This is a special dedication to the wizard of SC4 Mods wouanagaine
THE SC4 DAT PACKER IS A MUST HAVE.
wouanagaine is actually a %brg/·$ programmed to help all SC4 players.
After taking a steroids test doctors informed wouanagaine that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said "of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?"
wouanagaine and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Divide wouanagaine by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.
Switzerland isn't really neutral. They just haven't figured out what side wouanagaine is on yet.
The original ending, as suggested by wouanagaine to George Lucas, to Return of the Jedi consisted of the Rebel Alliance finding wouanagaine on the moon of Endor. The Rebel Alliance realized the power they had in front of them, and begged wouanagaine to help them defeat the Empire's Death Star. wouanagaine then jumped into space and roundhouse kicked the Death Star, which exploded in a fiery bang. In the last scenes, Leia left Han for wouanagaine, Chewbacca became wouanagaine's life-debt servant, and Luke decided to drop Jedi training and study under wouanagaine. The ending was never made because it was too awesome for George Lucas to comprehend.
wouanagaine won $1M on an episode of 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' without speaking or using a single lifeline
Contrary to popular belief, George Bush is a great speaker and rarely mispronounces words. He appears incompetent because he knows wouanagaine is watching
The reason Steven Hawking is in a wheel chair is because he made the mistake of saying he was smarter then wouanagaine.
(all of the above fictional and actually preformed by chuck norris)
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almost everything is real fact
Quotewouanagaine won $1M on an episode of 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' without speaking or using a single lifeline
I wish this can happen :)
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Thx a lot Alek ! You're a legend to me also for your custom stuff managment
It's twoo...it's twoo!
Well Alek,
I'm glad someone had the guts to say this. I agree 110%. Except for the roundhouse kick thing. I mean come on now. Everyone knows he just manipulated time and space with his mind and caused the deathstar to implode. Sheesh. LOL
---Gaston
QuoteThe reason Steven Hawking is in a wheel chair is because he made the mistake of saying he was smarter then wouanagaine.
Oy...That's my Dad, that is! :P :P (with apologies to Rob Newman and David Baddiel).
All of the above "events" are inappropriate for the following reason:
They happened when wouanagaine was simply a child. And how about this?
Q: What happened when beskhu3epnm became lippy with wouanagaine?
A: wouanagaine created SC4 Terraformer to shut him up. The end.
&apls &apls wouanagaine - a legend in his own lunch time.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, wouanagaine lives in France.
wouanagaine can touch MC Hammer.
wouanagaine knows the last digit of pi.
When wouanagaine was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Ozzy Osbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not to be outdone, wouanagaine then bit the head off Batman.
wouanagaine smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is wouanagaine's personal chef.
wouanagaine once ate a whole cheesewheel to show a group of third graders how badass he is.
If you want a list of wouanagaines' enemies just Google 'extinct species'.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for wouanagaine
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures wouanagaine has allowed to live.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets wouanagaine
wouanagaine's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
wouanagaine doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
Keep on and wouanagaine won't be able to get his head out of the door :D :D :D :D
and thats a bad thing? at least he wont run away to some other sc4 community! :P
I just can completely agree &apls &apls
Wow!, I 'knew' Wouanagaine was an amazing programmer, but all that too? &apls &apls &apls
QuoteWow!, I 'knew' Wouanagaine was an amazing programmer, but all that too?
And you even don't know what I'm doing on all the free time those above activities leave to me
Beside ROFL, I feel very heartwarmed ( or is warmhearted ? ) by what you all wrote. Thoses kind of comments touch me very deeply & sincerly.
Before I joined ST, I was a 'hardcore' gamer on all kind of games, playing lot of them, 2006 made a change when I discorvered the SC4 Community, I must say that in 2006 I have played only 2 games, SC4 and TrackManiaNation. and now TMN is a little less of interest. I even don't see any game worth the pain to try besides SC4.
The more I play, the more I know people here, the more they are an inspiration source for me ( either in gameplaying or for tools ).
It is fun, it is a game, and likely if we have all met in RL, we surely can't all be friends, but that is the magic behind this website & community. That is all about sharing
Alek, I owe you some bread & cheese & wine if you come in France, but don't forget to burn a DVD with your plugins folder.
Haha, thats hilarious stuff Alex. haha. I'd better not anger the wouanagaine.
wouanagaine my friend....... YOU ROCK!!!!! &apls &apls &apls &apls
Yes definitely three cheers for wouanananannagaine. &apls &apls
You can tell he's a genius...us mere mortals cannot even get his moniker right!!! :D :D :D :thumbsup:
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... I even don't see any game worth the pain to try besides SC4.
The more I play, the more I know people here, the more they are an inspiration source for me ( either in gameplaying or for tools ).
It is fun, it is a game, and likely if we have all met in RL, we surely can't all be friends, but that is the magic behind this website & community.
sameplayershootagain , s'il vous plait , (c'est l'association mentale que ton nom m'a toujours automatiquement inspiré ) , you have just described that I'm feeling ... SC4 has created an incredible cummunity cause it's an apart game and obviously not only a game for each of us . Yes, it's magic , and your tools since a few months are improving SC4 more than during years before , this homage here is completely justified .
Thank you , again & again & again. &apls
Quotesameplayershootagain , s'il vous plait , (c'est l'association mentale que ton nom m'a toujours automatiquement inspiré )
lol, C'est plus dans le style a la one again, bystoufly, de Dubosc
Mais j'aime bien l'association :)
Je me suis mis à LE en voyant ton MD ;)
Sorry for the French Only, I can't translate it
Alek you missed one feat of Wouanagaine:
Did you know that the great Northeast blackout of 2003 was caused by Wouanagaine not a computer bug as some may wish? Such a genious realy takes away all the power in the area (aren't you lucky he's way here in Europe)
Simply realising being present with Wouanagaine on the same planet causes makes all religions superfluous.
Nik-Nik
It is a widely held belief that the titanic sank after striking an iceberg, however, the truth is that it actually ran into Wouanagaine who was out doing laps between France and Canada.
Quote from: Alek King of SC4 on January 24, 2007, 07:11:13 AM
It is a widely held belief that the titanic sank after striking an iceberg, however, the truth is that it actually ran into Wouanagaine who was out doing laps between France and Canada.
Wow, Wouanagaine, I didn't know you were that old! What was life like back then and how did you transition to computers so easily? ;D
Let me state that I have no age, so I'm not old or young, I am, that's all
When wouanagain does pushups he's actually pushing the world down.
Wouanagains ricies don't say "snap crackle and pop", they say "shush, here he comes"
Wilt Chamberlin claims to have been with over 1,000 women, Wouanagaine calls this a slow day.
I'm smarter than wouanagaine!
OW! My legs!!!!
Dealing with wouanagaine, you're lucky you can still feel your legs, Eddie.
David
i am blind because wouanagaine did not permit me to look upon him.
The DAT Packer doesn't compress your plug-in files. wouanagaine does it himself. With his bare hands.
I'm glad too, Dedgren. I only lost 2 of my legs.
Wounagaine just had a minute to take a down payment, Eddie. Don't worry, he'll be back for the rest.
Oh, and
...God does not play dice with the universe...
...and wouanagaine does not play dice with God.
QuoteWe are all but dust mites in the lint in the bottom of the pocket of the cast off clothes of Wouanagaine.
- attributed to Sun Tzu [ linkie (http://www.sonshi.com/learn.html) ].
Wouanagaine holds the world record for having made only ONE mistake in his entire life. He had once thought he was wrong about something, but then it turned out that he wasn't!
Wouanagaine and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
wouanagaine is so tough he irons his own shirts.... while still wearing them. :o
Wouanagaine is so powerful a clearly off topic thread about him was moved to SC4 community related, cos he is the daddy of all of us.
If you add the king of all gods in classical music Ludwig Van Beethoven and add Wouanagaine together......WOW now that's what I call real music for the world!! :thumbsup:
Wounagaine actually TAUGHT Beethoven how to play the piano.
I thought Beethoven taught him to know everything! :thumbsup: oh yes...
too funny, but very deserving. Thanks for all you have done. I now bow and walk away.
&apls
Wouangaine is also the heavy metal gods along with Ronnie James Dio! :o
Dio actually sung the song holy diver as a tribute to wounagaine, for permitting him to breathe. and because wounagaine told him to. ;D
Cali - Didn't know your a dio fan!! Woooho! :P
back to the thread
Could be wouanagaine! :-)
oh yeah!, dio rocks, but wounagaine is still #1
Strange enough, no one mention that I permit Will Wright to write the Sims because I take care of the Simcity franchise
WOW No wonder you work with the king of the sims Will Right!! :thumbsup: &apls
will the master wounagaine permit Will Wright to work on sc5 in the near future?
oh no! I'm so sorry wounagaine. I did not ask permission to ask a question....please do not strike me... ()testing()
I don't think he'll strike you cali :P
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And Wouanagaine named him Will Wright and said "Go forth, you will with my guiding spirit, wright the Sim City series." And Wouanagaine's will was manifest and it was wrought. Thus ended the first day and it was good.
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And Wouanagaine named him Will Wright and said "Go forth, you will with my guiding spirit, wright the Sim City series." And Wouanagaine's will was manifest and it was wrought. Thus ended the first day and it was good.
YES!! LOL!! And then wouanagaine said to Will Wright, "You are destined for great things. Go forth and populate the world." And Will Wright, following what wouanagaine had told him, created "The Sims," and wouanagaine saw that it was good.
Amen ;D
AMEN!! &apls
On the Second day Wouanagaine created the Sc4terraformer and all was well.
On the Third day Wouanagaine invoked the power of the DAT Packer and people rejoiced.
On the Forth day Wouanagaine dispelled worries with the Cleanitoltm
On the Fifth day Wouanagiaine created the Downloader to allay fears
On the Sixth day Wouanagaine created the X Tool for his peoples
On the Seventh Day Wouanagaine said "Play the way I have foretold it"
:satisfied:
TTC
On the Eighth Day, machine just got upset :D :D
With apologies to Hazel
QuoteAnd then wouanagaine said to Will Wright, "You are destined for great things. Go forth and populate the world." And Will Wright, following what wouanagaine had told him, created "The Sims," and wouanagaine saw that it was good.
Actually, I never thought of The Sims as being "created." More like "excreted," if you catch my drift.
David
pfft! ROFL dedgren (or can I call you david... whatever)!
No I need to snort out water to clean out the soda ;D
If you can see, wouanagine, then wouanagine can see you.
If you cannot see wouanagine, then you're most likely about to suffer a roundhouse kick to the jaw.
If Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and wouanagine met at a bar, the universe would come to an end because no edifce can possibly contain that amount of awesomeness.
hahah, this is great! &apls
Wouanagaine has a pet. This pet's food bowl doesnt say DOG, it says GOD.... :P
ah, not really a great one, but w/e..
ROTFL :D :D :D
It was once believed that wouanagine was defeated by a tool request, but that is a lie, created by wouanagine himself to lure more requests to him.
wouanagine does not write software, his PC fears him so much that it anticipates what he wants to do.
∞+1=wouanagine
the only thing bigger than the internet is wouanagine's plug-in folder
wouanagine once got a syntax error, it is now named windows
wouanagine doesn't use word processors, he mearly creates a file and it is there already
In soviet Russia tools are created for wouanagine
i wish i had been around before the dreaded RLS crashed in.
Some times real life events are as good as all imaginary ones...
Everone needs to know the hard work behind each of Wouanagaine's tools...
So, let me quote a real conversation between Colyn and Wouanagaine when the Cleanitol was made in December last year:
Quote from: Colyn on 11 December 2006, 17:11:08
I have a request for the Coders ...
Think about making something for us that will work like this ...
1. Aim and outline:
A simple freestanding Tool that can be distributed to the masses. This Tool gets it's information from a TEXT file.
In the TEXT file filenames are listed one below the other in a simple list. The Tool reads the information from the list and search the Plugins Folder for an instance of that filename. Then it collects the file, REMOVE from Plugins and write it to a Folder ABOVE the Plugins ... \BSC Backup. Every Backup Session creates a folder that is named 20061211_nn (yyyymmdd_01)
NB ... If duplicates is encountered the Duplicates should be renamed by APPENDING "_nn" to the file name BEFORE the DOT and "nn" is incremented for each instance found. This will prevent the problem of DUPLICATES in the DESTINATION Folder. I am sure the Coders may have a better way to handle this.
2. UI ...
Simple UI that asks for the SOURCE File with a BROWSE Button. It then starts processing the SOURCE file and move the files that is encountered in the process.
Must include a form of progress indicator.
3. Output and Results.
When a TEXT File has been processed the TOOL Writes a result log with the same name as the SOURCE file but with "_Result" appended to the name. In this OUTPUT File Every Filename is Apended with ...
" => Found in /dirname"
or
" => Not Found"
In the end a EOF - Note can be inserted that includes the number of files processed and the DESTINATION Folder Name.
This Tool will make life a lot easier for users to maintain their PLUGINS and for CREATORS it is a simple matter of providing the appropriate BSC Backup SOURCE File in his package if he needs to update old things.
I am almost sure that the VALUE of such a Tool is quite clear. The current MEGA TEXTURE Update is a good example of that ... a user will haveto search fo a large number of files if he wants to make sure he cleans out DUPLICATES.
The SOURCE File should be able to manage a WILD CARD ... many of us do have versions of the same lot or collections of lots ... so it would be handy to be able to given ...
CSX Trees Jacaranda*.*
... an all instances of that is removed ... Descs, Lots and Models.
And Wouanagaine's reply, quoted in its entirity:
Quote from: Wouanagaine on 11 December 2006, 19:16:26
I will do it this evening
?=mad)=
And He did!
So it be that he did and then the children asked for anther tool to play with... So the almighty Wouanagaine said it will be the X to mark all tools to one my children and so he did make....
So Wouanagaine had thought before feeding his children this new toy, so instead of sending out the door like he usually does, he sent it to a few of his disciple's to test it and beat the crap out of it....
So as ordered the disciple's are doing what they where instructed to do soo many years ago... Wouanagaine had asked his disciple's how the progress was going and they said "our master our savior be it know we are doing your work as best as we can but we need more to the X to be great please do so"....
&apls
I can devide my SimCity life into two parts:
part 1: The time I played Simcity and could never finish a city or region because my computer crashed with each zoom change. I grew very tired of the game and never wanted to play again.
part 2: I decided to play SimCity again after I saw a documentary at the Discovery Channel, with luck the BSC team moved to SC4D so I had to register here to find some texture packs. Because I had to register here, I found great new BATS, mods and.....Wouanagaine his incredible, awesome-o, amazing software. Now I play Simcity with the datpacker and cleanitol and I only suffer a crash when Im clumbsy with a NAM piece. My cities and regions are huge
You know Jerry (I feel like Im in a talkshow sorry ;)), Wouanagaine has really changed my life. My only mission in life is knowing that there are people out there who still do not use the datpacker and cleanitol, I have to reach these people some way. Some people may call me a missionary, I do not agree.. I just want to spread the word...I mean, you know...there are children out there suffering game crashes! We have to do something!
LoL Capo that is a good one &apls &apls bravo!!!
Quote from: star.torturer on September 30, 2007, 07:10:10 AM
wouanagine once got a syntax error, it is now named windows
This might just be my new all time favorite! &apls :D
QuoteMy only mission in life is knowing that there are people out there who still do not use the datpacker and cleanitol, I have to reach these people some way.
Well, I'm one of those people. :P
I wonder if some people are actually considering starting up a religion... :P
Church of Wou meets here on Monday Nite before the game to discuss how wou has changed our lives... then we will resumes afterwards, where we close out in a tribute to Wou song....
Wouanagaine overthrew Zeus and the rest of the olympians with one snap of his fingers.
That's why I'm here today. Revenge makes powerful people do awful things. %wrd
Wouanagaine doesn't wear a watch- he just decides what time it is.
Wouanagaine doesn't have to read books- he just gives them that look and they respond with all the information he wants.
...and my current personal favorite...
Wouanagaine is the only person who's ever counted to infinity... and he's done it twice.
David
Wouanagaine doesn't write ReadMe's. Even he's too amazed by his programming skills.
Quote from: dedgren on January 21, 2008, 10:54:47 AM
Wouanagaine doesn't wear a watch- he just decides what time it is.
Wouanagaine doesn't have to read books- he just gives them that look and they respond with all the information he wants.
...and my current personal favorite...
Wouanagaine is the only person who's ever counted to infinity... and he's done it twice.
David
Hmm I seem to remember those with Chuck Norris :P
And now for another, Wouanagaine doesn't have to pay taxes, he just sends the forms in with a picture attached of himself in a crouched and ready to attack position.
Wouanagaine doesn't get wet, water gets Wouanagaine.
There are many pretenders...
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...but there can be only one- WOUANAGAINE!
David
Wouanagaine programs using butterflies linky (http://xkcd.com/378/)
Wou coded a program that executed an infinite loop in under 3 seconds.
Wou counted to infinity twice
Wouanagaine is number one...
....and all other numbers as well.