The SC4D Vending Machine

[therealqdivision]

*recieves creepy looks*

*inserts small child*

[GDO29Anagram]

(Receives a subpoena) 

(Inserts microwaved Mighty Putty)

[samerton]

*receives a microwave Spaghetti Carbonara meal*
*inserts a fork*

[Nego]

*receives spork*

*inserts spoon*

[WC_EEND]

*Receieves Australian knife*

*Inserts Kangeroo meat*

PS: not meant to insult the Aussies, that spoon just reminded me of that particular episode

[samerton]

*receives a barbecue*
*inserts a grill*

[GDO29Anagram]

(Receives a lot of burgers)

(Inserts an iPod)

[Nego]

*receives iPod touch (it's NOT an iTouch or an IPod touch or an iPod Touch, it's an iPod touch spelled and capitalized exactly like that)*

*inserts iPhone

[samerton]

*receives water damage*

*inserts a fireplace (for drying things  )*

[WC_EEND]

*receives wood*

*inserts forests*

[Nego]

*receives trees*

*inserts tree branch*

[samerton]

*receives bark* (from the tree)

*inserts a cat*

[art128]

*receive a dog*

*inserts a trumpet*

[GDO29Anagram]

(Receives a tuba)

(Inserts a trombone)

[art128]

*Receive a smashed electric guitar*

*insert a coin*

[samerton]

*receives a chocolate bar from a normal vending machine*

*inserts a wrapper*

[townscape]

*the machine pushes back the wrapper:"5 dollar bills only!"

*insert 5 Canadian dollars*

[samerton]

*recieves 5 British pennies*

*inserts a 5 pound note*

[kbieniu7]

*Recieves 24,52 PLN*

*Inserts 20 PLN note*

[GDO29Anagram]

(Receives an IOU)

("Inserts" spray cheese into the coin slot as an act of revenge)