3 word story

[rickmastfan67]

have any problems

[pickled_pig]

...with human starvation.

[tooheys]

So wrapping up,

[sebes]

we can say

[pickled_pig]

The story so far
Once upon a time I vomited on a goldfish which belonged to my sister Natalie's imaginary friend.  The imaginary goldfish said, "Stop or eat fried squid."  Why can we not get along?  The reason we don't get along is because a car crashed into my parents fishbowl.

In fact, they wanted it to squash the gorilla, but instead it squashed them into positions they never dreamed of being ever able to get out again. Next, the gorilla attacked the fishbowl using a large stick, that was covered with fireants. Which set the poor little fishies tails on fire, however the water put the fire out, as though it never existed.

Are we all so blind that we cannot see who is to really punish the?  The observing aliens that come from mars with vengeance.  Because the mars people was soooooooooo pissed. The people here on Earth hate the people over yonder at that place because?  Their farts are toxic to humans.  Naturally, of course they didn't intend to poison people, however when they fart all know they are about to go nuclear.  So this means the moral of this long winded  - but also very mind-boggling - story is that we all want exemption from monkeys that do our taxes because the high taxes actually affect the bottom line and gross profits of economic enterprises.  With more money we can hire more intelligent nuts.  With more nuts, we will never have any problems with human starvation.  So wrapping up, we can say...

...with complete certainty...

[TheTeaCat]

that the implications

[sebes]

of the bloody

[rickmastfan67]

war between worlds

[tooheys]

has had no

[mightygoose]

tangible retardation regarding.....

[pickled_pig]

Keynesian economic theory.

[BigSlark]

Then Michael slapped

[Pat]

all of us

[TheTeaCat]

with a notion

[pickled_pig]

...that God didn't...

[sebes]

ever imagine to

[rickmastfan67]

think of, because

[tooheys]

at the time

[TheTeaCat]

no tea was

[metasmurf]

to obtain from