The 'Speak Only In Questions' Thread

JoeST · September 03, 2007, 03:56:41 AM

I'm sat at a computer all day, do you really think that I'm up with the slang?

tooheys · September 04, 2007, 03:13:40 AM

What the hell are you all talking about??

JoeST · September 04, 2007, 05:58:15 AM

dont you know?

TheTeaCat · September 04, 2007, 12:49:08 PM

he talking about selling a monkey for a monkey. but i think a monkey for a monkey is too little and besides don't you think schulmanator would be upset to hear you are selling monkeys in the first place?

( a monkey = 500 notes for those of you stuck at your pc all day

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Pat · September 04, 2007, 12:52:26 PM

id tend to think he might go banana's to hear about his monkey's being sold but then again aint it a profit if one monkey equals 500 notes or is that a bad thing?

TheTeaCat · September 04, 2007, 12:59:09 PM

But I thought the price of a monkey was two monkeys. Does that mean someone has been monkeying around with me?

Pat · September 04, 2007, 01:00:10 PM

naw i dont think soo Derry i think it was that fall into the ditch that did you in or did it make you dirty instead?

sc4luv2 · September 04, 2007, 02:51:16 PM

Actually, I had buy 2, get 2 free, ok?

TheTeaCat · September 04, 2007, 03:03:08 PM

Quote from: patfirefghtr on September 04, 2007, 01:00:10 PM
naw i dont think soo Derry i think it was that fall into the ditch that did you in or did it make you dirty instead?

Well as you can see I picked myself up again didn't I?

jmyers2043 · September 04, 2007, 05:31:16 PM

Tell me what 2+2 is

Is that an interrogative sentence or an imperative sentence?

screamingman12 · September 05, 2007, 03:29:26 PM

How can I tell the difference?

tooheys · September 06, 2007, 04:09:45 AM

An interrogative sentence asks a question while an imperative sentence gives an instruction, I think that is right, am I correct, then again, does anybody care?

JoeST · September 06, 2007, 09:35:10 AM

does anybody know what emotion he wants?

BigSlark · September 08, 2007, 08:43:53 PM

Aren't emotions overrated?

Ryan B. · September 09, 2007, 09:39:45 PM

I'm really not sure, eh?

Now, then - a friend of mine drunk-dialed me this evening, and put forth the following question to me: (EDITED FOR CONTENT)

Does a bear excrete (< s***) in the woods?

flame1396 · September 09, 2007, 10:36:52 PM

Does this count as a question???

threestooges · September 09, 2007, 10:59:12 PM

To respond to burgsabre and the bear: Are you going to try to stop him if he does?

Ryan B. · September 10, 2007, 08:28:23 AM

Would you want to try to stop a bear from answering the call of nature?

JoeST · September 10, 2007, 10:48:01 AM

if it is proven that they do but on another occasion nobody is there to see the bear doing it, does it actually happen?

Emperor Stormont · September 10, 2007, 11:45:36 AM

Why are we questioning the toliet habits of a bear?