year's Christmas holiday.

Meanwhile I sat pondering all about the twists and turns of the mysteries of the deeeeeep and onerous mind, using big words of English idioms confusing the monkeys, speaking only American, through Japanese translators, whose questionable linguistics and snazzy wardrobes are very intellectual, but they later were asked to join the order of retired zoologists who now only aped the apes.

OMG screamed Nate!!!! She was stunned.

“Huh? She who?”

“A valid question, requiring full investigation.”, said Detective Colombo, who has 42 under paid monkeys fluent in Chinese speaking. The results were inaudible English. They wanted bananas which then Nate threw at Tarkus, causing every devotee to do a triple salto backwards. Then all the monkeys danced around RJ's census tower and then they went to the outback, waltzing with wallabies, koalas, kangaroos, dingoes and some Matilda’s. But the armadillos were left stunned and confused.


They had missed the crucial meeting to negotiate the surrender of their top secret highly protected formula, the banana launchers which the monkeys wanted to mass produce in order for complete and total destruction of Earth failed because no one agreed on what type of bananas to have pureed.  So instead, they decided that the best thing to do was to go for drinks at Pat and Dave's, and after many loooong hard hours chewing the menus and also the bills, which were much too salty, very rapidly. Did anyone see their private jet take off from LAX (Lower Australian Xenoport), narrowly escaping the long and contrived Michael Moore documentary about Llamas with smelly bellies? Why did everyone want mouldy chilli cheese? That's because we all thrive on Chilli cheese dogs. This by far is the silliest run of this fascinating and complex, mind blowing story.

Meanwhile, in GRV people discussed about cannibals eating people, one more fascinating hoax conspirators perpetrated. Nevertheless, the invasion of Canada was Al's next agenda to have Sam took a turn when the Great Wouanagaine intervened, to stop all the ninja monkeys from saying:
"We are way better than educated gorillas populating trashy pubs during the Olympics, for crying out loud.”

Those gorillas were Republicans - of course - that Bush sent while eating pie. It was discovered that he has a very small middle finger, which holds his brain to the centre.

“That's interesting”, said Dick Cheney's wife, who's middle finger was very large compared to Bush’s. Suddenly a giant Clinton finger pointed at RippleJets belly, because a man-eating man-eater eats a man in such way, the president must activate the anti-man-eating dart throwing evil monkeys from outer space that smoke too much, and got stoned, as monkeys do.

So kids, remember: smoking and eating is what monkeys do for fun.

It was thus the ancient prophecy of ancient prophecies explained that the cheesecake-monster would return and spread its stickiness onto those that do evil like motor-riders and writers of words, because Overlord Twinkie makes police cars that vaguely resemble giant flaming Lamborghinis.

These Lada immitations were just too close for comfort and were also a lot cheaper then outsourcing to the Macintosh retailers who spoke Australian.

The poker dealers dealt another round of Delta Airlines peanuts and rum. They puked, because they wanted to prove the point that I couldn't see vomit without causing the... WHAT, exclaimed an unhappy something.

Coming soon: new iPhones with SUPT option and  built-in NARS for 900 pineapples that have sharp pricks with paralizing orange juice inside them. I couldn't believe that these iPhones are actually the prime minister's secret weapon to bring the sheep back from Alabama.

Meanwhile at Maxis, the armadillos decided to have a device that could point and shake James Bonds Martini and a watch, that was running
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nealos101 on July 17, 2008, 10:36:31 AM
towards something very
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: NASCAR_Guy on July 22, 2008, 07:53:03 PM
Uncooked, You know
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: etherian on July 23, 2008, 10:40:00 PM
like those red
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: robertsmitz on July 23, 2008, 11:21:59 PM
things that you
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: xxdita on July 24, 2008, 03:00:59 PM
throw at old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: j-dub on July 24, 2008, 10:36:37 PM
people driving, Red-Hots.
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Post by: CasperVg on July 25, 2008, 04:22:49 AM
And yet various
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: serebii666 on August 05, 2008, 05:55:00 AM
animals are oblivious
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Jerommeke1701 on August 05, 2008, 11:43:37 AM
to our devious
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: serebii666 on August 07, 2008, 04:19:31 PM
plots against munchkins
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: warszawa on August 11, 2008, 06:37:09 AM
so one day...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mrbisonm on August 11, 2008, 11:02:35 AM
when my mother
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: serebii666 on August 11, 2008, 04:48:47 PM
fell into a
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Post by: Herdervriend on August 16, 2008, 02:21:43 PM
dump on the
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Post by: MandelSoft on August 17, 2008, 05:26:49 AM
nails, I went
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Post by: j-dub on August 17, 2008, 09:32:19 AM
out to go
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Post by: SgtJoeDes on August 17, 2008, 09:46:52 AM
get the coffee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: serebii666 on August 17, 2008, 01:32:13 PM
That didn't shut
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: nerdly_dood on August 21, 2008, 06:32:25 PM
out the cold
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Post by: MandelSoft on August 22, 2008, 05:14:56 AM
The Story thus far..

edit:
Chapter 1
Armadillos and Monkeys

Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent’s fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fire-ants. Which set the poor little fishes tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish them?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculous purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extra-solar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohickey array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an irradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.

Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...

I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale color of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.

A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.

That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.

So why it is that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim City’s history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four-laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get a hold of some free passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.

The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure Teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub Siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.

Which a man shot by Stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys of the planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river; it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated?  So a professional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Australia tried to say "Crickey!

But instead said bee, boo, bop!  He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater.  But Malaqat conjured the high courts.  However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.

The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's.  So that some drunken hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls.  They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry wiener dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Strip-club.

Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers.  When David Edgren went to Nebraska and got hit with a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW.  Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead.  She then picked a new iPod mini that was previously owned by them monkey.  Unfortunately for her, David had a laser gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark.  While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words:  "What the **ll"?

Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse.  The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town.  The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of green funky smelly cheese.

It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the iPod hidden in a dump truck?

Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good.  Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent; believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear.  So we see the bad moon arising.

I see trouble on the on the way.

Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette.  That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at me on the Jell-O Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beat-up Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek.  Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.

Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incident back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA.  The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.

So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too and penguins, but monkeys are prettier than an elephant's butt.  But what I ate this afternoon was crocodile, indeed, they say it tastes like chicken, better than monkey, but resembles yogurt.  A lightning storm blew in faster she had expected. The Story to take a turn but so far no such luck, since her Simian decided to leave.  The ape had been threatening of running for Congress.  The Congress of all xx monkeys disproving Darwin's theory and eating banana splits that truly only contained fake ice cream.  That melted soon despite the climatic shifts Al Gore induced with flavored global warming icees..

Which are quite tasty morsels despite being made of cool liquid nitrogen.
"No problem!" said Ronald McDonald, as Hannah Montana took enough horse tranquilizers to make it interesting for Al Gore. For he wanted to create a huge statue for polar bears of himself wearing in a city where a monkey is confused about the whole thing.

Some weird monkey with a camera starts making gestures to remove the old people from the dark depths… Where they were regurgitated by sharks because they tasted like my wife's (uhh....) mothers cooking. They were much too salty and they tasted so much, like deep freeze turkey from last year's Christmas holiday.

Meanwhile I sat pondering all about the twists and turns of the mysteries of the deeeeeep and onerous mind, using big words of English idioms confusing the monkeys, speaking only American, through Japanese translators, whose questionable linguistics and snazzy wardrobes are very intellectual, but they later were asked to join the order of retired zoologists who now only aped the apes.

OMG screamed Nate!!!! She was stunned.

“Huh? She who?”

“A valid question, requiring full investigation.”, said Detective Colombo, who has 42 under paid monkeys fluent in Chinese speaking. The results were inaudible English. They wanted bananas which then Nate threw at Tarkus, causing every devotee to do a triple salto backwards. Then all the monkeys danced around RJ's census tower and then they went to the outback, waltzing with wallabies, koalas, kangaroos, dingoes and some Matilda’s. But the armadillos were left stunned and confused.


They had missed the crucial meeting to negotiate the surrender of their top secret highly protected formula, the banana launchers which the monkeys wanted to mass produce in order for complete and total destruction of Earth failed because no one agreed on what type of bananas to have pureed.  So instead, they decided that the best thing to do was to go for drinks at Pat and Dave's, and after many loooong hard hours chewing the menus and also the bills, which were much too salty, very rapidly. Did anyone see their private jet take off from LAX (Lower Australian Xenoport), narrowly escaping the long and contrived Michael Moore documentary about Llamas with smelly bellies? Why did everyone want mouldy chilli cheese? That's because we all thrive on Chilli cheese dogs. This by far is the silliest run of this fascinating and complex, mind blowing story.

Meanwhile, in GRV people discussed about cannibals eating people, one more fascinating hoax conspirators perpetrated. Nevertheless, the invasion of Canada was Al's next agenda to have Sam took a turn when the Great Wouanagaine intervened, to stop all the ninja monkeys from saying:
"We are way better than educated gorillas populating trashy pubs during the Olympics, for crying out loud.”

Those gorillas were Republicans - of course - that Bush sent while eating pie. It was discovered that he has a very small middle finger, which holds his brain to the centre.

“That's interesting”, said Dick Cheney's wife, who's middle finger was very large compared to Bush’s. Suddenly a giant Clinton finger pointed at RippleJets belly, because a man-eating man-eater eats a man in such way, the president must activate the anti-man-eating dart throwing evil monkeys from outer space that smoke too much, and got stoned, as monkeys do.

So kids, remember: smoking and eating is what monkeys do for fun.

It was thus the ancient prophecy of ancient prophecies explained that the cheesecake-monster would return and spread its stickiness onto those that do evil like motor-riders and writers of words, because Overlord Twinkie makes police cars that vaguely resemble giant flaming Lamborghinis.

These Lada immitations were just too close for comfort and were also a lot cheaper then outsourcing to the Macintosh retailers who spoke Australian.

The poker dealers dealt another round of Delta Airlines peanuts and rum. They puked, because they wanted to prove the point that I couldn't see vomit without causing the... WHAT, exclaimed an unhappy something.

Coming soon: new iPhones with SUPT option and  built-in NARS for 900 pineapples that have sharp pricks with paralizing orange juice inside them. I couldn't believe that these iPhones are actually the prime minister's secret weapon to bring the sheep back from Alabama.

Meanwhile at Maxis, the armadillos decided to have a device that could point and shake James Bonds Martini and a watch, that was running towards something very uncooked, you know like those red things that you throw at old people driving, Red-Hots.

And yet various animals are oblivious to our devious plots against munchkins. So one day when my mother fell into a dump on the nails, I went out to go get the coffee that didn't shut out the cold miraculous liquid nitrogen.



"Liquid Nitrogen; It's a miracle!" - Dr. Uri Abusikow - Brainiac



Maybe we should divide the story in different chapters  ::)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: SgtJoeDes on August 22, 2008, 07:25:04 PM
It would be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Shadow Assassin on August 22, 2008, 10:41:33 PM
so miraculous that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dedgren on August 23, 2008, 08:26:31 PM
this glorious thingie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on August 23, 2008, 08:42:46 PM
of a story....................



I would agree that maybe at this point since the story is getting sooo long that maybe chapters wouldnt be a bad idea at all!!! 
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on August 25, 2008, 04:36:11 AM
will be continued...

This can be an end of a chapter.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Shadow Assassin on August 25, 2008, 07:34:00 AM
in the sequel!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on August 25, 2008, 07:50:20 AM
Chapter 2:
The Revenge of...

In the top post I placed a chapter division. Please tell if you like it.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Shadow Assassin on August 25, 2008, 08:28:29 AM
the Absolut Sith.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on August 25, 2008, 09:32:27 AM
"The Force is ..."
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: nerdly_dood on August 25, 2008, 10:41:08 AM
that powerful thing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Shadow Assassin on August 25, 2008, 11:21:15 AM
which is alcoholic

:P
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on August 25, 2008, 12:13:20 PM
and drunk regularly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mrbisonm on August 25, 2008, 02:07:48 PM
.....and somehow quite......
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: SgtJoeDes on August 26, 2008, 05:24:07 AM
Interesting. Then suddenly...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: serebii666 on August 27, 2008, 06:11:44 AM
a piece of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on August 27, 2008, 06:15:06 AM
cake appeared at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: serebii666 on August 27, 2008, 06:17:09 AM
the train station
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on August 27, 2008, 06:19:05 AM
out of nowhere.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: nerdly_dood on August 28, 2008, 04:11:33 PM
I ate it...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: serebii666 on August 28, 2008, 05:26:23 PM
and somehow levitated
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: SgtJoeDes on August 28, 2008, 05:38:53 PM
upside down over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on August 29, 2008, 03:29:42 AM
The Story thus far..

Chapter 1
Armadillos and Monkeys

Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent’s fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fire-ants. Which set the poor little fishes tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish them?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculous purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extra-solar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohickey array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an irradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.

Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...

I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale color of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.

A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.

That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.

So why it is that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim City’s history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four-laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get a hold of some free passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.

The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure Teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub Siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.

Which a man shot by Stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys of the planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river; it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated?  So a professional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Australia tried to say "Crickey!

But instead said bee, boo, bop!  He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater.  But Malaqat conjured the high courts.  However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.

The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's.  So that some drunken hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls.  They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry wiener dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Strip-club.

Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers.  When David Edgren went to Nebraska and got hit with a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW.  Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead.  She then picked a new iPod mini that was previously owned by them monkey.  Unfortunately for her, David had a laser gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark.  While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words:  "What the **ll"?

Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse.  The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town.  The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of green funky smelly cheese.

It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the iPod hidden in a dump truck?

Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good.  Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent; believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear.  So we see the bad moon arising.

I see trouble on the on the way.

Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette.  That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at me on the Jell-O Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beat-up Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek.  Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.

Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incident back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA.  The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.

So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too and penguins, but monkeys are prettier than an elephant's butt.  But what I ate this afternoon was crocodile, indeed, they say it tastes like chicken, better than monkey, but resembles yogurt.  A lightning storm blew in faster she had expected. The Story to take a turn but so far no such luck, since her Simian decided to leave.  The ape had been threatening of running for Congress.  The Congress of all xx monkeys disproving Darwin's theory and eating banana splits that truly only contained fake ice cream.  That melted soon despite the climatic shifts Al Gore induced with flavored global warming icees..

Which are quite tasty morsels despite being made of cool liquid nitrogen.
"No problem!" said Ronald McDonald, as Hannah Montana took enough horse tranquilizers to make it interesting for Al Gore. For he wanted to create a huge statue for polar bears of himself wearing in a city where a monkey is confused about the whole thing.

Some weird monkey with a camera starts making gestures to remove the old people from the dark depths… Where they were regurgitated by sharks because they tasted like my wife's (uhh....) mothers cooking. They were much too salty and they tasted so much, like deep freeze turkey from last year's Christmas holiday.

Meanwhile I sat pondering all about the twists and turns of the mysteries of the deeeeeep and onerous mind, using big words of English idioms confusing the monkeys, speaking only American, through Japanese translators, whose questionable linguistics and snazzy wardrobes are very intellectual, but they later were asked to join the order of retired zoologists who now only aped the apes.

OMG screamed Nate!!!! She was stunned.

“Huh? She who?”

“A valid question, requiring full investigation.”, said Detective Colombo, who has 42 under paid monkeys fluent in Chinese speaking. The results were inaudible English. They wanted bananas which then Nate threw at Tarkus, causing every devotee to do a triple salto backwards. Then all the monkeys danced around RJ's census tower and then they went to the outback, waltzing with wallabies, koalas, kangaroos, dingoes and some Matilda’s. But the armadillos were left stunned and confused.


They had missed the crucial meeting to negotiate the surrender of their top secret highly protected formula, the banana launchers which the monkeys wanted to mass produce in order for complete and total destruction of Earth failed because no one agreed on what type of bananas to have pureed.  So instead, they decided that the best thing to do was to go for drinks at Pat and Dave's, and after many loooong hard hours chewing the menus and also the bills, which were much too salty, very rapidly. Did anyone see their private jet take off from LAX (Lower Australian Xenoport), narrowly escaping the long and contrived Michael Moore documentary about Llamas with smelly bellies? Why did everyone want mouldy chilli cheese? That's because we all thrive on Chilli cheese dogs. This by far is the silliest run of this fascinating and complex, mind blowing story.

Meanwhile, in GRV people discussed about cannibals eating people, one more fascinating hoax conspirators perpetrated. Nevertheless, the invasion of Canada was Al's next agenda to have Sam took a turn when the Great Wouanagaine intervened, to stop all the ninja monkeys from saying:
"We are way better than educated gorillas populating trashy pubs during the Olympics, for crying out loud.”

Those gorillas were Republicans - of course - that Bush sent while eating pie. It was discovered that he has a very small middle finger, which holds his brain to the centre.

“That's interesting”, said Dick Cheney's wife, who's middle finger was very large compared to Bush’s. Suddenly a giant Clinton finger pointed at RippleJets belly, because a man-eating man-eater eats a man in such way, the president must activate the anti-man-eating dart throwing evil monkeys from outer space that smoke too much, and got stoned, as monkeys do.

So kids, remember: smoking and eating is what monkeys do for fun.

It was thus the ancient prophecy of ancient prophecies explained that the cheesecake-monster would return and spread its stickiness onto those that do evil like motor-riders and writers of words, because Overlord Twinkie makes police cars that vaguely resemble giant flaming Lamborghinis.

These Lada immitations were just too close for comfort and were also a lot cheaper then outsourcing to the Macintosh retailers who spoke Australian.

The poker dealers dealt another round of Delta Airlines peanuts and rum. They puked, because they wanted to prove the point that I couldn't see vomit without causing the... WHAT, exclaimed an unhappy something.

Coming soon: new iPhones with SUPT option and  built-in NARS for 900 pineapples that have sharp pricks with paralizing orange juice inside them. I couldn't believe that these iPhones are actually the prime minister's secret weapon to bring the sheep back from Alabama.

Meanwhile at Maxis, the armadillos decided to have a device that could point and shake James Bonds Martini and a watch, that was running towards something very uncooked, you know like those red things that you throw at old people driving, Red-Hots.

And yet various animals are oblivious to our devious plots against munchkins. So one day when my mother fell into a dump on the nails, I went out to go get the coffee that didn't shut out the cold miraculous liquid nitrogen.

It would be so miraculous that this glorious thingie of a story will be continued in the sequel!



Chapter 2:
The Revenge of the Absolut Sith

"The Force is that powerful thing which is alcoholic and drunk regularly and somehow quite interesting." Then suddenly a piece of cake appeared at the train station out of nowhere. I ate it and somehow levitated upside down over there. "Aaaaaaargh!" I ....
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Shadow Assassin on August 29, 2008, 04:10:05 AM
ate some pie,
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on August 29, 2008, 06:26:35 AM
said Tom, who...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: art128 on August 29, 2008, 06:28:19 AM
are the policeman ?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mrbisonm on August 29, 2008, 11:03:43 PM
..........These men are.........
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on August 30, 2008, 05:49:23 AM
called 'bobbies' in...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tooheys on August 30, 2008, 06:13:47 AM
some stuck-up land  ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on August 30, 2008, 11:24:12 PM
not in America,
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on August 31, 2008, 05:28:49 AM
but in Britain.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mrbisonm on August 31, 2008, 08:55:50 PM
These so-called Bobbies..........
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: NASCAR_Guy on August 31, 2008, 09:54:25 PM
(Bobby Labonte,Bobby
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Denon333 on September 03, 2008, 10:17:41 PM
Boo,Booby Labtop)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on September 04, 2008, 02:56:14 AM
went to London
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on September 04, 2008, 09:54:47 AM
where they drank
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on September 04, 2008, 11:22:32 AM
in a pub
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Post by: serebii666 on September 06, 2008, 03:25:05 AM
on fleet street
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on September 06, 2008, 04:32:14 AM
. One bobby said:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mrbisonm on September 06, 2008, 08:20:32 PM
" Listen You Lads"
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: NASCAR_Guy on September 06, 2008, 09:23:11 PM
The NASCAR Bobby,
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: nerdly_dood on September 06, 2008, 09:25:11 PM
from the Empire...

(read his signature...)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on September 07, 2008, 10:54:23 AM
of Zappa spoke:
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: nerdly_dood on September 11, 2008, 06:46:13 PM
"You are all...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: serebii666 on September 12, 2008, 12:14:43 AM
on my Voodoo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on September 12, 2008, 06:09:03 AM
Cell phone! Beware!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: SgtJoeDes on September 12, 2008, 11:21:24 AM
So then the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: nerdly_dood on September 13, 2008, 12:00:26 AM
dood that was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Pat on September 13, 2008, 10:51:39 PM
making cops go,




Nascar_guy its your turn to bring the story over to this new page with the added words up to your post, thank you...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on September 14, 2008, 03:18:52 AM
wild about False intersections (http://www.wiki.sc4devotion.com/index.php/False_intersection)...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on September 14, 2008, 04:00:58 AM
, because the law ...



^^ Errr... that were four words, Casper ^^
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: SgtJoeDes on September 14, 2008, 07:49:08 AM
states that "Dood"
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on September 14, 2008, 08:02:46 AM
is a prohibited ...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: SgtJoeDes on September 14, 2008, 08:22:09 AM
to dance atop...
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Post by: MandelSoft on September 14, 2008, 10:40:14 AM
a table'-word.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mrbisonm on September 15, 2008, 11:41:49 PM
Meantime, near the.....
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on September 15, 2008, 11:47:52 PM
Rural Highway (http://www.wiki.sc4devotion.com/index.php/Rural_Highway_Mod), it...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on September 16, 2008, 08:05:35 AM
began to rain.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: nerdly_dood on September 16, 2008, 05:03:57 PM
Nerdly_dood came and...

(I consider my name one word, joined by the _)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on September 17, 2008, 08:26:52 AM
he said: "Hey! ...

Next one should bring the story over!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: serebii666 on September 21, 2008, 08:53:02 AM
Hey, You You
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CraigKingOfIreland on September 21, 2008, 09:28:57 AM
i don't like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on September 21, 2008, 10:01:50 AM
you! Go away!"
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Post by: Pat on September 21, 2008, 10:14:42 AM
"No" screamed Nate!!!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CraigKingOfIreland on September 21, 2008, 10:15:14 AM
[And we had a good portion of the song going  ;D]
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on September 21, 2008, 10:29:07 AM
The Story thus far..

Chapter 1
Armadillos and Monkeys

Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent’s fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fire-ants. Which set the poor little fishes tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish them?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculous purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extra-solar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohickey array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an irradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.

Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...

I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale color of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.

A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.

That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.

So why it is that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim City’s history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four-laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get a hold of some free passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.

The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure Teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub Siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.

Which a man shot by Stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys of the planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river; it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated?  So a professional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Australia tried to say "Crickey!

But instead said bee, boo, bop!  He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater.  But Malaqat conjured the high courts.  However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.

The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's.  So that some drunken hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls.  They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry wiener dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Strip-club.

Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers.  When David Edgren went to Nebraska and got hit with a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW.  Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead.  She then picked a new iPod mini that was previously owned by them monkey.  Unfortunately for her, David had a laser gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark.  While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words:  "What the **ll"?

Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse.  The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town.  The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of green funky smelly cheese.

It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the iPod hidden in a dump truck?

Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good.  Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent; believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear.  So we see the bad moon arising.

I see trouble on the on the way.

Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette.  That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at me on the Jell-O Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beat-up Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek.  Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.

Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incident back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA.  The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.

So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too and penguins, but monkeys are prettier than an elephant's butt.  But what I ate this afternoon was crocodile, indeed, they say it tastes like chicken, better than monkey, but resembles yogurt.  A lightning storm blew in faster she had expected. The Story to take a turn but so far no such luck, since her Simian decided to leave.  The ape had been threatening of running for Congress.  The Congress of all xx monkeys disproving Darwin's theory and eating banana splits that truly only contained fake ice cream.  That melted soon despite the climatic shifts Al Gore induced with flavored global warming icees..

Which are quite tasty morsels despite being made of cool liquid nitrogen.
"No problem!" said Ronald McDonald, as Hannah Montana took enough horse tranquilizers to make it interesting for Al Gore. For he wanted to create a huge statue for polar bears of himself wearing in a city where a monkey is confused about the whole thing.

Some weird monkey with a camera starts making gestures to remove the old people from the dark depths… Where they were regurgitated by sharks because they tasted like my wife's (uhh....) mothers cooking. They were much too salty and they tasted so much, like deep freeze turkey from last year's Christmas holiday.

Meanwhile I sat pondering all about the twists and turns of the mysteries of the deeeeeep and onerous mind, using big words of English idioms confusing the monkeys, speaking only American, through Japanese translators, whose questionable linguistics and snazzy wardrobes are very intellectual, but they later were asked to join the order of retired zoologists who now only aped the apes.

OMG screamed Nate!!!! She was stunned.

“Huh? She who?”

“A valid question, requiring full investigation.”, said Detective Colombo, who has 42 under paid monkeys fluent in Chinese speaking. The results were inaudible English. They wanted bananas which then Nate threw at Tarkus, causing every devotee to do a triple salto backwards. Then all the monkeys danced around RJ's census tower and then they went to the outback, waltzing with wallabies, koalas, kangaroos, dingoes and some Matilda’s. But the armadillos were left stunned and confused.


They had missed the crucial meeting to negotiate the surrender of their top secret highly protected formula, the banana launchers which the monkeys wanted to mass produce in order for complete and total destruction of Earth failed because no one agreed on what type of bananas to have pureed.  So instead, they decided that the best thing to do was to go for drinks at Pat and Dave's, and after many loooong hard hours chewing the menus and also the bills, which were much too salty, very rapidly. Did anyone see their private jet take off from LAX (Lower Australian Xenoport), narrowly escaping the long and contrived Michael Moore documentary about Llamas with smelly bellies? Why did everyone want mouldy chilli cheese? That's because we all thrive on Chilli cheese dogs. This by far is the silliest run of this fascinating and complex, mind blowing story.

Meanwhile, in GRV people discussed about cannibals eating people, one more fascinating hoax conspirators perpetrated. Nevertheless, the invasion of Canada was Al's next agenda to have Sam took a turn when the Great Wouanagaine intervened, to stop all the ninja monkeys from saying:
"We are way better than educated gorillas populating trashy pubs during the Olympics, for crying out loud.”

Those gorillas were Republicans - of course - that Bush sent while eating pie. It was discovered that he has a very small middle finger, which holds his brain to the centre.

“That's interesting”, said Dick Cheney's wife, who's middle finger was very large compared to Bush’s. Suddenly a giant Clinton finger pointed at RippleJets belly, because a man-eating man-eater eats a man in such way, the president must activate the anti-man-eating dart throwing evil monkeys from outer space that smoke too much, and got stoned, as monkeys do.

So kids, remember: smoking and eating is what monkeys do for fun.

It was thus the ancient prophecy of ancient prophecies explained that the cheesecake-monster would return and spread its stickiness onto those that do evil like motor-riders and writers of words, because Overlord Twinkie makes police cars that vaguely resemble giant flaming Lamborghinis.

These Lada immitations were just too close for comfort and were also a lot cheaper then outsourcing to the Macintosh retailers who spoke Australian.

The poker dealers dealt another round of Delta Airlines peanuts and rum. They puked, because they wanted to prove the point that I couldn't see vomit without causing the... WHAT, exclaimed an unhappy something.

Coming soon: new iPhones with SUPT option and  built-in NARS for 900 pineapples that have sharp pricks with paralizing orange juice inside them. I couldn't believe that these iPhones are actually the prime minister's secret weapon to bring the sheep back from Alabama.

Meanwhile at Maxis, the armadillos decided to have a device that could point and shake James Bonds Martini and a watch, that was running towards something very uncooked, you know like those red things that you throw at old people driving, Red-Hots.

And yet various animals are oblivious to our devious plots against munchkins. So one day when my mother fell into a dump on the nails, I went out to go get the coffee that didn't shut out the cold miraculous liquid nitrogen.

It would be so miraculous that this glorious thingie of a story will be continued in the sequel!



Chapter 2:
The Revenge of the Absolut Sith

"The Force is that powerful thing which is alcoholic and drunk regularly and somehow quite interesting." Then suddenly a piece of cake appeared at the train station out of nowhere. I ate it and somehow levitated upside down overthere. "Aaaaaaargh!" I ate some pie, said Tom, who is a policeman.

These men are called 'bobbies' in some stuck-up land, not in America, but in Britain. These so-called Bobbies (Bobby Labonte,Bobby Boo,Booby Labtop) went to London where they drank in a pub on Fleet Street. One bobby said: "Listen, You Lads!" The NASCAR Bobby from the Empire of Zappa spoke: "You are all on my Voodoo Cell Phone! Beware!" So then the dood that was making cops go wild about False intersections , because the law states that 'Dood' is a prohibited 'to dance atop a table'-word.

Meantime, near the Rural Highway, it began to rain. Nerdly_dood came and he said: "Hey! Hey, You You! I don't like you! Go away!" "No!", screamed Nate!!! Of course he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: j-dub on September 21, 2008, 10:44:23 AM
got himself into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: nerdly_dood on September 21, 2008, 10:49:04 AM
trouble with nerdly_dood

hey, someone mentioned me without actually responding to me()stsfd()
Oh wait, that was me never mind... :-[
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on September 21, 2008, 12:23:26 PM
, but he was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Sheep49 on September 21, 2008, 12:31:54 PM
luckily saved by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on September 21, 2008, 12:38:32 PM
Piotr. But Maarten
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Sheep49 on September 21, 2008, 12:48:58 PM
appeared there, and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on September 22, 2008, 07:35:51 AM
he messed up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Sheep49 on September 22, 2008, 10:40:51 AM
the whole situation.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on September 22, 2008, 12:14:05 PM
"Oh no!", said
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Sheep49 on September 22, 2008, 12:34:36 PM
nerdly_dood. "It's the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mrbisonm on September 22, 2008, 10:01:54 PM
...same freaking situation.......
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Post by: dragonshardz on September 22, 2008, 10:53:55 PM
in Oblivion." But
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Sheep49 on September 23, 2008, 07:10:51 AM
Wiki Ghosts came
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on September 23, 2008, 07:51:25 AM
explained the case



Next person bring the story over, plz!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mrbisonm on September 25, 2008, 07:39:26 PM

........and ran towards.....



Next person bring the story over, plz!

What does that mean? Bring the story over......?....over where?
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Post by: Fatsuhono on September 25, 2008, 08:12:03 PM
...the Pacific to...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: nerdly_dood on September 25, 2008, 09:38:22 PM
get to San [finish the city name however you please]
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Sheep49 on September 26, 2008, 08:16:33 AM
Francisco, where he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on September 26, 2008, 08:40:05 AM
takes the train


Quote from: mrbisonm
What does that mean? Bring the story over......?....over where?
That means that you'll post the whole story so far, see the last page.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: mrbisonm on September 26, 2008, 09:58:56 AM
mrtnrln , Thanks for explaining...


The Story thus far..


Chapter 1
Armadillos and Monkeys

Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parent’s fishbowl.
 
In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fire-ants. Which set the poor little fishes tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.
 
Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish them?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.

So wrapping up, we can say that the implications of the bloody war between worlds has had no tangible retardation regarding Keynesian economic theory. Then Michael slapped all of us with a notion that God didn't ever imagine to think of, because at the time no tea was to obtain from the planet that the ancients built for the ridiculous purpose that eventually was lost in that fateful night long ago. However we're entering the tertiary acceleration phase and what else could go wrong is unknown due to external factors. Hence, we ought to find the lost city of Atlantis, as the famous dancing slugs make us all go crazy enough to want to excrete a slippery element composed of grease.

But now we want to find a happy ending to our miserable occupations. Unfortunately the cheesecake monster attained escape velocity and so it launched emergency beacons that summoned backup cheesecake monster armies to retaliate, however they got whipped. Paris Hilton lost what little mind she never had by declaring hostilities against said armies in the instant of pure rage following her time in LA County jail.

Pooooor Paris, nobody cared though because she's a non sc4 player. Meanwhile, the other inmates at LA County went extra-solar (outside the solar system) but got cold, so they burned Paris's grand cell to the ground. Her charismatic ectoplasm's effect on the quantum doohickey array had no effect.

The Gamma-ray transmogrifier transmogrified someone into an irradiated transmogrification that then started psychological corroborations  attributed to repressed memories of Paris Hilton's well-deserved jail term that was shortened due to an idiot judge who liked nothing but to watch poor Paris sit back and sing some lexicalogically superfluous with toooooo many verses about how to paint her ugly mug shot.

Then Jake Green pulled out his radioactivity detector and threw it at the very ugly cheesemonger's sister. Later that night I sat awake wondering about this nonsensical time in Stropon when I drank a whole bottle of delectable fortified of pure German chocolate flavored bubblegum which tasted good...

I couldn't believe Jeronij hadn't stripped until now, but all the ladies went hog wild, when they saw the pale color of his tight fitting tee-shirt. It clung to his masculine body like it was a leech on a bloodpack. Elsewhere we saw Dedgren the mighty Alaskan Intellectual heavyweight charging towards a group of unsuspecting cheesmonsters when he decided to make 3RR with a red, blue and green stream that flowed much like a cascading Niagara.

A Very Embarrassed Johnny Appleseed reached up To Kick Fledder's butt with a steel capped boot, but the boot got stuck up someone's very large chimney flue, which widened the size of Toohey's ummmmm insight into Pat's very irregular mind which causes him to play Sim City 7 when finally someone made a wonderful suggestion into a weapon.

That would cause underdog, Spiderman, and Batman to switch places with BSC, who dressed up with their underpants inside out, so that they was nuttier than squirrels high on crack and low on cash that BLaM spent frivolously on secondhand bats from SC4's main website which BLaM turned into beautiful, attractive, useful lots.

So why it is that Wisconsin is green on Tuesdays while a naked woman is jumping into a pool full of Jell-O? Did you know Sim City’s history? Well it's a long time ago when god mode was created which gave ordinary gamers abilities beyond the Mayor mode. To have fun where no fun loving kids were hanging out by the post office. But eventually one caused the big bang theory to happen in downtown right before the almighty Cheeziz has summoned cheesecake monsters creating big singularly quarrels about the super tall skyscrapers that was big. These super tall skyscrapers were falling into the subway and collapsing the moose which happened to cross exactly the four-laned rural highway. However the NAM road Modd was not up to standards so the official city journal statistics threw a meteor into the way and it struck the house of the forgotten batters destroying all the archived models before the year 1987. Furious, 1987 BATters decided to get a hold of some free passes to Walt Disney World! Where Mickey still had a secret and it's bad; he still wets his pants and drinks out of a trash can sized martini glass.

The BATters discovered that huge grater over at the Cheese Grater Shrine (blessed by Jesus) was 100% pure Teflon, essential for non-stick cooking of Holy cheese from inside North Dakota. They used it liberally on coyotes give roadrunners advance notice of bombs that may be hidden under the only palm tree in all the sub Siberian highlands on planet mars However, President Bush refused to take Russia's attack seriously So the military BATted a weapon which looked like something that came from Florida.

Which a man shot by Stalin found in a tea chest, slightly rusted due to the Overweight Monkeys of the planet of SimMars. Guess what I found today: A 500 pound beast of a quite perplexing nature that looked like it ate something heavy. The beast was sitting near a river; it had eaten all the reeds, exposing a nuclear bomb which was undetonated?  So a professional alligator wrestler, licensed from in Australia tried to say "Crickey!

But instead said bee, boo, bop!  He was sued with a large 1,000,000,000 fine and threatened with the Knife he found under a giant Teflon cheese grater.  But Malaqat conjured the high courts.  However, nobody cared that a crazy Croc Hunter had Decided to try shooting twelve adorable naked mole rats which were busy doing some nasty Community Service for heinous hate crimes.

The rats said that they would play SimCity until the cows came To clean the red light district's.  So that some drunken hookers named Fjskdl, Eruigfrio, and Malcolm Achbar Mustafa were able to get double pay That Was Good for buying illegal underground ping-pong leagues jumbo sized explosive ten pound balls.  They were crushed into orange Julius by a gigantic hungry wiener dog that was over Taking Sexy Back by the Strip-club.

Then the local paint stripper decided to get to Patches Paint for ne stocking fillers.  When David Edgren went to Nebraska and got hit with a large cob of corn he decided to Curse at BarbyW.  Who slapped him with a flounder which was dead.  She then picked a new iPod mini that was previously owned by them monkey.  Unfortunately for her, David had a laser gun pointed directly at the new iPod which was crawling up his thigh bone and then went all the way into his new shoulder pads that glowed in the dark.  While that happened she fell out of a(n) tub of pudding, with the juice of orange and said three words:  "What the **ll"?

Which really meant there was no iPod at all and that she had to pee in an outhouse.  The outhouse was then set on, on top of the big long pit that leads to the center square in town.  The townspeople all threw up over the pit's rim that was green, and smelled like they ate an entire bag of green funky smelly cheese.

It was that Brett Favre had a cheese sandwich with pickles; embedded into his right pocket was a GMAX model of the CNTower. Who here thinks they have the iPod hidden in a dump truck?

Well of course Steve Jobs knew now with mine never playing Madonna would be good.  Time for us to dance into the yellowing aquarium because we are born innocent; believe me when I sing my song that I'm far away from you while in fact your mother wears a sixties' dress and huge underwear.  So we see the bad moon arising.

I see trouble on the on the way.

Don't come around to borrow my Sim City Diskette.  That hasn't been out of my mind since the monkeys laughed at me on the Jell-O Pudding Pops that was totally melted on the dashboard of a old beat-up Toyota that smelt like her sponsor's left butt cheek.  Now toxic fumes fill not only the car, but also the entire state.

Mandatory evacuations have been delayed while the National Guard is too busy watching infomercials and helping people to tone their abs or to punt that Katrina incident back to George, who was vacationing in Cuba against the Pentagon's request because of the failed cigar embargo sabotaged by monkeys from the NSA.  The monkeys then smoked all the stuff we decided to pick off.

So then we worshipped the monkeys although we like giraffes, too and penguins, but monkeys are prettier than an elephant's butt.  But what I ate this afternoon was crocodile, indeed, they say it tastes like chicken, better than monkey, but resembles yogurt.  A lightning storm blew in faster she had expected. The Story to take a turn but so far no such luck, since her Simian decided to leave.  The ape had been threatening of running for Congress.  The Congress of all xx monkeys disproving Darwin's theory and eating banana splits that truly only contained fake ice cream.  That melted soon despite the climatic shifts Al Gore induced with flavored global warming icees..

Which are quite tasty morsels despite being made of cool liquid nitrogen.
"No problem!" said Ronald McDonald, as Hannah Montana took enough horse tranquilizers to make it interesting for Al Gore. For he wanted to create a huge statue for polar bears of himself wearing in a city where a monkey is confused about the whole thing.

Some weird monkey with a camera starts making gestures to remove the old people from the dark depths… Where they were regurgitated by sharks because they tasted like my wife's (uhh....) mothers cooking. They were much too salty and they tasted so much, like deep freeze turkey from last year's Christmas holiday.

Meanwhile I sat pondering all about the twists and turns of the mysteries of the deeeeeep and onerous mind, using big words of English idioms confusing the monkeys, speaking only American, through Japanese translators, whose questionable linguistics and snazzy wardrobes are very intellectual, but they later were asked to join the order of retired zoologists who now only aped the apes.

OMG screamed Nate!!!! She was stunned.

“Huh? She who?”

“A valid question, requiring full investigation.”, said Detective Colombo, who has 42 under paid monkeys fluent in Chinese speaking. The results were inaudible English. They wanted bananas which then Nate threw at Tarkus, causing every devotee to do a triple salto backwards. Then all the monkeys danced around RJ's census tower and then they went to the outback, waltzing with wallabies, koalas, kangaroos, dingoes and some Matilda’s. But the armadillos were left stunned and confused.


They had missed the crucial meeting to negotiate the surrender of their top secret highly protected formula, the banana launchers which the monkeys wanted to mass produce in order for complete and total destruction of Earth failed because no one agreed on what type of bananas to have pureed.  So instead, they decided that the best thing to do was to go for drinks at Pat and Dave's, and after many loooong hard hours chewing the menus and also the bills, which were much too salty, very rapidly. Did anyone see their private jet take off from LAX (Lower Australian Xenoport), narrowly escaping the long and contrived Michael Moore documentary about Llamas with smelly bellies? Why did everyone want mouldy chilli cheese? That's because we all thrive on Chilli cheese dogs. This by far is the silliest run of this fascinating and complex, mind blowing story.

Meanwhile, in GRV people discussed about cannibals eating people, one more fascinating hoax conspirators perpetrated. Nevertheless, the invasion of Canada was Al's next agenda to have Sam took a turn when the Great Wouanagaine intervened, to stop all the ninja monkeys from saying:
"We are way better than educated gorillas populating trashy pubs during the Olympics, for crying out loud.”

Those gorillas were Republicans - of course - that Bush sent while eating pie. It was discovered that he has a very small middle finger, which holds his brain to the centre.

“That's interesting”, said Dick Cheney's wife, who's middle finger was very large compared to Bush’s. Suddenly a giant Clinton finger pointed at RippleJets belly, because a man-eating man-eater eats a man in such way, the president must activate the anti-man-eating dart throwing evil monkeys from outer space that smoke too much, and got stoned, as monkeys do.

So kids, remember: smoking and eating is what monkeys do for fun.

It was thus the ancient prophecy of ancient prophecies explained that the cheesecake-monster would return and spread its stickiness onto those that do evil like motor-riders and writers of words, because Overlord Twinkie makes police cars that vaguely resemble giant flaming Lamborghinis.

These Lada immitations were just too close for comfort and were also a lot cheaper then outsourcing to the Macintosh retailers who spoke Australian.

The poker dealers dealt another round of Delta Airlines peanuts and rum. They puked, because they wanted to prove the point that I couldn't see vomit without causing the... WHAT, exclaimed an unhappy something.

Coming soon: new iPhones with SUPT option and  built-in NARS for 900 pineapples that have sharp pricks with paralizing orange juice inside them. I couldn't believe that these iPhones are actually the prime minister's secret weapon to bring the sheep back from Alabama.

Meanwhile at Maxis, the armadillos decided to have a device that could point and shake James Bonds Martini and a watch, that was running towards something very uncooked, you know like those red things that you throw at old people driving, Red-Hots.

And yet various animals are oblivious to our devious plots against munchkins. So one day when my mother fell into a dump on the nails, I went out to go get the coffee that didn't shut out the cold miraculous liquid nitrogen.

It would be so miraculous that this glorious thingie of a story will be continued in the sequel!


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Chapter 2:
The Revenge of the Absolut Sith

"The Force is that powerful thing which is alcoholic and drunk regularly and somehow quite interesting." Then suddenly a piece of cake appeared at the train station out of nowhere. I ate it and somehow levitated upside down overthere. "Aaaaaaargh!" I ate some pie, said Tom, who is a policeman.

These men are called 'bobbies' in some stuck-up land, not in America, but in Britain. These so-called Bobbies (Bobby Labonte,Bobby Boo,Booby Labtop) went to London where they drank in a pub on Fleet Street. One bobby said: "Listen, You Lads!" The NASCAR Bobby from the Empire of Zappa spoke: "You are all on my Voodoo Cell Phone! Beware!" So then the dood that was making cops go wild about False intersections , because the law states that 'Dood' is a prohibited 'to dance atop a table'-word.

Meantime, near the Rural Highway, it began to rain. Nerdly_dood came and he said: "Hey! Hey, You You! I don't like you! Go away!" "No!", screamed Nate!!! Of course he got himself into trouble with nerdly_dood, but he was luckily saved by Piotr. But Maarten appeared there, and he messed up the whole situation.

"Oh no!", said nerdly_dood. "It's the same freaking situation in Oblivion." But Wiki Ghosts came, explained the case and ran towards the Pacific to get to San Francisco, where he takes the train......

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Post by: Sheep49 on September 26, 2008, 11:42:48 AM
to the middle
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Post by: MandelSoft on September 27, 2008, 03:37:57 AM
of nowhere. Why?
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Post by: Sheep49 on September 27, 2008, 03:39:54 AM
No one knows!
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Post by: CasperVg on September 27, 2008, 10:11:58 AM
Soon, the Ghost
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Post by: Sheep49 on September 27, 2008, 12:23:55 PM
of JoeST was
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Post by: mrbisonm on September 27, 2008, 08:43:06 PM
   was about to
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Post by: nerdly_dood on September 27, 2008, 08:46:14 PM
go to San [finish the city name]
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Post by: CasperVg on September 28, 2008, 01:00:26 AM
Andreas, where he
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Post by: Sheep49 on September 28, 2008, 02:22:28 AM
could see his
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Post by: MandelSoft on September 28, 2008, 04:44:11 AM
new GTA game
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Post by: Sheep49 on September 28, 2008, 04:47:09 AM
...released on Wii...
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Post by: mrbisonm on September 28, 2008, 02:56:32 PM
    Back in Paris,
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Post by: JoeST on September 28, 2008, 03:08:24 PM
something happened and
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Post by: mrbisonm on September 28, 2008, 06:40:13 PM
   no one actually
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Post by: Sheep49 on September 29, 2008, 09:34:05 AM
know what was
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Post by: mrbisonm on September 29, 2008, 04:19:43 PM
   going on. How
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Post by: Sheep49 on October 10, 2008, 01:50:35 PM
about ice cream?
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Post by: j-dub on October 11, 2008, 10:50:20 PM
I'd love some.
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Post by: Sheep49 on October 12, 2008, 12:29:04 AM
- Said Piotr, who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on October 12, 2008, 01:10:39 AM
drove a moped
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Post by: MandelSoft on October 12, 2008, 03:46:22 AM
in Churcill Place.
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Post by: Sheep49 on October 12, 2008, 03:48:38 AM
He met Casper,
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Post by: MandelSoft on October 12, 2008, 03:53:51 AM
which is strange
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Post by: nerdly_dood on October 21, 2008, 07:11:09 PM
unlike nerdly_dood, who...
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Post by: MandelSoft on October 22, 2008, 03:34:36 AM
was there 'accidently'
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Post by: Sheep49 on October 22, 2008, 09:16:23 AM
, but in fact
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Post by: rooker1 on October 22, 2008, 09:33:43 AM
he had disappeared.
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Post by: WC_EEND on October 22, 2008, 09:36:53 AM
towards the border
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Post by: andreharv on October 22, 2008, 11:07:06 AM
of the gruesome
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Post by: j-dub on October 23, 2008, 05:23:19 PM
fog. Everyone then...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on October 24, 2008, 02:40:39 AM
gasped; "What happened?"
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Post by: bob56 on October 25, 2008, 05:49:05 PM
And Joe said:
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Post by: nerdly_dood on October 25, 2008, 07:33:23 PM
"Oi! There's nerdly_dood!"
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Post by: j-dub on October 27, 2008, 01:52:29 PM
Ahhhhhhhh! Run away!
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Post by: Sheep49 on October 27, 2008, 02:39:53 PM
- Casper shouted, and
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Post by: nerdly_dood on October 27, 2008, 03:09:38 PM
nerdly_dood shouted back: "...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on October 28, 2008, 07:04:29 AM
Why so scared?
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Post by: nerdly_dood on November 02, 2008, 08:04:05 PM
Casper responded: "Because...
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Post by: j-dub on November 02, 2008, 09:23:58 PM
Piotr's moped hit
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Post by: nerdly_dood on November 05, 2008, 07:12:47 PM
this (http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m275/jogi21/default/gigantic_lighter.jpg) big lighter...

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Post by: j-dub on November 05, 2008, 09:34:16 PM
causing an explossion.
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Post by: Sheep49 on November 06, 2008, 09:51:00 AM
Wow! That reminds
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Post by: j-dub on November 06, 2008, 09:58:16 PM
me. Run guys!
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Post by: nerdly_dood on November 07, 2008, 08:48:51 PM
" then, (http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd138/nerdly_dood/BLAM-1.jpg) The...
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Post by: Denon333 on November 14, 2008, 06:41:46 AM
...End!Stay Tuned!
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Post by: Pozzessed on November 14, 2008, 02:09:00 PM
for more mayhem
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Post by: nerdly_dood on November 15, 2008, 05:15:55 PM
and more exploding...
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Post by: Denon333 on November 30, 2008, 01:39:16 AM
and more chaos!
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Post by: j-dub on December 07, 2008, 01:19:20 PM
but now, commercial
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Post by: bob56 on December 07, 2008, 01:21:32 PM
break from today's...
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Post by: kbieniu7 on December 07, 2008, 02:11:23 PM
program "how to...
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Post by: MandelSoft on December 09, 2008, 08:36:16 AM
watch this program"
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Post by: bob56 on December 11, 2008, 05:31:24 PM
paid for by
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Post by: nerdly_dood on December 11, 2008, 05:43:47 PM
nerdly_mods® - The best
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Post by: j-dub on December 12, 2008, 02:23:20 PM
emergency forces around
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Post by: serebii666 on December 13, 2008, 06:30:39 AM
not including cats,
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Post by: nerdly_dood on December 13, 2008, 08:50:13 AM
or the NYPD.
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Post by: Orange Julius on April 04, 2009, 03:59:10 PM
Also, be sure
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Post by: Pat on April 04, 2009, 09:34:39 PM
check with the
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Post by: Tarkus on April 04, 2009, 10:57:55 PM
port authority about
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Post by: Blue Lightning on April 05, 2009, 07:35:42 AM
how to eat
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Post by: darraghf on April 05, 2009, 08:46:52 AM
a chicken wing!
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Post by: WC_EEND on April 06, 2009, 10:42:06 AM
when you go
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Post by: k808j on April 06, 2009, 11:34:02 AM
to Memphis, Tennesee
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Post by: Dino007 on April 06, 2009, 11:41:09 AM
And while you're
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Post by: choco on April 06, 2009, 12:33:41 PM
donning appropriate attire,
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Post by: darraghf on April 06, 2009, 01:59:08 PM
but you spill
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Post by: serebii666 on April 16, 2009, 02:22:07 PM
Radioactive iCarly sludge
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Post by: nerdly_dood on April 16, 2009, 02:26:02 PM
all over your
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Post by: darraghf on April 16, 2009, 02:41:48 PM
cool blue shirt
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Post by: Blue Lightning on April 16, 2009, 03:02:15 PM
that has a
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Post by: bob56 on April 16, 2009, 08:27:42 PM
SC4 Devotion Logo
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Post by: CasperVg on April 18, 2009, 10:51:25 AM
and three extremely
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Post by: MandelSoft on May 03, 2009, 04:05:44 AM
devoted SC4 players
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Post by: serebii666 on May 12, 2009, 06:09:12 PM
eating some cheese
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Post by: j-dub on May 14, 2009, 12:53:41 AM
make sure you
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Post by: Blue Lightning on May 18, 2009, 03:56:52 PM
recolor the walls
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Post by: KoV Liberty on May 23, 2009, 01:06:40 PM
on the house
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Post by: serebii666 on May 23, 2009, 06:00:42 PM
of which waffles
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Post by: Blue Lightning on May 24, 2009, 02:57:32 PM
are flying around
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Post by: joelyboy911 on May 25, 2009, 04:05:28 AM
with thrilling vigour
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Post by: serebii666 on June 13, 2009, 03:06:29 PM
falling into gravy
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Post by: calibanX on June 13, 2009, 05:44:56 PM
While kissing your
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Post by: serebii666 on June 29, 2009, 09:43:26 PM
telemarketer's favourite onigiri
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Post by: nerdly_dood on July 01, 2009, 12:48:54 PM
despite not knowing
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Post by: netmod on February 28, 2010, 12:25:54 PM
you are about
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Post by: bob56 on February 28, 2010, 05:00:13 PM
to be eaten
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Post by: ShultzCity on February 28, 2010, 05:35:19 PM
by a caterpillar
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Post by: serebii666 on March 01, 2010, 06:50:33 AM
wearing a poncho
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Post by: Pat on March 02, 2010, 03:31:35 PM
.  Then the great
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Post by: ShultzCity on March 02, 2010, 10:53:11 PM
big zebra finds
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Post by: CasperVg on March 02, 2010, 10:54:49 PM
three expensive cabrios
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Post by: j-dub on March 05, 2010, 11:23:02 AM
fighing the caterpillar.
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Post by: netmod on March 06, 2010, 12:17:57 AM
inside a big
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Post by: canyonjumper on March 06, 2010, 01:24:33 AM
Old Church that
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Post by: kbieniu7 on March 06, 2010, 04:06:34 AM
is surrounded by
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Post by: netmod on March 06, 2010, 03:09:20 PM
large and fat
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Post by: serebii666 on March 08, 2010, 08:29:55 AM
confucianism preaching pterosaurs
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Post by: j-dub on March 08, 2010, 12:01:35 PM
from Portal 2
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Post by: armagin on March 08, 2010, 12:08:35 PM
ate a burger
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Post by: MandelSoft on March 08, 2010, 01:12:30 PM
with extra chili
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Post by: armagin on March 08, 2010, 01:15:11 PM
and hurled at
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Post by: canyonjumper on March 08, 2010, 01:40:36 PM
the president of
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Post by: armagin on March 08, 2010, 01:44:56 PM
the newspaper company
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Post by: ecoba on March 08, 2010, 01:54:55 PM
from New York
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Post by: ShultzCity on March 08, 2010, 02:58:58 PM
. This made the
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Post by: armagin on March 08, 2010, 03:57:16 PM
drunken preacher scream
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Post by: canyonjumper on March 08, 2010, 04:54:35 PM
loudly that he
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Post by: thepokemaniac on April 07, 2010, 07:29:57 PM
woke the nearest
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Post by: Nego on April 11, 2010, 12:03:46 PM
sleeping little children
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Post by: Highrise99 on June 30, 2010, 07:03:08 PM
and they cried.
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Post by: jmyers2043 on June 30, 2010, 08:15:31 PM
What if we
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Post by: Zacharuno on June 30, 2010, 08:29:08 PM
got stoned with
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Post by: Lowkee33 on June 30, 2010, 09:01:31 PM
the finest marble
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Post by: greckman on June 30, 2010, 09:14:23 PM
and then made
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Post by: Highrise99 on July 01, 2010, 07:09:33 AM
our own coffins?
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Post by: jmyers2043 on July 01, 2010, 07:31:46 AM
What would happen
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Post by: ecoba on July 01, 2010, 08:52:48 AM
if a pony
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Post by: Nego on July 01, 2010, 09:15:28 AM
ate some lunch
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Post by: canyonjumper on July 01, 2010, 09:13:19 PM
at a place
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Post by: ShultzCity on July 01, 2010, 09:57:37 PM
in the Antarctic
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Post by: Nego on July 01, 2010, 10:29:12 PM
with his friend
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Post by: canyonjumper on July 01, 2010, 10:31:51 PM
canyonjumper, and they
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Post by: ShultzCity on July 01, 2010, 10:54:26 PM
couldn't hold on
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Post by: j-dub on July 01, 2010, 11:02:25 PM
to the ice
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Post by: daryl7478 on July 01, 2010, 11:08:39 PM
and ran into
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Post by: ShultzCity on July 01, 2010, 11:14:17 PM
an iceberg. Unfortunately
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Post by: Nego on July 01, 2010, 11:20:18 PM
an angry penguin
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Post by: xxdita on July 01, 2010, 11:23:07 PM
wearing a straitjacket
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Post by: ShultzCity on July 01, 2010, 11:27:22 PM
appeared and decided
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on July 01, 2010, 11:43:52 PM
to throw a
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Post by: xxdita on July 02, 2010, 12:58:30 AM
hoe-down without inviting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: CasperVg on July 02, 2010, 02:37:48 AM
some awful-looking hippo's
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Post by: ShultzCity on July 02, 2010, 03:22:38 AM
. Now the hippo's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on July 02, 2010, 09:35:45 AM
leader decided to
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Post by: daryl7478 on July 02, 2010, 10:27:08 AM
eat chow mein
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on July 02, 2010, 10:43:20 AM
at a table
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Post by: daryl7478 on July 02, 2010, 02:12:04 PM
in a town
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Post by: Nego on July 02, 2010, 06:48:09 PM
called Kinco because
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Post by: ShultzCity on July 02, 2010, 07:30:07 PM
he was secretly
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Post by: daryl7478 on July 02, 2010, 07:33:03 PM
trying to buy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on July 02, 2010, 09:32:07 PM
a very expensive
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Post by: daryl7478 on July 03, 2010, 09:35:09 AM
Mercedes Benz that
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Post by: j-dub on July 03, 2010, 10:18:16 AM
drove and hovered.
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Post by: Nego on July 03, 2010, 10:38:07 AM
This way, everyone
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Post by: daryl7478 on July 03, 2010, 07:18:33 PM
feared the car
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Post by: Highrise99 on July 12, 2010, 11:12:37 AM
would hover over
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Post by: daryl7478 on July 12, 2010, 03:25:13 PM
the guy who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on July 12, 2010, 05:32:05 PM
ate the food
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on July 12, 2010, 06:17:56 PM
that tasted nasty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on July 12, 2010, 09:00:14 PM
in the road
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Post by: daryl7478 on July 12, 2010, 09:11:18 PM
in California that
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Post by: Highrise99 on July 12, 2010, 09:22:09 PM
meandered everywhere.  Then
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Post by: joelyboy911 on July 12, 2010, 09:51:00 PM
he began to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: ShultzCity on July 12, 2010, 11:32:50 PM
wonder why the
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Post by: Highrise99 on July 13, 2010, 07:43:57 AM
car didn't work!
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: carkid1998 on July 13, 2010, 10:48:54 AM
So he got
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on July 13, 2010, 10:01:04 PM
really mad, and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: ShultzCity on July 13, 2010, 10:56:17 PM
took it out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on July 13, 2010, 11:00:49 PM
of his pocket
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Post by: kbieniu7 on July 14, 2010, 02:59:37 AM
a cup of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on July 14, 2010, 10:35:15 AM
soymilk that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on July 14, 2010, 10:47:30 AM
drank too fast
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on July 14, 2010, 10:53:32 AM
and threw up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: carkid1998 on July 14, 2010, 12:10:47 PM
ruining the car's
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Post by: kbieniu7 on July 14, 2010, 12:33:35 PM
left rear seat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on July 14, 2010, 10:53:06 PM
so bad that
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Post by: daryl7478 on July 14, 2010, 10:57:11 PM
the car exploded
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on July 15, 2010, 02:51:32 AM
on a driveway
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Post by: daryl7478 on July 15, 2010, 11:28:56 AM
next to his
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Post by: Nego on July 15, 2010, 11:30:16 AM
explosives shed. This
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on July 15, 2010, 11:30:45 AM
caused some unexpected
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on July 15, 2010, 11:47:11 AM
burns and bruises.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Gringamuyloca on July 15, 2010, 01:58:09 PM
The paramedic said
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Post by: kbieniu7 on July 15, 2010, 02:40:35 PM
he have never
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Post by: daryl7478 on July 15, 2010, 03:05:19 PM
done CPR before.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on July 15, 2010, 06:22:10 PM
So after five
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Post by: daryl7478 on July 15, 2010, 09:23:36 PM
o'clock, he applied
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on July 16, 2010, 02:24:37 AM
an application letter
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Post by: xxdita on July 16, 2010, 03:40:20 AM
with superglue to
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Post by: kbieniu7 on July 16, 2010, 08:05:50 AM
sc4d administration with
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Post by: xxdita on July 16, 2010, 09:16:24 AM
ransom demands written
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Post by: kbieniu7 on July 16, 2010, 09:39:25 AM
by F.Dostoyevsky when
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Post by: daryl7478 on July 16, 2010, 09:56:00 AM
he got fired
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on July 16, 2010, 10:19:36 AM
from his job
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on July 16, 2010, 10:22:45 AM
,sent to Siberia
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on July 16, 2010, 10:54:25 AM
to freeze to
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Post by: k808j on July 16, 2010, 06:50:02 PM
the back of
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Post by: Highrise99 on July 16, 2010, 08:58:22 PM
an iceburg.  Then
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Post by: Nego on July 16, 2010, 10:17:36 PM
he founded the
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Post by: canyonjumper on July 20, 2010, 12:01:19 PM
Global Association of
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Post by: Highrise99 on July 21, 2010, 11:05:46 AM
people that like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on July 21, 2010, 11:55:14 AM
Pokemon that are
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Post by: GDO29Anagram on July 21, 2010, 03:55:44 PM
retaliating over the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on July 21, 2010, 04:40:03 PM
dead trainer. They
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on July 21, 2010, 04:55:23 PM
couldn't believe that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on July 21, 2010, 06:45:32 PM
Professor Oak died
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on July 21, 2010, 07:56:06 PM
because Gary made
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Highrise99 on July 21, 2010, 08:03:15 PM
him stay in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: GDO29Anagram on July 21, 2010, 10:50:12 PM
the supply closet


Random question: Whatever happened to keeping track of the entire story from the very first post? I could fill in everything beginning from this post if you want:

with superglue to
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Post by: daryl7478 on July 22, 2010, 11:53:45 AM
filled with Magikarps
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Post by: samerton on July 22, 2010, 01:51:28 PM
and fresh cheese.
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Post by: GDO29Anagram on July 22, 2010, 03:18:59 PM
That was then
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Highrise99 on July 22, 2010, 04:42:58 PM
decided that a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on July 23, 2010, 10:15:08 AM
a bomb would



I could fill in everything beginning from this post if you want.


Sure, go ahead.
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Post by: daryl7478 on July 23, 2010, 08:32:11 PM
destroy the Sinnoh
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Post by: samerton on July 24, 2010, 05:07:56 AM
and would help
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on July 24, 2010, 09:21:22 AM
return it to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on July 24, 2010, 09:35:07 AM
Dialga and Palkia.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Anthony on July 24, 2010, 09:48:21 AM
The only problem...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on July 24, 2010, 10:05:09 AM
was that team
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on July 24, 2010, 10:11:45 AM
Galactic stole the
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Post by: Nego on July 24, 2010, 10:14:53 AM
red chain and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on July 24, 2010, 10:38:58 AM
stole Uxie, Azelf
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Post by: Nego on July 24, 2010, 11:04:36 AM
, and Mesprit to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on July 24, 2010, 11:15:04 AM
make the Red
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Post by: Nego on July 24, 2010, 11:45:09 AM
Chain to take
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Post by: daryl7478 on July 24, 2010, 11:55:13 AM
Ash and his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Anthony on July 25, 2010, 12:44:11 AM
whole bunch of
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Post by: GDO29Anagram on July 25, 2010, 01:05:32 AM
Pokemon. However, he


Beginning from
the supply closet

Here's the story so far, with the boldfaced words being what I added on:

... the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on July 25, 2010, 09:09:28 AM
fell off a

I have to give you props, GDO29Anagram, for filling in the story from that post. Nice!
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Post by: daryl7478 on July 25, 2010, 12:47:05 PM
cliff with Pikachu,
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Post by: Nego on July 25, 2010, 01:01:49 PM
and did not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on July 25, 2010, 02:49:22 PM
care where Gible
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Post by: Nego on July 25, 2010, 02:51:48 PM
were because he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on July 25, 2010, 03:37:56 PM
hit Piplup with
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Post by: Nego on July 25, 2010, 03:39:40 PM
a bomb shaped


... the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on July 25, 2010, 04:31:57 PM
Draco Meteor. Piplup
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: serebii666 on July 25, 2010, 05:27:40 PM
Bubblebeamed him so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on July 25, 2010, 06:03:45 PM
Gible won't use

And also, serebii666. Did you know that serebii is a Pokemon website?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on July 26, 2010, 09:41:57 AM
his effective attack
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on July 26, 2010, 12:20:43 PM
to make Piplup
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on July 26, 2010, 10:16:29 PM
run away. He
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on July 27, 2010, 09:10:10 AM
fell over and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on July 27, 2010, 12:36:11 PM
Draco Meteored Piplup.
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Post by: samerton on July 28, 2010, 10:22:38 AM
All Pokemon then
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Post by: Anthony on July 29, 2010, 09:10:14 AM
turned toward the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on July 29, 2010, 10:15:14 AM
epic sight on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on July 29, 2010, 01:46:13 PM
the old bridge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on July 29, 2010, 02:38:16 PM
that led to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on July 29, 2010, 05:03:14 PM
the destruction of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on July 30, 2010, 11:26:19 AM
the dog's kennel
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Post by: daryl7478 on July 30, 2010, 01:43:45 PM
in San Francisco.
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Post by: Nego on July 31, 2010, 08:27:03 AM
Then I awoke
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Post by: Highrise99 on July 31, 2010, 09:06:40 AM
to the sound
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on July 31, 2010, 02:43:10 PM
of my chicken
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on August 01, 2010, 01:11:43 PM
and realized that
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Post by: GDO29Anagram on August 01, 2010, 01:26:55 PM
I'm in Russia.

Time to fill in everything that has happened so far; I think that every time a new page begins, someone should fill in everything from what the last person filled in. Beginning with me, whoever starts the next page should fill in everything beginning with what I added.

... Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on August 01, 2010, 01:53:27 PM
so I immediately
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on August 01, 2010, 03:13:07 PM
changed colour of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on August 01, 2010, 08:06:12 PM
my shirt to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on August 01, 2010, 08:14:35 PM
the Russian colors;
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: GDO29Anagram on August 01, 2010, 10:01:27 PM
All hail Russia.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on August 01, 2010, 10:28:31 PM
Then, Vladimir Putin
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on August 01, 2010, 11:06:53 PM
suddenly collapsed onto



... the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia. So I immediately changed colour of my shirt to the Russian colors; All hail Russia. Then, Vladimir Putin suddenly collapsed onto...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on August 02, 2010, 08:59:21 AM
the concrete path
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on August 02, 2010, 11:32:44 AM
leading to Moscow.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on August 02, 2010, 11:52:41 AM
with his old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tag_one on August 02, 2010, 12:27:27 PM
4Chan friends and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on August 02, 2010, 12:28:58 PM
Barack Obama. They
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on August 02, 2010, 01:01:58 PM
gasped, fearing that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on August 02, 2010, 01:16:46 PM
an elephant would
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on August 02, 2010, 01:28:53 PM
freeze to death
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: GDO29Anagram on August 02, 2010, 01:40:47 PM
in the tundra.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on August 02, 2010, 01:53:28 PM
The Siberians thought
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Biriali on August 02, 2010, 02:18:27 PM
about it and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tag_one on August 02, 2010, 02:31:09 PM
made a giant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on August 02, 2010, 03:11:01 PM
frozen elephant to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on August 02, 2010, 04:29:49 PM
keep the other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: GDO29Anagram on August 02, 2010, 04:52:42 PM
from being lonely.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on August 02, 2010, 05:15:53 PM
Soon, they unfroze
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MattyFo on August 02, 2010, 09:25:55 PM
the first elephant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on August 02, 2010, 09:29:06 PM
, then the second
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on August 03, 2010, 06:18:48 AM
but suddenly a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on August 03, 2010, 10:42:34 AM
British warcraft appeared
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on August 03, 2010, 01:33:44 PM

and crashed into


... the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia. So I immediately changed colour of my shirt to the Russian colors; All hail Russia. Then, Vladimir Putin suddenly collapsed onto the concrete path leading to Moscow. with his old 4Chan friends and Barack Obama. They gasped, fearing that an elephant would freeze to death in the tundra. The Siberians thought about it and made a giant frozen elephant to keep the other from being lonely. Soon, they unfroze the first elephant , then the second. But suddenly a British warcraft appeared and crashed into...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on August 03, 2010, 03:15:28 PM
the frozen elephant.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MattyFo on August 03, 2010, 08:54:05 PM
While the second
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Anthony on August 04, 2010, 07:55:21 AM
elephant did a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on August 04, 2010, 09:49:33 AM
poop on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on August 04, 2010, 02:44:48 PM
concrete path. There
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on August 04, 2010, 04:05:46 PM
also was a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on August 04, 2010, 06:51:46 PM
Japanese sushi vendor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on August 07, 2010, 03:19:32 PM
that didn't actually
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on August 07, 2010, 06:43:07 PM
sell sushi. Instead,
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on August 07, 2010, 08:53:50 PM
he sold missiles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: GDO29Anagram on August 07, 2010, 09:22:08 PM
that can destroy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on August 07, 2010, 10:09:55 PM
North Korea, Iraq
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on August 08, 2010, 06:35:53 AM
and Antarctica. However,
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on August 08, 2010, 10:18:01 AM
the penguins striked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tag_one on August 13, 2010, 09:59:07 AM
back with pink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on August 13, 2010, 11:26:12 AM
, fluffy toy unicorns

... the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia. So I immediately changed colour of my shirt to the Russian colors; All hail Russia. Then, Vladimir Putin suddenly collapsed onto the concrete path leading to Moscow. with his old 4Chan friends and Barack Obama. They gasped, fearing that an elephant would freeze to death in the tundra. The Siberians thought about it and made a giant frozen elephant to keep the other from being lonely. Soon, they unfroze the first elephant , then the second. But suddenly a British warcraft appeared and crashed into the frozen elephant while the second elephant did a poop on the concrete path. There also was a Japanese sushi vendor that didn't actually sell sushi. Instead, he sold missiles that can destroy North Korea, Iraq and Antarctica. However, the penguins striked back with pink , fluffy toy unicorns
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on August 13, 2010, 12:59:10 PM
. "Ouch, that hurts!"
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on August 13, 2010, 02:15:13 PM
said TV reporter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tag_one on August 13, 2010, 02:25:50 PM
Mike, who was

... the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia. So I immediately changed colour of my shirt to the Russian colors; All hail Russia. Then, Vladimir Putin suddenly collapsed onto the concrete path leading to Moscow. with his old 4Chan friends and Barack Obama. They gasped, fearing that an elephant would freeze to death in the tundra. The Siberians thought about it and made a giant frozen elephant to keep the other from being lonely. Soon, they unfroze the first elephant , then the second. But suddenly a British warcraft appeared and crashed into the frozen elephant while the second elephant did a poop on the concrete path. There also was a Japanese sushi vendor that didn't actually sell sushi. Instead, he sold missiles that can destroy North Korea, Iraq and Antarctica. However, the penguins striked back with pink , fluffy toy unicorns. "Ouch, that hurts!" said TV reporter Mike, who was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on August 13, 2010, 02:47:29 PM
just checking his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on August 13, 2010, 07:04:25 PM
email from President
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on August 14, 2010, 05:10:50 AM
Sarkozy. Why he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on August 14, 2010, 09:54:25 AM
emailed was because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on August 14, 2010, 02:12:02 PM
he got stucked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Gringamuyloca on August 14, 2010, 04:56:14 PM
in the airport
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on August 14, 2010, 07:43:41 PM
waiting for a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MattyFo on August 14, 2010, 09:17:03 PM
train into town.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on August 14, 2010, 09:38:28 PM
He then went
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: adroman on August 14, 2010, 11:25:46 PM
to the store
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on August 15, 2010, 04:07:05 AM
where they sell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on August 15, 2010, 04:53:25 AM
green carpets with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on August 15, 2010, 06:20:47 AM
flower patterns. "Can ...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on August 15, 2010, 08:00:41 AM
you please sell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on August 15, 2010, 09:42:45 PM
"me a green
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on August 16, 2010, 03:24:39 AM
one with red
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Nego on August 16, 2010, 09:12:42 AM
flowers, please?" asked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on August 16, 2010, 09:27:39 AM
President Saakashvili who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on August 17, 2010, 11:28:59 AM
had been elected
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on August 18, 2010, 02:26:18 AM
for his great
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on August 19, 2010, 11:51:36 AM
... the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia. So I immediately changed colour of my shirt to the Russian colors; All hail Russia. Then, Vladimir Putin suddenly collapsed onto the concrete path leading to Moscow. with his old 4Chan friends and Barack Obama. They gasped, fearing that an elephant would freeze to death in the tundra. The Siberians thought about it and made a giant frozen elephant to keep the other from being lonely. Soon, they unfroze the first elephant , then the second. But suddenly a British warcraft appeared and crashed into the frozen elephant while the second elephant did a poop on the concrete path. There also was a Japanese sushi vendor that didn't actually sell sushi. Instead, he sold missiles that can destroy North Korea, Iraq and Antarctica. However, the penguins striked back with pink , fluffy toy unicorns. "Ouch, that hurts!" said TV reporter Mike, who was just checking his email from President Sarkozy. Why he emailed was because he got stucked in the airport waiting for a train into town. He then went to the store  where they sell green carpets with flower patterns. "Can ...you please sell me a green flowers, please?" asked President Saakashvili who had been elected for his great presence during the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tag_one on August 19, 2010, 12:24:36 PM
civil war in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on August 19, 2010, 12:37:33 PM
Kreplachistan in 1984.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on August 20, 2010, 05:07:38 AM
When his friend
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on August 20, 2010, 09:03:17 AM
puked on Saakashvili
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on August 20, 2010, 09:06:57 AM
, he became very



Just noticed that something is missing from the summary:

... He then went to the store where they sell green carpets with flower patterns. "Can you please sell me a green one with red flowers, please?" asked President Saakashvili ...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on August 20, 2010, 10:44:00 AM
impatient so he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on August 20, 2010, 06:01:07 PM
slapped the guy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: GDO29Anagram on August 20, 2010, 09:03:24 PM
right behind him.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on August 20, 2010, 09:47:25 PM
The guy shot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Hadrean2 on August 21, 2010, 12:25:19 AM
the glass chandelier
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on August 21, 2010, 03:24:47 AM
, worth $65,536, and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on August 21, 2010, 08:55:07 AM
had to pay
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: GDO29Anagram on August 21, 2010, 10:00:28 PM
a massive fine.

Uhh,...

, worth $65,536, and

Do numbers count...?  ???
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on August 22, 2010, 05:36:04 AM
Too bad he



Yes, numbers count as one word.

EDIT: tag_one, your summary still misses:
... He then went to the store where they sell green carpets with flower patterns. "Can you please sell me a green one with red flowers, please?" asked President Saakashvili ...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tag_one on August 22, 2010, 05:45:11 AM
didn't bring his


... the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia. So I immediately changed colour of my shirt to the Russian colors; All hail Russia. Then, Vladimir Putin suddenly collapsed onto the concrete path leading to Moscow. with his old 4Chan friends and Barack Obama. They gasped, fearing that an elephant would freeze to death in the tundra. The Siberians thought about it and made a giant frozen elephant to keep the other from being lonely. Soon, they unfroze the first elephant , then the second. But suddenly a British warcraft appeared and crashed into the frozen elephant while the second elephant did a poop on the concrete path. There also was a Japanese sushi vendor that didn't actually sell sushi. Instead, he sold missiles that can destroy North Korea, Iraq and Antarctica. However, the penguins striked back with pink , fluffy toy unicorns. "Ouch, that hurts!" said TV reporter Mike, who was just checking his email from President Sarkozy. Why he emailed was because he got stucked in the airport waiting for a train into town. He then went to the store  where they sell green carpets with flower patterns. "Can ...you please sell me a green flowers, please?" asked President Saakashvili who had been elected for his great presence during the civil war in Kreplachistan in 1984. When his friend puked on Saakashvili, he became very impatient so he slapped the guy right behind him. The guy shot the glass chandelier , worth $65,536, and had to pay a massive fine. Too bad he didn't bring his



Edit: typo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on August 22, 2010, 11:50:38 AM
^^ It's supposed to be didn't bring his.

Anyways,

wallet. He then
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: canyonjumper on August 23, 2010, 11:40:57 PM
moonwalked over to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on August 24, 2010, 08:53:33 AM
San Diego where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on August 24, 2010, 09:24:05 AM
... the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia. So I immediately changed colour of my shirt to the Russian colors; All hail Russia. Then, Vladimir Putin suddenly collapsed onto the concrete path leading to Moscow. with his old 4Chan friends and Barack Obama. They gasped, fearing that an elephant would freeze to death in the tundra. The Siberians thought about it and made a giant frozen elephant to keep the other from being lonely. Soon, they unfroze the first elephant , then the second. But suddenly a British warcraft appeared and crashed into the frozen elephant while the second elephant did a poop on the concrete path. There also was a Japanese sushi vendor that didn't actually sell sushi. Instead, he sold missiles that can destroy North Korea, Iraq and Antarctica. However, the penguins striked back with pink , fluffy toy unicorns. "Ouch, that hurts!" said TV reporter Mike, who was just checking his email from President Sarkozy. Why he emailed was because he got stucked in the airport waiting for a train into town. He then went to the store  where they sell green carpets with flower patterns. "Can ...you please sell me a green one with red flowers, please?" asked President Saakashvili who had been elected for his great presence during the civil war in Kreplachistan in 1984. When his friend puked on Saakashvili, he became very impatient so he slapped the guy right behind him. The guy shot the glass chandelier, worth $65,536, and had to pay a massive fine. Too bad he didn't bring his wallet. He then moonwalked over to San Diego where
he visited a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tag_one on August 24, 2010, 03:16:20 PM
soap factory with 
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: canyonjumper on August 24, 2010, 03:19:45 PM
little munchkins working
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Gringamuyloca on August 24, 2010, 06:06:56 PM
, who were wearing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on August 25, 2010, 01:49:55 PM
light blue socks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Gringamuyloca on August 25, 2010, 02:00:35 PM
with holey heels.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on August 25, 2010, 02:05:29 PM
But Saakashvili still
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: tag_one on August 25, 2010, 02:37:49 PM
had to pay
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on August 25, 2010, 04:06:50 PM
VAT tax for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on August 26, 2010, 09:52:07 AM
the carpet he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on August 27, 2010, 06:06:07 AM
just bought in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on August 27, 2010, 06:15:51 AM
the carpet store.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on August 27, 2010, 07:02:00 AM
But first, he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on August 28, 2010, 09:27:51 AM
needed to go
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on August 28, 2010, 10:29:48 AM
the local bank
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on August 28, 2010, 11:19:09 AM
to take his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on August 28, 2010, 12:09:40 PM
bank account and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Lowkee33 on August 28, 2010, 12:44:39 PM
freeze the funds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on August 28, 2010, 01:10:06 PM
he gave when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on August 28, 2010, 01:30:01 PM
he got surgery
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on August 29, 2010, 04:12:37 AM
... the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia. So I immediately changed colour of my shirt to the Russian colors; All hail Russia. Then, Vladimir Putin suddenly collapsed onto the concrete path leading to Moscow. with his old 4Chan friends and Barack Obama. They gasped, fearing that an elephant would freeze to death in the tundra. The Siberians thought about it and made a giant frozen elephant to keep the other from being lonely. Soon, they unfroze the first elephant , then the second. But suddenly a British warcraft appeared and crashed into the frozen elephant while the second elephant did a poop on the concrete path. There also was a Japanese sushi vendor that didn't actually sell sushi. Instead, he sold missiles that can destroy North Korea, Iraq and Antarctica. However, the penguins striked back with pink , fluffy toy unicorns. "Ouch, that hurts!" said TV reporter Mike, who was just checking his email from President Sarkozy. Why he emailed was because he got stucked in the airport waiting for a train into town. He then went to the store  where they sell green carpets with flower patterns. "Can ...you please sell me a green one with red flowers, please?" asked President Saakashvili who had been elected for his great presence during the civil war in Kreplachistan in 1984. When his friend puked on Saakashvili, he became very impatient so he slapped the guy right behind him. The guy shot the glass chandelier, worth $65,536, and had to pay a massive fine. Too bad he didn't bring his wallet. He then moonwalked over to San Diego where he visited a soap factory with little munchkins working, who were wearing light blue socks with holey heels. But Saakashvili still had to pay VAT tax for the carpet he just bought in the carpet store. But first, he needed to go to the local bank to take his bank account andfreeze the funds he gave when he got surgery last week. After
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on August 29, 2010, 04:36:07 AM
entering the tram
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: GDO29Anagram on August 29, 2010, 05:00:15 AM
, he realised that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on August 29, 2010, 08:14:28 AM
he didn't bought
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on August 29, 2010, 11:13:12 AM
the carpet because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: canyonjumper on August 30, 2010, 10:26:07 AM
it was on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on August 30, 2010, 10:27:02 AM
the roof on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on August 30, 2010, 02:11:33 PM
the car he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: GDO29Anagram on August 30, 2010, 04:19:21 PM
recently hijacked. Meanwhile,...
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on August 31, 2010, 02:09:51 PM
the police were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on August 31, 2010, 02:28:04 PM
busy with ticketing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: MandelSoft on August 31, 2010, 03:16:05 PM
the car of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: GDO29Anagram on August 31, 2010, 04:17:54 PM
some random person. :D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on September 01, 2010, 11:35:35 AM
The random person
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: 2Cool4You on September 01, 2010, 12:12:15 PM
got very mad
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on September 01, 2010, 06:48:42 PM
and slapped Governor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on September 02, 2010, 10:32:25 AM
John Smith for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on September 04, 2010, 03:31:27 PM
being so rude
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: GDO29Anagram on September 04, 2010, 04:52:45 PM
to his wife. ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on September 05, 2010, 06:15:03 PM
She then filed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: canyonjumper on September 05, 2010, 10:49:38 PM
for a lawsuit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on September 06, 2010, 10:35:24 AM
to be sent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: canyonjumper on September 06, 2010, 04:37:32 PM
over to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on September 06, 2010, 05:02:38 PM
judge for divorce
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on September 07, 2010, 12:30:10 PM
even though she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on September 07, 2010, 01:46:10 PM
Maybe list updating?  ???

... the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia. So I immediately changed colour of my shirt to the Russian colors; All hail Russia. Then, Vladimir Putin suddenly collapsed onto the concrete path leading to Moscow. with his old 4Chan friends and Barack Obama. They gasped, fearing that an elephant would freeze to death in the tundra. The Siberians thought about it and made a giant frozen elephant to keep the other from being lonely. Soon, they unfroze the first elephant , then the second. But suddenly a British warcraft appeared and crashed into the frozen elephant while the second elephant did a poop on the concrete path. There also was a Japanese sushi vendor that didn't actually sell sushi. Instead, he sold missiles that can destroy North Korea, Iraq and Antarctica. However, the penguins striked back with pink , fluffy toy unicorns. "Ouch, that hurts!" said TV reporter Mike, who was just checking his email from President Sarkozy. Why he emailed was because he got stucked in the airport waiting for a train into town. He then went to the store  where they sell green carpets with flower patterns. "Can ...you please sell me a green one with red flowers, please?" asked President Saakashvili who had been elected for his great presence during the civil war in Kreplachistan in 1984. When his friend puked on Saakashvili, he became very impatient so he slapped the guy right behind him. The guy shot the glass chandelier, worth $65,536, and had to pay a massive fine. Too bad he didn't bring his wallet. He then moonwalked over to San Diego where he visited a soap factory with little munchkins working, who were wearing light blue socks with holey heels. But Saakashvili still had to pay VAT tax for the carpet he just bought in the carpet store. But first, he needed to go to the local bank to take his bank account andfreeze the funds he gave when he got surgery last week. After entering the tram, he realised that he didn't bought the carpet because it was on the roof on the car he recently hijacked. Meanwhile,... the police were
busy with ticketing the car of some random person. The random person got very mad and slapped Governor John Smith for being so rude to his wife. She then filed for a lawsuit to be sent over to the judge for divorce even though she met Jan Kowalski
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on September 08, 2010, 10:39:46 AM
the year before
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on September 08, 2010, 03:47:46 PM
he was hit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: GDO29Anagram on September 08, 2010, 04:16:22 PM
by a train.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on September 08, 2010, 04:23:15 PM
The train's conductor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: marsh on September 08, 2010, 07:25:22 PM
ate his cat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on September 08, 2010, 07:53:20 PM
because it bit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Gringamuyloca on September 08, 2010, 08:56:17 PM
his dog. Today
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on September 08, 2010, 09:25:02 PM
he received a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on September 09, 2010, 01:38:46 PM
fine because he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on September 09, 2010, 01:45:16 PM
did not pay
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Gringamuyloca on September 09, 2010, 03:42:49 PM
for the car
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on September 09, 2010, 09:50:20 PM
that he stole
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on September 10, 2010, 11:05:53 AM
from the parking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on September 10, 2010, 12:01:44 PM
in front of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: editfish on September 10, 2010, 12:18:09 PM
the police station
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on September 10, 2010, 12:22:21 PM
where was working
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on September 10, 2010, 01:38:26 PM
the day before.

Updating?

... the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia. So I immediately changed colour of my shirt to the Russian colors; All hail Russia. Then, Vladimir Putin suddenly collapsed onto the concrete path leading to Moscow. with his old 4Chan friends and Barack Obama. They gasped, fearing that an elephant would freeze to death in the tundra. The Siberians thought about it and made a giant frozen elephant to keep the other from being lonely. Soon, they unfroze the first elephant , then the second. But suddenly a British warcraft appeared and crashed into the frozen elephant while the second elephant did a poop on the concrete path. There also was a Japanese sushi vendor that didn't actually sell sushi. Instead, he sold missiles that can destroy North Korea, Iraq and Antarctica. However, the penguins striked back with pink , fluffy toy unicorns. "Ouch, that hurts!" said TV reporter Mike, who was just checking his email from President Sarkozy. Why he emailed was because he got stucked in the airport waiting for a train into town. He then went to the store  where they sell green carpets with flower patterns. "Can ...you please sell me a green one with red flowers, please?" asked President Saakashvili who had been elected for his great presence during the civil war in Kreplachistan in 1984. When his friend puked on Saakashvili, he became very impatient so he slapped the guy right behind him. The guy shot the glass chandelier, worth $65,536, and had to pay a massive fine. Too bad he didn't bring his wallet. He then moonwalked over to San Diego where he visited a soap factory with little munchkins working, who were wearing light blue socks with holey heels. But Saakashvili still had to pay VAT tax for the carpet he just bought in the carpet store. But first, he needed to go to the local bank to take his bank account andfreeze the funds he gave when he got surgery last week. After entering the tram, he realised that he didn't bought the carpet because it was on the roof on the car he recently hijacked. Meanwhile,... the police were
busy with ticketing the car of some random person. The random person got very mad and slapped Governor John Smith for being so rude to his wife. She then filed for a lawsuit to be sent over to the judge for divorce even though she met Jan Kowalski the year before he was hit by a train. The train's conductor ate his cat because it bit his dog. Today he recieved a fine because he did not pay for the car that he stole from the parking in front of the police station where was working the day before.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: editfish on September 10, 2010, 01:40:33 PM
He could not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: serebii666 on September 10, 2010, 06:42:14 PM
tell yo' mama
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Gringamuyloca on September 10, 2010, 08:16:49 PM
how it went
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on September 11, 2010, 05:13:04 AM
because he had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on September 11, 2010, 05:43:15 AM
burned right foot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on September 12, 2010, 06:09:40 AM
when he was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on September 12, 2010, 09:00:49 AM
8 years old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: daryl7478 on September 12, 2010, 09:41:45 AM
in his mother's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on September 12, 2010, 01:51:31 PM
very old house
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HotChocolate on September 19, 2010, 12:46:30 PM
which was destroyed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: greckman on September 19, 2010, 01:13:01 PM
by some termites
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HotChocolate on September 19, 2010, 01:34:54 PM
after its construction.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on September 20, 2010, 12:35:15 PM
They then rebuilt

Updating?
... the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia. So I immediately changed colour of my shirt to the Russian colors; All hail Russia. Then, Vladimir Putin suddenly collapsed onto the concrete path leading to Moscow. with his old 4Chan friends and Barack Obama. They gasped, fearing that an elephant would freeze to death in the tundra. The Siberians thought about it and made a giant frozen elephant to keep the other from being lonely. Soon, they unfroze the first elephant , then the second. But suddenly a British warcraft appeared and crashed into the frozen elephant while the second elephant did a poop on the concrete path. There also was a Japanese sushi vendor that didn't actually sell sushi. Instead, he sold missiles that can destroy North Korea, Iraq and Antarctica. However, the penguins striked back with pink , fluffy toy unicorns. "Ouch, that hurts!" said TV reporter Mike, who was just checking his email from President Sarkozy. Why he emailed was because he got stucked in the airport waiting for a train into town. He then went to the store  where they sell green carpets with flower patterns. "Can ...you please sell me a green one with red flowers, please?" asked President Saakashvili who had been elected for his great presence during the civil war in Kreplachistan in 1984. When his friend puked on Saakashvili, he became very impatient so he slapped the guy right behind him. The guy shot the glass chandelier, worth $65,536, and had to pay a massive fine. Too bad he didn't bring his wallet. He then moonwalked over to San Diego where he visited a soap factory with little munchkins working, who were wearing light blue socks with holey heels. But Saakashvili still had to pay VAT tax for the carpet he just bought in the carpet store. But first, he needed to go to the local bank to take his bank account andfreeze the funds he gave when he got surgery last week. After entering the tram, he realised that he didn't bought the carpet because it was on the roof on the car he recently hijacked. Meanwhile,... the police were
busy with ticketing the car of some random person. The random person got very mad and slapped Governor John Smith for being so rude to his wife. She then filed for a lawsuit to be sent over to the judge for divorce even though she met Jan Kowalski the year before he was hit by a train. The train's conductor ate his cat because it bit his dog. Today he recieved a fine because he did not pay for the car that he stole from the parking in front of the police station where was working the day before. He could not tell yo' mama how it went because he had burned right foot when he was 8 years old in his mother's very old house which was destroyed by some termites after its construction. They then rebuilt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: jmyers2043 on September 21, 2010, 04:39:02 PM
the outhouse. Next
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ryusuke516 on September 21, 2010, 05:25:11 PM
a drunk hydralisk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Gringamuyloca on September 21, 2010, 05:26:16 PM
decided to take
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: editfish on September 22, 2010, 08:50:36 AM
over the outhouse.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: samerton on September 22, 2010, 11:16:18 AM
Then, the drunk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Lowkee33 on September 22, 2010, 03:45:49 PM
and the skunk
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Post by: greckman on September 22, 2010, 04:10:34 PM
found a trunk
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Post by: Gringamuyloca on September 23, 2010, 11:12:39 AM
under the bunk
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Post by: editfish on September 23, 2010, 11:25:06 AM
upon which lay
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Post by: samerton on September 23, 2010, 12:32:38 PM
a slam dunk
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Post by: JeeKTan on October 12, 2010, 07:48:46 AM
which was a
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Post by: samerton on October 18, 2010, 02:50:10 PM
basketball that was
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Post by: Gringamuyloca on October 18, 2010, 03:35:00 PM
overinflated. So I
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Post by: GDO29Anagram on October 18, 2010, 06:21:58 PM
went to the
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Post by: daryl7478 on October 18, 2010, 08:35:33 PM
dump and got
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Post by: Sky Guy on October 18, 2010, 09:34:37 PM
a stuffed weasel
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Post by: greckman on October 19, 2010, 02:59:02 PM
that was missing
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Post by: Buzzit on October 19, 2010, 04:26:42 PM
his leg and
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Post by: GDO29Anagram on October 19, 2010, 04:27:41 PM
also his ear.
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Post by: KoV Liberty on October 19, 2010, 06:25:44 PM
The weasel robbed
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Post by: Ciuu96 on October 20, 2010, 11:55:59 AM
an old lady
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Post by: samerton on November 04, 2010, 02:57:28 PM
who threw her
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Post by: JeeKTan on November 04, 2010, 08:03:51 PM
into a hole
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Post by: daryl7478 on November 04, 2010, 08:18:36 PM
filled with many
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Post by: Gringamuyloca on November 04, 2010, 09:33:34 PM
passages. Police say
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Post by: canyonjumper on November 06, 2010, 07:35:53 PM
that being drunk
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Post by: GDO29Anagram on November 06, 2010, 08:18:40 PM
 %plc/&

increases the risk
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Post by: canyonjumper on November 06, 2010, 10:04:05 PM
of  something horrible
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Post by: daryl7478 on November 07, 2010, 03:01:15 PM
like vomiting on
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Post by: Anthony on November 27, 2010, 08:03:28 AM
... the pavement with
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Post by: JeeKTan on November 28, 2010, 02:13:49 AM
your girlfriend with
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Post by: daryl7478 on November 28, 2010, 09:24:22 AM
medicine that makes
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Post by: jacksunny on December 06, 2010, 07:45:55 AM
you super hyper
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Post by: daryl7478 on December 06, 2010, 09:20:49 AM
and throw up
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Post by: Anthony on December 11, 2010, 08:49:00 AM
... in the middle...
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Post by: GDO29Anagram on December 28, 2010, 01:39:45 AM
of a crowd.

(Geez, it's been a while since anyone continued with this story... Next!!!)
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Post by: Zacharuno on December 28, 2010, 02:10:14 AM
So next time
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Post by: jacksunny on December 28, 2010, 09:37:45 PM
think before you
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Post by: serebii666 on December 29, 2010, 03:38:54 PM
slap a cat.
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Post by: Evillions8 on December 30, 2010, 12:16:44 AM
What is in
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Post by: JeeKTan on December 30, 2010, 05:05:32 AM
the box was
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Post by: serebii666 on January 06, 2011, 03:21:00 PM
actually a pneumatic
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Post by: GDO29Anagram on January 06, 2011, 04:54:20 PM
Jackhammer thingamadoohickamajig. :D Meanwhile,...
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Post by: jacksunny on January 10, 2011, 09:16:40 AM
a person living
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Post by: kbieniu7 on January 10, 2011, 09:37:09 AM
in a small
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Post by: Gringamuyloca on January 10, 2011, 04:00:04 PM
boat thought she
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Post by: serebii666 on January 11, 2011, 02:14:43 PM
was indeed McLovin
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Post by: metasmurf on January 11, 2011, 02:34:53 PM
, but really felt
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Post by: Anthony on January 29, 2011, 10:09:32 AM
^^ there's nothing like...
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Post by: JeeKTan on January 30, 2011, 01:44:36 AM
watching anime on
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Post by: GDO29Anagram on January 30, 2011, 01:45:25 AM
... the Discovery Channel?
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Post by: kbieniu7 on January 30, 2011, 05:42:53 AM
...the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia. So I immediately changed colour of my shirt to the Russian colors; All hail Russia. Then, Vladimir Putin suddenly collapsed onto the concrete path leading to Moscow. with his old 4Chan friends and Barack Obama. They gasped, fearing that an elephant would freeze to death in the tundra. The Siberians thought about it and made a giant frozen elephant to keep the other from being lonely. Soon, they unfroze the first elephant , then the second. But suddenly a British warcraft appeared and crashed into the frozen elephant while the second elephant did a poop on the concrete path. There also was a Japanese sushi vendor that didn't actually sell sushi. Instead, he sold missiles that can destroy North Korea, Iraq and Antarctica. However, the penguins striked back with pink , fluffy toy unicorns. "Ouch, that hurts!" said TV reporter Mike, who was just checking his email from President Sarkozy. Why he emailed was because he got stucked in the airport waiting for a train into town. He then went to the store  where they sell green carpets with flower patterns. "Can ...you please sell me a green one with red flowers, please?" asked President Saakashvili who had been elected for his great presence during the civil war in Kreplachistan in 1984. When his friend puked on Saakashvili, he became very impatient so he slapped the guy right behind him. The guy shot the glass chandelier, worth $65,536, and had to pay a massive fine. Too bad he didn't bring his wallet. He then moonwalked over to San Diego where he visited a soap factory with little munchkins working, who were wearing light blue socks with holey heels. But Saakashvili still had to pay VAT tax for the carpet he just bought in the carpet store. But first, he needed to go to the local bank to take his bank account andfreeze the funds he gave when he got surgery last week. After entering the tram, he realised that he didn't bought the carpet because it was on the roof on the car he recently hijacked. Meanwhile,... the police were
busy with ticketing the car of some random person. The random person got very mad and slapped Governor John Smith for being so rude to his wife. She then filed for a lawsuit to be sent over to the judge for divorce even though she met Jan Kowalski the year before he was hit by a train. The train's conductor ate his cat because it bit his dog. Today he recieved a fine because he did not pay for the car that he stole from the parking in front of the police station where was working the day before. He could not tell yo' mama how it went because he had burned right foot when he was 8 years old in his mother's very old house which was destroyed by some termites after its construction. They then rebuilt the outhouse. Next a drunk hydralisk decided to take over the outhouse. Then, the drunk and the skunks found a trunk under the bunk upon which lay a slam dunk which was a basketball that was overinflated. So I went to the dump and got a stuffed weasel that was missing his leg and also his ear. The weasel robbed an old lady who threw her into a hole filled with many passages. Police say that being drunk increases the risk of something horrible  like vomiting on the pavement with your girlfriend with medicine that makes you super hyper and throw up in the middle of a crowd. So next time think before you slap a cat. What is In the box was actually a pneumatic Jackhammer thingamadoohickamajig. Meanwhile, a person living in a small boat thought swe was indeed McLovin but really felt there's nothing like watching anime on the Discovery Channel? Unfortunately, the TV's









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Post by: samerton on March 05, 2011, 07:55:37 AM
were all broken
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Post by: jacksunny on March 11, 2011, 08:30:33 PM
which was bad. 
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Post by: JeeKTan on March 31, 2011, 03:47:46 AM
So he blowed
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Post by: mave94 on April 16, 2011, 11:15:08 AM
the whole day
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Post by: GDO29Anagram on April 16, 2011, 11:27:01 AM
down the toilet. $%Grinno$%
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Post by: jacksunny on April 16, 2011, 06:47:46 PM
He hated his
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Post by: Risu on April 17, 2011, 06:54:00 PM
salty french fries
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Post by: mave94 on April 18, 2011, 02:31:17 PM
which he ate
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Post by: Risu on May 12, 2011, 08:23:33 PM
despite the fact
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Post by: greckman on May 12, 2011, 08:31:11 PM
he hated them
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Post by: jacksunny on May 12, 2011, 09:27:41 PM
because they were
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Post by: GDO29Anagram on May 13, 2011, 12:02:38 AM
down the toilet. $%Grinno$%

down the toilet. $%Grinno$% $%Grinno$%
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Post by: Risu on May 17, 2011, 11:58:08 PM
The plastic cigar
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Post by: samerton on August 02, 2011, 03:02:24 PM
...the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia. So I immediately changed colour of my shirt to the Russian colors; All hail Russia. Then, Vladimir Putin suddenly collapsed onto the concrete path leading to Moscow. with his old 4Chan friends and Barack Obama. They gasped, fearing that an elephant would freeze to death in the tundra. The Siberians thought about it and made a giant frozen elephant to keep the other from being lonely. Soon, they unfroze the first elephant , then the second. But suddenly a British warcraft appeared and crashed into the frozen elephant while the second elephant did a poop on the concrete path. There also was a Japanese sushi vendor that didn't actually sell sushi. Instead, he sold missiles that can destroy North Korea, Iraq and Antarctica. However, the penguins striked back with pink , fluffy toy unicorns. "Ouch, that hurts!" said TV reporter Mike, who was just checking his email from President Sarkozy. Why he emailed was because he got stucked in the airport waiting for a train into town. He then went to the store  where they sell green carpets with flower patterns. "Can ...you please sell me a green one with red flowers, please?" asked President Saakashvili who had been elected for his great presence during the civil war in Kreplachistan in 1984. When his friend puked on Saakashvili, he became very impatient so he slapped the guy right behind him. The guy shot the glass chandelier, worth $65,536, and had to pay a massive fine. Too bad he didn't bring his wallet. He then moonwalked over to San Diego where he visited a soap factory with little munchkins working, who were wearing light blue socks with holey heels. But Saakashvili still had to pay VAT tax for the carpet he just bought in the carpet store. But first, he needed to go to the local bank to take his bank account andfreeze the funds he gave when he got surgery last week. After entering the tram, he realised that he didn't bought the carpet because it was on the roof on the car he recently hijacked. Meanwhile,... the police were
busy with ticketing the car of some random person. The random person got very mad and slapped Governor John Smith for being so rude to his wife. She then filed for a lawsuit to be sent over to the judge for divorce even though she met Jan Kowalski the year before he was hit by a train. The train's conductor ate his cat because it bit his dog. Today he recieved a fine because he did not pay for the car that he stole from the parking in front of the police station where was working the day before. He could not tell yo' mama how it went because he had burned right foot when he was 8 years old in his mother's very old house which was destroyed by some termites after its construction. They then rebuilt the outhouse. Next a drunk hydralisk decided to take over the outhouse. Then, the drunk and the skunks found a trunk under the bunk upon which lay a slam dunk which was a basketball that was overinflated. So I went to the dump and got a stuffed weasel that was missing his leg and also his ear. The weasel robbed an old lady who threw her into a hole filled with many passages. Police say that being drunk increases the risk of something horrible  like vomiting on the pavement with your girlfriend with medicine that makes you super hyper and throw up in the middle of a crowd. So next time think before you slap a cat. What is In the box was actually a pneumatic Jackhammer thingamadoohickamajig. Meanwhile, a person living in a small boat thought swe was indeed McLovin but really felt there's nothing like watching anime on the Discovery Channel? Unfortunately, the TV's
were all broken which was bad. So he blowed the whole day down the toilet. He hated his salty french fries which he ate despite the fact he hated them because they were down the toilet. The plastic cigar was very large so

was very large so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Risu on August 06, 2011, 03:37:05 AM
...the supply closet filled with Magikarps and fresh cheese. That was then decided that a a bomb would destroy the Sinnoh and would help return it to Dialga and Palkia. The only problem was that Team Galactic stole the red chain and stole Uxie, Azlef, and Mesprit to make the Red Chain to take Ash and his whole bunch of Pokemon. However, he fell off a cliff with Pikachu, and did not care where Gible were because he hit Piplup with a bomb shaped Draco Meteor. Piplup Bubblebeamed him so Gible won't use his effective attack to make Piplup run away. He fell over and Draco Meteored Piplup. All Pokemon then turned torward the epic sight on the old bridge that led to the destruction of the dog's kennel in San Francisco. Then I awoke to the sound of my chicken and realized that I'm in Russia. So I immediately changed colour of my shirt to the Russian colors; All hail Russia. Then, Vladimir Putin suddenly collapsed onto the concrete path leading to Moscow. with his old 4Chan friends and Barack Obama. They gasped, fearing that an elephant would freeze to death in the tundra. The Siberians thought about it and made a giant frozen elephant to keep the other from being lonely. Soon, they unfroze the first elephant , then the second. But suddenly a British warcraft appeared and crashed into the frozen elephant while the second elephant did a poop on the concrete path. There also was a Japanese sushi vendor that didn't actually sell sushi. Instead, he sold missiles that can destroy North Korea, Iraq and Antarctica. However, the penguins striked back with pink , fluffy toy unicorns. "Ouch, that hurts!" said TV reporter Mike, who was just checking his email from President Sarkozy. Why he emailed was because he got stucked in the airport waiting for a train into town. He then went to the store  where they sell green carpets with flower patterns. "Can ...you please sell me a green one with red flowers, please?" asked President Saakashvili who had been elected for his great presence during the civil war in Kreplachistan in 1984. When his friend puked on Saakashvili, he became very impatient so he slapped the guy right behind him. The guy shot the glass chandelier, worth $65,536, and had to pay a massive fine. Too bad he didn't bring his wallet. He then moonwalked over to San Diego where he visited a soap factory with little munchkins working, who were wearing light blue socks with holey heels. But Saakashvili still had to pay VAT tax for the carpet he just bought in the carpet store. But first, he needed to go to the local bank to take his bank account andfreeze the funds he gave when he got surgery last week. After entering the tram, he realised that he didn't bought the carpet because it was on the roof on the car he recently hijacked. Meanwhile,... the police were
busy with ticketing the car of some random person. The random person got very mad and slapped Governor John Smith for being so rude to his wife. She then filed for a lawsuit to be sent over to the judge for divorce even though she met Jan Kowalski the year before he was hit by a train. The train's conductor ate his cat because it bit his dog. Today he recieved a fine because he did not pay for the car that he stole from the parking in front of the police station where was working the day before. He could not tell yo' mama how it went because he had burned right foot when he was 8 years old in his mother's very old house which was destroyed by some termites after its construction. They then rebuilt the outhouse. Next a drunk hydralisk decided to take over the outhouse. Then, the drunk and the skunks found a trunk under the bunk upon which lay a slam dunk which was a basketball that was overinflated. So I went to the dump and got a stuffed weasel that was missing his leg and also his ear. The weasel robbed an old lady who threw her into a hole filled with many passages. Police say that being drunk increases the risk of something horrible  like vomiting on the pavement with your girlfriend with medicine that makes you super hyper and throw up in the middle of a crowd. So next time think before you slap a cat. What is In the box was actually a pneumatic Jackhammer thingamadoohickamajig. Meanwhile, a person living in a small boat thought swe was indeed McLovin but really felt there's nothing like watching anime on the Discovery Channel? Unfortunately, the TV's
were all broken which was bad. So he blowed the whole day down the toilet. He hated his salty french fries which he ate despite the fact he hated them because they were down the toilet. The plastic cigar was very large so

you broke the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: kbieniu7 on August 06, 2011, 05:56:52 AM
tram front door,
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Post by: Risu on August 06, 2011, 02:24:54 PM
and the resulting
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Post by: Exla357 on August 09, 2011, 02:23:04 PM
explosion killed every
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Post by: kbieniu7 on August 09, 2011, 02:45:11 PM
sunflower plant in
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Post by: Risu on August 09, 2011, 09:17:12 PM
ancient history. But
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Post by: GDO29Anagram on August 09, 2011, 10:11:55 PM
I forgot to
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Post by: Risu on August 09, 2011, 10:34:13 PM
wait for the
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Post by: raoshuai on August 10, 2011, 08:08:03 AM
Nintendo Entertainment System.
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Post by: kbieniu7 on August 10, 2011, 09:33:20 AM
It's all because
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Post by: GDO29Anagram on August 10, 2011, 09:15:23 PM
I left the
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Post by: Risu on August 10, 2011, 10:27:39 PM
socks behind the
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Post by: Popper14 on June 05, 2012, 12:07:25 AM
closed locked door
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Post by: Mike Machine on July 02, 2012, 10:10:01 AM
that was guarded.