Worst Case Scenario
Try to think of something worse than what happened in the previous post.
Please keep the SC4D rules (http://sc4devotion.com/forums/index.php?topic=7.0) at all times when posting.
with a bad processor.
On a hot day
With a know-it-all watching everything you do.
while it constantly fails to install for no aperrant reason
because your hard drive is toast
Which you then try and replace and accidentally scratch off squigly bits on your motherboard
and it isn't under warranty
anymore, because the company that manufactured it just went bankrupt
and you find out that the cost of a replacement has skyrocketed during the last year
and then when you are taking the CPU to the technician,you fall into a hole,not so big to get hurt but your CPU is now in the street and a car passes over it and crushes it
Thank you for playing everyone :), but I may forgotten an example :-[. Please note the example below.
First Post:
flying
First Reply:
your flight is delayed
road trip
Second Reply:
*the second reply is the first "normal" reply. For the first time, you can decide if the worst case scenario above you is really the worst case scenario. For the porposes of this example I will show both possibilities.*
you are in a plane crash
you are in a car wreck
fishing
*or*
worst case scenario
you get in a car wreck
fishing
Third Reply:
[what could be worse or state "worst case scenario]
you get a fishing hook in you
taking the metro
Please note the new rules.
I'll continue:
then you find out that you are stuck in the mud in the hole and there is nobody to help you.
you are traveling
See what you've started? Things can always get worse. :P - Nate
And your wallet fell out of your pocket when you fell and one of the bystanders took it.
Then, the wallet thief runs up huge bills on your credit cards.
the credit card company doesn't believe your claims and acuse you of credit card fraud.
getting groceries
So you're convicted of fraud and sent to prison...
first day you drop the soap :P
I think we may have a winner? - Nate
I guess my current rules aren't working out. Please observe the new rules below. "$Deal"$
POSTING
- Try to think of something worse than what happened in the previous post.
- If you can't think of anyting worse than the scenario what happened in the previous post, create a new scenario.
- As I've realized, please make it clear if you are posting a new scenario.
- If the previous post is a new scenario, think of the worst thing that you think could happen withing the scenario.
SCORING
- A game is deffined as 10 scenarios.
- when someone can't think of anything worse than what you described, you earn their current score plus your current score for the game.
- If both scores are zero for the game, you earn one score.
Funny if every scenario ends with going to jail and dropping the soap.
Worst Case Scenario:
You get a bug bite
which causes an allergic reaction
you swell up and all your shoes and clothes no longer fit.
While you stand in the middle of a busy shopping mall
and people push over as they are in a rush to get to places, but you are nowhere, and a nobody
Then you realised that, the crowd pushed you on a very busy street
and you fell down and missed your last bus
but you catch the next one, face first. :P
And you get knocked out, meanwhile not breathing as your throught swelled up.
and you start choking, but nobody calls 911 because they are too busy running over you..
Because the mall has just caught on fire
you awaken to the dirty homeless 1 tooth giving you mouth to mouth, with a bit of tongue action. &hlp
Your disgusted reaction makes the man punch you in the face 5 times.
but when you try to punch him back, your wrist is so weak it just breaks when it hits him
And then you get sent to prison for assault, where on the first day, you drop the soap.
It looks like this just ended the same way. :D
Well, maybe not:
you miss your court hearing and have to stay in jail for a year until your next hearing, which results in prison for life.
Then on the first day of your sentence when you go to take a shower, you find that all of the soap is gone
(trying to mix it up a little)
but unfortunately a new batch of soap gets delivered the next day
(trying to make things worse)
And the packages say "Slippery Joe's Soap" on them
And you happen to react to the soap and no one seems to care.
And then you slip on the soap and land on the $300,000 painting in the living room.
and there is an invisible door which you run into and ruin your BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!
And the surgery cost $900,000, even more money than your whole family has. (About $300,000 which got spent on paying for the painting).
so you had to take a loan for the surgery, but unfortunately the surgeon makes a huge error
because his knife fell to the ground and ricocheted to
the air. When it fell, it cut off your genitals.
and your right foot which fell out of the window into the swimming pool
wich poison innocent people who swimmed while
you were arrested for murder, convicted, sent to a life-sentence... and dropped the soap.
I win :P
Then you were knifed by your fellow inmates for making a big scene after dropping the soap.
Quote from: xxdita on August 15, 2010, 07:12:32 PM
I win :P
Oh no you don't! :D
But the soap wasn't happy so he grew legs... and got a gun and shot you to make sure you were dead... :o
but the gun back fired and you had to replace the 1 million dollar bar of soap
And to pay for that you had to work 24/7 in a soap factory
... and the working conditions were so bad, that you would rather die than working in that soap factory...
Okay, as it looks like this round is never going to end, I need to make a small change to the rules. Don't worry, no one will score in this round that was ended abruptly. Please observe the new rules below:
ABRUPT ENDINGS
- If a scenario exceeds 36 posts, will get one score.
- If no one posts for 15 hours, the last person to post wins the scenario
I'll continue:
road trip
you got lost
The only thing you can see is a giant soap factory
that brought back memories of previous scenarios $%Grinno$%
The car you were sitting in was broken down
so you went to the reception of the soap factory, to find out no one was there to help you
Then, suddenly, the doors of the soap factory closed; it was closing time...
and the company was moving out of the building, so no one came back the next day. Then, you saw through the doors that your car had been stolen and you were in the middle of no where.
There was no food in the building and the electricity, water and sewer systems where shut down due to the closure of the company.
VV EDIT: I see, I won't do it again. VV
mrtnrln, please remember, double post rule applies. ;)
Obviously, my post here doesn't count.
Well more than 15 hours passed, so that abrupt ending rule applies I guess
So lets start the new one:
You want to upload something to the LEX.
Then you find out you have no upload rights
And when you try to upload your creation to another site, your hard drive crashes and you loose EVERYTHING!
15 hours again...
You have a letter through the door saying your electricity and phone/internet connection will be cut off for four months whilst maintenence work is being carried out...
Your so mad that you through whatever was just in your hand to the ground, breaking it. You then realize that it was your new $300 Cell Phone.
And the news says that the Postal Service is on strike.
It looks like this 15 hour rule is rather short. I've just changed it to 30 hours. That should be enought time.
I'll continue:
So you don't get a letter from the cell phone company saying that you have a week to get a new cell phone for free because of a recall (because they broke to easily) until its too late.
and because you weren't aware that there was a fatal flaw with your cellphone, it exploded, because of that you don't get any refunds or replacement phones
And your cellphone exploded right at a petrol station, which starts a huge petrol fire and the whole petrol station burned to the ground, and you're to blame for the damage.
but you wanted to run away but your car had exploded too... so you had to use a bus which is really slow...
And in the bus, there was a group of police officers who got the call that there was a runaway who has burned and charred clothes on. They were easily able to point you out and put you under arrest and take you into custody.
So you have to spend the night in a dirty and small police prision... the whole weekend long.
And because of budget cuts, they gave you crackers and bread for food and kindergarten books for entertainment.
And because of the massive fire you were dirty and you had to take a shower
Again with the showers $%Grinno$%
Luckily though you weren't allowed to take a shower, because you were directly courted and got a life sentence
But you still need to take a shower :D :D
Unfortunately, the plumbing doesn't work.
They hired a horrible plumber, again due to the budget cuts, to fix the plumbing but instead broke it.
So one of the inmates fixed it himself in return for an early release from prison.
but you sueued the prison for releasing someone like that, but they weren't happy so they added an extra 10 years onto your prison sentence.
When you hear the news, you became mad and beat every guard nearby, adding another 10 years onto your prison sentence.
but then the cell door opens and your new cellmate is one of the roughest gangsters around
and you get beat up by him and are transferred to a prison hospital
but the hospital was on strike, so no-one could attend to you
While you're lying on that hospital bed (while no-one was helping you), suddenly the cables holding the lamp above you bed snap and the lamp fall on you from 5 meters high. Ouch!
worse still, it was one of those very expensive lamps with lots of crystal in it.
And the "chandelier" weighs about 300 tons cuz there were about 700 thousand million billion zillion trillion decorative crystals on it. :D (Who puts a ridiculously heavy and overly ornate chandelier in a prison hospital...?)
and because no one is there to attend to you, you're left alone with the chandelier on you and all of your rib-cages smash with the weight
Suddenly, one of the machines in the prison hospitals catches fire.
which also puts the curtains (and subsequently, your baxter) on fire
and although you are rescued from the fire and transfered to a different hospital, you are sued for the damage, and 10 years are added to your sentence.
And then you make the courthouse catch on fire to find out that you're cursed.
And to make matters worse, you got severe 3rd degree burning wounds, but not fatal.
You are evacuated to another hospital to be treated for the burns, but as soon as you arrive there, the power was shut off until you leave because they don't want another building to catch fire...
So you start searching for the switch to turn the power on, but unfortunately during your search you get electrocuted by an exposed wire
And after all this extreme misery and horrible pain, you're still not dead. So the suffering continues
Then, you discover that your room is on fire. (Here we go again $%Grinno$%)
Fortunately (Or so you think...) the fire sprinklers in the ceiling activate, but instead, they spray out lighter fluid!!! &hlp
And then the monkey gets the ban button.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Then everything turns normal again. You're relieved, until you find out that the time is set back one week and this whole chain of events starts over again.
EDIT: Thirty hours have passed. Seems that I win this round
New Round.
You arrive at your holiday destination and you're staying for two weeks. You then realise that your suitcase with all of your clothes in fell out of the car on the way there. You are to be without clothes except for the ones you're wearing for the duration of the holiday.
And all your money, credit cards, ID's and other cards were in that suitcase too!
And the garbage truck came by and brought them all to the dump.
but when you arrive at the dump yourself, the suitcase is being crushed in the compactor
You decide to go home, but then you discover that your keys were in that very same suitcase.
And a guy from the bank comes to re-posses your car
and he asks where the keys are, but they're in the crushed suitcase. You tell him where they are but he doesn't believe you, so he phones the police.
The police came and you tell the same story to them. But guess what: they don't believe you either, so they take you to the local police station.
You're booked on charges, but since you have no money and don't know anybody in the area, you can't make bail.
so you end up with a crappy lawyer.
And when you have your trial, the lawyer gets ill, so you'll have to do it without a lawyer.
On your way to court the police van gets in to an accident, with kills everybody but you, but you are injured badly.
It starts raining-- hard. You stagger to the court house and get there late; the judge glares at you as you walk in.
And since you were the only survivor of the accident, the court suspects that you are involved causing the accident and the death of the cops in the van...
so they sentence you to a life inprisonment.
(lol.. not the prison.. AGAIN...! :D)
(But then,...)
Judge: Oh, did I day life imprisonment? I meant,... DEATH SENTENCE!!! :o
:o :o :o
The death sentence was death.. by burning... a slow but painful death..
But before you have your death sentence, you'll sleep one night on a wooden bed. You're tied completely (so you can't move) and there is water dropping on your forehead (which is really torturing)
The next day dr Phil wakes you up when you're totally insane by the torture, and says your gonna live! &hlp But you have to spend the rest of your life in a room with me!
And it is then that you realize... we're out of Hot-pockets! :'(
looks like more than 30 hours have past (serebi's post was on 11/09/2010 at 00:24 GMT+1 and it's currenty 13/09/2010 21:02 GMT+1), so he wins this round and I'll start a new one (mainly because this game is too much fun to stop playing)
New Round:
You wake up early because it's your first day at univeristy today
You go to the bus stop and wait there for half an hour. Then a girl comes at you and tells you the buses are on strike today
On top of that, while looking at your letter of acceptance, you realize that you were accepted to the Uni of Birmingham and the Uni of Birminghan! An over 1500 kilometre distance!
"Oh,... And did I mention that all major highways and railway lines and all major forms of transportation that lead there were severed by a massive propane explosion...?" &hlp
Good luck getting there on foot!!! :thumbsup:
and your car refuses to work because you forgot to service it
so you call the breakdown people but they said they had too many calls to attend to, so they couldn't come.
You get so mad you kick the wall and break your ankle
No,... You thought you kick the wall... Instead, you broke a random historical artefact that just happened to be in the way of your foot...
So now you have a broken ankle and your under arrest because a police officer saw what you did and arrested you for vandalism.
and then the police discovered you broke a 2800 years old sarcophagus and NOT a random historical artifact
but you hopped away from them (as you broke your ankle), and you managed to get away.. but then you fell on your broken ankle...!
(I tried to avoid the 'jail' scenario again :D)
Then suddenly the girl from the bus stop arrives and drags you into a yellow van without a numberplate.
them puts your face into a chloroform rag... except that is was ammonia!
Then it seems that they have kidnapped you, because they mistook you for an relative of an industrial giant. So they kidnapped the wrong person.
But your kidnappers only just realized that after they send some of your body parts to the industrial giant. So you now have a broken ankle you mis one ear, two fingers and the foot of your none broken ankle.
But then they learn that you are, in-fact, a relative of different industrial giant.
so they call the post office to have said body parts deivered to the right industrial giant
but they decided to kill you because you were no use to anybody
But before they could, the police raided where the kidnappers and you where and they put them under arrest. But then they realized that you where the one who had broke a 2800 years old sarcophagus so you where arrested, too.
so you get sued for destroying said sarcophagus
and the fee was $1,000,000.. but you didn't even have a quarter of that...
so you had to take a loan, but the bank is very picky with their loans due to the recent financial crisis
But you can get a loan... with a staggering 15% interest rate!
That of course did not interest you at all, instead you bought yourself a shovel and 2 sticks of dynamite.
But then you find out that the fuse on the dynamite got wet, so now you can't light them any more.
So now you have to trick someone else into lighting the dynamite for you >:D
...and all of sudden you realize that there's no one else around to light them.
Cuz they fell down a hole that came from the earthquake that followed the destruction of all the transportation lines... Remember the propane explosion from several posts ago?
Quote from: GDO29Anagram on September 13, 2010, 02:23:23 PM
"Oh,... And did I mention that all major highways and railway lines and all major forms of transportation that lead there were severed by a massive propane explosion...?" &hlp
It triggered a massive earthquake that you somehow failed to detect. And the ground below you begins to destabilise...
resulting in buildings that are starting to collapse, which is made worse by the fact that you are in the CBD and there are only skyscrapers around you
And you are standing under the tallest skyscraper in the CBD...
you start running... but the tower is too tall.. and it comes crashing down..
But then you fall down a man hole and get covered in sewage.
so you start looking for a way out of the sewers (which are very dark), using your cellphone as a light and you are soon hunted by crocodiles and mutated rats
but you then realise that the rubble from the buildings cover all of the exits.. so you're trapped
Oh, and the battery on your cellphone just died, so not only are you in the dark now, you can't call for help pizza!!! %confuso
but because sewers are wet, your cellphone also elctrocuted you before dying
but you were okay.. but then waste from the collapsed towers drainage-system started pouring in on your head
And more debris is falling down on you, so you couldn't move...
suddenly.. an electric wire from somewhere breaks... and you are electricuted with a few thousand volts...
You pass out, but when you wake up, 500 sewer rats are carrying you to their leader.
and their leader turns out to be your worst enemy
who is a big... rabbit... :o
Actually, he's the rabbit from Happy Tree Friends, and you hate Happy Tree Friends. (How ironic...) ;D
They also hate anything made by the Japanese, except obviously Japanese carrots. But, they then see you playing Pokemon on a Nintendo DSi XL.
So the rabbit tells you that you have to kill everyone who loves Japan and Japanese made stuff, accept carrots, or you will have to endure a slow and painful death. So slow that it will last 50 years.
but you're trapped in the sewer.. so you won't find anyone Japanese.. :o
so you try to escape the sewer and end up in the sewage treatment plant
Which treats the sewage... By burning it. &hlp
You get cooked at 450 F yet you don't die?
But it happens to be in Japan so the bunnies come and attack you.
and their cuddly attack formation gives you asthma
and you start to have an asthma attack..
and you lost your inhaler due to the propane explosion from 2 pages ago...
Quote from: GDO29Anagram on September 13, 2010, 02:23:23 PM
"Oh,... And did I mention that all major highways and railway lines and all major forms of transportation that lead there were severed by a massive propane explosion...?" &hlp
And to make matters worse, the air is ... well ... not so very clean...
and a Nuclear War starts...
you think you're safe down in the sewer.. but a nearby explosion makes the sewage treatment plant explode... and you're in it...
I meet my teacher in the hell
and she has just marked you down as having an 'F' in your exam...
Then she took it back and said she was going to change it...
... to an F---- !!!
and then she changed the F to a super-F (a normal F with a superman cape :D)
It seems that she's a fan of Mr. Crocker from Fairly Odd Parents $%Grinno$% And it annoys you that you don't know why you remember that cartoon show.
why do you know that?
b2t:
And she started to speek
in such a high pitched squeak.. it gives you all a headache..
She says " I'm your mother, you dumbass! "
You scream, but as you do, your voice cracks so it sounds like a little school girl.
and because of the prolonged speaking in such a voice, you don't have a voice anymore the next day
And then the teacher gives you an oral exam...
on wouldn't you know it, singing; but because you now don't have a voice, when you get up to perform...
Your head explodes because of a combination of you being nervous, embarrassed, and you just plain forgot the lyrics to the song. ::)
...you walked aimlessly without your head and you fall into a nuclear reactor! :D
which was filled with boiling water
which got even hotter by the second...
Luckily, It was just a bad dream. You woke up in a cozy queen-sized bed somewhere in Japan ( Or so you think ;D ) You realised that there's a girl sleeping next to you.................naked! ( ....and you too are naked ;D )
( If you guys wondering who is the naked girl, she is Haruhi Suzumiya )
Unfortunately the girl turned out to be à hallucination
and when you get up, you fall down a trap door because the rabbit who hated the Japanese caught you in Japan
Quote from: JeeKTan on October 03, 2010, 04:39:10 AM
somewhere in Japan
The rabbit wants to charge you in court for sleeping with his wife and got her pregnant.
( Apparently this scenario is getting more stupid and erotic :party:)
Quote from: JeeKTan on October 03, 2010, 04:39:10 AM
You realised that there's a girl sleeping next to you.................naked!
( If you guys wondering who is the naked girl, she is Haruhi Suzumiya )
but you didn't want to go to court again (because it would be the 10th time or so since this topic started) so you ran away.. but the rabbit was faster than you
So the rabbit caught up with you and it challenged you to a race
And if you lost he'd take you hostage...
And you had to race using public transport, while the rabbit races in a Veyron Supersports
And suddenly friction no longer exists
Which is also a bad thing for you because it causes the train you are on to overrun the station and plough into another train that was standing still
The station happened to be under a bridge, and it collapsed on you because of the impact of the two trains colliding
and you turn out to be the head of the train company
so you are forced to step down
But it turns out that you fired everyone in your company before you stepped down.
so every person that was employed at the company wanted to kill you.. and the rabbit was one of them
so you have to flee the country
Unfortunately, your passport is expired and all the immigration offices are closed for two months due to upgrading works.
so you immigrate using the landing gear bay of a 747 that happened to be standing on the airport tarmac
Except that the 747 would be taking off in 2 minutes, so you are forced to leave the landing gear.
Then... the rabbit caught up with you and takes you hostage.
Guys, I'm sorry to spoil this scenario, but I think we forgot this particulary rule of the game...
Quote from: Highrise99 on July 31, 2010, 03:59:55 PM
Rules
...
ABRUPT ENDINGS
- If a scenario exceeds 36 posts, the scenario will end.
... and we are way over 36 posts, so let's start a new round:
You're having breakfast (what could possibly go wrong? :P)
Maarten, thanks for breaking the monotony. Now we can move on...
This is what goes wrong with your breakfast: As you eat your breakfast, you find that your clock's broken so now it's stuck at 2 o'clock (Or 14 o'clock, depending on how you're reading it...) and you realise you're late for something.
And because you are late, you start rushing yourself and spill a cup of hot coffee onto your lap
Which puts a huge stain in your pants and good suit.
(I'd suggest that everyone put something like what's to the right so that we don't end up exceeding 36 postes again :P)
Post #4
And you bought the suit at 1,000,000 dollars which was made from gold. :'(
( What an expensive suit! )
#6
And you have a very important meeting today, so you have to wear that suit...
but you can't go to a meeting in a dirty suit, so you put your normal clothes on and then Barney Stinson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT_vf5ioXXk) tells you to "Suit Up!"
#7
You tell him "OK" but then realized that the suit you stained was the only one you had since it was so expensive and you couldn't afford another suit.
#8
(@
WC_EEND Ha! Saw How I Met Your Mother last night. Funny stuff. :D)
I've just made the rules much simpler. No more scoring or abrupt endings!
QuoteTry to think of something worse than what happened in the previous post.
Please keep the SC4D rules (http://sc4devotion.com/forums/index.php?topic=7.0) at all times when posting.
I'll continue:
You miss the meeting, so your manager is very mad.
He fired you from the company.
And reposessed your house
(@Nego: I watch it on the internet, can be hard to find sometimes)
and then took your dog
He also took your car, which you decided you would live in after he repossesed you house.
Unfortunately your wallet was still in the car when it was taken away
And your wallet contains 3 million dollars, your driver's license, some credit cards and your new passport
Unfortunately your Oyster Card (people from the UK will know what I'm on about) was also in that wallet and you get caught on the bus for fare-dodging
And then, the Japan-hating rabbit from the previous scenario appears...
He appeares different now in the sence that he now loves Japan, but still hates you with a bur ning passion.
such a burning hate in fact that he sets fire to you
I believe that WC_EEND has won that round... and it's time for a new one.
You wake up to find that you've overslept.. and you're two hours late for your job interview
Edit: wait.. is the time rule still in place?
QuoteEdit: wait.. is the time rule still in place?
No, you just have to try and think of something worse than what happened in the previous post.
So continuing form
WC_EEND's post:
So you jump into a river... full of alligators!
I'll get this game going again
... Which have just had their teeth sharpened
Quote from: Nego on October 18, 2010, 04:37:04 PM
No, you just have to try and think of something worse than what happened in the previous post.
Ah, because at the beginning of the game there was a rule that if there was no posts for over 30 hours or something then it was a new round.
The game...
And they were in a vicious mood
You managed to escape from the aligators. Then you discover you're on a very small island in the middle of the river.
And the island is sinking due to the effects of global warming
Not only that, it's target practise for the Air Force. Look out!!! :o
A F-15 jet with a nuke missile is heading towards you!! &dd
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Uh oh... &dd &dd &dd
It turns out you're in a warzone.
and the US Army is fighting against you
because you are Osama bin Laden!!! :D
And your followers are shocked at the lack of cheese, and are threatening to kill you if you don't get lots of mature cheddar.
Kinda reminds me of that cheese cracker commercial I once saw... (And I can't even remember the name of that snack...)
By the way, while you weren't looking, the immature cheddar cheese wheels put a "Kick me" sign on your back... :D
QuoteKinda reminds me of that cheese cracker commercial I once saw... (And I can't even remember the name of that snack...)
Oh, yeah! I remember those commercials. They were for Cheese-Its. The ironic thing is that I'm eating them right now! :D
Anyway...
So one of your followers who isn't so bright kicks you in the spine, resulting in you becoming permanently paralyzed from the waist down.
You are then taken to the hospital and a power outage shuts down all the medical equipment.
And then you wake up, and you can move! But an evil scientist is now experenting on you...
It soon fails and you and the scientist explode. :bomb:
You somehow survived the explosion, but now you have no limbs! You are also bruised, burned, and scraped up beyond recognition...
And that immature cheese wheel returned and put TWO "Kick Me" signs on your back!!!
(I gotta do something to continue this somehow...)
Which subsequently got you kicked from every game of COD: Black Ops
Then the postman told you that you're PS3 is about to blow up just as he's delivering your copy of Gran Turismo 5.
Ouch, that's really bad (especially for those waiting for GT5, like me)
And it's made worse by the fact that your 360 RROD'ed and your Wii got nicked...
and when you tried to install COD: Black Ops on your PC, your PC died and your hard disk is wiped out.
Then thanks to all of the people shopping on black Friday, you couldn't buy a new computer because they were all sold out!!!
So you head for the nearest international airport to book a flight to a country that doesn't have black friday sales (to buy a computer over there) only to find out that all flights are already fully booked due to the thanksgiving weekend.
When you walk back home from the airport, a girl suddenly raped kidnapped you in a dark alley.
The girl turns out to be an ugly Miley Cyrus impersonator. :o
Who has a terrible voice, and insists on singing over and over and over again.
Quote from: Nego on November 11, 2010, 07:25:50 PM
You somehow survived the explosion, but now you have no limbs!
Quote from: JeeKTan on November 26, 2010, 07:06:08 AM
When you walk back home from the airport, a girl suddenly raped kidnapped you in a dark alley.
In between the time of the explosion and the kidnapping, you were able to get prosthetic limbs. As you try to run away from your current situation, however, your prosthetics fail on you, and now you can't run any more. Now your ears are gonna suffer from severe pain...
()flamdev()
You realised that your ear drums exploded and you can't even hear a thing.
so when you try and tell people about what happened, they reply but you can't hear what they answer
Fortunately for you, you can understand those communicating in American Sign Language...
Problem is that they're using British Sign Language instead and that you're also near-sighted. Oh boy...
Suddenly, they signal to you that something very, very bad is about to happen. Of course, you don't know what they're saying. ()what()
And you can't see it either, because a nearby explosion bles your eyes out
And the resulting radiation disfigured you face!
And the radiation makes you evolve into a monster... a cute one of course ;D
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You can now see walk hear etc. As you walk down the street however, you get bombarded by excited 5 year-olds who have never seen a monster before.
And then this(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc4HL_-VT2Y) happens
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Quote from: ps2owner on March 12, 2011, 06:25:31 PM
And then this(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc4HL_-VT2Y) happens
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I don't think that there is anything worse than that. ???
The earth then falles out of orbit a is heading for the sun &hlp
At the last mile, the Earth explodes in a fiery fury, but everyone is on mars instead, so they are safe.